Bob & Tom - Chick McGee

Monday May 28 2012

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:34:55 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick McGee reading from his twitter account

Thu, 10 May 2012 07:54:29 -0700

My new book title: "Hair in My Teeth," by Adolf Oliver Bush.

Opening Day in Cincinnati

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 07:36:04 -0700

On the Dais in Cincy

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 07:33:56 -0700

Live from the Whiskey Bar in Cincinnati for Opening Day of Reds Baseball

Show live in Cincy

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 07:32:23 -0700

Live from the Whiskey Bar in Cincinnati for Opening Day of Reds Baseball

Chick McGee reading recent tweets from listeners

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 04:29:22 -0700

Remember when the Coen Brothers tricked everyone into digging Blue Grass music for a year?

Chick McGee Day

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 04:14:07 -0800

Chick stands with Ohio State Representative Bob Hackett after the State House of Representatives proclaimed that it was Chick McGee Day in the state of Ohio.

Joe and Chick

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:09:57 -0800

Chick and his hero, former Redskins QB Joe Theismann at The Huddle.

After the Zipline

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:47:08 -0800

Chick & Jess Zipline

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:45:17 -0800

Tom & Chick Super Bowl XLVI

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:41:42 -0800

Tom and Chick with Lucas Oil Stadium in the background

Tom & Chick Zipline

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:37:35 -0800

Tom & Chick prepare to go on the Zipline

Chick McGee coming out of a commercial break

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 06:13:22 -0800

Well somebody say something... we're on the air!

At the CD Signing

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:01:16 -0800

Signing Albums

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:00:33 -0800

Bob, Tom, Kristi and Chick sign copies of "Somewhere Over the Radio"

Bob's Ghost?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:12:09 -0800

This is what happens when Tom gets sick.

Santa Chick

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:22:00 -0800

Friday November 25 2011

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 08:01:09 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Thursday November 24 2011

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 08:00:29 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick McGee to Tom Griswold while setting up a song

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:10:15 -0800

You might have a point, but we're all tired of you making it.

Chick's Deep Fried Goodies

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 05:21:51 -0800

Fried Oreos and homemade donuts? Yes, Please!

Chick McGee to Tom on reading sad news

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 04:10:39 -0800

I still don't think you get the point of us being on the air.

Dover, Ben

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:37:49 -0700

Get ready for a full four hours of Bob, Tom, Kristi and Chick because we've got no guests in the studio today. Hear the latest in news, sports and entertainment all morning along as well as many of your favorite bits and songs from our archives. Got something you want to tell us or a piece you want to hear, send us an e-mail at bobandtom@bobandtom.com or follow us on facebook and twitter.

Chick McGee to Tom Griswold while talking about "Mr. Ed"

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:49:25 -0700

Did you just say owning a talking horse is the greatest concept of all time?

Comedy Tour Bus

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 04:05:09 -0700

Chick McGee, Bob Kevoian, Shane Mauss, Dan Cummins, Tom Griswold, April Macie, Donnie Baker and Kristi Lee stand in front of the BOB&TOM Comedy All-Stars Bus Tour.

Monday September 05 2011

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 05:37:08 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 07:41:16 -0700

Did you short-circut over there or something?

Chick's Golden Rule

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 04:39:05 -0700

Don't write anything down. No pictures. No video. Deny, deny, deny.

Clock Situation

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:50:07 -0700

The main clock is out, so Tom needs a reminder to let him know where to look for the time. Chick finds this to be ridiculous.

Friday July 22 2011

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:26:13 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Thursday July 21 2011

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:25:34 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Wednesday July 20 2011

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:24:55 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Tuesday July 19 2011

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:24:12 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Monday July 18 2011

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:23:38 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Monday July 04 2011

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:20:54 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Porn Scene Investigator

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 05:49:11 -0700

PSI: Chick McGee

Chick McGee on mental illness

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 06:51:25 -0700

You can't tell mental illness from the outside unless they are playing with feces.

Chick McGee to Tom

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:21:55 -0700

Do you want to guess how many people are mad at you?

Monday May 30 2011

Fri, 27 May 2011 03:49:01 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Vote McGee

Mon, 16 May 2011 03:58:09 -0700

Dear Bob and Tom

Last week when Drew Hastings won his primary election for mayor of Hillsboro, Ohio Chick announced that he wanted to be Safety Service Director. As a loyal Chickmunk I designed this campaign poster for him. Vote McGee!

