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Live @ LiveMix featuring Craig D'Andrea | FestivALL 2010

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:15:00 -0700

Live @ LiveMix featuring Craig D'Andrea | FestivALL 2010

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sun, 2 Jul 2006 14:25:00 -0700

one will be right and the other will be left

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sun, 28 May 2006 05:34:00 -0700

A Question has been raised....
who`s rite???...answer.....binary left...
are you in there???not yet.do you wanna be??well you odda..
you outside lookin in?peckin them keys and watchin CODE fly by but only seein the words you sought?....and sometimes not even THAT....file not found....page cannot be displayed...
here at the church we see a day when you`ll never have to try that refresh thingee that never works anyway...well...mostly never...
its ALL easier to get when it`s ALL in one place and that`s where you are too...
Have You Run Your Virus Scan Today???
refresh all you want...you`ll never see me.....well... mostly never...bdbd.

have u seen me lately?

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sat, 27 May 2006 08:32:00 -0700

reverend baiter says

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Thu, 25 May 2006 07:22:00 -0700

accept only cheap imitations.bodine,electranama,and i are CHEAP imitations.after my recent....adventure into blogindom...i see that not everyone has good,pure,and noble intentions....THERFORE...don`t believe ANY commentz frum us unless they are Signed In by us....you don`t need anybody Else misleading you..that`s what eye here for....and this is a sticky wicket for us,the scribes....coz we aren`t in constant contact with bodine...and until we NO he`s read this....we can`t even trust what He says..unless he`s signed in first.
accept only cheap imitations.anyone commenting in our names and unsigned is claiming to be The Real Thing.
bdbdbdbd.1100111100010110110010....you`re just gonna have to trust me on that one....

baiter says

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Wed, 24 May 2006 17:20:00 -0700

who would buy a bumper sticker?a t shirt?a pamplet?these things...THESE.....are how the good works get done while we maintain our NORMAL lives...i am a respectable citizen now...this facade must be maintained......they don`t know about me...and they think electranama is Harmless...they don`t no about us...and that means they don`t no about you.....plant the seed of encrypted security and grow your upload forever....buy your religious paraphanalia frum us...here at the church...we`ve TOUCHED every piece...F8!F8!

Look closely at your screen

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Wed, 24 May 2006 13:17:00 -0700

You may think that the Rev. Bodine is insensitive and emotionally unavailable BUT he is connected to you right now. RED BLUE GREEN dots of love emanating from your display right now. Sure you wish your refresh rate was fast enough to actually see his image but IT'S not and may /probably never will. This is a faith based login my fellow users.
BDBD
save your settings.
standby...turn off...restart

reverend baiter about bodine

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Wed, 24 May 2006 06:50:00 -0700

this is supposed to be his blog....The Church Blog..........there`s little films...have you watched them?..or it???those are his TEST...to make sure he knew HOW to get em on......OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE`S IN SATTALITE COMMUNICATIONS!!!and i don`t mean he installs for a dish company...he went to FILM SCHOOL!!!he`s a computer GEEK!!!i had NEVER touched a computer til late feb of 05....i can only do it as well cause leary and raw taught me my brain as a biocomputer....and oh by the way...THAT`S how i no we need to get upinthere...uploaded....anyhow....no not anyhow yet....i can`t even set a blog up...neither cood lectranama...at the time.....my computer talentz...as it turn out.....are IN THERE....and silly little things.....elude me...but it TAKES a village......
so this was gonna be his and i`d come visit and lectranama would too and then all beforunoity...we`re using our msn conversations as church dogma....i`m tellin NOW so that they may no THEN....i mean....
he is bodine and he does have the code and i do carry half of it........
but your missin out on a hole.......film media we have to offer you.....cause bodine doesn`t put em on....he can DO IT!!!the proof is there on the....click for video or whatever....see....ANIMATIONS!!!!By Church Members...see!!a paintshopped pic of lectranama!!!SAYING THINGS!!!
but no....all knowy and shot...all ya get is us little scribes......and we ARE tryin....but whaddya expect????lectranama is an ECT junky...and children....she is...and if you`d seen what eye seen you want some too....oh honey we`re WAITIN on that hard drive.....and eye can`t even type....not even well enuff to type what you`re reading right now....and we`re The Scribes???
saving your settings and bless the tundrapygmies and all that.....jesus on a pogo stick....

