Back of the Cereal Box

Thrilling Tales of Birdo

2024-08-05T11:32:00.000-07:00

This is a post I’ve tried to write several times, but for whatever reason no version ever made it live. I’m not sure why, because it’s good news and it’s a relatively quick message to deliver: If you were a fan of this blog and you miss my writing, I have a new blog where I’ve been writing since 2022. It’s called Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games, and it’s a more concentrated version of what I did here. In fact, many of the posts I have at this new blog are expansions or revisions of ideas that I initially put on this blog, just refined and reapproached with the experience of an extra decade or two.

Foremost among these is a recent post I did about Birdo, everyone’s favorite egg-spitting dinosaur, and how she’s been fairly straightforwardly trans ever since her debut, even if Nintendo has shied away from explicitly saying so. In “A Complete History of Birdo’s Gender,” I track the different ways Nintendo has portrayed her gender identity in English and Japanese, from Doki Doki Panic until today. It’s nearly 10,000 words long, which is to say that it’s a very niche piece that I didn’t imagine would get much recognition outside of the LGBTQ gamers who have traditionally enjoyed my writing, but this one has been received with some success — and considerably more than most of my Back of the Cereal Box postings ever did. As of this morning, it’s been linked to by Critical Distance, Kottke.org and the Sunday Longreads newsletter, the last of which puts my humble nu-blog alongside some much better-known publications, so if you want to learn about Birdo from the same place where you learn about Simone Biles, check it out.

All these years later, I realize that one of the problems that kept Back of the Cereal Box from getting a wider readership is that few people actually wanted stories about video games, pop culture at large, my personal life and etymological trivia, so I decided to specialize rather than diversify. If I have something non-video game-related to share, I suppose I can do that at my personal site, which also has a blog, but this is the writing that makes the most sense for me to do now.

Here are some links to pieces that began in some form as posts on this blog back in the day.

Plenty of pieces are wholly original, however, and as I exhaust the the ideas that initially debuted here, more and more will be.

Beyond Sunset

2021-10-18T19:43:00.000-07:00

This is another progress report post to announce a project that I’m excited about. In addition to the podcast work I’m doing with TableCakes, I also recently debuted the first issue of a quarterly comics anthology: Beyond Sunset. I made this along with Glen and Josh — I am in particular pleased with the staff photos on the about page — and this new publication will tell stories about parts of Southern California that you may not see covered in more mainstream media. We’re asking our creates to tell a story — sci-fi, horror, romance, noir, fantasy, whatever — that will let readers know about their version of the part of the world we live in.

Please, if you want, go buy issue one here. We are charging $5, because we pay our artists and writers a fair wage for their efforts. So as a tease have a look at the awesome cover by artist Patrick Horvath, whose work you can see here.

And yes, by the way, the significance of writing about something called Beyond Sunset on a blog that has technically ended is not lost on me.

Choo Choo, Shelley Long!

2021-08-02T15:37:00.004-07:00

Not only did I end this blog, but now I’ve actually begun a new one: at DrewMackie.com, no less. I’m writing longer pieces that I work on for a greater length of time than I usually worked on anything here, and the first piece is up as of the posting of this. It’s about Shelley Long, but especially in the context of the 1984 movie Irreconcilable Differences, and Polly Platt and Nancy Meyers and Hollywood’s tendency to imitate itself and to forget about the successes of female creators. There will be more there, but certainly not every day and nothing like the rate I once posted here. It’s better this way.

The Last Post / Quite Likely Not the Last Post

2021-05-11T12:39:00.000-07:00

The previous post being the final one where I will get personal and introspective and weird on Back of the Cereal Box, I’m adding one more to the top of the stack to direct anyone who comes to this website toward all my other creative efforts. The previous top-of-the-stack post sat there for nearly three years, and as a result it’s been viewed thousands and thousands of times and has directed quite a few clicks toward the stuff I’m working on now, so I figured I might as well do an updated version of that.

The most successful project I have launched in my life so far is Gayest Episode Ever, the podcast where Glen and I discuss the LGBT-focused episodes of classic sitcoms. In the context of this blog, it’s maybe surprising that this is my go-to project now, because it has the word “gayest” right there in the tile and I downplayed my sexuality on this blog for a long time. Funny how that works. But it is also appropriate, because Glen and I only ended up becoming friends as a result of this blog existing. More recently, our friend Jeff Hinchee drew us an alternate logo that we use for the Patreon-only feed, and it’s one of my favorite depictions of me. I’d never posted it here before, so now is my chance.

