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Get By With a Little Help From My Friends...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:42:05 -0500

Hey Friends!

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted. In fact too long. But… so much has happened in my theatre life.

I’ve become a company member and then took over the Managing Director role at Glass Mind Theatre.

I’m also mid-run for a show I directed called And Underneath the Moon.

Okay - well that doesn’t seem like that much when I word it that way, but let’s say all the little things that cascade out of those two things are abundant.

Honestly though, I’ve been blessed to start working with an amazing group of people, not only the theatre company, but also my cast for Moon. Not only are the people I surround myself with colleagues, but they are also my Baltimore family.

I love my day job. I’m good at it, it gives me purpose and it provides for the life that I have. My work in theatre feeds my artistic soul though, and keeps my head in the right place.

Well it’s the holiday times, and Glass Mind has taken on the ambitious goal of raising $5,000 before the end of the year. To do my part, I’m making it my personal goal to raise $600 in the next 3 weeks.

Here’s where my friends and family come in. I need your help.

At Glass Mind, we’re really committed to making theatre accessible - for us that manifests in many ways:

Keeping ticket prices low. By far, this is one of our most important goals during our seasons. Most theatres in town charge around $15 for their discount tickets. GMT’s full price admissions is only $12. We want people from all walks of life to see the work that we do, so we are committed to keeping tickets prices as low as possible.
Opportunities for new artists. We pride ourselves on working with a wide range of skilled artists and providing opportunities for them to experiment and play with their craft. Whether it’s a new playwright, a n00b actor or someone just looking to learn more about theatre, we provide opportunities for these individuals to have access to experienced artists. As a company we want to help our community grow and prosper while challenging ourselves to push our artistic limits.
Exploring the theatrical experience in non-theatre events. Not everyone loves theatre, or at least they don’t think they do. That’s why through our auxiliary season and events we investigate what it means to have a theatrical experience in a traditionally non-theatre event. For example, our recent Open Mic night or our Drag Show over the summer. Theatre is everywhere, and we want to invite the community to explore what it means through various offerings.

So here is where you come in. I’m asking you to donate $10 to GMT before December 31st. If I can get 60 of my friends and family to donate $10 each, I’ll make my personal fundraising goal.

I’m only asking for $10, but feel free to donate more if you can.

The incentive. If I hit my personal fundraising goal, I will send (or hand deliver depending on where you live) the top 5 donors, by amount, a dozen of my awesome Red Velvet Crinkle Cookies w/ White Chocolate Morsels or my Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies - your choice - in an awesome holiday tin. And trust me, I’m an awesome baker.

To ensure that I can keep track of your donations (and see who gets the baked goodness), please email me at lmorton [at] glassmindtheatre [dot] com after submitting your donation.

TWO WAYS TO DONATE:

Online. Through our fiscal sponsor Fractured Atlas. They help DIY artists like Glass Mind be able to function as a non-profit.

By Mail. Send a check made out to “Fractured Atlas”, with “Project: Glass Mind Theatre” written in the memo line to:

Glass Mind Theatre
P.O. Box 19013
Baltimore, MD 21284.

Please be sure to include your Name, Address and Email with your check so we can make sure to get you a receipt for your tax-deductible donation.

All donations will receive a receipt from Fractured Atlas.

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Alright, so that’s enough from me. I hope that you don’t hate me for turning a blog post into an ask for donations. It’s just Glass Mind means a lot to me. I feel like I finally have an artistic home, a place to take risks and really explore the next phase of my life as an artist. I hope you’ll join in supporting this amazing group of people I have the pleasure of working with.

~Lynn

Thank You Rusty.

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:10:47 -0400

There’s been a lot going on in my theatre life lately, almost too much to have time to write about it all (I’ll break it down soon, I promise!). But when someone from your past makes their final exit, it’s time to slow down and reflect on their role.

I recently learned that Rusty Clauss has passed. If you grew up during theatre in Fairfax county, more than likely you had some exposure to Rusty or her work. She was a force who came in a very small package.

I remember when I used to hug her, even then I felt as though if I squeezed too hard I’d break her, yet she had the tenacity of a terrier, always pushing us to challenge ourselves further.

