Bacon Magazine

Sandwiches Just Got Better

Bryan Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:32:46 +0000

Hot damn this sounds like a tasty sandwich! Only makes me wish I thought of it first. Oh, and yes, Bacon does certainly rule!

Jim Gaffigan on Bacon

Bryan Smith — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:38:43 +0000

New Slogan

Bryan Smith — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:00:26 +0000

We’ve been toying around with a few ideas about what is one phrase the represents Bacon Magazine? What is the one thing that would stand out and show everyone what we’re all about. We have chosen: So come on by… Get a smack!

Iron Man Movie Trailer

Bryan Smith — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:08:38 +0000

I’ve never been a fan of Iron Man, but after watching this trailer, I’m definitely a little more exicted about it. If anything, it’ll be better than this order of Steamy Crap and Fries. Make sure you check out the high-def versions here.

10 People I’d Like To Punch In The Face

Glen Howie — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:10:37 +0000

Jack Thompson I want to hurt him. It must be because of all the violent video games. Tom Cruise He NEEDS to be punched. George Bush He needs several thousand punches to the head, chest, neck, throat and face areas. Angry Sub Lady Don’t be so angry, and make me a good god damn sub for once! Oprah Hypocrites need punches. Oprah needs [...]

Press Release

Bryan Smith — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:04:53 +0000

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Glen Howie is a Jive Turkey Toronto, Ontario - July 20th, 2007 - Yes, it’s all true. That is all. Contact: Bryan Smith bryansmith@frymybacon.com ###

More Top Ten Stripper Names

Glen Howie — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:18:24 +0000

It seems like a lot of people felt that our list of the ‘Top Ten Stripper Names’ was either wrong, or missing essential names. Â Since I have to admit that some of these names are extremely common (it took hours and hours of ‘research’ to verify), I thought I’d update the list with more stripper [...]

WTF - Natives don’t want equality - it’d be a step backwards!

Steve Chesney — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:35:26 +0000

Native Canadians (nee Indians) for many years wanted to be treated equally to the “Whites” in Canada - but methinks that this wish has changed. I mean, why would they want to be treated like middle class Canadians who are overworked, overtaxed and over burdened when they can have: - The Ontario Government offering $100-some-odd-million as [...]

Cereals We Want To Eat

Bryan Smith — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:33:08 +0000

I thought milk was included! Quit that Jibber-Jabber and pass the milk Redemption has never been so tastey!

Fine Young Cannibals - A History of Music

Tom Barclay — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:40:10 +0000

The English Beat were a fabulous outfit out of Birmingham. One of the original ska bands their story is for another day. In a backstabbing tragedy worthy of a Shakespeare play the two singers/band leaders jettisoned the band in the interests of splitting the cash less ways and started an outfit called General Public. General [...]