Not only has Gayest Episode Ever reached a larger audience than this blog ever did, but also I think the work we’re doing on the show is more focused than anything I did as a blogger. You can listen to our most recent episodes here, and if you were jumping in blind without ever hearing me talk before, I would say our best episode is actually about Dinosaurs — the TGIF sitcom with “not that mama!” and people wearing big dinosaur suits, because it did actually do a gay episode. The sexuality part is coded as herbivorism, but it’s very clearly riffing on queer themes in a way that flew directly over my head when I saw it when I was a kid, and I’m willing to bet it went over yours too.

You can subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts or Spotify, and probably other places too.

Though the podcast itself is doing quite well and I’m very proud of its success on that platform specifically, its profile got a major boost at the beginning of this year when I put out a project that I worked on for all of 2020: a video compilation of every single LGBT joke on the history of The Simpsons. (Read all about it here.) Few things could have been any more me, and while I thought it might get Gayest Episode Ever an additional few followers, it ended up exceeding all of my expectations.

As of the posting of this, it’s been viewed more than 420,000 times, which is to say considerably more times than anyone has viewed any post on this blog — except for the “It’s a Secret to Everyone” video game names origin post, which was viewed a few million times but which Blogger just recently deleted without my permission, and for no stated reason. (It still exists, broken up into chapters, BTW.) The Simpsons video brought in a great deal of new listeners to the show, and also it got covered by a few reputable sites, A.V. Club and Boing Boing included, but the thing we really did not expect was the fact that it helped get our friend Tony Rodriguez cast on the show. In the corresponding podcast episode that goes with the video, we noted how the character of Julio, a sassy Cuban-American gay resident of Springfield voiced by Hank Azaria should be voiced instead by Tony, who is both Cuban-American and gay in real life, and now Tony actually voices the character. We effected a change on The Simpsons. I am still boggled by this. (If you want to know all the specifics of how this came to be, we interviewed Tony about the whole process, and you can listen here. Yahoo! Entertainment also wrote the whole thing up.)

Gayest Episode Ever is not my only podcast. I also have Singing Mountain, which is about video game music and which is in a state of semi-hibernation now just because it takes a great deal of time to put an episode together, though I do intend to do more. Over the run of its hundred-plus episodes, it’s become very vibey and moody, and I realize I’m using it more as an art project than as a means to just share VGM, but I like it that way. I’d point you in the direction of my 16-bit forest music episode if you want to relax. There’s also the one where I did chilled-out, fuzzed-out kinda-sorta remixes of Super NES and Genesis music just to see if I could do it. Did I? Unsure!

You can subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts or Spotify, and probably on some of the weirdo apps too.

These podcasts are both part of TableCakes, the company I started with Katherine in 2018, where I produce two other shows: Underbelly L.A., which is about the dark side of Los Angeles history and is hosted by Hadley Meares, and Sam Pancake Presents the Monday Afternoon Movie, which is about made-for-TV horror movies, where I actually did guest on one episode about a movie where Valerie Harper is menaced by a child wielding a rolling pizza cutter. The best episodes, however, are the ones with Naomi Ekperigin as the guest, because she gives really good podcast.

Later last year, I started a new podcast as a little side project. It’s called Deep Cuts & Superficial Wounds, and it’s about lesser-known 80s music. It’s actually doing pretty well, and if you want to listen to a show that is very much so like radio but not played on airwaves, this is the one for you. Start anywhere, but the Halloween special is by far my most-listened to one yet. I think my tribute to the doomed new wave girl from Friday the 13th: A New Beginning is also pretty good.

You can subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts but not Spotify because they rejected me, even if the show did originate as a Spotify playlist. Jerks.

I don’t just do podcasts. I am considering places where I’d write again, and when I do I will post here, hence the less-than-final title attached to this. I do currently have a small, bare-bones blog up that’s just about etymology. It’s called The Singing Wolf — and no, no real relation to Singing Mountain, except for being by me, I suppose — and it’s the first step to correct a problem that I feel prevented Back of the Cereal Box from getting a larger following than it did: the fact that it was about one third etymology, one third video games and one third personal stuff, and those three elements don’t have much overlap. The portion of the audience who enjoyed all three was basically Nate and Jill, and I should have split the project into three parallel efforts in order to better focus what it was about. If my podcasts have taught me anything, you generally can’t go too niche. So in that sense, if you get a rise out of finding a strange linguistic parallel between taking umbrage — asserting that you think you’ve been slighted — and throwing shade — slighting someone without making them suspect it — then this blog may be for you.

