tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54147923632824629992024-10-04T19:10:08.228-07:00Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11804091846247875074noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5414792363282462999.post-22250840263830535422013-03-02T16:51:00.001-08:002013-03-02T16:58:47.431-08:00Doi pescari intr'o barca in mijlocul lacului...Pestele nu trage de loc.<br /> La un moment dat unul din ei scoate undita de care se agatase o lampa ruginita. O freaca din greseala, normal<i>,</i> apare duhul care le zice ca avind grad mai mic poate sa le indeplineasca o singura dorinta.<br /> Dupa ceva timp de reflectie, unul din ei zice:<br /> - Vreau sa transformi apa asta in bere Budweiser.<br /> - Ok...zice duhul, bate din palme si dispare ...ca un fum..<br /> Gusta unu' din ei temator si ce sa vezi, rece si proaspata bere in lac.<br /> - Ei, ce zici de ideea mea? Il intreaba pe celalalt.<br /> - Ba prost mai esti, acu o sa trebuiasca sa facem pipi in barca ....<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb_dHO9VhvuDLnnfros4sqNnqkDUNlplAcdnc5-C_nuLEWmFdc3f20p9i8G7lnw69VtTbtwltK2dcrNi7CAvLsUFs1899NphwpNQRsxixLJri4wT1fgxTGsysMfhS3uUEB96jKZw4YeaY/s1600/11122.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb_dHO9VhvuDLnnfros4sqNnqkDUNlplAcdnc5-C_nuLEWmFdc3f20p9i8G7lnw69VtTbtwltK2dcrNi7CAvLsUFs1899NphwpNQRsxixLJri4wT1fgxTGsysMfhS3uUEB96jKZw4YeaY/s1600/11122.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> Unu' se face calugar la o minastire in creierul muntilor. Si ca sa fie mai jmecher baga si juramint de tacere totala. Totusi, staretul ii da voie ca o data la 7 ani sa spuna 2 cuvinte.<br /> Si trec primii 7 ani...<br /> Vine in fata staretului si restul de sefi din minastire.<br /> - Ei , ce ai de spus fiule?<br /> - Peretii reci. Spune calugarul si se intoarce in chiliuta lui.<br /> Mai trec 7 ani...<br /> Din nou in fata preacinstitilor.<br /> - Spune fiule, te ascultam.<br /> - Mincarea proasta. Zice trist, si pleaca inapoi.<br /> Dupa urmatorii 7 ani, o noua infatisare.<br /> - Anul asta ce ai de impartasit fiule? Il intreaba staretul din nou.<br /> - Va parasesc. Si da cu basca aia a lor de pamint, se dezbraca de sutana si vrea sa iasa.<br /> - Eram sigur de asta fiule, de cind ai venit aici nu ai facut altceva decit sa te plingi....<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-UDhG7ZAJI4w_5Jpp2mh_1cQt4rpTaNPWpDr3GDXTQvbn8nlpIRI976J8pv-z9WlOcfPvaJuwE7HVYtr4rncG5KKg855GUd_fqDJs69kJW7BStagczNf-MpH370Q9Ico_dJDYBbOPQ2E/s1600/1112.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="219" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-UDhG7ZAJI4w_5Jpp2mh_1cQt4rpTaNPWpDr3GDXTQvbn8nlpIRI976J8pv-z9WlOcfPvaJuwE7HVYtr4rncG5KKg855GUd_fqDJs69kJW7BStagczNf-MpH370Q9Ico_dJDYBbOPQ2E/s320/1112.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> O vaduva merge la pompe funebre si'i face scandal sefului.<br /> - Sotul meu e imbracat intr'un costum maro. Am spus clar ca vreau sa fie imbracat in albastru, asa cum ii placea lui.<br /> - Oh, scuze madam. Si striga spre sala de&nbsp; imbalsamare: Goreee, schimba capetele la 2 si 4.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbtkkCTZqvtXaoC6YAVkb0jepUasdCXsm5LM9Nn3TOs42jVwENVpESfFasjgVIZWqAcRjDUpf6z8VK7jQMvw48t3L7t81boBtCGfoRa5Swxd_R6VZZxAWaWgU46SBJOfVy_zpYBXTuk_g/s1600/111111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbtkkCTZqvtXaoC6YAVkb0jepUasdCXsm5LM9Nn3TOs42jVwENVpESfFasjgVIZWqAcRjDUpf6z8VK7jQMvw48t3L7t81boBtCGfoRa5Swxd_R6VZZxAWaWgU46SBJOfVy_zpYBXTuk_g/s320/111111.