Bankshot Comics

Larry King rambles To Captain America

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:00:00 PST

I don't know if I've mentioned this since lunch, but I really have nothing but disdain for Bill O'Reilly.

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Awful Sex Injuries — new Cracked column

Brendan McGinley — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:37:53 PST

I have the best job in the non-making-love-to-Raquel-Welch-circa-1961-for-money world, and this week it's all about the horrible things that occur to your genitals that aren't viruses and bacteria:...

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Tony Stark Gave The Avengers Herpes

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:00:00 PST

Back when I was at Wizard and knew nothing about either lettering or comedy, my buddy Jairo would pass me random comic panels he had pulled for the magazine. I'd remix them, and we'd have a good...

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Endangeredspecies1

Brendan McGinley — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:00:00 PST

Hey, look! I wrote this for HadronColliderScope, and Michael Bramley drew it. Read the whole thing. He also says ridiculously nice things about me.

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Skate tricks, weird film GIFs, celebrity pratfalls & pretty dames to fall in love with

Brendan McGinley — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:37:38 PST

If that isn't a "click here" bouquet, I don't know what is. The last of my MTV Clutch articles are up, meaning you get five articles on the joys of the internet, including one that never made it to...

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Lohan posing sexily for other magazines

Brendan McGinley — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:37:13 PST

I wrote and 'shopped this for National Lampoon last year and it's finally up. Copied it below as well. Few joys on God's earth compare to the delight of seeing a woman naked for the first third any...

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Snapper Carr Is The Most Dangerous Man Alive

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:00:00 PST

Five reasons to love Archer’s Lana Kane

Brendan McGinley — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 07:07:49 PST

I haven't formally announced it but for a quiet note on the About page, but I've taken a job at CBS running Man Cave Daily. Today I wrote a piece about why you should lust after Lana Kane, but not as...

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Spider Man Uses His Head

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:00:00 PST

We all know Peter Parker could have used a clone.

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Bruce Lee is boundlessly cool

Brendan McGinley — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:44:56 PST

There's lots of movie tough guys, but they're either quietly dorks (Schwarzenegger), douchebags (Seagal), or dummies (Norris). Bruce Lee, though...man, that is one cool cat. Here's the king of all...

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Nixon slaps Kennedy

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:00:00 PST

Everybody Jack Kirby drew looked like Nixon. It was a victory for Kirby when he drew a dame that didn't have Strangulation Hands. But it's kind of funny how much that little guy looks like Kennedy.

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Unpatriotic Talk

Brendan McGinley — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:00:00 PST

Patriot's secret origin is that he's actually five of the world's most powerful politicos who joyride an avatar, but it records each of their personalities and memories so that he's the sum of his...

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The Year in Bastardry 2011

Brendan McGinley — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:00:36 PST

New Cracked column to close out the year for you, though I think they're calling it "The Nine Biggest Bastards of 2011," which will surely rile everyone who thinks X doesn't belong in the company of...

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That Genteel Bastard

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:00:00 PST

Happy Sketchy Saturday and/or New Year's Eve. These were some of my drawings and designs for the Cracked column banner. You can see the final version that these sketches became on my Cracked archive...

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Lead By Example

Brendan McGinley — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 21:00:00 PST

Say what you will about Patriot, the man has incredible abs. Like, even for a superhero. I was working from such an old script when I lettered this, Shock & Awe were still one person called...

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NY Post and I only agree on one thing

Brendan McGinley — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:41:55 PST

And it's not the superiority of the Giants. That piece on sexy schoolgirl music videos that I wrote for Maxim's Dirty Briefs landed on Page Six of the New York Post, because Lady Jenn is going...

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Mauro Vargas Final Hannibal Design

Brendan McGinley — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:00:00 PST

And that's that! Our final version, ready to kill, never to say die. Have a fun weekend.

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Juggalos behaving like animals, animals behaving like Juggalos

Brendan McGinley — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:33:35 PST

Two new posts over at MTV Clutch: 7 Brutally Funny GIFs Of Animals Being Jerks, and Top 5 Most Triumphant Juggalo Moments Of 2011. Why does Mozart look the most high of the three? Original text below...

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Profiles in Manlitude: Marvel Whiteside “Jack” Parsons

Brendan McGinley — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:40:07 PST

I love what I do, but it's not rocket science. It's more like magic. And that's why I love Jack Parsons, who did both while taking a pro-civil liberties stance. If you want to read about one of the...

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Painful Truths And Shamed Recruits

Brendan McGinley — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:00:00 PST

You ever notice how yellow, blue and red this team is? I tried to color The Bug green in my misguided effort to follow Rocio's path (ugh...look back at those pages now and can only thank goodness...

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