I met Rusty when I attended Edison for high school. Though she had taught there prior, she was not my theatre teacher. Every year as a part of the Folger Shakespeare Festival (I think that’s what it was called, it was a bunch of high schools performing at the Folger) we would prepare a Rusty Clauss cutting of Willy Shakes. Her work taught me about the continuity of storylines, what was okay to throw away and what was vital to keep the audience engaged in what was happening.

Her cutting allowed me to play Queen Margaret in Richard III fifty years before I should have. Her cutting of Hamlet allowed me as a young artist to try my hand at stage managing and costume design. That production also introduced me to Tapestry Theatre Company and Peggy Jones as I needed to go outside the Edison costume room to find what I needed. Tapestry gave me my first opportunity to play an ingenue (and I think probably one of the last times I appeared on stage in that type of role), they also showed me that people were writing plays all the time and exposed me to new play development. I also built a mean castle wall with Peggy and Rusty one day, and though Rusty had a good many years on me, she was as hands on as the rest in the building process.Those ladies popped the bubble of what I thought being a theatre artist was all about. They showed me that you can have artistic fulfillment without having it be your day job. A lesson that I live every day of my life.

Though Rusty’s name was mentioned many more times than I had chances to meet the lovely, kind, supportive artist, I’m glad that I did have my moments with her. Without her, I don’t know if I’d be the artist that I am today.

Thank you Rusty for all that you did. You will be truly missed.

Another installment on my artistic process for MIXTAPE. (This...

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:22:00 -0400

Another installment on my artistic process for MIXTAPE. (This post was meant to publish weeks ago, but apparently I forgot to click “queue”)

This time we’re talking Viewpoints.

I’ve been using Viewpoints as a technique to create ensemble with the group of actors and to help them get out of their heads and into their bodies. The piece I’m directing is so heavily influenced by the music that using Viewpoints just seemed like a nature fit. Mind you, we aren’t dancing, but expressing meaning through the use of the human form.

Anyways, if you’ve never done Viewpoints, it’s interesting as hell to explore. Feel free to peruse my notes that I used to help acclimate the actors:

Crash Course in Viewpoints

Background

Viewpoints is a technique of composition that provides a vocabulary for thinking about and acting upon movement and gesture. Originally developed in the 1970s by choreographer Mary Overlie, The Viewpoints theory was adapted for stage acting by directors Anne Bogart and Tina Landau.

Bogart & Landau think of viewpoints in two categories - Time & Space

Time:

* Tempo - How fast or slow something happens on stage.

* Duration - How long an event occurs over time; how long a person or a group maintains a particular movement, tempo, gesture, etc. before it changes.

* Kinesthetic Response - A spontaneous reaction to a motion that occurs outside of oneself. An instinctive response to an external stimulus.

* Repetition - a) Internal: repeating a movement done with one’s own body, and b) External: repeating a movement occurring outside one’s body.

Space:

* Shape - The contour or outline of bodies in space; the shape of the body by itself, in relation to other bodies, or in relation to architecture; think of lines, curves, angles, arches all stationary or in motion.

* Gesture - a) Behavioral gesture: realistic gesture belonging to the physical world as we observe it every day. b) Expressive gesture: abstract or symbolic gesture expressing an inner state or emotion; it is not intended as a public or “realistic” gesture.

* Architecture - The physical environment, the space, and whatever belongs to it or constitutes it, including permanent and non-permanent features.

* Spatial Relationship - Distance between objects on stage; one body in relation to another, to a group, or to the architecture.

* Topography - The movement over landscape, floor pattern, design.

Overlie’s Viewpoints:

* Space - Architecture, Spatial Relationship, Topography

* Shape - Shape, Gesture (Behavioral & Expressive)

* Time - Tempo, Duration, Kinesthetic Response, Repetition

* Emotion

* Movement - different ways of moving your body/quality of movement (jerky versus smoothly), can occur in different parts of your body

* Story - How all the different elements influence each other and work together, focus on isolation first on it’s own before integration

Through view points we will…

As a group:

- Learn how to move as an ensemble

- Learn about spatial relationships between the group

- Move away from a place where things are expected, safe, comfortable or middle-of-the-road to a place that is unexpected, in the moment and authentic

As individuals:

- Move from self-consciousness to consciousness

- See obstacle as opportunity

- Move with “soft focus, cool face, open heart”

Additional Reading:

A Director Prepares by Anne Bogart

The Viewpoints Book by Anne Bogart & Tina Landau

First Review of MIXTAPE

Wed, 18 May 2011 13:42:06 -0400

First Review of MIXTAPE

Mini Reviews!