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> Pilotul catre pasageri, vorbind la microfon. Le explica conditiile de zbor, ora la care o sa ajunga avionul la destinatie, ii sfatuieste sa se relaxeze pentru ca o sa fie un zbor foarte placut...<br /> Dupa ce termina, uitind sa opreasca microfonul, ii zice copilotului:<br /> - Ehhh, ce mi'as dori acum cel mai mult pe lume, ar fi o cafea si un blowjob...<br /> O stewardesa se repede spre cockpit sa ii spuna omului ca a lasat microfonul deschis.<br /> Unul din pasageri striga:<br /> - Nu uita cafeaua!<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixVpRz02n4A-e93UwTRsu7kQnmZhqwxKyzMEEhU296Fv-UW231iP52P834HoXgd-8zhEg77qNCDcY_O1O0BWWs4tMaueN7wVaC1jXmk4ataYH6nXdKheKWmjrefsOfVSleNxWLF6nnZaY/s1600/311111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixVpRz02n4A-e93UwTRsu7kQnmZhqwxKyzMEEhU296Fv-UW231iP52P834HoXgd-8zhEg77qNCDcY_O1O0BWWs4tMaueN7wVaC1jXmk4ataYH6nXdKheKWmjrefsOfVSleNxWLF6nnZaY/s320/311111.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvdvGT75OMNFrQn6xiQtetjR7yMCa1KIZSbYgpVuFP_tdsrto7gYTqci9DSxCql0FQqEHSnZwJdJEc3zxsVv7uoNBW6C7gyKwhhmTOiEoqc0tFkKxi1cj7Y5Qa1jh2ZAK_svFdIuhMZ4/s1600/tilhar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a></div> O tipa da un anunt la matrimoniale : " Caut un barbat care sa ma iubeasca, sa nu ma loveasca niciodata, sa nu ma paraseasca si sa fie foarte bun in pat".<br /> Nici un telefon timp de 2-3 luni.<br /> Intr'o zi se aude soneria la usa. Deschide si vede pe unu' fara miini, fara picioare, care ii zice ca a citit anuntul si este foarte interesat.<br /> - Hm.. si crezi ca te potrivesti?<br /> - Pai nu am miini - nu pot sa te bat vreodata, nu am picioare - nu o sa pot sa fug de tine....<br /> - Si, in legatura cu sexul?<br /> - Pai, am sunat la usa, nu?<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvdvGT75OMNFrQn6xiQtetjR7yMCa1KIZSbYgpVuFP_tdsrto7gYTqci9DSxCql0FQqEHSnZwJdJEc3zxsVv7uoNBW6C7gyKwhhmTOiEoqc0tFkKxi1cj7Y5Qa1jh2ZAK_svFdIuhMZ4/s1600/tilhar.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvdvGT75OMNFrQn6xiQtetjR7yMCa1KIZSbYgpVuFP_tdsrto7gYTqci9DSxCql0FQqEHSnZwJdJEc3zxsVv7uoNBW6C7gyKwhhmTOiEoqc0tFkKxi1cj7Y5Qa1jh2ZAK_svFdIuhMZ4/s1600/tilhar.jpg" /></a> </div> <br /> Nae intra intr'o circiuma, se aseaza la o masa si comanda 3 halbe. Bea pe rind din fiecare pina le termina. Cere nota, plateste si vrea sa plece.Ospatarul ii zice ca poate sa comande cite o bere pe rind, si sa bea linistit sa nu se incalzeasca.<br /> - Pai, chestiunea e ca am 2 frati, Ion e in Franta, Radu in Brazilia, am ramas doar eu aci. Si cumpar cite o bere pentru fiecare.<br /> Din ziua aia devine client regulat, de fiecare data ia 3 beri, le bea si pleaca.<br /> Intr'o buna zi, intra, se aseaza si comanda 2 beri. Ospatarul, gindindu'se care din frati s'o fi prapadit ii aduce berile si ii zice:<br /> - Condoleante pentru pierdere, imi pare tare rau.<br /> - Aaaa, nu, nu a murit nimeni, fii linistit. Eu m'am lasat de bautura.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT6UDnOs51jEU1bY97SC6km0sTjLBYEyO7Mr4z6uPUtjjSQW4AYJgWX3IZOq0Won6ggYy0Twu0rwCnMS7MDhKTttIkLP0ojcYawsUa7rtN_4dP4OjuQSr5pbq_dX6ODkt4ZSdvBULSoX8/s1600/111111q.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT6UDnOs51jEU1bY97SC6km0sTjLBYEyO7Mr4z6uPUtjjSQW4AYJgWX3IZOq0Won6ggYy0Twu0rwCnMS7MDhKTttIkLP0ojcYawsUa7rtN_4dP4OjuQSr5pbq_dX6ODkt4ZSdvBULSoX8/s320/111111q.