Finally, there are the videos. I never really thought they’d be much more than artsy little weirds I’d leave online for people who are also weird to find and enjoy. I’ve collected the worthwhile ones on their own website, which you can peruse at your leisure. But if I ever have to point anyone in the direction of a single example where I think I achieved something cool, it would be Marion / Marion, the video where I overlaid first half of the original Psycho and the Gus Van Sant remake and cobbled together a music video set to The Arcade Fire’s “Reflektor.”

I just think it turned out well, and if this blog was ever for anything, it was to point readers in the direction of the stuff I thought didn’t suck, and in this case the non-sucky thing was made by me.

I’m still on Twitter, where I take my shirt off a lot because it demonstrably increases engagement with my podcasts. (No, really. It works.) I’m also still on Instagram, thought strangely less often shirtless. Thurman has his own Instagram, in case you like Thurman but don’t like me. (I am almost never shirtless on Thurman’s Instagram.) But since I bring it up, here is what I look like shirtless now.

There, doesn’t that make you want to listen to my podcasts?

An Endless Series of False Starts

2021-05-10T22:59:00.000-07:00

I’m not going to be writing here anymore, for the most part. You maybe already figured that out, but I wanted to make at least one thing in my life official.

It would make more sense if I just said that I lost my love for writing and that I’m now focusing my creative energies on a host of other outlets, but that would be a lie. I did burn out as a writer, having spent the better part of my twenties writing for pleasure, writing for self-expression and writing for work. It bothers me less that I never ended up taking it far and that I never ended up writing anything that really mattered. What pains me even today is that I didn’t properly care for this gift I was given — that gift being a love of writing, not being a good writer — and it died like a mouse in my pocket, which is a bad metaphor, I realize, but like I said, I was never a good writer.

It’s been more than two years since I’ve posted anything here and more than four since I wrote here with any regularity. I kept thinking that if I just took a long enough break from blogging, the passion I had for writing would eventually come back to me. And it did, in a sense, but as a result of the amount of time that has passed since Back of the Cereal Box was part of my life, I realize that any writing I do in the future will have to live somewhere else. I don’t know the person who kept this blog. I’ve grown up and I’ve grown apart from him, and while I can imagine trying to find my voice again, I doubt I can do it on a website that connects me to a version of me that existed five, ten, fifteen years ago, who wanted different things from life and whom I can’t look at now without thinking that I failed him in some way.

I’m not sad about this. I’m mostly okay with where my life is now, and I am engaged in a variety of creative pursuits that have found audiences far bigger than what I ever achieved with this blog. But I’m also doing that in a world that’s different than the one I expected to live at this point in my life, for reasons that should be obvious — unless you’ve been you living on Mars, in a cave, with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears — but also for reasons that aren’t obvious, because of a thing I have hardly told anyone about, which changed how I think about life and which I consider to be equal parts horrible and beautiful. This latter thing I have tried to write about many times, but I always end up deleting it, because I’ve never been able to find a way to put it into words that makes me sound anything other than crazy.

Maybe words will always fail me in this respect, but just understand that this thing is a sea monster in the ocean on an old map, and it changed how I spend my life, for good and for bad in a way that somehow doesn’t total out to neutral. This will not be the last post, technically speaking, but this is the one where I wanted to leave a small part of myself for the last time, because I often used this blog to figure out who I was, and even in writing this post, which I’ve been composing in my head for the last few years, I may have figured a thing out one final time.

Often, the introspection I was able to do on this blog was done through pop culture, where I looked deep into movies or TV or music and saw myself, Magic Eye-style, and I will be leaving you with a pop cultural thing this one final time. But whereas I usually name-checked the references and connected the dots in a bid to seem clever and hip and culturally literate, I’m going to post this last bit free of any context, because I think it will actually mean more if you take it away from the source material. If you’re curious, you can google it. If you really know me, you could probably even guess where it’s from. But also maybe don’t search for an easy answer, at least for a little while. Just think about it and decide for yourself what it means to you and what you imagine it could mean to me.

What I’ve learned from this place and about these people terrifies me, I’ll frankly admit that. How much of what I know, what I’ve been culturally attuned to believe, feels like the set of a play on a strange stage I’ve wandered onto without knowing why I’m here. I don’t know the lines, I don’t know what part I’m playing, I don’t even know what the play’s about or what it’s called. I'm just here onstage, stuck in a dream, lights shining in my eyes. Is anyone out there watching?