Faithful fan and loyal listener and Chickmunk
Tom Hanafee

Easy Riders

Wed, 11 May 2011 11:15:57 -0700

Comedian Greg Warren takes a seat behind Chick McGee on that bad-ass Hog.

Tom's New Flag

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 03:49:25 -0700

Chick has a new tool for letting those in the studio know what the conditions are that day.

Will Bill Bauer on getting older

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 03:49:55 -0700

I can still have sex, I just don't need as much room.

Chick McGee on Geoff Tate's low thread count sheets

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 06:10:55 -0700

You shouldn't be able to read a book through your sheets.

Chick McGee to Kristi after reveling she eats things off the floor

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 03:52:29 -0700

You are a filthy, filthy woman!

Chick's Woobie

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 03:41:54 -0800

Chick's security blanket is literally a security blanket.

Cheetos With Mashed Potatoes

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:22:49 -0800

Chick, Potatoes & Cheetos

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:12:39 -0800

Chick tries the new concoction of Cheetos in Mashed Potatoes

Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 05:01:57 -0800

I wish there were two of you here so you could argue with yourself.

BOB&TOM Cartoon

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:26:07 -0800

Here's a cartoon from comedian Kevin McPeek

Chick McGee on occupations with benefits

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 06:48:38 -0800

Nobody pulls the poon like a cruise ship waiter.

Kristi & Chick Plaster

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:44:19 -0800

Chick & Lopez

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:43:32 -0800

An old photo of Chick and George Lopez

Tom, Chick & Goat

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:42:51 -0800

Chick's Dogs

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:41:46 -0800

Mrs. Gibbs and Emmy

Joe & Chick on the Field

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:40:28 -0800

Joe & Chick

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:39:35 -0800

Joe Theismann interviews Chick before a Redskins game

Chick & Pardo

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:36:08 -0800

Pardo's just a little guy!

Classic Chick & Bob

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:35:33 -0800

Chick on Air

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:34:56 -0800

Chick and Sophie

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:34:23 -0800

Chick and his granddaughter Sophie

Chick Rides a Pig

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:33:47 -0800

You ride one pig, and you're labeled for life.

Chick's Lipstick

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:33:13 -0800

That may not be his shade...

Chick Happens Girls

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:32:39 -0800

They don't call him the Chick Magnet for nothing.

Chick Hikes to Theismann

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:31:30 -0800

Just a little fun in the green room between friends. Joe Theismann is such a good sport.

Chick and Bartender Jen

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:30:17 -0800

After a day of serving him drinks, Jen deserved a hug.

Chick's New Haircut

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:29:33 -0800

Look how fancy he is!

Chick Feels Kristi

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:28:48 -0800

Chick tests out Kristi's water bra.

Chick Eats a Monument Dog

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:28:02 -0800

Only fitting to eat a wiener in front of the Washington Monument.

Chick in DC

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:27:10 -0800

Chick hanging out with Abe

Chick Milks a Cow

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:25:36 -0800

Chick in Censored Glasses

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:25:06 -0800

Who is that, and what did he do?

Chick Eats an Arch Dog

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:24:31 -0800

During a trip to St. Louis, Chick eats an Arch dog in front of the Arch.

Chick is Art

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:23:34 -0800

Not Art Monk, just art as in a drawing of Chick.

Chick in a Sumo Tube

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:22:06 -0800

Chick Hits a Strike

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:21:26 -0800

At least he claims he hit a strike. The computer said otherwise.

Chick Meets Bob Costas

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:20:30 -0800

If we remember correctly, Bob didn't get Chick's name right.

Sumo Chick & Laura

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:19:46 -0800

Chick in the Sumo tube. Laura Steele likes it.

Chick on the Set

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:19:08 -0800

Acting in action

Chick the Bartender

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:18:35 -0800

On the set of the film "The Big Idea," Chick finally got to play a bartender.

Chick Taunts Pigs

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 06:30:00 -0800

You'll be delicious someday piggies...

Chick McGee on reading the instructions

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 05:03:04 -0800

Instructions are just another man's opinion

Friday December 31 2010

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 05:42:46 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Thursday December 30 2010

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 05:41:47 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Wednesday December 29 2010

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 05:41:10 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Tuesday December 28 2010

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 05:40:14 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Monday December 27 2010

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 05:39:23 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Friday December 24 2010

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:24:16 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Thursday December 23 2010

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:23:30 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick McGee on the show's new super-hero

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:04:18 -0800

I don't know what Cooter-Man's power is, but he smells just like Aquaman.