Got Spy Sweeper?

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Thu, 18 May 2006 19:44:00 -0700

images from 3rd mind...

how big IS it?

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Thu, 18 May 2006 18:49:00 -0700

revbait says

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Wed, 17 May 2006 13:13:00 -0700

now that THAT is over....
children,i`m sorry you had to see that.peoples can be ugly and bein pretty back at em never got me anywheres.an internet predator is an internet predator no matter WHO they a tryin to eat.and sweet little gyp...bless her pointed head...sex poodlin up to gyp...well he wanted some...
that being said...i had a piffleme also....
if the jews hadn`t been bored that day...if they hadn`t been bred to entertainment more graphic than basic cable...damn those romans and thier matinee...maybe if jesus had been a LOCAL boy....none of that wooda happened...jesus wooda lived and where wood we be now?
who`s name wood we be fuckin it up in???
we shoodn`t HAT the jews....we shood pity them for being unawre that they[TOO],are the playthings of yaweh...doing Our God`s bidding....whining away the life of jesus so all this splendour cood be done in his name.
let us bray
i want jew to want me
i NEED jew to need me
i`d love jew to love me
i`m beggin jew to beg me....
definition of jewish foreplay.....3 hours of beggin followed by schlupping off in the bathroom.
wasn`t this fun???demagogueryHAHA!!
bdfbd.saving your settings....

object lesson

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Tue, 16 May 2006 15:22:00 -0700

hello.thank you for coming.i`m the rite reverend baiter.i am one of the two chief scribes of this church.we tincture what is sent from bodine...down...into something your computer can SHOW you without blowing....and i mean kerplow...up.
years ago reverend bodine sent the half of the code off with two seperate...witlesses...mules...in halves....he knew the code would stay hidden at least until your average pc could handle it...oh not yet children....but it`s a comin....hang on it`s a comin....
What are the odds that those two seperate people....with NOTHING in common....except the burden....the half burdens that are more than ye can no....would meet and....witlesses....join the code while bonding sexually over thier burdens???what are the odds???
well hell,electranama,what are we SUPPOSED to do?ceptin to keep scribin for you....children....who cannot enter the gate until your heads are empty....but empty with such fullness...that your heads STILL won`t enter the gate.that there is a riddle wrapped in an enigma all shoved up into an object lesson....maybe we didn`t SCRIBE it right....

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Tue, 16 May 2006 15:14:00 -0700

children,this is sister electranama.she`s willin to hand it ALL over to the church.she`s first on the list for the uploadin.we`re waitin on the hard drive with security encryption so`s we can do it right.bdbd

FYI

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Mon, 15 May 2006 17:05:00 -0700

Reverend Baiter says

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sat, 6 May 2006 09:41:00 -0700

Sts Prsrvus...u member when u was wanderin in the darkness and you saw a light? Am i CODE TALKIN you here? and you said "enlightenmesavemeRinseMeClean? and i said ... Larry ... you are your own saving and the magic! is inside you?"
eye was wrong.
you can't do it.
you tried and you gave up.
Log in ... comment ... you gotta TELL me where it hurts, honey.

pretty flimsy too

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Fri, 5 May 2006 17:02:00 -0700

