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Nye nye nye nye nye!

2012-05-25T14:42:00.002+08:00

Hello, Internet! My mamma is currently up to her neck in work and her in study and even though she’ll be on a loooooooooong leave starting tomorrow, she said she still don’t think she can blog much. Poor mamma so tired that last night when I woke her up to feed me, she couldn’t get up at all! Thank God daddy heard me and straight away prepared my formula but daddy’s formula not as nice as

Mission: To write something in 10 minutes ONLY

2012-05-22T09:42:00.000+08:00

Here I am taking 10 minutes of my busy life to jot down something that I have been struggling since I add “MOTHER” to my life resume. TIME. Ever since I’m back to work, TIME is my biggest enemy. If I have too much work, I bring work home (because I don’t want to stay back), but as a result I don’t get to spend time much with my son. If I priorities my evening with my son, I won’t have

NO SHIT?!

2012-05-15T19:48:00.000+08:00

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Develop the photos I've taken and frame it [TICKED]

2012-05-13T23:58:00.000+08:00

FAB FRIDAY!

2012-05-11T11:16:00.000+08:00

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What's That White Stain On Your Shirt?

2012-05-10T15:53:00.002+08:00

I am very concern. Very concern. If I don’t, MOMMY PARANOID OVER SMALLEST THING wouldn’t be my middle name. When Kaisan first discovered his fists and how yummilicious it seemed for him to suck those cute chubby little dimpled fists, we were like, AWWWW! Then followed by NIAGARA FALLS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR WATER BACK DROOLFEST. He was drooling like his saliva pipe just got burst and nothing

Is what you share online putting you and your family at risk?

2012-05-10T08:38:00.001+08:00

I don’t blog/Tweet about: 1. Work (Where I’m working, what I’m working as, salary, colleagues, activities done –Anything related to my job) 2. The details on what’s going on in my marriage and my family (I only write a snippet of it like the jokes we shared or the dumb funny things we do. Sensitive issues, I blocked it with password protection) 3. The holidays I’m planning to take (I only

Goodbye Bloody-Long-Maternity-Leave. Hello, Monday-till-Friday 8am-4pm at the office.

2012-05-09T20:09:00.000+08:00

I’m back at work! Why, yes. Yes, I do miss my son. But actually those who miss him more than I do are Miss Right Boobs and Miss Left Boobs. I am still breastfeeding and so every lunch time, I rush back to my son to release the throbbing OH MY GOD WHY MUST IT BE SO PAINFUL boobs. I cannot pump in the office. The idea itself makes me more uncomfortable than shaking hands with a baboon. Where to

Love it when you talk that talk to me yeah...

2012-05-09T11:36:00.000+08:00

Hair: Oh hey there Red One! Long time no see! [GUFFAW] See? Get it? Long time no SEE? [GUFFAW] Coz you know… you’re a prescription glasses? And you S-E-E? Red Prescription Glasses: I see YOU haven’t change. Still crazy? Hair: AL-WAYS! Hey I thought you’re retired? Red Prescription Glasses: I thought so too… [GRUMBLE] My NEW replacement went MIA and so the Master pulled me out from

NO MOTHER’S DAY!

2012-05-06T21:27:00.000+08:00

Mother’s Day is coming soon and as a new mother, I am NOT CELEBRATING MOTHER’S DAY. I am celebrating NO MOTHER’S DAY. So, on Mother’s Day, I won’t be accepting calls or emails or updating my Twitter or Facebook or text or Whatsapp or blogging. On 13th Mei, I choose to go silence, receive no gifts or giving out gifts. My absence is my way of showing everyone around me, how mothers

Ninja Kaisan!

2012-05-05T19:25:00.000+08:00

Really have no time to blog. Gah! I have to start sorting my timetable for everything!  nuffnang_bid = "c81b55c825d764ae5d6cbfc4a42ae918";

This-or-That Beauty Whatchamacallit.