The play stumbles ahead, feels like artifice, mistakes, frippery, an endless series of false starts, bad assumptions, all the while shadowed with the constant horror that something unforeseen could drop down on me from above or lurch in from the wings at any moment, that the floor could open beneath me and instantly erase even this small, pitiful existence, put out the lights for good.

Chief, this has changed me. You predicted that, and I should have known you’d be right, but you can’t know what you don’t know until you do. It’s because you’ve already been through it, I think. Does this feeling end? Can you tell me you come out the other side to some kind of understanding, or do I have to take that as another article of faith? There’s only one redeeming feeling I can cling to, provided I ever get that far — and I’m not saying I’m there yet, by any stretch — but when it’s all stripped away and you realize you’re the only one who can put the pieces of yourself together, by yourself, alone — no easy answers from a book, song, or movie or the reassuring words of someone older and “wiser” — I’m noticing it has a tendency to focus and sharpen the mind, and strengthen the will to live constantly with all my senses wide-open to the here and now. One clear idea emerges from that crucible, forged and hard as rolling steel: We mustn’t give up. Ever.

Making Words for Your Ears (But Not Your Eyes)

2018-09-17T18:18:00.000-07:00

Well, hey there.

You may have noticed that I still haven’t been writing, which is to say that you probably haven’t noticed it because I haven’t been doing it. There hasn’t been anything to notice. I’ve been thinking a lot about why I haven’t been writing, and there’s probably something there, but in order to get to the heart of it, I’d probably have to write it out, which, as I have already stated, I am unwilling to do.

To use a triple negative, not writing doesn’t mean that I haven’t been busy, however. In the last few months, I’ve jumped face-first into podcasting, to the point that this summer I actually launched a podcasting business with Katherine Spiers, a friend and former co-worker who runs a successful food podcast, Smart Mouth. We’ve called the business TableCakes Productions, which might make us sound like a boutique pastry service but is actually named after the phenomenon of ordering pancakes for the entire table at a restaurant: one stack, shared by everyone. This connection is reflected in our logo.

logo design by emily chaplain

That’s a good metaphor for how we’re structuring our company. It’s a shared experience, and it’s something that can offer everyone a piece. I won’t bore you with the shopkeeping details, but I’ll at least say that we are trying to seek out voices that don’t have a platform already, especially people that deserve to be heard but who might not have a means for starting their own podcast. We know how to do that. We will get you started.

And yes, by the way, we do have a Patreon account, should you want to support us.

That pitch out of the way, I wanted to share with you some of the shows we have going on. Foremost, this past week we launched a new film podcast, You Have to Watch This Movie.

logo design by jeff hinchee, who is also great

This one is a follow-up to my previous movie podcast, We Are Not Young Anymore, this time with Tony Rodriguez as my co-host. Do you have a movie that you like a lot? Maybe one you’ve watched again and again over the course of your life? Maybe if you met someone who hadn’t seen this particular film, you might respond with, “Oh, you have to watch this movie.” Those are the kind of movies we’ll be talking about on this show, and each week we will have a guest in to talk about a movie that moves them. (Some of them might be famous! Some of them kinda won’t be!) Regardless of who the guest is, however, he or she will be there to talk about art that means something to them, and having those conversations is one of my favorite things to do.

Our first episode is about Big Business, the 1988 Lily Tomlin-Bette Midler comedy that I actually did not see until Tony showed it to me while we were dating, when he told me that I had to watch this movie. He was right.

Like all my shows, it’s based on SoundCloud, but you can subscribe on iTunes, on Google Play and on Stitcher, depending on where you like your podcasts. Please subscribe. Please give us a rate and review, if you’re into it. You’ve listened to a podcast before. You know the drill.

As You Have to Watch This Movie begins, I’m actually ending the first season of another show I’m producing and editing (but not talking on), Sam Pancake Presents the Monday Afternoon Movie. It’s hosted by my friend, Sam Pancake, who is an actor who has been on most of the shows. (No, really.) This podcast has him and guests (some famous!) discussing made-for-TV horror movies from the ’70s, and if you think that focus is too specific to sustain a long-term show, you are wrong and also YOU HAVE SOME ATTITUDE.

I made this intro graphic and I fully admit that I am proud of how it turned out.

This show essentially amounts to two friends having an informed conversation about a movie that is bonkers beyond belief. Take Curse of the Black Widow, for example, which Sam talked about with Drew Droege (a famous!) and which features Patty Duke turning into a giant spider. That is weirdly not the most far-fetched aspect of it, too.