Final Breathalyzer

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 07:03:55 -0800

Chick w/ Vodka

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 03:50:09 -0800

With his weapon of choice (Vodka) Chick attempts to do 10 shots in four hours.

Chick vs the Breathalyzer

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 03:48:06 -0800

Two shots in, we pull out the Breathalyzer

Friday November 26 2010

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:26:30 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Thursday November 25 2010

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:26:14 -0800

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Possible Drunk Chick

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:21:01 -0800

This is a artist's rendition (Dean) of what might happen to Chick after drinking 10 shots.

Chick's Drunk Face 3

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 03:43:50 -0800

Ready for Anything Drunk Chick

Chick's Drunk Face 2

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 03:43:04 -0800

Social Drunk Chick

Chick's Drunk Face 1

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 03:42:04 -0800

Sad & Sleepy Drunk Chick

Bob Kevoian on Chick McGee

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 05:20:57 -0700

Chick McGee is the Tony Robbins of failure.

Shoe-In Graphic

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 06:25:33 -0700

Monday September 06 2010

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:00:53 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick McGee on our phone topic

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:21:38 -0700

I was told to point out that the topic is "things you hid from your parents," not "things you were beaten with."

Shoe-in of the Week 2010

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:49:55 -0700

Tom Touches Chick

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 07:16:35 -0700

You might not want to touch that...

Booty Pop

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 06:50:41 -0700

Chick's Behind From Behind

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 06:48:54 -0700

That's a good look, Chickster

Chick McGee on pleasuring yourself at work

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 03:57:27 -0700

You never know when the "love bug" is going to strike. Even at work.

Chick McGee on donating to charity

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 07:14:37 -0700

I can't donate.. all my money is tied up in wealth.

Blender Battle

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:07:34 -0700

Tom vs. Chick in the ultimate shake-off

Blender Battle

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:40:04 -0700

Chick's Shake

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:36:08 -0700

Chick gets the candy ready for his shake

Chick McGee on Tom's Critique of Kristi's Sunflower

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 03:45:45 -0700

Kristi is trying to tell a sweet little story then all of a sudden Tom's giant foot of judgement comes down - WHAM!

Chick McGee on the perks of therapy

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:39:43 -0700

I am much more comfortable talking about my problems when I can play with myself.

Gang w/ Sarah Fisher

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:37:39 -0700

With IndyCar driver Sarah Fisher

The Gang w/ Bill Walton

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:33:36 -0700

NBA Legend Bill Walton in studio.

Shopping Cart Race

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:23:59 -0700

Bob, Tom and Chick prepare for a shopping cart race against IndyCar driver Sarah Fisher.

Monday July 05 2010

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:08:14 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick McGee to Kristi Lee

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 03:43:13 -0700

I have a PhD in pathetic, and saying 'thanks' after sex is pathetic.

Chick McGee on Sports

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:30:55 -0700

Miniature Golf is hard. And I don't care for it.

Chick's New Shoes

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:07:20 -0700

Showing Off the Toes

Chick McGee on Murder

Fri, 28 May 2010 04:49:51 -0700

I would kill a man for a breakfast McMuffin.

Chick McGee on Pets in the After Life

Thu, 06 May 2010 03:54:00 -0700

All dogs go to heaven. Cats sneak in.

SpongeBob Kevoian

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:12:05 -0700

And the rest of the gang under the sea.

Illustration by Jordan Ward
www.jordanward.com

Mrs. Gibbs & Emmy

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:39:34 -0700

Chick's Big Sweeties

Redskins hat

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:38:12 -0700

Chick Eats Tom's Club

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:42:10 -0700

Oh the fun they have on the golf course.

Chick & Kristi Cartoons

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:38:56 -0700

As drawn by the artist of "Frazz" Jef Mallett

BOB&TOM Dictionary

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:06:32 -0700

While listening to the show, you may hear something that you're not quite sure what it means. We don't want you to miss the joke or feel left out so we've compiled a list of words, phrases, people, places and things that you may hear about while listening to The BOB&TOM Show. If you hear a phrase or term used on the Bob & Tom Show that needs to be added to the B&T Dictionary, e-mail us at webmaster@bobandtom.com!