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> &nbsp;Un pusti sta pe marginea santului si se uita la doi tipi care se paruiesc de mama focului.<br /> Trece o baba si il intreaba:<br /> - Ce'au maica astia, de se bat? Care e tactu' ?<br /> - Habar n'am mamaie, d'aia se bat.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPq3tyjasosOZy_LRa8Q9WxpX071C7UxL8dylIXLBoJnbbkrmXOgpafeMhXd2qyCYP4XBECvHoDgOloldhoDJaPFZ8XqCTIo9KJYugpP8urtXlwxAfNkqk09OZ0H-dI8Ivat_CrfqVZ8s/s1600/111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPq3tyjasosOZy_LRa8Q9WxpX071C7UxL8dylIXLBoJnbbkrmXOgpafeMhXd2qyCYP4XBECvHoDgOloldhoDJaPFZ8XqCTIo9KJYugpP8urtXlwxAfNkqk09OZ0H-dI8Ivat_CrfqVZ8s/s320/111.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> &nbsp;&nbsp;<b>Cum foloseste un barbat un bancomat :</b><br /> <i><span class="userContent">1. Parcheaza masina<br /> 2. Merge la bancomat<br /> 3. Baga cardul<br /> 4. Baga PIN'ul<br /> 5. Ia banii<br /> 6. Scoate cardul<br /> 7. Se urca in masina si pleaca</span></i><br /> <span class="userContent"><br /> </span><b><span class="userContent">Cum foloseste o femeie un bancomat :</span></b><br /> <br /> <i><span class="userContent"><span class="userContent">&nbsp; 1. Parcheaza masina</span></span></i><br /> <i><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">&nbsp; 2. Verifica machiajul<br />&nbsp; 3. Opreste motorul<br />&nbsp; 4. </span></span><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Verifica machiajul</span></span><br />&nbsp; 5. Merge la bancomat<br />&nbsp; 6. Scotoceste dupa card in poseta<br />&nbsp; 7. Baga cardul<br />&nbsp; 8. Apasa&nbsp; Cancel<br />&nbsp; 9. </span></span><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Scotoceste in poseta dupa biletul pe care e scris</span></span> PIN'ul</span></span></i><br /> <i><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">10. Baga cardul<br /> 11. </span></span><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent">Baga PIN'ul</span></span></span></i><br /> <i><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent"></span>12. Ia banii<br /> 13. Merge la masina<br /> 14. Verifica machiajul<br /> 15. Porneste motorul<br /> 16. Opreste motorul<br /> 17. Fuge inapoi la bancomat<br /> 18. Ia cardul<br /> 19. Inapoi la masina<br /> 20. </span></span><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Verifica machiajul</span></span></span></span></i><br /> <i><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span></span>21. Porneste motorul<br /> 22. </span></span><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Verifica machiajul</span></span>&nbsp;</span></span></i><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><i>23. Conduce 1 km<br /> 24. Slabeste frina de mina<br /> 25. Conduce mai departe...</i></span></span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHfk2UzpLixzpUnJOtLHQAwTiOD0WimmHoVIBSAMl5wNHF-4QgsJIugsOQcfERcttK-EirN97st_d5gYULNB-dewruJUlm2uHPEpD9iBp1incjhgbfX1j9Mnss9FhuJYmbOpFp7SSRaH8/s1600/121212.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHfk2UzpLixzpUnJOtLHQAwTiOD0WimmHoVIBSAMl5wNHF-4QgsJIugsOQcfERcttK-EirN97st_d5gYULNB-dewruJUlm2uHPEpD9iBp1incjhgbfX1j9Mnss9FhuJYmbOpFp7SSRaH8/s320/121212.jpg" width="246" /></a></div> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"><br /></span></span> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Un vinzator de aspiratoare merge intr'un sat uitat de lume sa le bage pe git la tarani marfa.