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:35:58 -0400

So I’ve seen a fair amount of theatre over the past couple of months, but have not been doing my due diligence to write about them.

So here goes, one sentence reviews on all the shows I’ve seen in the past three months:

Street Car Named Desire at Spotlighters

Some standout characters with a beautiful use of space & set, missing the mechanics of an abusive relationship.

In the Solitude of Cotton Fields at On The Boards

Eastern European goodness all in polish w/ a dash of justified nudity, not accessible to most, but had me leaving the theatre questioning everything (in a good way).

Reasons to Be Pretty at FPCT

One actress was really stand out and she walked circles around the others, but the piece overall left me indifferent which is not what a LaBute piece should do.

Death of a Salesman at Vagabond Players (aka Vags)

Not my favorite Arthur Miller piece, but had some stand out characterizations and some actors who focused more on themselves than giving to their partners.

Neighborhood 3 at Glass Mind Theatre Company

A ballsy piece to produce, I felt some characters need to go deeper or become more varied, and that “act of doing” wasn’t as present as it could be, but overall very worth my time to see it.

ONE Storytelling at Cyclops

Produce by Glass Mind Theatre Company, a vulnerable night of stories that touched the soul and inspired others to share their stories.

Long Christmas Ride Home at Single Carrot

A touching piece the jerked a tear or two from me, but the script left me with some questions, and it’s hard to match the beautiful simplicity of a puppet with the human form.

Last Days of Judas Iscariot at Mobtown Players

A show that went more for the comedy than the truth of the writing, it tried too hard, was offensive at times and left me utterly unsatisfied, despite a few standout performances and text that oozes with gravitas.

One Flea Spare at The Strand

Some beautiful moments, coupled with bold staging and a script with balls, however I was left with the question “why this play now?” and missed the storytelling in the majority of the monologues.

Alright, whew! That was quite a few, though if I hadn’t been traveling so much it could have been more.

So what’s your one sentence review on the last piece you saw?

Are the arts really that important?

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 08:00:06 -0400

So it’s been a bit of a bad month for theatre…

Intiman has cancelled the rest of their 2011 Season due to budgetary concerns.

Baltimore Shakespeare Theatre has closed it’s doors.

Woolly Mammoth sent me an email begging for donations because the National Capital Arts Program got their budget slashed by Congress.

It got me thinking? Do we really care about the arts any more or are they seen as a luxury? Something for upper middle class people to entertain themselves with, while they “give” to the starving artists that create what they see. Granted, 2 out of the 3 I mentioned above definitely don’t normally employ starving artists (Baltimore Shakes I’m unsure of).

So if I go on the assumption that the arts don’t matter anymore, why don’t they matter any more?

Do we make art for/of/by “the people” or do we focus so much on entertainment value that we miss the true mission of the artist?

Art is a reflection of the society. Our histories are told through the art that people make. Most of the theatre I see I wouldn’t consider art. There are a few exceptions, but most of the time my world view is not challenged or affirmed as an audience member.

I recently saw a production of The Last Days of Judas Iscariot (on of my fave plays of all time) and I was truly disappointed because the core of that piece is Stephen Adly Guirgis’ questioning of his own faith. The first time I read that play, and subsequent readings since, I’ve questioned whether or not I believed in God and why. Yet the production I saw focused so much on trying to make it funny that they missed the core soul of that piece. It went from being art, to being entertainment.

I’m not the only one that felt that way.

A fellow director on an upcoming project was sitting with me and we got into a discussion about how regional theatre isn’t dangerous and that’s why it bores both of us. We have very different backgrounds, directing styles and even our age is different, but we were able to agree about one thing… Art needs to mean something. It needs to challenge the status quo.

That is why we as artists exist.

So to those patrons who read this blog, I challenge you to see a piece that has never been produced before.

To those fellow artists who read this blog, I challenge you to always make the dangerous choice.