A
	Ahh... Cookie!	Typically yelled after cookies are mentioned in reference to the Nick Griffin bit about rich celebrities hiring people to swat cookies out of their hands in order to stay then.
	All By Myself	The Eric Carmen song played whenever discussing Kristi's less than enjoyably life as a single woman
	All Y'all	The discreet way to tell a group of people "f" all of you
	And Cut...	Jim Gaffigan's way of ending a conversation or a situation he doesn't enjoy.
	And Here It Is Now	what Chick says to irritate Tom when he can't find the request he is looking for.
B
	B.O.	The nickname Vice President Joe Biden has given President Obama
	...Because They're Fast	Describing why someone would be afraid of marsupials. In reference to Kevin Pollak's bit about Christopher Walken
	Big Dee	Floyd Tucker's Wife
	Bitter	A group of comedians
	Boys Back in Screen Doors	Matt and Jason, the boys who put together all those great filmstrips for Furglar's Hardware
	Break Off a 'lil Sumphtin' Sumpthin'	Our term for having sex, making love, doin' it, etc...
C
	Camel Toe	The anatomical phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears tight pants, shorts or a bikini bottom. Also the title of one of our most popular songs.
	Can Someone Screen These Calls?	A question Tom often asks after we take a call that takes a very wrong turn.
	Cart	A tape cartridge we used to use before the advent of modern electronic technology. It was similar to an 8-track tape.
	Celebrating Bob's Birthday	Having sex
	Check Local Listings	Our way to differentiate between events in various listening areas around the country.
	Chick's Christmas Story	A story from Chick's childhood about a kitten on Christmas day. He's not allowed to tell it on the air ever again.
	Classy...	Tom's way of pointing out that something is really idiotic or of poor taste.
	Critty	Bob accidentally called Kristi "Critty" one morning and the term instantly took on a dirty connotation. Unfortunately, nobody knows it's exact meaning.
D
	Dennis Parsons	Floyd Tuckers friend and guitar player who works at Mr. Fuel
	Dirty Leg	Tom says this in his creeper old man voice and no one is exactly sure what it means. Just that he wants you to "bring that dirty leg over here."
	Dishman	The guy who owns the company that Donnie Baker works for. He's Randy's boss, and the guy that hired Donnie.
	Dog Fashion	Floyd Tuckers preferred position in his dealings with whores.
	Doog/ Dog Log	A large bowel movement.
	Double Shock Power	Originally from Don King's pre-fight press conference where he used the term to describe Mike Tyson's popularity. Now it's used by Chick to multiply the amount of one of his Shoe-in of the Week Picks.
E
	Easy Jim!	Originally based on a news story about an "Easy Gym," it has become a way to tell someone to settle down, or 'hold on a second'
	Easy Stalone!	After telling his fans to settle down, Steven Seagal often gets mistake for Sylvester Stalone, which really ticks him off. This is typically followed by a beat-down and throwing of a Chinese Star.
	Ernie Furglar	The store owner and operator of Ernie Furglar
	Eunice Furglar	Ernie's late wife who accidentally suffocated to death after sealing all the doors and windows of her house shut with duct tape (purchased from Furglar's Hardware)
F
	Factory Air	The little open space between a woman's upper thigh that appears when some women wear really tight pants or a bikini bottom.
	Feces Horn	The horn Chick honks whenever feces comes up on the show.
	Fiiiiiiiiiiish	The required group response whenever someone on the show mentions a species of aquatic life.
	FINE!	Tom's method for ending a conversation he doesn't feel merits his attention. (See also "Perfect!").
	Flagranté Dilecto	An sophisticated way of saying two people where having sex.
	Floyd Tucker	An over the road trucker and one of our frequent callers. He enjoys turtles, whores, and telling jokes twice.
	Friend of Hal	Members of the Morning Breath Club are known to be this.
	Friggemall Industries	The parent corporation of The BOB&TOM Show.
G
	Gamblin Money Aint Got No Home	How Chick justifies his gambling problem.
	Get a Book of Names	Referring to the log you just 'gave birth to' in the toilet that is so big, it deserves to be named.
	Glit	Glitter from a stripper's body that happens to find its way onto your clothing. Only important when you get caught with it.
H
	Hail Hit...uh, Good Morning!	Chick's belief that all Germans greet each other this way.
	Having My Car Brought Around	When things in the studio are not to Bob's like, he will often pick up the phone and claim to be doing this.
