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Minecraft update!

2010-10-05T22:14:00.001-07:00

So I upgraded my fortress twice. Here's a picture from the first upgrade, I made a tree farm, and added glass on my roof to protect me from skeleton arrows

Here's what my fort looks like now. I removed the whole hill that was beside me, and extended my fortress some more. also got rid of the trees in front of my farm

2010-10-04T18:57:00.000-07:00

This song, is the most epic song ever. I love it so much! This is for all you minecrafters, it's funny, true and beautiful. Hope you'll love it as much as I did

PS: Minecraft fort updates soon

Minecraft part 2

2010-10-03T20:51:00.000-07:00

So, I adventured more and found and ocean. I decided to build a nice fortress along the shore out of the cobble stone I racked up mining. I build the fortress, but i'm still not done adding to it. I'll add a farm, and a tree-growing dome too. It comes with a dock for my boat also, on the right side. I'm going to adventure more with my boat. Updates soon!

Minecraft!

2010-10-03T13:22:00.001-07:00

Hey! I've recently bought Minecraft, and I think it's tons of fun! I've already started to build a house and a mine.

Here's a picture of when I started

I'm building a house, and adventuring more right now, soon more pics will be added!

You have to burn the rope!

2010-10-01T13:48:00.002-07:00

Here's an amusing game I used to play. A fun game with cool song at the end!

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope

Justin Bieber gets owned!

2010-09-30T18:12:00.000-07:00

Haha, if you're like me and don't like Justin Bieber, you'll love this video!

Call of Duty: Black Ops

2010-09-28T13:24:00.000-07:00

I can't wait for Black Ops to come out! Here are some cool new features for the game, and also a trailer!

Here's the "Wager Matches" trailer

Here's all the weapons, and weapon attachments that will be implemented inside the game!

Assault rifles

Enfield

Famas

Galil

FN FAL

AK-47

Commando

Sniper rifles

L96AW

Dragunov

WA2000

Submachine guns

MP5k

Skorpion

MAC-10

AK74u

PM63

Spectre

Light Machine Guns

HK21

Mini-Gun (obtained from Care Packages)

Shotguns

SPAS

KS-23

Beretta

Ithaca

HK-10

Bows

Crossbow

Pistols

M1911

.357 Magnum

Python

Makerov

CZ75

Launchers

M202A1 “Grim Reaper” Rocket Launcher

RPG-7

China Lake Pump Action Grenade Launcher

Strela

Assault Rifle Attachments

Extended Mags (500CP)

Dual Mag (500CP)

ACOG (750CP)

Red Dot Sight (750CP)

Reflex (750CP)

Masterkey (750 CP)

Flamethrower

Infrared Scope (1000CP)

Grenade Launcher (1000CP)

Suppressor

Pistol Attachments

ACOG (750CP)

Snub Nose (750CP)

Speed Reloader (750CP)

Dual Wield

Upgraded Iron Sights

Lethal Grenades

M67 Frag Grenage

Semtex/Sticky Grenade

Tomahawk

Tactical Grenades

Nova Gas

Willy Pete (Smoke Grenade)

Flash Bang

Concussion

Decoy

Alternate Ammo

Incendiary ‘Dragon’s Breath’ Shotgun Rounds

Explosive Tipped Crossbow Bolts

Equipment

Camera Spike (2000CP)

C4 (2000CP)

Tactical Insertion (2500CP)

Jammer (2500CP)

Motion Sensor (3000CP)

Claymore (3000CP)

Other

Knife

Ballistic Knife

Custom Reticles

Semicircle

Line with dot

Circle

Smiley

Arrows Horizontal

Arrows Vertical

Arrows with dot

Boxes

Burst

Circle within a circle

Circle with dot

Circle with Crosshairs

Circle with inner line

Circle with outer line

Circle with arrows

Circle with triangles

Outer crosshairs

Small crosshairs

Large crosshairs

Diamond

Diamond outline

Heart

Radiation

Skull

Square

Square outline

Star

3 dots

Treyarch

Triangle

Outer triangles

X with dot

yin yang

Camo

Sahara

ERDL

Tiger

Berlin

Warsaw

Siberia

Yukon

Woodland

Dusty

Olive

Flora

2010-09-27T17:46:00.000-07:00

What's on the Hillbilly menu today?

The Hillbilly Menu

Funny Jokes to start off

2010-09-20T20:37:00.000-07:00

Here are some funny one liners!

-I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
-Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men
can fake a whole relationship.
-We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
-We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
-Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
-If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
-The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
-Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
-If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
-My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
-If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
-I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
-If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
-Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
-Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.