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Bate la o poarta, ii deschide o femeie si ii spune ca vrea sa ii arate o minune a tehnicii, doar sa il conduca intr'o camera unde are un covor.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Il duce femeia in "camera buna", asta ia o punga si varsa pe covor o gramada de baliga.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Doamna, acum o va sa va demonstrez cum acest aparat va curata orice urma de rahat, daca ramine ceva, eu o sa maninc tot.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Maica, pai sa'ti dau ceva ceapa, niste bulion ca sa mearga mai usor? Aci in sat nu ne'au bagatara astia corent.</span></span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqwDGuLOSFiBGOV-GggzBwr9xjp9WCCHkZMAQ25ZIIEoGAsDGjovQWFnxnpIor1Q4ZK24taZqHe47E5GeuZyYhyAcNrJ87uC3NKviT2nNMnZNkeVjWS-yVWm-cG0dhFGJebCEK8KDjIEc/s1600/1112222.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqwDGuLOSFiBGOV-GggzBwr9xjp9WCCHkZMAQ25ZIIEoGAsDGjovQWFnxnpIor1Q4ZK24taZqHe47E5GeuZyYhyAcNrJ87uC3NKviT2nNMnZNkeVjWS-yVWm-cG0dhFGJebCEK8KDjIEc/s320/1112222.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">&nbsp;Doi teroristi la o masa intr'un bar beau si se cam cearta. Se apropie ospatarul si'i intreaba despre ce discuta.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Am planuit cu prietenul meu un atentat in care o sa moara paispe' mii oameni si un magar.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Un magar???? De ce ?</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Vezi ba Ahmed, ti'am zis io ca nimanui nu'i pasa de aia 14.ooo de oameni?</span></span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgldciKmRqKwJ5GJr-3ZeHSkU0ghtV01a0roICk1BqO8HfBr0v6myzhva3qbilOYpdUIAa6jQbC_hErWgW0YJMJXITGe4lS7RXOeNWbkae2ucaJ5QhLm7XW8V6GQXN-X5pGstnLVl_pwGE/s1600/11221122.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgldciKmRqKwJ5GJr-3ZeHSkU0ghtV01a0roICk1BqO8HfBr0v6myzhva3qbilOYpdUIAa6jQbC_hErWgW0YJMJXITGe4lS7RXOeNWbkae2ucaJ5QhLm7XW8V6GQXN-X5pGstnLVl_pwGE/s320/11221122.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">&nbsp;O tipa traverseaza grabita pe rosu. Un fluierat..si apare Garcea.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Stop! Madam ai traversat pe rosu.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Domnule, va rog sa ma iertati, sint invatatoare si am intirziat la ore.</span></span><br /> <span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">- Aaaa, de cind astept eu clipa asta! Ia o hirtie si scrie de 100 de ori: ''Nu am voie sa traversez la culoarea rosie a semaforului.''</span></span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy2VglB5d6s6-hUIvWNDfB39lGQM4dk4Wb7qdY0jQz8BKliQZ-8VJQ91OlClqBC5OLNPyR5_sosI_uKq4r5ljolashyphenhyphenrC1ekmVi_SaonQ3H18-_BH0RtVnPMPP2Y_qLNl3FiaEwGnCzSc/s1600/123123.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy2VglB5d6s6-hUIvWNDfB39lGQM4dk4Wb7qdY0jQz8BKliQZ-8VJQ91OlClqBC5OLNPyR5_sosI_uKq4r5ljolashyphenhyphenrC1ekmVi_SaonQ3H18-_BH0RtVnPMPP2Y_qLNl3FiaEwGnCzSc/s320/123123.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;">lamurire: la mine sunt e '<span style="font-size: small;">'</span>sint'' si i din a, e ''i'', ca asa am invatat io la scoala....</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11804091846247875074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5414792363282462999.post-59688808239596237852013-02-28T13:21:00.003-08:002013-03-02T11:36:59.001-08:00<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ma plictiseam si am zis sa dau un search aiurea...