Maybe then we’ll get back the arts that our culture and our children so richly deserve.

Peach, Plum, Pear by Joanna Newsom Life is good right...

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:08:00 -0400

Peach, Plum, Pear by Joanna Newsom

Life is good right now.

I’m in a good artistic place, the career is good, I have an amazing group of friends that seems to be growing every day - life is fulfilling right now. I feel like I’m in a transformative time in my life and instead of being scared about it, I’m embracing it with an open heart.

The artistic process has also come calling once again. I’ve just started rehearsals for Baltimore MIXTAPE (Brainstorm Vol 2) with Glass Mind Theatre Company and I have the pleasure of working with an amazing young playwright and an awesome ensemble.

You may be asking how the above video plays into all of this…

Well the premise of MIXTAPE is that 6 playwrights took 2 songs each from a playlist created by attendees of Glass Mind’s previous production. The songs are the basis of inspiration for each piece. The script that I’m working on uses Peach, Plum, Pear and Monkey & Bear as the catalyst for it’s creation.

I feel like I’ve taken in a huge artistic breath, ready to exhale and find my way through this piece.

In the coming weeks, I plan to write a bit about my artistic process. The exercises we use, the paths to discovery, etc. I’m also seeing a lot of theatre so expect a few reviews in there as well.

Stephen Aldy Guirgis has a new play opening… Motherf**ker...

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 01:02:43 -0400

Stephen Aldy Guirgis has a new play opening… Motherf**ker With A Hat

As I have a feeling I won’t be able to go to NYC to see it, I’ll just have to wait until it’s published. Patiently waiting.

Does SAG have a fan club? Because if so, I’m so in.

(original link)

Oedipus El Rey at Woolly Mammoth [REVIEW]

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 08:00:07 -0500

So after my last experience at Woolly, I told myself I wouldn’t go back. Yet somehow on Sunday afternoon I found myself driving once again down to D.C. with the boyfriend to take in Oedipus El Rey.

Maybe it’s my love affair with Latin culture, or my obsession with new adaptations of Greek plays, but something made me put aside my experiences and go in with an open mind.

(And just so you aren’t wondering, no bad customer service experiences this time, but I am averaging 50/50 it seems.)

This was the first time I’d seen Woolly’s stage as a thrust, it was an interesting choice, and honestly, the overall design was extremely tight conceptually. It was evocative of the prison and the barrio. It made me draw parallels of how close the two can be.The sound design was edgy and raw, it felt internal and mechanical, just what I would look for in this world. However, I was surprised to not hear the Latin culture infused into the sound design as much. Sound is something that is very important to all cultures, and it is also the thing that can transcend them.

As a director, I love interesting space set-ups, they challenge my skill at creating stage pictures, they also allow you to get right in the audience’s face. I was salivating at the thought of what I was about to experience this Sunday afternoon.

Unfortunately, the actors didn’t live up to my hype. They felt like caricatures of who these people were supposed to be. I was missing the bravado, the color, and most importantly, the passion. I was engaged in watching the play, but I think most of that had to do with the strong design I mentioned earlier. The lead character Oedipus was intriguing, however, I did not see how a man raised in prison and was that skinny could get away with doing yoga in the prison yard. Ever watched an episode of Lock Up?

That also speaks to one of the main things I was missing from the actors. I was missing the danger. Gang life is no easy thing and for these actors it just seemed too easy, like their lives weren’t at stake every moment. As my former Literature of Theatre teacher used to say… “Theatre is about fuckin’ & dyin’”

These actors played their roles, but where was the truth of the situation? Some of the physical characterizations seemed over the top and as though they were playing at something. These are not people that I would be scared of should I encounter them in an alley, and they should be.

The onstage sex scene between Oedipus and Jocasta also wasn’t erotic. It was awkward. They don’t know they are related, which is what is supposed to make the audience feel awkward about that moment. As a director, my inclination, would be to make that as hot and erotic as possible, make the audience queasy in their seats. I need to feel the heat between them to up the ante in the end. Every moment of this 90 minute show should up the stakes a little more, and unfortunately, it failed to deliver.

Also a few random #fail moments:

- The dramaturg talks about machismo in the program and its prevalence in Latin male culture, then quotes the Village People…

- The tattoos didn’t look real at all. It looked like someone had taken a crayola marker and decided to draw on the actors.

