Awful Pick Up Lines

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you, ok actually I'm just drunk."

2012-08-06T16:51:00.001-07:00

2012-08-06T16:46:00.001-07:00

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you, ok actually I'm just drunk."

"Was your mother's nickname Burro? Cause you got ass

2012-08-06T16:41:00.003-07:00

"Are you Mitt Romney? Cause I can see you switching positions a lot"

2012-08-06T16:37:00.003-07:00

Roses

2012-08-06T16:36:00.001-07:00

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not Shakespeare
I've got a gun
Get in the van"

"If you were a booger, I'd shove my hand up my nose and finger you

2012-08-06T16:34:00.004-07:00

Go out with me or else.

2012-08-06T16:24:00.001-07:00

"Would you like to go out with me?"
"No"
"Would you like to go out with me?"
"No"
"Would you like to go out with me?"
"No"
" Now I'm going to ask you this one more time and you better give me the answer I want to hear"

"Has anyone ever told you, that you have beautiful eyes? They lied."

2012-08-06T16:17:00.007-07:00

" If you don't go out with me, I'll kill myself"

2012-08-06T16:17:00.006-07:00

" I bet you 20 dollars, that you'll reject me"

2012-08-06T16:13:00.003-07:00

" Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

2012-08-06T16:11:00.001-07:00

"Was your father a baker? Cause you got a nice pair of buns"

2012-08-06T16:10:00.001-07:00

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is pretty fucked up."

2012-08-06T16:09:00.002-07:00

"Are you an angel? Because, I'm pretty sure you're too fat to work for Victoria Secret."

2012-08-06T16:05:00.001-07:00