</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ce'am gasit.....ma doare burta de atita ris . </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Uite ce fac ai nostri si ce zic ai lor....</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></span></span> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088449/Would-CHEW-believe-Romanian-gangs-stealing-chewing-gum-supermarkets-use-CURRENCY-home.html se zice ca, citez:</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="hps">"Bande</span> <span class="hps">de</span> <span class="hps">est-europeni</span> (adica romani, normal ca numa' ai nostri sint est europeni) <span class="hps">fură</span> <span class="hps">gumă de mestecat</span> <span class="hps">din</span> <span class="hps">supermarketurile din</span> <span class="hps">Marea Britanie</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">aceasta putind f</span><span class="hps">i folosita</span> <span class="hps">ca monedă</span> <span class="hps">în tările</span> <span class="hps">lor de origine</span>.<span class="hps"> Mii de</span> <span class="hps">pachete</span> <span class="hps">de</span> <span class="hps">guma</span> <span class="hps">sint</span> <span class="hps">furate</span> <span class="hps">în vrac</span> <span class="hps">înainte de a fi</span> <span class="hps">transportate înapoi</span> <span class="hps">în România</span>, <span class="hps">unde</span> <span class="hps">acestea sint</span> <span class="hps">date la</span> <span class="hps">schimb în</span> <span class="hps">magazine</span><span class="">."</span></span></span></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgONEmng2N0ltsKzsCjd-WLzFkVd9PRBVAyxS5teseD2UzyNx1iNI4HRyZHdgMXC8y0b4aT4ZBCoPc72ThNQP2VEhdSCff3GMKZFmCEYQJ46Wyx1Kx_56FmMutoXShnnVFDX1A6QIftZIs/s1600/11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgONEmng2N0ltsKzsCjd-WLzFkVd9PRBVAyxS5teseD2UzyNx1iNI4HRyZHdgMXC8y0b4aT4ZBCoPc72ThNQP2VEhdSCff3GMKZFmCEYQJ46Wyx1Kx_56FmMutoXShnnVFDX1A6QIftZIs/s1600/11.jpg" width="195" /></a></span></div> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">&nbsp;</span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">&nbsp; Haoleuuu, 'ai de curu' nostru, parca vaz tiganii cu traista plina de guma la butic platind cumparaturile...&nbsp;</span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">&nbsp;Zice</span></span> un militian de'al lor, unu' Lucy Lockey, de la Wiltshire Police, ca cica&nbsp; "</span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">Guma</span><span class="">,</span> <span class="hps">care costă</span> <span class="hps">de obicei de 2</span> <span class="hps">RON</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">în jurul valorii de</span> <span class="hps">38p</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">este</span> <span class="hps">folosita la schimb,</span> <span class="hps">până la 3</span> <span class="hps">lei</span> <span class="hps">în magazine</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">sau</span> <span class="hps">chiar mai mult</span> <span class="hps">la</span> <span class="hps">unii vânzători</span><span class="">."</span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">Cred ca asta putem sa facem si noi, sa cumparam guma la balot cu 2 lei bucata si sa platim la schimb la paritate de 3 lei si mai bine in supermarket.