I’ve had some really amazing theatre experiences at Woolly, including probably two of the most moving shows I’ve ever seen - Hell Meets Henry Halfway and Antebellum. I guess it was about time I had a less than stellar experience.

Still I’m excited to be going back to Woolly in June (thanks to my lovely friend Elizabeth) to take in Robert O’Hara’s new play BootyCandy. Keeping my fingers crossed that the experience is as striking as Antebellum.

P.S. Of course I ended up picking up the script for Oedipus El Rey and House of Gold. This is not helping my goal of reading every script I have at least once in my lifetime before the end of the year…

Centerstage Names New Artistic Director

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 08:00:07 -0500

Centerstage Names New Artistic Director:

Kwame Kwei-Armah was named Artistic Director today by the Centerstage board. Granted I don’t pay attention to much of what Centerstage does, mainly because their artistic choices have been safe for way too long.

I have a lot of theatre friends expressing their excitement on Facebook. However, after watching the video I became less excited about his presence.

One thing I’ve come to admire about Baltimore is that they constantly live in a state of being two things at once. Baltimore is dangerous, yes, but there is such beauty to be found in this city. I was disappointed to hear him talk about the arts as rebranding opportunity for the city. Who says we want to change our image?

Maybe the Visitor’s Bureau does, but the past 4 year of my life in Baltimore have been the greatest challenge I’ve ever faced, and I love the city even more for it. I embrace the danger, because it creates a city that is a ripe crucible for artistic innovation. I by no means am implying that Baltimore’s crime rates are a good thing, they aren’t. But we need to embrace these issues we experience and explore them, be honest with them and ourselves to discover what the true nature of Baltimore is, for good or for bad. No rebranding needed.

Avenged Sevenfold, 1/23/11: January 23, 2011 First Mariner...

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:47:42 -0500

Avenged Sevenfold, 1/23/11:

January 23, 2011
First Mariner Arena
Baltimore, MD

Line-up:

Avenged Sevenfold
Stone Sour
Hollywood Undead
New Medicine

2011 Golden Globes Fashion, continued… This time I’m...

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 08:00:06 -0500

Favorite Trends: Bombshell & Black

Worst Trends: Peach/Pink/Blush

Worst Trends: Prom Dresses Attack

Worst Trends: Not Age Appropriate

Overrated: Natalie Portman

Overrated: Claire Danes

Overrated: Angelina Jolie

Torn: Sandra Bullock

Torn: Helena Bonham-Carter

Torn: Emma Stone

2011 Golden Globes Fashion, continued…

This time I’m bringing you my favorite trends, trends that need to stop now, who I think was overrated & who makes me scratch my head.

Favorite Trends: Bombshell & Black

Though not a fan of the Kardashian sisters usually, Kim has both of my favorite trends this year in one. She’s got the va-va-voom of the Bombshell, but keeps it classy in black. The main reason I loved the black trend on the carpet is that you don’t see it often at red carpet events without some fashion commentator making goth references. Curious what color trends we’ll be seeing at the Oscars…

Worst Trends: Peach/Blush/Pink, Prom Style Dresses, Not dressing age appropriate

So pink/peach/blush and the like were big trends this year on the Golden Globe carpet. Some did it better than others, but in the end it seemed like a uniform. Awards season is where you let your style reign true, so come on girls, throw a little color into those closets. (And yes I say this after announcing that I loved the black trend)

Prom style dresses… I blame Glee for these offenses mainly.

Not dressing age appropriate… I found a lot of it was young, hip actresses dressing what came off to me as a little old for them. My primary examples are Emma Stone (pictured in my “torn” section), Hallie Steinfeld and Angelina Jolie. I felt Emma is of an age where she can own it a little more and Hallie was just a tad too young for this dress. Give her a few years though and she’ll be making waves. Angelina unfortunately was wearing something my Grandmother would approve of.

Overrated: Natalie Portman, Claire Danes, Angelina Jolie

Natalie Portman - I love that she’s embracing the baby bump, but the big red rose on her chest reminds me too much of the movie and I’m scared she’d bleeding out.