	Herm Johnson	An old man who lives in St. Petersburg, FL with his wife Marguerite. Loves to tell his story about his grand daughter and the alligator in the backyard.
	Hi Boys!	The only two words infrequent caller "Delbert Duck" can usually get out before being hung up on.
	Hit the Bricks Ug-a-mug	A quick way to tell the girl you just broke up with to leave the vicinity. Works better on ugly women. Made popular by comedian Brendon Walsh.
	The Hey Howdy	When a dog comes up and sniffs your rear end while in a vulnerable position
	Hoagie Slap	Gunner's terminology for the act of slapping his male member on the forehead of an unsuspecting female. Illegal in most states.
	Hokey the Bear	Cousin of Smokey Bear. He is never to call in to the show... ever!
	Howdie Do	Chick's favorite way to say hello early in the morning because it "energizes him."
	Hundred Footer	A person that is so fay that you can tell from over 100 feet away.
I
	I Get That a Lot	Steven Segal's response after being recognized by people he's arresting.
	I Knew This Was a Scam	Uttered by the infamous "Big Dick Black" in the movie Hardcore. One of the greatest scenes of all time according to both Bob and Tom.
	I'm Not the Droid You're Looking For	Referring to Chick's alleged mind-control ability (from Star Wars).
	In Any Event...	A phrase tom often uses when attempting to switch topics or after his story has been interrupted.
	It's a Long Story	A way for Tom to tell you he doesn't want to explain any further.
	It's Very Complicated	Every story Tom tells about his life has an aspect to it that is too complicated for the rest of us to understand.
J
	Jerkatorium	Any place a man can spend a few minutes alone with his, uh, thoughts.
	Just One Bullet	Tom's solution for dealing with people like lawyers, people who file frivolous lawsuits, phone solicitors, etc...
K
	Kablaam!	Tony's term on "Belly Up" for when everything is about to go to hell.
	Kenny Tarmac	A world traveler, avid flier and frequent caller to the show. Known for his awful flight schedules and being on multiple calls at once.
L
	Let's Do It!	How Dr. Phil starts every one of his phone calls to us
	Lick lick lick lick	Used to no so subtly imply that someone is a lesbian.
	Long Time Listener, First Time Caller	The way all of the callers greet Mr. Obvious on his show. Unless of course it's their second time calling.
	Longest Night of His Life	Morgan Freeman describes most of Andy Dufrense's nights in Shawshank prison this way due to constant run-ins with the bull queers there.
	Look at the Time	When the conversation gets out of control, this is Kristi's way of saying "we'd better go to commercial."
	"Looks Like We Made It..."	The Barry Manilow song played to illustrate how a comedian or other guest has gone nowhere in life.
M
	Meat Lovers	Used whenever we can't understand what someone is saying. In reference to a bit in which an incoherent Ozzy Osbourne tries to order a pizza, and the guy on the other end knows he wants a Meat Lover's pizza.
	Mee-Mee-Mee-Mee	This is the sound men hear when women speak... especially Kristi.
	Mike	Kenny Tarmac's ill-fated underling. Often on the other line with Kenny when he calls.
	Mitchell	Donnie Baker's nosey neighbor.
	Mommy Parts	A much kindler, gentler and radio friendly way to mention our favorite parts of the female anatomy.
	Mondore	The most frequently used last name for characters in our bits.
	Mr. Breath and Mr. Head	Chick and Tom's pet names for one another. Both Breath and Head have the same first name... Dick.
	Mulch Madness	A promotion put on every spring at Furglar's Hardware.
	Munch	A group of lesbians
N
	Nasty Stuff	Chick's favorite term for a woman's "special place." Made famous in a song by the same title.
	Nice Presentation	Commenting on the appearance of a woman's large heaving breasts.
	Northwest Baby Passage	The name Bob has given for the lower part of the female anatomy .
O
	On My Mother's Birthday	Tony Soprano hates it when someone pisses him off on his mother's birthday... which seems to be almost every day.
	On the Beach	Radio-speak for being out of work. (Not uncommon in our business)
	Owe Bob $50	For some reason, anybody we have on the show that makes a substantial amount of money seems to owe Bob cash.
P
	Pa-paw	The name given to Tom whenever he makes obscure references that haven't been relevant since the 60's.
	Perfect!	See "Fine!"
	Pork Pistols	Donnie Baker's current band.