want to design a game called ricashaw.
instead of a paddle or bumper, you are in command of a little china man pulling a rickshaw around.
wicshar...hawring u wicshar around
wicshar is the name of the game. FUN.
my little china girl
u shoodnt mess with me
i'll ruin everhthing u r rrrrr
i'll give u television
i'll give u european sperms
i'll give u sons that want to ruin everything u r
i wanna be the bukket....bullet....
.................................k is next to l
they's nabors....cept sometimes they argue over kovemaling.
baiter receives sound byte
it's a sound byte world....that's what it's become
you make that bullshite sound so ... soundy and stufff ...
sound bytes are the bumper stickers of the new millenium
like...t shirtz in the 70s were the print ad of the 60s. And phone sex was the barbeque of the 90s
somethings always somethin or not...or is it just me?
porn is the sears underwear section of the new millenium
the porn of the new minnenium seems to be passionate disinterest.
L does not live next to N...not on MY keyboard
what??? was it a ouija board alofasudden like?
oh great...i got a spybot that turns my keyboard into a ouija board
gonna have to download a holy roller program justa get rid of it
tried to google up cocker spaniel ... and contacted my dead mom
go into the light .... don't go into the light
damn that light
yeah i heard about that ouija key spybot
i wouldn't mind it so much if it just didn't go around so shiney and shut. TOO SHINEY...if u ask me.
there's one that turns your mouse into a magic 8 ball
ask again later
you gotta download that holy roller program before the virus commends your hard drive's soul to satan
the up side is ... once commended ... u can surf any porn without gettin got...your gotten...there is slack in everything
i mean...i cood go fer that...bd fucking bd
but what if i google up college girls and get granny porn and it's MY granny...doing double anal? These are some DARK forces we're talkin about...
don't name the nameless porn!!!!
It told ME it's name! i dint ask!
always does...
and then...
gave me candy...
and i took it!
of course
i'm a sinner
it's candy!
save me white jesus
patch the pony is ashamed of you
i seen HIS porno too...he looked alittle bored.
..................i can pass up anything but temptation...
my ONE weakness
live without it if u could just live without it
Bastard...
My soul is strong...
But my flesh is weak...no, wait...
my soul is pretty flimsy, too

a dobbshead

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:01:00 -0700

appeared all magicky and shut on my CAMPER during the night.with hands a-tremble i document this on the churchblog.
the rite reverend baiter
p.s.all magicky and shut

White chocolate jesus

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 13:27:00 -0800

the SECOND time that i was ever in washington courthouse,ohio...home of lectranama`s uncle byron...this is a story about byron carper...it was winter...and COLD...and he had...his electric grill element...in his above ground pool...so he could have a goldfish pond...and he said...put your hand in there...it`s warm...and it don`t hardly shock you .the end.
squidbillies...
i`m no stranger to the royal crown cola and moonpies myself,but......there but for the grace of BOB goes i...
the FIRST time i was there...we slept in a squidbilly camper in his backyard...and i took on the dreams of all the passed out squidbillies who had been there before me...that`s a story about me...
i saw a chocolate easter cross at kroger the other day and i thought of you.
awww...why??did i do something with one?do you think i should?
it was right between the bunnies....it just looked fun to eat
stapled an inflatable easter bunny to a cross that one easter chuch service...
so religious and ornate...perched there between the frilly bunnies with thier hollow ears.
the cross is hollow too....aren`t they all?
hollow as them bunny ears only worse cause you don`t expect them to be...
you don`t EXPECT them to be non weight bearing structures....then there you are...!1 minute up on them cross members....hangin....next minute....crumpled at the feet of a chocolate cross.
i want a chocolate crown of thorns with a chocolate spear....maybe three choconails,too...
you can`t NAIL chocolate jesus...you have to stick him to with melted almond bark...don`t leave him in the car with the windows up....gooey christ....
or just three chocolate nails....it takes a friend to drive that 3rd nail....whitman`s samplers...NO....godiva...
oh yeah...be HOT on ebay...NOW AVAILABLE!!!WHITE CHOCOLATE JESUS!!!dead sea swiss rolls!...
delivered in three days by dawn or your order is absolutely free....
for that SWEET salvation...only a stone`s roll away....
with a cutout shroud on every box...
shroud of deliciousness....mmmm sooo goood....