Claire Danes - Don’t get me wrong, she looks classy. I just hate the color. I would have loved to see this in a blue or some other jewel tone to bring out that awesome pale skin & blond hair.

Angelina Jolie - Alright, so she looks great, but that dress is so matronly to me. That and I miss the crazy out there Angelina who pushed her boundaries as an actress.

Torn: Sandra Bullock, Helena Bonham-Carter, Emma Stone

Sandra Bullock - Love the hair, actually like the dress for her, not sure how I feel about it all together. Not sure how to make this one better. It seems close, yet so far. Or maybe I’m just rooting for the woman who had one hell of a year.

Helena Bonham-Carter - I love Vivienne Westwood, but those shoes HAVE TO GO. They look like cheap prom shoes. But gotta give it up for a girl who will own this like there is no tomorrow.

Emma Stone - I hate this dress. I truly do. Emma Stone however makes it look amazing. This is textbook of how to style and ugly dress to make it amazing. I hate peach, but with her tan & blond hair… I hate to say it, but it’s working.

So what do you think of my picks?

That’s it for me on the Golden Globes. If inspired, I may blog about the Oscars. In the meantime, back to your regularly scheduled programming…

Worst & Best Dressed of the 2011 Golden Globes I’ve...

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:03:17 -0500

Worst Dressed: Halle Berry

Worst Dressed: Julianne Moore

Worst Dressed: Heidi Klum

Worst Dressed: Christina Hendricks

Worst Dressed: Michelle Williams

Best Dressed: Jennifer Lawrence

Best Dressed: Piper Perabo

Best Dressed: Kelly Osbourne

Best Dressed: Eva Longoria

Best Dressed: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Worst & Best Dressed of the 2011 Golden Globes

I’ve always appreciated awards season fashion, so this year I’m throwing in my worst & best dressed of the 2011 Golden Globes.

WORST

Halle Berry - Too short, too cheap, too 1995

Julianne Moore - She starts this year’s theme of the dress trying to eat the person wearing it.

Heidi Klum - Just because you’re a super model doesn’t mean you have good fashion sense. I’m seriously startin to doubt your level of taste.

Christina Hendricks - If they took off that thing trying to attack her face and added a black waist sash to break up all the red, I might be saying something completely different.

Michelle Williams - This reminds me of a skirt I once saw at Walmart, back in 2001…

BEST

Jennifer Lawrence - Edgy and a bit different than the rest of the black we saw on the carpet. It also had a large slit in the front making it super age appropriate.

Piper Perabo - This is sleek & sophisticated to a T. Understated jewelry, pristine hair & make-up let this dress really shine.

Kelly Osbourne - Zac Posen was my fave designer on the carpet this year and this dress Kelly wore shows exactly why.

Eva Longoria - Another Zac Posen dress. And just because you don’t have curves doesn’t mean you can’t fake it.

Catherine Zeta-Jones - This woman just knows how to wear the hell out of Hollywood glam. Green was a big trend on the carpet this year, and though most people voted Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis their best in green, Catherine’s dress did it for me.

In the next post I’ll include my favorite trends, my least favorite trends, fashion choices that have been overrated in my book & those that have me torn…

I hate the term New Years Resolution...

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:23:00 -0500

I really, really do. I feel like it’s a crutch to “try” and change yourself.

I also think that calling something a New Years Resolution is basically setting yourself up for failure. We all expect New Years resolutions to fail, so why give yourself that mindset at the beginning of the year? That’s not how I want to embrace new opportunities.

So I’m working on changing myself.

Since I moved to Baltimore, I’ve gained a fair amount of weight. A combination of comfort eating and a really bad relationship sent me on a downward spiral. I’ve finally sort of learned how to slow it all down and start taking control of my life again.

So I’m eating healthier. Got a book with some great recipes which has lead to me experimenting more with my food. I also joined a Yoga studio and have a stack of Groupons that I purchased last year, which will give me a lot of variety in the classes I take.

So instead of making a New Years Resolution, I’m just making a change in the way I live my life. I feel motivated and inspired once again by my yoga practice. So here’s to doing something a little different.

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Russell Brand improvs a Shakespearean backstory for nearly 5...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:16:25 -0500

Russell Brand improvs a Shakespearean backstory for nearly 5 minutes…

If only all actors allowed themselves to let go like that.