	The Practice	A term Chick uses for excessive masturbation to make it seem more acceptable
	Pretty Good	James Gandolfini's most coming phrase to describe himself or the candy he's currently eating on the sports program "Belly Up."
R
	Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit	This must be said at the very beginning of the first show of every month in order to keep the evil spirits away.
	Randy	Donnie's direct supervisor, and frequent butt of his jokes. Can often be heard telling Donnie to "Get off the phone."
	Record That For My Car Alarm	Tom's description of the annoying sound a group of women talking.
	Renee	The producer of "Belly Up" who comes up with all the great ideas to improve the show... most of which Tony hates.
	Redskins Room	The room in Chick's house that contains all of his Redskins memorabilia.
	Rick	Not much is known about this frequent caller other than he likes to use the term 'little bit'
	Road Mung	Whatever happens on the road or while performing on the road stays there.
S
	Scallions	The phrase Larry King's often uses to express excitement
	Scoreboard	What Chick tells his opponents when his Shoe-In of the Week record is better than theirs.
	Scotty Winkler	Donnie's best friend and guitar player of the Pork Pistols. Donnie claims he's a bad ass.
	Shadoobie	It must be used after any word that rhymes with shattered. This is in reference to the Rolling Stones song Shattered in which they sing "Shadoobie, shattered, shattered..."
	Shoe-In of the Week	Chick's yearly NFL Pick 'em in which he bets against the spread. In recent years he's been challenged by a Rooster, a Donkey and Grandmothers. It is misspelled on purpose, in honor of his unnatural love of athletic shoes.
	Shut Up Randy	Phrase often used by Donnie Baker to tell his boss to leave him alone.
	Snooze Job	An intimate activity taking place in the morning when you only have 8 minutes to complete the deed.
	...So What?	Chick's question after reading a story about an attempt at a pointless world record
	Sodomy Bell	The bell Chick hits whenever sodomy is mentioned or implied
	Something Better Get Touched	A phrase used by Chick to imply that something is way too expensive, and that the only way the price makes sense is if there is an 'added bonus.'
	Steven Segal!	Must be yelled whenever the action star is in the news or comes up in conversation.
	Strange	When you get a little "Nasty Stuff" from an stranger while on the road.
	Suuuuuuuuuck!	Phrase used to show displeasure at someone or something. Bob typically uses this to describe Mondays.
T
	T'aint	Also known as the perineum, it's the area between the privates and the behind. Used because it t'aint p---y and it t'aint ass.
	Tang Alarm	Goes off in Bill Clinton's house whenever hot women or sex are in the news
	That's Not Enough!	Chick's reasoning when choosing to go with the favorite when betting against the point spread.
	There-You-Go	Made famous by Marge, this is a bold statement of the blatantly obvious
	This is You and Me Later	The act of drawing a dirty picture on a napkin and showing it to your date... or a total stranger.
	This Reporter	The reporter who wrote the story that Chick ripped out of the newspaper
	Tobick	Kenny Tarmac's Boss
	True Testament to the Human Spirit	Used in mockery of the host of "Guinness Prime Time," Chick uses this phrase to describe the feats of those bored enough to break worthless world records
W
	Walk Us Through...	What Chick says when he wants Tom to explain a simple concept down to it's most basic components
	Want to Buy a Boat?	A question Donnie Baker often asks our other guests. He's been trying to sell his boat for years and has yet to have anyone show any interest.
	We Just Landed...	Catchphrase of Ken Tarmac, a frequent caller and traveling salesman who talks way too loud on his cell phone at the airport
	Weekend Guys	The mysterious folks who seem to always lose items and rearange Tom's area over the course of a weekend
	Whatever, Queer	Made popular by Daniel Tosh, it's used to dismiss someone who has said something you disagree with
	Whiskey Disk	When you go to do something on your computer and it doesn't work.
	Write 'Em A Check & Tell 'Em To Go Hell	Tom's philosophy on how to get rid of people who continually complain about things he does
Y
	You Ain't No Count	Phrase used by Floyd Tucker to express to someone that he doesn't think they amount to anything.
	You Guys Rock	The standard greeting when calling in to the BOB&TOM Show.
	You Have Had Sex Before, Right?	A question Chick often asks Tom after an odd statement or question

