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Things I Think About While Swimming in Our Pool

Baddie — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:08:20 +0000

I’ve been swimming regularly in our pool for about half a year now and I’m getting a lot of benefits from it. First, it’s an awesome way to beat the heat. It’s also a nice way to work out, especially since I’m fat and too lazy to go to the gym or run or bike or do sit-ups. Helps my lung strength too (I really should stop smoking). The best benefit I get from swimming in our pool is I get to be alone. I get the chance to meditate about my life. You know, important stuff. And now, I’d like to share these things to you in a piece I’d like to call…

First of which is “FUNNY CATS”

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Wimmens Baffle Me

Baddie — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:34:37 +0000

Usually, when something baffles us, it’s only a matter of time before we figure it out. The more we learn from these perplexing things, the more we understand their nature. We eventually uncover the truth behind them. But sometimes, the more we learn about these things, the more they frustrate and bewilder us. That’s exactly what women are to me. Baffling. Perplexing. Frustrating. Bewildering.

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Motivational Monday with Baddie #9

Baddie — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 16:34:17 +0000

This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Today being my birthday, the only gift I’m asking from you guys is that you take what I have to offer you: your motivation for the week.

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Covers Carnival #2: Archie and Friends

Baddie — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:00:59 +0000

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Covers Carnival

For the second installment of Covers Carnival, I thought I should do something different. So instead of just typing text to describe and make fun of the covers, I figured maybe I should dick around with the covers themselves. Am I making sense? Of course not. Nevertheless, here are ten Baddified covers of Archie and Friends.

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Post tags: archie and friends, archie comics, betty and veronica, josie and the pussycats, riverdale

Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox Are Fighting for My Affection

Baddie — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:12:47 +0000

It’s been a little over two weeks since Google unleashed their very own browser, the shiny Chrome. Like all new browsers or new versions of existing browsers, I downloaded it to take it for a spin. Unlike with the other browsers, though, I stuck with it after a couple of days.

It may have had a major hype within hours after its release, but most of it was justified. A home page that’s pretty handy. The Omni Bar that’s so simple but extremely helpful. Brilliant tab abilities. Built-in Google Gears functionality. Heck, even the logo had its own buzz. It’s all nifty.

But with all the awesome things about Chrome, I just can’t find myself completely switching to it from Mozilla Firefox. One word: ADD-ONS.

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Secret Six #1, Secret Invasion, and Other Face-Rocking Comics

Baddie — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:52:39 +0000

This entry is part 5 of 5 in the series New Comics Haul

Looks like I’m on a one-post-per-three-weeks schedule with these reviews. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing, and I don’t want to spend a whole paragraph on figuring it out. So let’s get right on to the reviews.

Secret Six #1: I enjoyed The Six’s guest appearance in Birds of Prey so much back when Gail Simone was still writing that series, I decided to check out their first ever ongoing. It’s now on my pull list. I guess I just got to have a Gail Simone book in there at all times (I dropped Wonder Woman because it just wasn’t working out for me).

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Post tags: avengers assemble, avengers the initiative, daniel way, deadpool, gail simone, green lantern, inhumans, invincible iron man, justice society of america, nicola scott, punisher war journal, runaways, secret invasion, secret six, x-force, x-men, x-men legacy, x-men: manifest destiny, young avengers

Friday Night Fights: Sexy Rumble in the Jungle!

Baddie — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:29:47 +0000

Watcha gonna do when a fierce dinosaur goes wild on you? And by “goes wild on you”, I mean “tries to make you its brunch”.

Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything. Chances are, you’re in a weird pre-historic jungle being protected by a sexy blonde riding a wicked mammoth. You will often see her riding said mammoth emerging from FIRE!

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I Believe in Mike Villar

Baddie — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:40:24 +0000

Voting for the Bloggers’ Choice Award of the 2008 Philippine Blog Awards is now open! Because I’m sheep, I initially thought “Hey, Lauren, Pau, and Ade have already voted for Mikey, I guess I’ll have to vote for him too because, you know, I’m sheep.” I planned on just collecting a bunch of Mikey’s retarded photos (well, EXTRA retarded because most of his photos are already retarded) and putting stupid captions on them that would make him look more retarded, but I thought maybe I should have a better reason for voting for him other than me being sheep. Also, I’m trying to spite Bim. After smoking a couple of cigarettes while giving the smoking area ladies the sexy look, I figured it out: I’m voting for Mike Villar because I BELIEVE IN MIKE VILLAR.

I believe that he’s giving the world the greatest gift of them all: The Gift of LOLs. His humor flies right over some people’s heads, and it even offends some people to the point where they feel that they need to “retaliate”. If you get what he’s trying to say, though, you’d be in for a LOLing good time.

I believe that he saves us from feeling bad about ourselves. We may think that our jobs suck balls. We may think that our relationships are doomed to fail. We may think that the sum total of our existence approximately amounts to NOTHING. All you need to do is read his blog and you’ll realize that your life isn’t as screwed up as you think it is. Also, you don’t masturbate in public.

I believe that he is not sheep like the rest of us. HE’S A WOLF! HE’S A FRICKEN WOLF WHO WILL DEVOUR OUR SOULS ONE DAY WHEN WE’RE NOT LOOKING! He blazes his own trails. He creates his own paths. He’s a pioneer.

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The Hot Black Girl in Beerfest Is Candace Smith

Baddie — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:14:46 +0000

I casually observe my blog stats via ShortStats every now and then, and for the last couple of months, I noticed something interesting. Here are my top 10 search keywords:

computers internet blog
bigbaddie.com
retard porn
ipod touch
baddieverse
beerfest black girl
slumbook
facebook purity test
beerfest sex scene
hot black chick in beerfest

Notice anything peculiar? Well, except for “retard porn” which is just… creepy. Three of these keywords pertain to Beerfest, and 2 out of these 3 are about an African-American female in the movie. Looking at the rest of my statistics, I see a lot of different variants of these keywords like “beerfest black chick topless”, “hot black girl in beerfest”, “black chick from beerfest”, and so on. Looks like some IMDB-challenged people are really interested in this lady. SEXUALLY!

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Notes on the San Miguel Oktoberfest 120 Launch

Baddie — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:15:47 +0000

San Miguel Oktoberfest 120 (Siento Bente!) was officially launched on September 5th, 2008. It was my first Oktoberfest launch and it was very… interesting, to say the least. Why? I’LL TELL YOU WHY!

Had a couple of beers with Bim and Mike at Sidebar after we got our complimentary (I’m living the dream!) tickets from Juned (Thanks, Juned and Fritz!). Yes, we drank beer to warm up for an event that’s all about drinking beer. That’s how we roll.

Bim and Lauren had the foresight to not enter the event premises and wade through a sea of sweaty emo kids, fat drunkards, and tattoed punks. Mike and I didn’t. We navigated an ocean of sweat, unpleasant body odor, and inappropriate body contact. It wasn’t pretty. On the plus side, I got to touch a few nice female butts.

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