</span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">Dati un ochi si aici : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/garlic-theft-austria-tons_n_1630192.html , daca vreti sa aflati cum au dat unii de'ai nostri lovitura secolului la ..USTUROI&nbsp;, </span></span>9 tone juma' </span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">:)</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">Ui' la alt jmecher d'al nostru prins intepenit in perete la furat...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/tY37yz4fVJA?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe>&nbsp;</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">mai furam o berica...</span></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/572QlTVN4AI?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span id="goog_147381976"></span><span id="goog_147381977"></span> <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">un telefon..</span></span>.</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/MIGeazFFiVs?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div> <span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">sau ceva cu care sa ne racorim :D</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/OCg9aTsemts?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""> </span></span></span></span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">mai un laptop sa intram pe facebook si sa vorbim cu aia d'acasa pe skype&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/5pgnMP7OpME?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">si in fine, caterinca asta e criminala.....</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><object class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="https://ytimg.googleusercontent.com/vi/d72M_1lNOyg/0.jpg" height="266" width="320"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/d72M_1lNOyg&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/v/d72M_1lNOyg&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class=""><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ro"><span class="">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span> </div> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;">lamurire: la mine sunt e '<span style="font-size: small;">'</span>sint'' si i din a, e ''i'', ca asa am invatat io la scoala....</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11804091846247875074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5414792363282462999.post-62963726892029049462013-02-27T18:52:00.001-08:002013-03-02T11:33:50.979-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> ia sa vedem : </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> 1</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6-Y1OUcIIn2hGzGHniFeBBM11rbYmot4O84jpgR5MgdRwDRbCotb4FnBI4bCQZP-CVdCVkj5k9bjoXlFpcxC7WfaKchpGBywIFtpSWaEAgrav5Og_pwFcWmW_4CmpIXlptGfv-azmPdE/s1600/danilet.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6-Y1OUcIIn2hGzGHniFeBBM11rbYmot4O84jpgR5MgdRwDRbCotb4FnBI4bCQZP-CVdCVkj5k9bjoXlFpcxC7WfaKchpGBywIFtpSWaEAgrav5Og_pwFcWmW_4CmpIXlptGfv-azmPdE/s1600/danilet.jpg" width="173" />&nbsp;</a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> &nbsp; 2</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> &nbsp;<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8Edo3CzsJDAlkb_28aijy2uy3kzm2kO_b77woSU8cf7bGc2ufu492lPy3FffvfwGXEhUhVXY3wKMvTdFHKcrkKU9s02sQZaxgNZGRUDosqs6A7ILDBQ3_1aPmA5-ZbqbJTLqJJOMzAtU/s1600/130770-augustin-zegrean.