Chick's First Car

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:41:27 -0700

Bill Walton & the Gang

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 07:06:10 -0700

Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:32:36 -0700

If you were watching a movie with you in it, you wouldn't believe it.

Richard Jeni's Last Visit

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:39:00 -0700

Bob Tom and Chick pose with the late, great Richard Jeni after his last appearance on the show

WPTW Golf Squad

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:24:55 -0700

Chick from one of his old radio jobs

The 5/3 Burger

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:17:39 -0700

If you have 5000 calories to spare, why not try a 5/3 Burger.

Ingredients

8” yeast bun
Chili 1 2/3 lbs (26 ½ oz)
lean ground beef (5/3rd lb. – get it?)
5 slices of American cheese
Salsa
Nacho cheese
Fritos
Lettuce
Tomato
Sour cream

Nutritional Info

4900 calories
295 grams of fat
744 milligrams of cholesterol
10,100 milligrams of sodium

Chick and the Burger

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:09:39 -0700

Monday March 15 2010

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:29:50 -0800

No Guests,

Chick McGee on Health Concerns

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:34:11 -0800

Riddled with Polyps, now that's a good name for a band.

Chick McGee to Mark Sweeney on his looks

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:19:15 -0800

You're too big to be a troll. You're an ogre.

Chick & Jess Compass Point

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:52:11 -0800

Ron and Tommy

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:10:22 -0800

Nick on the Dais

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:09:30 -0800

Tommy on the Dais

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:08:23 -0800

Tom, Chick & Kristi

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:03:47 -0800

Chick on the Dais

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:08:39 -0800

Tommy & Chick

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:06:20 -0800

Chick Redskins

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:52:59 -0800

We don't remember the 'Skins being in Super Bowl XLIV

Chick and Dean

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:15:34 -0800

Bahamas Trip 2010

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:08:53 -0800

Chick and Matt

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:51:44 -0800

Chick finally agrees to have his picture taken with Matt from Screen Doors.

Chick and Jess

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:47:45 -0800

Chick and his fiancé Jessie down by the pool

Kristi and Chick

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:49:27 -0800

Chick McGee Photos

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:47:34 -0800

Chick McGee to Tom Griswold

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:37:58 -0800

If you were any more uptight you'd be spitting out diamonds every morning.

Chick's Early Radio Days

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:00:33 -0800

Here we see Chick McGee jocking it up over 30 years ago.

Monkey Riding a Dog

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:00:18 -0800

Chick vs. Monkey

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:58:57 -0800

Chick has gone head-to-head with Monkeys before, but this is the first time he's ever been face to face with one.

Tom Griswold on shaking Chick's Hand

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:12:13 -0800

I haven't shaken your hand in 10 years because I have standards. It has nothing to do with germs.

Chick McGee on Knowledge

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:10:22 -0800

Everything I know about biology I learned from cartoons.

Chick and George Lopez

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:35:43 -0800

Wow, how old is this photo?

Chick McGee's New Money Making Plan

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:58:05 -0800

I will come over to your house and sit on your bed for $10

Junior Announcers Club

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:21:15 -0800

The Official Certificate of Certification to become a member of Chick's Junior Announcers Club

Chick McGee on Evidence

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:44:23 -0800

No pictures, no videos, don't write anything down. Deny, deny, deny.

Chick McGee on a Local Store Clerk

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:34:16 -0800

He's got wild facial hair. I'd like to run barefoot through his mustache.

Dead Air

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:41:30 -0800

November 2009

Chick's Childhood Crib

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:34:24 -0800

The real Chick McGee (as a child) on his real front porch... with a few minor enhancements.

Bob, Tom, Kristi, Chick and The Mummies

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:23:10 -0700

Chick McGee on Maria Shriver

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:38:25 -0700

When is that skinny awful woman going to turn into a pile of dust.

Squirrel in the Studio

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:59:02 -0700

Chick McGee on His Manhood

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:02:57 -0700

I'm hung like a two year old boy.

Chick McGee on Manuals

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:07:54 -0700

Instruction manuals are nothing more than another man's opinion.

Chick on New Words

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:46:25 -0700

I know what 'coochie' is, it has cost me millions of dollars.

Monday September 01 2008

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:09:54 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Thursday January 03 2008

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:56:21 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Friday January 04 2008

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:56:21 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Wednesday January 02 2008

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:56:20 -0700

THE BEST OF BOB&TOM,

Chick's Prostate Exam 2009

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:53:59 -0700

If you’re a man over 40, prepare to drop your drawers and assume the position because it’s everyone’s favorite part of the year, time for that always-exciting, annual prostate exam. In celebration of “Proctember,” our very own Chick McGee will offer up his bum to the probing finger of our licensed proctologist, Dr. Pike, as an on-air reminder to men that they need to schedule their own appointment. For more information visit fightprostatecancer.org.

Chick's Prostate Exam 2009 part 2

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:50:27 -0700

...and it's in the hole. You da man!

Prostate Exam 2009

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:49:24 -0700

Chick prepares for his prostate exam from Dr. Pike.

The Romantic Prostate Exam

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:46:33 -0700

Before Chick's prostate exam began, he and Dr. Pike sat down for a nice chat and some violin music provided by the lovely Sarah.