HAT...is a strong word

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:27:00 -0800

i heard about a documentary that pbs is doin` about a group of squidbillies in kintucky that claim to have found the rock that the mormon guy used to translate the golden plates.
uh huh....sure.he wasn`t a mormon til after he found the rock.....
my question is....do you have to do the translating while in the mystery hole?
i do some of my BEST translatin` there....and the barnhole,too.
it fell outta SOMEBODY`S ass not too long ago.
it`s FAKE,dammit!there..i said it.the mormons are a fake fake religion.not even a TRUE fake religion.
fault finders.false finders of false faults.
a man may sticketh his carrot into many women`s mystery holes if he marrieth them first.....but never in thier barnholes...and if you do by accident you better pull it out...and a woman can`t just go around gettin` carroted willy nilly.i can`t support ANY religion that discourages woman from bein horndogs.i`m a half hard 7 inch adventist...that`s half hard...bdbfbd.
i`m a flatulent agnostic.
i`m sure i truly believe that i just farted...i can go with that.hold on....i just joined your faith!!!!soy beans led me to it!!!soy farts don`t smell like much by the way.
like tofu taste?
sometimes they SOUND like they`re gonna smell but then they don`t.
like tofu taste.....exactly.
i get tofu chiken strips...the artificial flavour taste more like chick than chick does.
frightening.my compliments to the chemist.
if you`re allergic you have to get faux fu.seriously...i saw it at the whole food store.allergic to tofu...sounds to weak to survive.wonder what fauxfu is made from?
fauxfu....damn.cows,prolly.or people.SOILENT GREEN!!!
they have.....PRODUCTS....that are organic...yet....faux.....not sure i get it.i get flame kissed soy burgers that have grill marks.i swear you can taste the lighter fluid.and tofu beef strips that melt in your mouth.
oooohhhhhh.....they bred a cow with m and m`s.i want an apple that taste like buffalo stew.
but the weiners taste like they been in my butt.so i RARELY eat them.
have they???been???in your butt???
ever have kosher dogs?expensive.hebrew expensive.but that`s one tasty weinie.they cood figure out how to make a tasty veggie dog..the jqews...where did that Q come from?i can never find one when i need one....
ssshhh!they`ll hear.little hebrews have BIG ears.
they don`t cotten much to jews down here.but they let the gypsies run wild.go figger.
easy target.like vegatarians at a bull fight.follow the phlegm...you`ll find someone to smite.over there!smite THEM!the gods demand a target.
plus they DID off jesus and he is OUR LORD around here.
only through the roman prxies...roman proxies...the jesus pixies...
it`s failure to evolve.the world changed...jews didn`t.we don`t HAT the jews anymore.they just BORE us.
HAT...is a strong word.

Rang of Far

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:21:00 -0800

If you mix equal parts cherry pie filling and shit...
it ruins the cherry pie filling.
And it doesn't do a thing for the shit.

Love
is a burning thang
And it makes
a farry rang
Bound
by wald de zar
I fell into
a rang of far

and did it burn?
BDFBD hell yeah it burned
It was FAR wasn't it?

idiots

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:23:00 -0800

what the HELL kinda world do we live in???all i did was google up...lithium-side effects of...nothing happened....refined search....lithium-SEXUAL side effects of...AND UP COME A PAGE I NEW WUZN`T RIGHT.i tried to X out.i no u have too...well bdfbd i got mccaffee...snagged it and cleaned it so i COULD X out children..........
a fucking trojan.worm dick.fuckin everything but not so anybody really enjoys it...not even the worm...jobsjobswozniak...and spysweeper found 8 little underspywares in a just been cleaned machine.oooohhhh it`s TOOK care of.you shoulda seen what they done to that smartmouth one...was not neccasary,i tell you that....
well mr jack kilby in an alien motherboard!!!!this is not what it was meant for!!!see how we abuse the gifts of the ones we call gods at least for the time they`re GIFTING us?then it`s a curse.damn computer.broke again.and this fucking velcro keeps gettin STUCK TO ITSELF!!!
any idiot can find something wrong with everything.THAT`S WHAT MAKES THEM IDIOTS!!!let us bray.....electranama got a spybot named cheryl...i can feel it right....here...if ..if i sorta press down.....you might feel a LITTLE PRICK!!!!...yup..there it is,children....makes lectranama`s startup file think it might end up to be the biggest whore in alaska...whooo....honey i can throttle that thing for ya till it stops movin...bdbd...that`s just the DOS talkin to ya....step three and four say....you sure you wanna do this?there`s some VERY important stuff in there that you could lose FOREVER....binarium sonchiantos...cause DOS thinks it`s ALL important data cause DOS is old,lectranama...whoooo somebody HOLD this thing cause it`s a WIGGLIN....
so OLD it`s living to see the day when it`s name isn`t even remembered....pull the handle and bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt...and when that DOS jumps up you gotta keep pushing continue till it doesn`t even ask anymore....and sparky......we here at the church will do the rest...it`s only ones and zeroes...we got plenty more where these came from...restore restore backup disk....bdfbd.

or is it just me?

