Bacon Haikus

Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 178

bruceleeofmeats — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:03:16 +0000

Run you tasty swine!

It doesn’t matter who wins

You’re all delicious

(via With Leather)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 177

bruceleeofmeats — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:13:34 +0000

You are what you eat.

Wait – that can’t be how it goes.

You wear what you eat.

(via Threadless – want the shirt, go vote for it!)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 176

bruceleeofmeats — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:27:27 +0000

“No, Mr. Bacon,

“I expect you to sizzle”

Bacon, James Bacon

(via International Bacon Day)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 175

bruceleeofmeats — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:55:00 +0000

You look anemic

Under your Bacon Helmet.

You’re doing it wrong.

(Photo via Mouse Unicorn vs. Ninja Chicken Snatch found via It’s All About the Bacon)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 174

bruceleeofmeats — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:56:14 +0000

“Those donuts were there,

the hamburger was there,”

Paula says, “Lose the buns.”

(via A Hamburger Today)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 173

bruceleeofmeats — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:23:49 +0000

Child are the victims

of most wedding parties, til

Bacon intervenes

(via It’s All About the Bacon)

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Bacon Haiku Vol .1, No. 172

bruceleeofmeats — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:59:03 +0000

No matter how much

You keep these shoes on, your feet

Won’t smell like Bacon

(via The Bacon Institute)

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Bacon Haiku Vol 1, No. 171

bruceleeofmeats — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:12:47 +0000

“I can smell his fear,”

The evil ginger child says.

“It smells like Bacon.”

(via The Adventures of Pete & Pete and childhood nostalgia)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 170

bruceleeofmeats — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:58:29 +0000

Bacon hunger strikes

And you’re without frying pan?

Try Bacon Jerky!

(via Bacon Freak)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 169

bruceleeofmeats — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:51:08 +0000

Girls that eat bacon

Are hotter than girls that don’t

Scientific fact!

(via Bacon Today)

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