Bob & Tom - All Content

Friday, May 25, 2012

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Eddie Ifft, Mike Speenberg

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Ray Romano, Heywood Banks, Gary Mule Deer, Karen Mills

Animals at a Bar

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

One day the animals got together for a party. They went to a nice bar and each ordered a favorite drink. They spent several pleasant hours drinking, laughing and telling jokes. Finally, the check was presented to them, and they all fell silent.
"Well, I can't pay," said the duck. "All I have is one bill."
"Don't look at me, man," exclaimed the snake. "I only have one skin."
"I can't help," chirped the songbird. "My do re me is pretty low."
"One buck won't go very far," said the deer. "My doe is long gone."
"I can't hack it," complaimed the skunk. "All I have is a scent."
So it went around the table, each one explaining why he or she couldn't pay. Finally, it got to the giraffe. He looked around and sighed. "Well, I guess the highballs are on me."

Slash on dealing with his roadies on stage

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

If you hand me an out-of-tune guitar, I will give you a look that will stick with you the rest of your life.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Slash

Ape in the Family

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

A man walks into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. "I just bought this fella as a pet," he explained. "We have no children, so he's going to live with us, just like one of the family. He'll eat at the table, even sleep in the bed with me and the wife."
"But what about the smell?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, same way as I did."

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Bob Zany

Bob Gets Busted

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:20:20 -0700

Bob's Nudie Beach

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:19:33 -0700

Kristi in a Sumo Tube

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:06:35 -0700

Top 100 Movies

Mon, 21 May 2012 10:43:56 -0700

Kristi Nips

Mon, 21 May 2012 08:50:20 -0700

It's just what you thought it would be. The ultimate party snack made famous by our very own Kristi Lee!

Beer Can Chicken

Mon, 21 May 2012 08:44:43 -0700

Deep Fried Turkey

Mon, 21 May 2012 08:38:04 -0700

Mystery Man

Mon, 21 May 2012 07:22:53 -0700

Tom in a Thong

Mon, 21 May 2012 04:01:08 -0700

Bob in a Thong

Mon, 21 May 2012 03:55:05 -0700

Angry Neighbor

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Jim was upset one morning and needed to talk to his neighbor. He went across the hall and began pounding on his neighbor's door. Ernie answer the door and saw his neighbor Jim standing their angrily and asked what was wrong.
"Your son climbed up a ladder to the second floor bathroom and was watching my wife take a shower," Jim said.
Ernie's wife walked up to see what was going on and asked if everything was okay.
"Well, honey, Jim here says our son climbed up to the second floor and was watching his wife take a shower."
"That's wonderful," the wife said. "Sounds like Joey is over his fear of heights!"

BOB&TOM's 100 Greatest Comedy Movies

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

The Top 100

A Christmas Story
A Fish Called Wanda
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Airplane
American Pie
Anchorman
Animal House
Annie Hall
Arthur
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Bachelor Party
Back to School
Back to the Future
Bananas
Beetlejuice
Best in Show
Beverly Hills Cop
The Big Lebowski
Blazing Saddles
The Blues Brothers
Borat
Bridesmaids
Broadcast News
Bruce Almighty
Burn After Reading
Caddyshack
Car Wash
Christmas Vacation
City Slickers
Coming to America
Crocodile Dundee
Dr. Strangelove
Dumb and Dumber
Everything You Aways Wanted to Know About Sex...
Fargo
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ferris Beuller's Day Off
Fletch
Galaxy Quest
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
Ghostbusters
The Graduate
Groundhog Day
The Hangover
Happy Gilmore
The History of the World, Part 1
Hot Shots: Part Deux
The In-Laws
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
The Jerk
Johnny Dangerously
Knocked Up
The Life of Brian
The Longest Yard
Lost in America
M*A*S*H
Major League
Meatballs
Meet the Parents
Midnight Run
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mr. Mom
Murder By Death
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
My Cousin Vinny
My Favorite Year
The Naked Gun
Napoleon Dynamite
Night Shift
Nine to Five
The Nutty Professor
The Odd Couple
Office Space
Old School
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The Pink Panther
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Porky's
The Producers
Ruthless People
Silver Streak
Slap Shot
Spaceballs
Stripes
There's Something About Mary
This is Spinal Tap
Three Amigos!
Tommy Boy
Top Secret
Toy Story 2
Trading Places
Uncle Buck
Vacation
Waiting For Guffman
Wayne's World
Weekend at Bernie's
What's Up Tiger Lilly
When Harry Met Sally
Who's Minding the Mint
Young Frankenstein

Honorable Mentions

After Hours
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
BASEketball
The Big Bus
A Day at the Races
Death at a Funeral
Fear of a Black Hat
The Fortune Cookie
Funny Farm
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
The Gods Must Be Crazy
High Fidelity
Home Alone
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
Jackass: The Movie
The Kentucky Fried Movie
A League of Their Own
The Man Who Knew Too Little
The Nutty Professor
School of Rock
SuperBad
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Monday, May 21, 2012

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Adolf Oliver Bush

Tom Selleck on the fame of his facial hair

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

My mustache now has its own representation in Hollywood.

Kristi Lee to Tom

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700

You can suck the fun out of anything.