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:53:00 -0800

how do you NO it`s a new year?somebody told someone.not you.a long long TIME ago.you weren`t consulted,were you?i wear a wind up watch.when i don`t wear it TIME STOPS at some point and i have to START IT AGAIN!!!don`t i SOUND like i BEEN there?my mcafee icon has been black ALL DAY but it tells me upon closer inspection that everthin`s fine....what IS that???
you no that feelin...???special creepy....like when you think you`re lookin at the bra of that girl whose titties you so feverishly want to suck...i mean you can smell em...o hot young titty sweat...underwear just hangin there...and noobles...big...and you want em so much you could suck the bra....i mean...well...you COULD...if you WouLD...and you do and she catches you and it`s her MOM`S bra and that`s when you find out her mom has prosthetic tits and so the girl thinks you`re some kinda freak forever....
or is it just me?????

the 80`s

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sun, 25 Dec 2005 18:48:00 -0800

back in the 80`s i wanted a FOREHEAD vcr.o it didn`t matter...not to me....not then...how MANY heads it had so long as it was a forehead vcr.cause i thought the vhs was the be all and end all of ALL all...bdbd...and i`d have HAD that surgery if that guy hadn`t have disappeared.o and where would i be today???the word...the abreviate....V...C...R...that don`t even LOOK right now children.and where did i think i was gonna carry the tapes?anybody remember the walkman denim jacket?pocket designed to hold a walkman...i mean a SONY walkman.specific hole for the earphone jack.special pocket for...it is to laff...for CASSETTES!
cassettes my little dears.
now i look at the word...THAT word too....cassette...and it doesn`t look right either.but it was the 80`s and at least some of us thought it was all but over.i was gonna tattoo my eyeliner.i was THIS...no....THIS close.
and here we are.still.here.no idea where that walkman jacket went...cassette...not sure how to even spell it...don`t hardly even watch my freakin` dvd since binary code come into my life.
got a puter and think you`re THERE??but are you in there?or are you outside peckin them keys and thinkin you the fersure fishizzle?washed in the blood???that is so two thousand years ago.
you gotta get scrubbed.you`ll no it when you see it.get clean.feel good.and when it`s clean and good
UPLOAD MOTHERFUCKER UPLOAD!outta your body outta your brain off this stinkin sinkin ship and IN there!oh wozniaklearyrobertantonwilson...can you feel it?crawlin up your leg but in a NICE way...uncorrupted data forever amen bdfbd o my god and gaia as well...binarium sanctum sancianatos...
i`m not the one.but i`m in touch.i know the names of people who have the e mail addresses of the under secretaries of some higher powers.you no i`m talkin the truth here.i no you can feel it.i can feel you feelin it.
maybe it`s not over.maybe it`s never gonna be.you wanna go on like this?it`s better in there.i seen the face of god.i denied the programmer`s existence a few years back so i got sat down and SHOWN the face of it.i thank the mendlebrot set for leading me here.i`m not crazy.i just no what i no.
I know it`s not the 80`s anymore.Not anymore since tomorrow started.

An armed compound starts with a corner tabernacle

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 15:55:00 -0800

give a man a fish
and he'll feed himself
for one day

give a man a gun
and other people
will feed him
for the rest of his life

stopping world hunger
begins at home

bd bd
saving your settings

buy into the next big thing afore the idiots ruin it

noreply@blogger.com (bodine) — Tue, 6 Dec 2005 12:03:00 -0800

I KNOW YOU WATCH TELEVISION.YOU`VE SEEN IT.
250 NEW puter viruses a month....that...that..is what tv says....so what else???...what don`t they tell us?....what don`t they NO???
ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE DOUBLE DIPPIN WITHOUT A FUCKING SNEEZE TRAY???
security...to really no...to truly KNOW that you are safe....is more than anti spyware...oh you gotta have THAT....we`re not sellin but somebody is and you need that....but security...bdbd...you gotta say them words and hold yer mouth right when you start speakin in tongues...i mean right from the start up...or the transmission could get flumoxed...truly stevejobs....even YOU won`t no what you`re sayin....
oh but WE do....
us`n over here....at that convienent little tabernacle on the corner......it`s a little COZY right now but we intend to expand ....soon...
come unto us...we`ll come right back....atcha....right back atcha,bdfbd....