Or maybe try The House That Wouldn’t Die, which stars Barbara Stanwyck as a pantsuit-wearing grandma who still has time to be sexy, even when she’s fighting off her possessed niece. This episode’s guest is Selene Luna, a performer whose character was killed off horribly in that remake of My Bloody Valentine but who also was once of the voices in Coco, which I think demonstrates range.

Again, you can follow Monday Afternoon Movie on iTunes and anywhere else you’d normally find a podcast.

Earlier this year, I also started a show with Glen Lakin, a screenwriter who also happens to be my roommate, about the gay one-off episodes of famous sitcoms. We called it Gayest Episode Ever, and it actually did pretty well for the one ten-episode season we did. We’re doing a second in the not-too-distant future. But if your idea of a good time is listening to gay dues go on and on about why Diane Chambers is a gift from god or why the John Waters episode of The Simpsons is a triumph, please give it a listen.

(And also please subscribe and so forth.)

And finally there’s Singing Mountain, the video game music podcast I started last year initially in an effort to put some more eyes on We Are Not Young Anymore. Singing Mountain has since outlived that initial podcast and turned into a fun side-project on its own. Last week, I posted the fortieth episode, and it’s one big mix of peaceful, calming music — the kind of stuff I felt like I needed to listen to, because I’ve been working a lot more than I’d maybe like.

But I don’t mind, because it’s all to further projects that I think are really cool. (And yes, please subscribe.)

So yeah, I’m not writing a whole lot, save for this promotional post, just because I wanted people to know that I’ve been working a lot and doing stuff I think people would like. We have a lot more planned, and while those shows will be debuting in the near future, I don’t want to show our hand just yet. I can at least say that they’re all hosted by women, and that’s another thing that makes me excited about TableCakes’s lineup.

I will write again — someday, probably — but if you were for some reason feeling like you missed my words, know that I’m still making them, just in a different medium.

Excuse Me, But Does This Bus Go to the Flower Market?

2018-02-03T12:24:00.000-08:00

“Good afternoon, bus captain. Might this line be the one that takes me to the flower district? Where the flower markets are?”

“Why, hello, my good fellow. Yes, this bus goes along the greenery corridor, with stops in the flower district, Old Salad Town and the Avenue of Blossoms.”

“Oh, then you are the bus captain for me! How much will it cost to get to the market?”

“One handful of jam.”

“Well, this is unfortunate. I only have a satchel of berries on me at the moment.”

“I’m sorry, then, but you may not ride. We have rules for a reason, and it is my duty to uphold them.”

“This is most unfortunate. I was to meet my friend, who, of course, is a sheep.”

“I regret to say that I cannot help you. Perhaps you have jam at home?”

“I do not, for I ate it all this morning. I licked the jars clean, I did.”

“I am sorry.”

“Truly we are both sorry.”

[a pause]

“We were planning to eat all the flowers in the market.”

Belladonna (But Not Stevie Nicks)

2017-09-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

Short version: Hi, look at another video I made.

Long version: If you haven’t already seen Belladonna of Sadness, the 1973 anime about eroticism and witchcraft in medieval France, I might not necessarily recommend it outright. If it’s the kind of movie you’d need to see, you’d probably already have seen it. There’s no question that Belladonna is beautiful; it truly is a work of art. However, it may lean more toward art than entertainment, because in many sections of it, there’s not actually any animation happening. You’re just watching the camera pan over a beautiful drawing or watercolor rendering of Jeanne, the film’s central character.

I decided to take the film’s most colorful and most animated parts and edit them into a kind of Belladonna of Sadness supercut, and as soon as I did that, Goldfrapp’s “Hairy Trees” just kind of suggested itself as the ideal musical pairing. What you see below is something I find aesthetically pleasing but also a really misleading trailer for the film, as I purposefully excluded many of the still frame scenes, all the scenes where the sentient penis of Satan is a character and then also the scenes of sexual violence. Like I said, this movie is not for everyone. And yes, I see the irony in taking a work of erotica and essentially spaying it. However, as far as this video being a first in a little series I’m doing about weird animation, I think I’m off to a decent start.

Heads up: This video is NSFW as a result of animated boob.

