Bald Gun Guy Podcast

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 16 – Dubai

Scanline Media — Tue, 28 May 2024 21:55:25 +0000

At long last, we enter the final act of the World of Assassination trilogy: Hitman 3. We're coming for the Illuminati- sorry, I mean Providence- and we're taking no prisoners. But with four members of the organization's leadership to kill, two of whom die this level... how are there going to be five more levels? PLUS a DLC level? What are we going to do for the rest of the game? Well, I guess we'll see.

Next month: Dartmoor, England

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypodcast@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 15 – Himmelstein, Singapore, Siberia (Sniper Assassin)

Scanline Media — Sun, 10 Mar 2024 00:26:55 +0000

We're back to finish this. This episode, we truly end Hitman 2 as we tackle the three Sniper Assassin missions. Three locations, nine targets, an additional forty-five bonus targets. So much to talk about, right? You'd think. But actually, it's a regular length episode, because this mode is kinda empty. But it's so good to be back that we have a great time anyway.

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 14 – Haven Island

Scanline Media — Fri, 05 May 2023 06:17:14 +0000

Truly, a great game is ending on a bit of a whimper. So much life has gotten in the way of recording this ep, and it would be great to be able to come back to talk about the BEST MAP EVER, but... dawg, it's Haven Island. This is a pretty weak map. Still, it's great to get the gang back together.

Next month: Himmelstein, Austria, Hantu Port, Singapore, and Perm-14, Siberia, Russia, the Hitman 2 Sniper Assassin maps

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 13 – New York

Scanline Media — Fri, 11 Nov 2022 23:57:43 +0000

Our crew is headed into extra innings as we pass the regular campaign of Hitman 2 and head into its DLC levels! Don't expect to do any sightseeing here in the Big Apple, though- you're in a big bank and you aren't leaving. Well, you are, I suppose. Hopefully. Don't die here, we've still got a ways to go in our journey!

Next month: Haven Island

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 12 – Isle of Sgàil

Scanline Media — Tue, 20 Sep 2022 17:58:21 +0000

When you say "island getaway," most people imagine... sand, swimsuits, tiki drinks, bright blue water, burning sun. Hold your horses on that, that's not for two more episodes. THIS island getaway is more... dark blue waters, angry waves, sheer cliffs, worn castle walls, and lots of evil rich people. There are almost not enough bullets here to solve this! Almost. Tai figured it out.

Next month: New York City

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 11 – Whittleton Creek

Scanline Media — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 06:57:36 +0000

Y'know, for a peaceful American suburb, Whittleton Creek actually IS... kinda peaceful? Like I guess there is a serial killer living in plain sight. And a former Soviet spymaster, numerous members of the Illuminati, and a former member of the Secret Service. There are secret passages with smuggling tunnels, there's a walk-in vault with an access tunnel lined with trip mines. There's a house with a room smeared with blood unrelated to our visiting hitman. And of course there's a gardener trying to hunt gophers with C4. But overall? More quiet than most fictional suburbs.

Next episode: The Isle of Sgàil

If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypodcast@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 10 – Mumbai

Scanline Media — Fri, 20 May 2022 19:00:00 +0000

The biggest* map in the entire trilogy! Mumbai's attempts to just feel like A City strike a chord with us, but its focus on slums and poverty feels... questionable, to be polite about it. Still, it's got our favorite mission story in the game so far, so we're still pretty hot on it. Well, Matthew and I are. Tai is... unhappy.

*technically not the biggest but don't worry about it

Next episode: Whittleton Creek

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 9 – Santa Fortuna

Scanline Media — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 07:07:22 +0000

The greenest level in the series greets us as we start out with a new cohost! Three targets await in the jungles of Columbia, and the second Hitman of this new trilogy remains excellent in its execution. Re-enter the World of Assassination with us.

Next episode: Mumbai

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 8 – Miami

Scanline Media — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 05:49:21 +0000

And now we venture into Hitman 2 proper with its first real level, Miami. While you may think of beaches and amusement parks when you think of Florida, our visit to the sun-bleached state has us attending an open-wheel race. Still, there's plenty of sun, vibrant colors, and mayhem to be had.

Next episode: Columbia

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 7 – Hawke’s Bay

Scanline Media — Fri, 05 Nov 2021 06:53:58 +0000

Welcome back, 47. I hope you've enjoyed your time off. It's time to hit men. 2. I'm sorry, I'm no Dianna, that was a bit rough. But I'm sure I'll get accustomed to the role soon enough. We're starting up Hitman 2 with its bite-sized tutorial mission, Nightcall, set in scenic Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. I hope you brought your swimsuit. Or something.

Next episode: Miami

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 6 – Hokkaido

Scanline Media — Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:30:14 +0000

It's time to close out Hitman 2016. This time, we're headed to a private hospital for a level that has perhaps been overhyped for Ryan, but we're still excited to talk about. The last hurrah before we head into Hitman 2.

Next month: Hawke's Bay

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 5 – Colorado

Scanline Media — Tue, 03 Aug 2021 20:06:35 +0000

Taking a trip to the family farm is the best choice we could have made. We're not sure WHERE in Colorado we are. In fact, apparently the two missions set in Colorado, while using the same map, canonically take place in two UNRELATED militia-controlled Colorado farms. Kinda makes you wonder what's up with the Centennial State, doesn't it? Let me tell you: some damn fine Hitman, that's what.

Next month: Hokkaido

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 4 – Bangkok

Scanline Media — Mon, 05 Jul 2021 03:29:03 +0000

The drums alone are not enough, sadly. We all came into this level with fond memories of our time with it, but it turns out that when we really focused in on it, Bangkok wasn't ready for that level of scrutiny. There's too much empty space, too much repeated space, and nobody likes realizing they've been climbing the wrong tower this whole time.

Next episode: Colorado.

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 3 – Marrakesh

Scanline Media — Wed, 02 Jun 2021 06:25:38 +0000

It's another sprawling map on this month's Bald Gun Guy Podcast... but this one actually has focus? It also has Yuri Lowenthal voicing a ton of POCs, though, which is =\ Between A Gilded Cage and A House Built on Sand, Morocco gives us plenty to talk about.

Next month: Bangkok

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 2 – Sapienza

Scanline Media — Wed, 28 Apr 2021 19:42:58 +0000

Good to see you again, 47. We're sending you to Italy- a seaside town called "Sapienza," to be precise. You won't find it on any maps, leading some to refer to it as a "fictional" town. Nevertheless, beautiful vistas and classic Italian architecture await you in the most expansive location you've visited yet. The only question is, is there enough there to fill that space? Good luck.

Next month: Marrakesh

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 1 – Paris

Scanline Media — Wed, 17 Mar 2021 05:36:31 +0000

Welcome back, 47. I hear Paris is lovely this time of year. Most times of year, actually: that's the annoying thing about Paris. We're sending you to a fashion show in hopes that you'll "bring the house down." That's in quotes to imply that we want you to murder some people. On this episode of the Bald Gun Guy Podcast: a model, an auction, a fireworks display, a battle axe blunder, and more.

Next month: Sapienza!

If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at baldgunguypod@gmail.com!

Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 0 – ICA Training Facility

Scanline Media — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 19:15:43 +0000

Welcome to the ICA, initiate. This is the latest Scanline Media podcast, where Ryan, Six, and Tai play through Hitman's World of Assassination trilogy, one level at a time. For our episode zero, we're playing the ICA Training Facility, and its two parts: the Freeform Training and the Final Test. Last one to choke a mechanic is a rotten egg!

Next episode: Paris. See you next month.