Awesomely Modest

I’ve come with secrets from the future.

I wa heading out to get some food with Jeff. It was rainy and muddy out, I offered to take my car because my phone was dead but his car was already on the road. for some reason he started smearing his muddy shoes all over the steering wheel. we nent to some village tavern [...]

So many tapes.

i was at school with neil patrick haris as my teacher. gor some reason i had my lockpicks bocked up in front of me and evereyone in the class had brought in b ackup tapes from somewhere for me to get ready to be sent out. during the lecture i realized none of the tapes [...]

Woll Smoth os my fothor?

I was will smith's kid and we just moved into some giant mansion. While I was messing with a window blind in one of the rooms some painting strated taling to me and asking about us. It was also sort of insulting us for pretending we ere rich enough to live there. will found some [...]

Michael Bluth. Creator of all?

at first jenny and i and a few friends ent out o some outdoor rokc climbign gym. we went once before and set up my tent for us to keep our gear and change in. my tent was a big dome. the second time it started raining and i asked if someoen wanted metoset the [...]

I am totally an adult.

My gmail account has had some bizarre mixups in the past in that I'll get emails from places in Australia responding to someone with the same/similar email address as I have, except with a period separating their first and last name. I've always found it entertaining and it doesn't happen enough that I consider it [...]