2012-05-04T22:02:00.001+08:00

I don’t mean to discriminate against gender preferences but I seriously think men who will read this post will combust with boredom. Out of the blue, I was tagged by Miss Makeupgeek to do the This-or-That Beauty Tag. OoOookay… I don’t wear makeup much because I decided that my makeup skill is at par with a 3 year old, I just use the basic to cover some scars on me face. And I have almost zero

My Weekend Men -FAB FRIDAY

2012-05-04T00:00:00.000+08:00

The hubster bought me these 3 super delicious men to help me with my addiction with The Avengers movie [I WANT TO WATCH THE AVENGERS A GAZILLION TRILLION TIME UNTIL MY EYEBALLS BLEED!!!]. So ladies, this long weekend, I'm snuggling with these hunky hubba hubba! Yes, including Patrick the dog!  nuffnang_bid = "c81b55c825d764ae5d6cbfc4a42ae918";

Sneak Peak: The New Member in Running Man

2012-05-03T23:14:00.000+08:00

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What? 3 months already? What has changed?

2012-05-01T00:07:00.000+08:00

1. As of today, I’ve lost 8kg. From weighing the same as a female humpback whale (63kg), I am now 55kg; sharing the same weight as a water buffalo. I have 8kg to go before I reach my optimum weight (if you happen to weight 55kg and above, I meant you no insult **koff*whale!*koff**) 2. In midst of chaos, I can stay calm and think straight while at the same time come up with lighting speed

FIST BUMP FRIDAY!

2012-04-27T03:20:00.000+08:00

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Brain? What brain?

2012-04-24T16:35:00.001+08:00

I had a brain. Once. Then I become a mom and I lost it somewhere among my son’s dirty diapers and my 961 shirts that has been puked on. If you’re a mom (especially a new mom) maybe you can relate to some of the brainless incidents that I experienced lately. Behold; MOMMY BRAIN SYNDROME: 1. Had a major cardiac arrest when I went into the room and stared at my son’s empty crib. OH MY GOD WHERE

SIMPLY THE BEST IS SIMPLY EATON!

2012-04-23T21:42:00.000+08:00

Few weeks ago, I received an email invitation from the owner of Simply Eaton Restaurant & Catering to try out the food at their restaurant. Honestly, I have never heard of Simply Eaton before and I was quite surprised to know that it has been operating in Miri for close to 3 years. Either I don’t go out much or I am one hell of an obtuse Mirian. Or both. Right. Situated near Permyjaya Mall

FAB FRIDAY

2012-04-20T16:44:00.000+08:00

Weekend is here! Time to take out the recipe book and cook something special for the family! Here, I made Curry Noodle! My first time ever and it turned out AB-SO-LUTE-LY DELICIOUS!  nuffnang_bid = "c81b55c825d764ae5d6cbfc4a42ae918";

This message is brought to you by a sleep deprived zombie mom.

2012-04-19T21:37:00.000+08:00

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30 Things I Have Learned in My 30 Years of Life

2012-04-15T00:00:00.002+08:00

1. I do not THINK I can cook. I KNOW I can cook and I’m pretty awesome at it. 2. Blogging is cheaper than therapy. 3. I follow and live in my own rules. It gets me into trouble more often than not but the satisfaction and liberation of following my own rules makes any consequences worth it. 4. Broken hearts do mend. 5. Makeups and perfumes will never go out of style. 6. I will probably

A SUPER FAB FRIDAY!

2012-04-13T09:27:00.000+08:00

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Love The Way I Whine

2012-04-11T01:47:00.000+08:00

Remember my crazy water retention when I was pregnant? The one that gave me major pain in the ass Carpal Tunnel for months? The one that forced me to wear wrist braces that made people think I was a professional bowling player? Yeah, that one. People said once I give birth, it would be gone. Like, poof! Poof? More like PFFFFT!!! Okay, yes, my hands are no longer swollen but it is still

Crouching Baby Hidden Hair

2012-04-10T09:46:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my exotic hairless head. Mock me and I will hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS! [Insert Dr. Evil laughter] nuffnang_bid = "c81b55c825d764ae5d6cbfc4a42ae918";

Dear Readers

2012-04-10T05:28:00.040+08:00

Of all the days for me to be seen and greeted by silent readers of this blog, why must it be on the day that I look like a white-back female gorilla who just been dragged out of a burning refugee camp screaming, “MY BANANA! BAAAANAAAANAAAAANAAAANAAAA!” When a reader came up to say hi and said he reads my blog last week, I was flattered. Thank you, you. I appreciate it but with my hair greasy