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Ok, so this is not erotic...

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:36:17 GMT

I wrote this story for my boyfriend as a Christmas present. He has wanted me to publish/submit it. I just finished sharing it with a very dear friend and she was moved to tears and I am looking for feedback on this...as always...this is my personal work and cannot be used without express permission.

THE PROMISE

The Maker of Souls was looking down from above to check on His creations. While He loved all of His children, as He liked to refer to them, those that were of particular interest to Him were the ones He had created with the intent of joining together. These souls were special to Him and it was only when He would see these unique creatures in danger that He would intervene so that they could find their way to one another and be saved.

At the moment, there were two souls he was deeply worried about; they were His two favorite children. Before being sent to the Earth, these two souls delighted all of the heavens with their antics. They had played together in the Maker’s workshop, which was more like a garden of simple delights. They would flit and flutter from flower to flower, floating through the air with the regal monarchs. They would soar together across beautiful blue skies singing along to the songs of the birds that chirped melodies of love and beauty. They would giggle in delirious happiness as they rolled down emerald green hills of grass with the bunny rabbits tumbling along beside them. Their laughter was infectious to all those around them as they frolicked happily through each new day. Never before had the children of the Maker been more purely intended; yes, these two were truly special.

It filled the Maker with great sadness when it came time to send the first of these two delights down to the Earth, separating them from one another. He had always known this time would come though. There were things on Earth that the boy was needed for and no other soul could accomplish what he was needed for. There was no choice. The girl cried desperately as she watched her mate being sent away from her. She was nearly inconsolable. The only comfort the Maker could give to her was the promise that they would again unite one day and that it would be upon the Earth as man and woman. He told the girl, “When I created you, I made you especially for the boy. The boy is going to be challenged all through his life and these challenges will put his heart and soul at great risk should he become cynical or untrusting.”

With tears of comprehension in her eyes the girl, so completely devastated at the thought of her boy becoming such, asked in a hoarse whisper, “How is it possible for such a beautiful soul to be tarnished by such ugly things?”

The Maker gently stroked the girl’s hair and wiped away a tear that had fallen upon her cheek. He explained, “Sometimes it is the only way a soul can protect itself; but in so doing it also puts itself in dire jeopardy of being forever lost.”

New tears of despair fell from the girl’s eyes and she sobbed to think that her boy could be forever lost. “What will happen Father?”

The Maker placed His hands firmly on the girl’s shoulders, both calming and forcing her to look up at Him, “That is what I created you for my Beauty. You are the boy’s soul mate and the boy is your soul mate. I’ve promised you that I will bring the two of you back together. It is a promise that cannot be broken. Keep in mind though, that only the two of you can ensure that you stay together.”

“Father…” the girl began.

“Shhhh Beauty, allow me to continue,” the Maker gently hushed the angst-ridden girl. “I’ve made you a promise and now I need for you to listen very carefully and then make me a promise as well.” The girl remained silent, but nodded her head solemnly to indicate her absolute and undivided attention. “My beautiful child, it is not going to be easy once you find one another. There will be hurdles that you’ll need to jump and walls that will need to be scaled. There will be mountains that will have to be moved and even painful compromises will be made. Your life will be difficult as well, and while you will both have been through your own proverbial hells, you are the one who is going to have to have a stronger faith in the truth of your souls. The boy will know the truth as well as you do, but he will be skeptical. He will test the strength of your belief, but you must never give up; should you do so, all will be lost forever. The promise I ask of you is not one to be made lightly and at times it will be difficult to keep…”

“Father…” the girl pleaded quietly, “I would do anything if you would just lead the boy back to me.”

The Maker looked tenderly upon the girl and after a moment of silence He spoke, “What I ask of you is to always believe, hope, cherish and love. Without fail.” The Father paused a moment before continuing, “Beauty, can you promise me these things?”

Looking up at the Maker with a mixture of fear, joy and adoration the girl’s voice trembled with the strength of her conviction as she responded to the question, “Father, I promise. I promise to always love and cherish the boy. I promise to always love and cherish the gift you’ve bestowed upon us. I promise to never, ever give up hope and that no matter what my belief in this truth will never fail.” The Maker felt a tear fall to His own cheek. The absolute devotion in this girl’s soul could be felt as she made her promise. He was humbled by His very own creation.

As years passed, the girl sat patiently at the Maker’s feet. Together they watched the boy grow from a fetus to young man full of life. He was handsome, funny and mischievous; just as he had been when he was playing with the girl in their Father’s workshop. Often the girl would express her disbelief that her boy would become so disenchanted later in his life. The Maker would, at these times, would remind her that life was not always nice and that it is the kind and gentle souls that were in the greatest danger should the cruelty of others befall them. Of course, this would often lead the girl into great discourses on the importance of always believing and following what one knows to be true in ones own heart and soul, rather than always listening to the logic of the brain. The Maker never failed in smiling down upon her because He knew that no matter what befell this beautiful girl upon the Earth she would never break her promise. He knew that once they were reunited, the girl would always be true to the boy – for it was the boy that was her heart and soul.

