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		<title>Dear Delta Airlines</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[For over 20 years I have flown with you. For much of that time under Delta Air Lines Frequent Flyer Program (then SkyMiles) number ***. You&#8217;ve taken me to Europe, to Canada, and most of the continental United States. At &#8230; <a href="http://www.axesandalleys.com/dear-delta-airlines/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>10 Ways to Kill a Man Using Broccoli</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeremy Rosen]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[10. Blame broccoli for the death of his entire family, including his infant daughters, his teenage son, his wife, Cousin Bertie, Aunt Lou, Grandpa Cesar, Momma, and Joey the adopted kid. 9. It&#8217;s not really broccoli; it&#8217;s lard shaped, coloured, &#8230; <a href="http://www.axesandalleys.com/10-ways-to-kill-a-man-using-broccoli/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Salmon</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeremy Rosen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 02:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You ever see so many salmon in a river you reckoned you could walk across if only ya was light-footed enough? Well Bohan Dillon was and he did. Carried thirty head a cattle with him, too.]]></description>
		
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