<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>

<rdf:RDF
  xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"
  xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
  xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
  xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"
  xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"
  xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/">

<channel rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/">
<title>Banterist</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/</link>
<description>A weblog that tends to be a shade wittier.</description>
<dc:language>en-us</dc:language>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<dc:date>2012-09-04T13:21:59-05:00</dc:date>
<admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.movabletype.org/?v=4.32-en" />

<cc:license rdf:resource="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd-nc/1.0/" />


<items>
<rdf:Seq>
<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000723.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000722.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000721.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000720.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000718.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000717.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000716.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000715.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000714.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000713.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000712.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000711.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000710.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000709.html" />

<rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000708.html" />
</rdf:Seq>
</items>

</channel>


<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000723.html">
<title>Welcome to My Terribly Neglected Blog</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000723.html</link>
<description>HUMBUG! I have not updated this sucker since August 2011 when my second book came out. Even before that it...</description>
<dc:subject>Banterist</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2012-09-04T13:21:59-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000722.html">
<title>The Trailer for the Book</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000722.html</link>
<description> This is the trailer for my new book. You didn&apos;t used to have to do trailers for books, but...</description>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-08-02T16:37:38-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000721.html">
<title>One Week To Book Release / Debt Ceiling Debacle</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000721.html</link>
<description> This is my book. It comes out August 2nd. It is a nonpartisan look at politics in the U.S.A....</description>
<dc:subject>Work</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-07-26T21:37:45-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000720.html">
<title>Piña Colada Song 2011</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000720.html</link>
<description>I felt compelled to adapt Rupert Holmes&apos;s &quot;Piña Colada Song&quot; for modern times. And I don&apos;t see why he doesn&apos;t,...</description>
<dc:subject>Music</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-07-20T13:46:05-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000718.html">
<title>Your Vacation In Iceland</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000718.html</link>
<description>Congratulations! You&apos;ve just purchased your airline tickets and are committed to a vacation in the truly remarkable country of Iceland....</description>
<dc:subject>Travel</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-05-02T13:42:43-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000717.html">
<title>How To Book A Hotel Room In Iceland</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000717.html</link>
<description> Go to the hotel&apos;s website. It was designed in the late 1990s but it should have room rate information...</description>
<dc:subject>Travel</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-04-12T10:12:20-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000716.html">
<title>Odyssey Dawn Belongs On Charlie Sheen&apos;s Sofa</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000716.html</link>
<description>Odyssey Dawn sounds like a porn star name. I&apos;m not quite sure why they went that route. It seems to...</description>
<dc:subject>In The News</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-03-22T10:43:15-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000715.html">
<title>A Primer In Politics For The Incredibly Disenchanted</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000715.html</link>
<description> Alas, I&apos;m afraid my blog is more neglected than one of Charlie Sheen&apos;s children. There are several reasons. Babies,...</description>
<dc:subject>Work</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-03-08T16:20:14-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000714.html">
<title>In Anticipation of Emancipation</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000714.html</link>
<description> I recently updated to the newest Photoshop and it&apos;s so much better! I was able to make this in...</description>
<dc:subject>Politics</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-02-21T13:30:14-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000713.html">
<title>Spitting Booty Cheddar</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000713.html</link>
<description>A little short with Malcom in the Middle regular Gary Anthony Williams, Tommy Smeltzer and me. Spitting Booty Cheddar from...</description>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-12-21T14:37:24-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000712.html">
<title>I Am An Expert On France</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000712.html</link>
<description>In case you were unaware, French highways become parking lots during the summer. Especially in the south of France. Especially...</description>
<dc:subject>Travel</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-09-08T10:09:22-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000711.html">
<title>Learn to Speak German</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000711.html</link>
<description>A downloadable PDF for your office breakroom, college dormitory or constabulary.</description>
<dc:subject>Breakroom</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-06-15T11:15:37-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000710.html">
<title>Google Presents An Exciting Business Opportunity</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000710.html</link>
<description>My wife and I had been talking for a long time about a start-up business. We&apos;d been looking for something...</description>
<dc:subject>Marketing</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-06-08T09:32:00-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000709.html">
<title>A Business That Caters To Uncovered Wangs</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000709.html</link>
<description>Spotted this in Brooklyn while looking for White Guy Legal Services.
</description>
<dc:subject>New York</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-06-07T10:35:58-05:00</dc:date>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000708.html">
<title>Grammar Cop: Steady Doesn&apos;t It</title>
<link>http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000708.html</link>
<description>Banterist Department of Corrections</description>
<dc:subject>Grammar Cop</dc:subject>
<dc:creator>Brian Sack</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-06-03T14:18:26-05:00</dc:date>
</item>


</rdf:RDF>