In case you’re curious about the racier aspects of this film, I’m including below two of its big sex sequences: one represented Jeanne’s induction into witchcraft and the other the effect Jeanne’s liberation has on the villagers in her town. If the video I cut was a soft NSFW, I’d say these two sequences are an incredibly hard NSFW, not just for nudity but also for psychedelic, grotesque imagery the likes of which you may have never seen anywhere else.

Enjoy or also maybe just watch it concernedly, depending on your disposition.

More to come. See previous video art projects here.

Let’s Go to the Mall

2017-08-30T16:54:00.000-07:00

Still not in the habit of writing much, but hey — here’s a video thing.

This was for a project that is now on hold, but I decided to finish this one segment anyway. It’s a montage of a few different camcorder videos of mall antics back in the day, set to Sylvester’s “Rock the Box,” even though I’m pretty sure the kids featured wouldn’t have heard of Sylvester. Here’s hoping I get to make the remaining segments should the project resume.

And here are the videos I used in this compilation:

MTV at the Hanover Mall (part one and part two)
Dara at the Mall
Cookeville Mall (part one and part two)
December 1989 visit to the Galleria
Signal Hill Mall
Mall Walk 1988
And a tiny bit of the documentary Mall City

You can also see all of my more “finished” projects on a special page on my Vimeo account, should you be bored today. And maybe in the future… writing?

VHSmas in July

2017-07-24T13:30:00.000-07:00

Because nothing should get you into the holiday spirit better than the rapid approach of August, the hottest and least-holiday-filled month of all, here is a Christmas video.

I spent the last two weeks cobbling this together for Drink Special’s Christmas in July event last night at Bar Mattachine in downtown L.A. And while it was cool to see something I’d stitched together projected onto the wall, probably bigger than anything else I’d had a hand in making, I’m also putting the video online, just because a few people have enjoyed my past videos. And who knows? Maybe this will come in handy in a few months, when you’re planning your own holiday party and you want to play some wallpaper video that encourages people to point and say, “Hey, I also remember this thing!”

The Drink Special party had its own soundtrack, so while VHSmas was playing on a loop you couldn’t hear the soundtrack I included with it. That’s okay. The music in the video is really just placeholder music anyway, and I feel like anyone playing this at parties will probably just mute it and put on their own Christmas music instead.

In case you’re wondering, here is a list of the TV shows and movies I included, in order of when each first appears in the montage.

The 1964 Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer special
The Nutcracker Fantasy (read more about this high-octane nightmare fuel here)
1974’s other Rankin/Bass special, The Year Without Santa Claus
Gremlins
A Muppet Family Christmas
Black Christmas (1974 version)
A fairly unknown 1984 slasher movie called Don’t Open Till Christmas
1984's Christmas Top of the Pops, featuring Baltimora
1977’s The Carpenters at Christmas
The Star Wars Holiday Special
The “Tendo Family Christmas Scramble” episode of Ranma 1/2
The finale to Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Ann-Marget on an unidentified Christmas special from 1981
The Joan Collins sequence from the 1972 Tales From the Crypt movie
The video for “Christmas in Hollis,” by Run–D.M.C.
The video for “Last Christmas” by Wham
“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” the show’s original Christmas special
“Christmas at Pee-Wee’s Playhouse”
A Charlie Brown Christmas
“The Bird! The Bird!” — the premiere episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Sailor Moon S: The Movie
Scrooged
White Christmas
An amazing Philip Morris video about marketing cigarettes that I think I passed off as Christmassy well enough
The Solid Gold Christmas specials from 1983 and 1985
He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Babes in Toyland (1986 version)
Batman Returns
The video for the original version of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”
Bing Crosby's Merrie Olde Christmas (1977)
The 1989 Christian Lacroix fall-winter fashion show
Profondo Rosso
Die Hard
The Snowman (1982)
This 1951 Russian cartoon that may or may not be an adaptation of The Night Before Christmas
Christmas Comes to Pac-Land (1982)
“Koopa Klaus,” the Christmas episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super
“Miracle at the Teen Club,” the Beverly Hills Teens Christmas special
“Christmas Memories,” the holiday special for Heathcliff and the Cadillac Cats
A Christmas Story
A 1980 clip of Kate Bush performing a Christmas version of “Babooshka”
The video for Roxette’s “It Must Have Been Love,” which it should be noted was originally written as a Christmas song
The Christmas Toy (1986)
A Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987)

(Sorry, no ALF.)

I’m not listing all the commercials separately because there are simply too many of them and I found them all in these treasure trove YouTube clips of old broadcast commercials broadcast around the holidays. But ask if there’s something you want identified. And feel free to use this montage as you will.

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