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="241" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8Edo3CzsJDAlkb_28aijy2uy3kzm2kO_b77woSU8cf7bGc2ufu492lPy3FffvfwGXEhUhVXY3wKMvTdFHKcrkKU9s02sQZaxgNZGRUDosqs6A7ILDBQ3_1aPmA5-ZbqbJTLqJJOMzAtU/s1600/130770-augustin-zegrean.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> &nbsp;3</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> &nbsp;<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYbjtraWDgQrExeFaRaPui83QEU2TQEmvqtVPhMTENpObTyi-Wh_FaqlMsdVnOiLExfX6aP6Ce5pWXPu21VlEgmIkAuUxOhOdCDxyHwE2vX4M9TSAesxGEhr_uPEemwxiP1AyQtohkEXA/s1600/andreea-pora.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYbjtraWDgQrExeFaRaPui83QEU2TQEmvqtVPhMTENpObTyi-Wh_FaqlMsdVnOiLExfX6aP6Ce5pWXPu21VlEgmIkAuUxOhOdCDxyHwE2vX4M9TSAesxGEhr_uPEemwxiP1AyQtohkEXA/s1600/andreea-pora.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbsF64yD30knfY1WMziqmN9BvJhMc7PPyDCT5MoCCr5FgLdzdCkSt09QwfwYojGSJCrLSP7XqSL61XRTHrq2w_DPMIYsGQ6BqA-BX3K7JD6NDGSAKWtZ1oFv-kiS3579Td_qub-G5E1Zw/s1600/d161aacba263673e0227677b15c9a509_a7c41ce800.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbsF64yD30knfY1WMziqmN9BvJhMc7PPyDCT5MoCCr5FgLdzdCkSt09QwfwYojGSJCrLSP7XqSL61XRTHrq2w_DPMIYsGQ6BqA-BX3K7JD6NDGSAKWtZ1oFv-kiS3579Td_qub-G5E1Zw/s1600/d161aacba263673e0227677b15c9a509_a7c41ce800.jpg" width="276" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> mari oameni, mari caractere....</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLFhB526WJfQNT1bUglqpZEZblQeCOtqZMDxrytTiwhclBHIqJJwulW1W_RpdoscsPuNWcQxnvYBgds-NBUKJeyqkfvR8aH8tFGktu2ke5cJeL-cA9KzW5-fQxNUV8coaKOWfbEHNkYP4/s1600/icon_lol.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLFhB526WJfQNT1bUglqpZEZblQeCOtqZMDxrytTiwhclBHIqJJwulW1W_RpdoscsPuNWcQxnvYBgds-NBUKJeyqkfvR8aH8tFGktu2ke5cJeL-cA9KzW5-fQxNUV8coaKOWfbEHNkYP4/s1600/icon_lol.gif" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;">lamurire: la mine sunt e '<span style="font-size: small;">'</span>sint'' si i din a e i, ca asa am invatat io la scoala....</span></span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11804091846247875074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5414792363282462999.post-88331267241336745522013-02-26T09:42:00.000-08:002013-03-02T11:35:53.618-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOrycyYbtUmdnjsepFUxMIDkER9qvZK_-3EwXPE52CFnpC8CJy8KVYg3YMS_vwYMaKYB8zBHTQR8Zf2niQQYgKcmkfwGABwqHptr5I7NYlqLjm-M9MByPwXn1ijOSWhyHgjTPtjcu3G_w/s1600/putinn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOrycyYbtUmdnjsepFUxMIDkER9qvZK_-3EwXPE52CFnpC8CJy8KVYg3YMS_vwYMaKYB8zBHTQR8Zf2niQQYgKcmkfwGABwqHptr5I7NYlqLjm-M9MByPwXn1ijOSWhyHgjTPtjcu3G_w/s1600/putinn.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> Putin merge la restaurant cu cei doi presedinti ai camerelor Parlamentului.<br /> Ospatarul livid:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /> -Ce sa fie astazi domnule Presedinte.<br /> - Baga o friptura...<br /> - Si in legatura cu legumele?<br /> - Si ei tot friptura....<br /> &nbsp; <br /> Care este diferenta intre Putin si Obama ?<br /> Tu stii oricind unde este Obama, Putin stie in orice moment unde te afli tu ....<br /> <br /> &nbsp;Stim cu totii ca o lacrima a lui Chuck Norris poate vindeca un bolnav de cancer....insa asta numai pentru ca Putin nu plinge niciodata...<br /> <br /> Putin merge noaptea la frigider. Cind deschide usa , o bucata de carne incepe sa tremure.<br /> - Hooo, ca vreau o bere....