Chick Days Sign

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:23:13 -0700

Dear Bob, Tom, Chick and Kristi:
I saw this sign last year and didn't get a photo of it but was happy to see they decided to put it up again this year. Hope Chick enjoys his sign. On the mornings I work I listen to you guys on my 40 minute drive and want to thank Chick for the many laughs he has given me..HILARIOUS!
One of your many fans,
Wendy
Marion, Iowa

Chick McGee on Prostate Exams

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:40:50 -0700

The problem with prostate exams is that they are over too quickly.

Chick McGee on Prayer Requests at Church

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:20:47 -0700

We're prayin' what you're sayin'...

Crazy Collector's Corner

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:29:04 -0700

When it comes to bizarre compulsive behavior, we think you'll agree that Chick McGee is on the cutting edge. His love of shoes, (edgy depressing singer) Ryan Adams, and Washingtion Redskins paraphanalia is unrivaled. Now you can join Chick and come out of the collector's closet by sharing your crazy collections of eBay gems, garage sale steals and seemingly worthless inheritances by submitting a photo of your Crazy Collection for public view on this page. Sure, we'll probably think you're weird and eccentric, but it's all in good fun! Send your photo and a description of your collection to bobandtom@bobandtom.com.

Chick's Crazy Collection Corner

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:24:28 -0700

Bob, Tom and Chick at the Brickyard

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:19:06 -0700

Bob, Tom and Chick join "Track Dude" Michael Young for a live broadcast before a running of the Brickyard 400 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

Chick & Kristi at the bowling alley

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:15:40 -0700

Between frames, Chick and Kristi get cozy at the bowling alley.

The BOB&TOM Bowling Team

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:09:12 -0700

The BOB&TOM Bowling team after another disappointing performance at the Peyton Manning Peyback Bowl

Prostate Exam,

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:18:32 -0700

If you’re a man over 40, prepare to drop your drawers and assume the position because it’s everyone’s favorite part of the year, time for that always-exciting, annual prostate exam. In celebration of “Proctember,” our very own Gunner will offer up his bum to the probing finger of our licensed proctologist, Dr. Farnham, as an on-air reminder to men that they need to schedule their own appointment. For more information visit fightprostatecancer.org.

Watch the Video

Chick's annual prostate exam 2008

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:13:21 -0700

chick prostate exam 5

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:11:49 -0700

chick prostate exam 4

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:11:21 -0700

chick prostate exam 3

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:10:46 -0700

chick prostate exam 2

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:10:12 -0700

Bob & Tom's Celebrity Guests

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:16:39 -0700

Over the years, Bob and Tom have had a number of famous guests in the studio. Here are just a few.

Paul Thorn & the Gang

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:11:52 -0700

Singer/songwriter Paul Thorn, the guy who sings "It's a Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass."

Johnny Bench & the Gang

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:10:28 -0700

Cincinnati Reds great Johnny Bench

Colin Hay & the Gang

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:07:21 -0700

Former Men at Work singer Colin Hay

Peyton Manning With the Lombardi Trophy

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:04:37 -0700

Peyton Manning brings the Lombardi Trophy in after winning Super Bowl XLI

Cheech & Chong with the Gang

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:03:03 -0700

Comedic Legends Cheech and Chong

Joe Theismann & the Gang

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:58:44 -0700

Former Redskins QB Joe Theisman

Chick McGee on Storms

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:15:44 -0700

A lot of storms have been coming through and tearing down tree branches. I guess storms are like Mother Nature's douche.

Chick's new hat

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 04:34:49 -0700

"I bought a new hat yesterday, it's a little out of the ordinary. I thought Tom might think it was odd... I was right." - Chick McGee

Chick's New Hat

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:11:16 -0700

"I bought a new hat yesterday, it's a little out of the ordinary. I thought Tom might think it was odd... I was right." - Chick McGee

No Guests,

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:05:13 -0700

Bob, Tom, Kristi & Chick

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:02:53 -0700

NFL Shoe-in 2009

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:38:37 -0700

NFL picks logo

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:40:25 -0700

Chick's Picks

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:37:36 -0700

Chick's Shoe-In of the Week

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:31:24 -0700

Want your Granny to take on Chick? Submit her name here...

BOB&TOM, THE BEST OF

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:09:01 -0700

Vacation Brings Out the Best in Us

It's the Best of the BOB&TOM Show!!! Relive some of our finest moments from the past while the cast takes a much needed vacation. By the time you realize they were gone, it'll be like they never left. Until then, check out all the other fun stuff we've got on the site, as well as facebook and twitter.

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Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:59:36 -0700

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Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:07:19 -0700

Classic Photos from the BOB&TOM Show