Really now? This is my first interaction with Google Play…

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 08:26:06 -0500

Really now? This is my first interaction with Google Play…

Watch TV and help one of my favorite rescue groups!

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:23:07 -0500

That’s right. All you have to do is watch an hour of television the Saturday night after Thanksgiving.

For those of you who know me, you know that I have an adorable pitbull (pictured) who is the light of my life. I’ve also been involved in rescue groups for a long time (off & on) and worked at a vet hospital right after college.

I’ve always loved pitbulls. They get a bad rap. The pits I’ve owned and known are always goofy dogs, with bright and shining personalities. Helping them and trying to have my pit be a breed ambassador is something that I’m passionate about.

I’ve also recently started donating monthly to the Villalobos Rescue Center. They are the largest pitbull rescue in the United States and the setting of the Animal Planet show Pitbulls & Parolees. This show has fast become a personal favorite of mine because it tries very hard to portray pitbulls for what they really are and be realistic about what they are capable of. These dogs are no joke and are not for the faint of heart, but they are also unfairly crucified on a regular basis.

Anyways, on Saturday November 27th (the Saturday after Thanksgiving) they are having a special “You Watch. We Give.” episode where money will be donated to Villalobos for every viewer that night. It costs over $800 per day to keep the 200+ pitbulls properly taken care of; that means vet bills, the staff, the food, the bedding, etc.

So if you’re home the Saturday night after vacation, please tune in to Animal Planet and watch this very special episode.

Lucy & I will thank you!

P.S. If you can watch, please consider donating to help pay down their vet bill. More information can be found on their website.

Best Casting Call EVER.

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 12:24:00 -0400

I found this thoroughly enjoying. I hope you do as well!

SEEKING ATTRACTIVE YOUNG FEMALE FOR DORITOS CRASH THE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL CONTEST

You: More conventionally attractive than not, but supermodel quality not needed. Size 4-6 (not 6-8) or smaller. Bust size should be C cup or larger. Should appear to be between 20-30 years of age.

Acting ability, comedic timing, and lack of inhibition needed. Commercial will require no kissing or nudity (obviously) but may require a shot of you wearing a bra (possibly made of Doritos). Also must be comfortable with rubbing your hands/body lustfully against a conventionally unattractive man’s chest, face, and arms who may or may not have his shirt off. There will be Doritos involved. Lots of Doritos. The lustful nature of your character is strictly tied to Doritos, and has nothing to do with the man himself.

Acts with the Doritos may include:

- Rubbing them over the man’s chest

- Smashing Doritos belly to belly with the man

- Rolling in Doritos

- Throwing Doritos

- Eating Doritos voraciously

- Wearing a bag of Doritos on your head

- Etc.

There are speaking lines as well.

Shooting will commence on Saturday. November 6 and will need your availability to be from 4-midnight that night. We will likely wrap earlier, but it’s good to have a cushion. in a hotel room/rented apartment in or around the Towson area. Footage will be used strictly for the Doritos commercial and will not be used in anyway not tied to the contest.

As far as payment goes, our budget is limited. However, if our commercial is one of the 6 finalists that wins $25,000 dollars, you will be paid $1,000 dollars. That will be the extent of payment to you regarding the contest. Food will be provided and if you need a ride, that can also be provided.

If you’re interested, I need from you a headshot, your measurements, and a resume that demonstrates some semblance of comedic/physical acting experience.

I know this casting call seems blunt and shallow, but we’re not jerks. We’re simply playing to the crowd on this one. My friend and I who are making this entry have made commercials for companies before and have placed in video contests previously. We feel pretty damn confident in this commercial and hope you’ll join us!

Oh Woolly, not again...

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:37:42 -0400

About two weekends ago I went to see In The Next Room or The Vibrator Play at Woolly Mammoth in DC. I’m addicted to Sarah Ruhl’s work and my next post is going to be about the play itself, but I need to get something off my chest before that.

I’ve have a mixed past with Woolly as an organization, good and bad experiences. I was all primed to write this great post about how I had finally become a subscriber to Woolly and how they changed their archaic policy about no drinks in the theatre, but then something happened…

Let me back up and give the whole story.