<br /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEQa-Ug1TcZ0_YPGK9US34sZEzXrcHydfeYGadrxAY5ArTJL9vFudSLb1FMYqeGmbRA8GP_PyBztRoLCh9TCmF0Aa5_xO_vemuv8PrnOWC6vxyUHuJcLuCRtDwF0AvSHZDuOo7fVYqpF8/s1600/putin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEQa-Ug1TcZ0_YPGK9US34sZEzXrcHydfeYGadrxAY5ArTJL9vFudSLb1FMYqeGmbRA8GP_PyBztRoLCh9TCmF0Aa5_xO_vemuv8PrnOWC6vxyUHuJcLuCRtDwF0AvSHZDuOo7fVYqpF8/s1600/putin.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> Putin promite solemn ca, in calitate de nou presedinte va rezolva toate problemele lasate de guvernul anterior al lui V.Putin, primite mostenire de la vechiul presedinte Putin....<br /> <br /> Cind Putin zimbeste, un copil se naste in Rusia.<br /> Daca zimbetul este mai larg ca de obicei, fiti pregatiti pentru gemeni. <br /> <br /> <br /> Stafia lui Stalin se plimba prin Kremlin...la un moment dat nimereste in biroul lui Putin care ii cere ceva sfaturi in legate de guvernare.<br /> - 1- Impusca toti democratii si 2 - vopseste zidurile Kremlinului in albastru...<br /> - Hmmm, de ce albastru ?<br /> - Eram sigur ca nu o sa intrebi nimic despre punctul 1 ....<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge1Uf1IbLl8QD-In31ZNyzjvSIjHMhyphenhyphenNg2wVqkEjvlSVFKG-F3nOJIpR1IezGQBOvZk05b99V25q9JRgkCUdC5k2lzv8VZ9zdu6ZXU5Q1Nwmk2ezxcdVvtI9HrHEq0QZqlU1GWdRNOL70/s1600/putin3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge1Uf1IbLl8QD-In31ZNyzjvSIjHMhyphenhyphenNg2wVqkEjvlSVFKG-F3nOJIpR1IezGQBOvZk05b99V25q9JRgkCUdC5k2lzv8VZ9zdu6ZXU5Q1Nwmk2ezxcdVvtI9HrHEq0QZqlU1GWdRNOL70/s1600/putin3.jpg" width="387" /></a></div> <br /> &nbsp;Ca punct de plecare al reformelor&nbsp; presedintele Putin lanseaza un nou program. Primul obiectiv :<br /> "Pentru a face oamenii bogati si fericiti" .......lista este atasata ....<br /> <br /> In atacul de la 11 septembrie , multe documente ale Pentagonului au fost distruse de incendiu.<br /> Putin i-a telefonat imediat presedintelui Bush pentru a exprima imensa compasiune si s-a oferit sa ....inlocuie documentele pierdute cu copii din arhiva KGB..<br /> <br /> Putin zboara impreuna cu Berlusconi la o conferinta undeva in Asia.<br /> -Ce zici Vladi, daca s'ar prabusi avionul cu noi si am muri, unde ar plinge mai multa lume, in Italia sau in Rusia ?<br /> - In Romania....<br /> - E pa' dracu, da' de ce ?<br /> - Basescu nu zboara cu noi...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbaxuESDYxX5Cq9_3T8kc9h3OSiZpvzUKXq-Qr9MTPxZKIikmBoVS5YZZPyXzwgAEYDKwxBWVR_rxtH9kxt5vOOTGWw94ByHYnnOndGUyeupZOFNWz2HedqZpuq71dC3eF-kIkEwfctAc/s1600/putin2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbaxuESDYxX5Cq9_3T8kc9h3OSiZpvzUKXq-Qr9MTPxZKIikmBoVS5YZZPyXzwgAEYDKwxBWVR_rxtH9kxt5vOOTGWw94ByHYnnOndGUyeupZOFNWz2HedqZpuq71dC3eF-kIkEwfctAc/s1600/putin2.jpg" width="318" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> &nbsp; Putin este intrebat de un reporter CNN daca are in vedere dezvoltarea democratiei in Rusia.<br /> - Desigur, spune Putin, cu deosebiri de nuanta insa...<br /> Cum sa va explic eu, de exemplu felul in care un scaun electric se deosebeste de un scaun obisnuit de bucatarie....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> hmm, cam rare bancurile despre Putin.....oare de ce?.... <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue;">lamurire: la mine sunt e '<span style="font-size: small;">'</span>sint'' si i din a e i, ca asa am invatat io la scoala....</span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11804091846247875074noreply@blogger.com0