Prior to the show starting, I was meandering around the lobby, reading the program, buying scripts (which I’m very prone to do at Woolly) and took a gander at the coming season. Saw some shows I was interested in - namely House of Gold, Oedipus El Rey and BootyCandy (by Robert O’Hara, author of Antebellum). I got to talking with the girl at the season subscription booth and was taking a gander at the options. The Prime Cuts subscription (a three play grouping - Vibrator, House of Gold & Odepius) sounded intriguing, plus I’d get the price of my Vibrator ticket off of the subscription.

So I go in and watch the first Act. I’m delighted, it’s Sarah Ruhl, who wouldn’t be?

During intermission I decide to take the plunge. I sign up for Prime Cuts and add on an Under 35 Pick Three so that my boyfriend (or a theatre friend) can come with me to the two shows left in the Prime Cuts subscription and I can go see BootyCandy as well. I normally prefer to go to Woolly shows on Sunday matinees because of the time and effort it takes to see a show at Woolly, but the pick 3 was restricted to the first Saturday. I was willing to adjust in this case as long as it was still the matinee, because really who wants to drive into DC on a Saturday night. Not me.

I write my check, hand it over and go in to watch the second act. The show was good (more on that in my next post) and I patiently wait for my confirmation email that I am supposed to receive the next day.

This is where my disappointment starts… I open the email from the Woolly box office staff and find that I have been assigned to the Saturday night shows, and the seats kind of sucked.

I don’t go to Woolly often, mainly because of the expense, time and effort involved in going to DC theatre, but with the subscription I was committing myself to something. I also have a tendency to get really awesome tickets. I’m usually in the first 5 rows, whether it’s just me or myself & friends, regardless of when I purchase.

They also specifically mentioned that I was assigned Saturday nights because “the 35 & Under subscription may only be used for the first Saturday performances (where you are seated) or any Wednesday or Thursday night performances.” Well doesn’t the Saturday matinee qualify for that?

I sent an email back about my grievances and told them to cancel the subscriptions, both of them, if they couldn’t accommodate the matinee seating. They suggested the Flex Pass or the Standby pass as an alternative, both are for one subscription just under or above the price I paid for BOTH of mine. Yeah sorry Woolly, the flexible options within those also aren’t attractive to those of us who don’t live in D.C. When I come down from Baltimore, I have to actually plan it.

I guess I’m just disappointed by the whole situation because I would expect a theatre that is so progressive artistically to be a bit more progressive in meeting the needs of their potential subscribers. Like many things in D.C., they are so focused on D.C. It makes sense, I’m sure most of their subscribers live in or around the city. But what about recognizing how they can enable those who want to belong to the Woolly family but may live outside the city limits?

I don’t feel welcome like I once did, am disappointed about what transpired and feel like their customer service was focused on what was best for them, not about building a relationship with their patrons. Curious to see if it ever changes, I hope it does.

(And one last thing about antiquated subscriptions… I know there are some people out there that like having the same seats every show, but for me, I’d rather have better seats every time I’m there than the same seats. Who up for opening up?)

Next up… I will finally get to writing a review of the show. Generals thoughts are that it was awesome, but there were a few things that didn’t work for me. More later.

Falling in Love With What You Do.

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:00:45 -0400

A few nights ago I was watching Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride. Yet another documentary about Hunter S. Thompson, a personal hero of mine.

I think most people like him because he is the epitome of the drug culture in the late 60’s/early 70’s and was almost certifiably insane. For me, I love him for a different reason.

I’ve never been one who was into drugs, I drank a bit in my early 20’s, but all in all I prefer staying sober the majority of my time. For me, my love for HST comes from the fact that he was truly in love with what he did.

He was a passionate motherfucker (excuse my french), who devoured what he did with vigor and a deep love. He was in love with figuring out the American Dream and what that really meant. It’s a phrase we throw around (maybe not so much any more, but in his day I can only imagine) and he was compelled to dig in deeper and experience it.

I think we need more of this. I’m not sure if it’s enough for me to just love what I do, I need to fall in love with it. Head over heels. Be willing to overlook the little things that really don’t matter in the end. A job or career is just like a relationship, it needs to be nurtured and loved so that it may grow into something beneficial for all involved.

So are you in love with what you do?