******

The Maker finally sent the girl down to humanity. Much of her life was filled with the sort of betrayals that would turn a lesser soul to stone. While she never truly learned to trust in anyone, there was something inside of her that always believed that there was somebody out there that she could give all of herself to without fear; somebody that had the key to unlock the doors to the deepest parts of her inner sanctums; somebody that already knew her inside and out and would fill in the empty places that nobody else had ever found a way to reach into. It was just a matter of whether or not she’d ever find him that she questioned and as she got older, she questioned that hope more and more. Still, there was something that

would not allow her to fully give up on her soul’s most secret yearnings. That something would find its way to her in the sublime moments of the sweet slumber where she would hold the dream tenderly close to her, keeping it safe and warm within the very fiber of her essence. That something was the boy’s soul.

The boy experienced much more happiness than the girl had; but he’d also had many more hopes and dreams shattered by people and circumstances that had been beyond his control. He became jaded by these things and found great difficulty in trusting himself to believe in the purity of anybody else’s heart and soul. The fear of further heartbreak and betrayal threatened his very existence. But, like the girl, there was something keeping him from giving in to the pessimism that he could, by all rights, allow to take him over completely. That something was the girl’s soul. Each night as the boy would drift off to sleep he would feel the girl close to him, gently soothing him with her caressing fingers gliding across his skin. His soul felt her near and would go in search of her under the cloak of darkness, with the stars to light his way.

The Maker watched as His two favorite children dreamt of one another, neither possessing the knowledge that they were merely a breath away from one another. “Yes,” He thought to Himself, “it is indeed time to intervene.” It never ceased to amaze Him how oblivious souls could be to one another once they were given human form; these two have lived next door to one another for nearly 5 years. At least the close proximity would make His job a bit easier.

The first nudge was to the boy. It was a beautiful early summer day and he was sitting on his front step when the girl came driving around the corner. As she slowed down to pull into her driveway, she smiled and waved at the boy. His heart skipped a beat. He knew that smile. For a moment he knew delirious happiness. He pushed it away though; he did not want to interfere in the seemingly happy life the girl had created for herself. The boy told himself that he would be happy just being able to see the girl smile and wave at him again every once in a while.

The girl did not realize what had just happened. She couldn’t forget the seemingly insignificant moment either. Seeing the boy sitting on his front step wearing the black sleeveless t-shirt and painter pants with that smile on his face left her curiosity about him growing along with the rising heat of the summer. She couldn’t get him

out of her head and when she was alone with her thoughts she would watch out her window in hopes of catching a glimpse of this man that intrigued her as no other ever had before. She found herself wishing that he would be looking out his window for her as well.

The Maker shook His head in disbelief as He watched these two beautiful creatures torment themselves. Another nudge was needed. It was early autumn before the perfect opportunity presented itself – a delightfully crisp morning. There had been a dusting of an early snow, twinkling like the glitter from an angel’s wing, covering the ground and vehicles. The boy was already outside brushing the snow from his car when he heard the girl emerge from her house. Unable to resist, he turned to look at her and was immediately captivated. All at once his arms dropped to his sides and, “You are so beautiful,” came tumbling from his lips before he could stop himself.

The girl’s breath felt trapped inside of her. A migrating swarm of butterflies had found their winter home in her stomach and her heart was racing like a stampeding herd of wild stallions. She was so flustered that she could barely utter a thank you before getting in her car and driving away as the boy stood there motionless, wishing with all his heart and soul that he could have her all to himself until the end of time. As the girl looked into her rearview mirror and saw the boy still standing there she felt those empty places inside of her filling up with warmth and light for the very first time, “So are you,” she whispered as a single tear of joy fell to her cheek.

*****

More than a year has passed since the Maker has fulfilled His promise to the girl. The girl continues to keep her promise to Him and with each passing day her hope and belief in the truth grows stronger. With each passing day the girl loves and cherishes the boy more than she did the day before. And every night as her fingers glide across the boy’s back, her heart and soul overflowing with joyful bliss, she thanks Him for the precious gift He has blessed them with.

Follow up to last story

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:54:52 GMT

So I gave the man his gift. He liked the story, but actually offered some editorial commentary (I'm not sure how to take that since it was a gift to him, but I always welcome constructive criticism of my work).

I want to ask you readers your opinion on his suggestions:

1. At the end of the 4th paragraph where I talk about just one more spasm to hold me over until we had time to properly fuck, he suggested that I add something in there about life's demands and finding that time because it is something everybody can relate to.

2. In the last line of the story he suggested adding something along the lines of "and if you could just make those 5 minutes stand still it would be like we were in heaven" or something like that.

I feel the story may lose its feel if I make such changes, but I am not certain and wanted to get some feedback.

If you need to, go back and read http://barbiebaby09.livejournal.com/35698.html the entry again and then let me know your opinion on whether there should be changes or not.

Thank you in advance!

Disney's take on menstruation

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:47:03 GMT

http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/walt-disneys-the-story-of-menstruation-299748.php?autoplay=trueWatch

I received this via email from a dear friend...whom I miss VERY much...

I am not going to comment on this at this point in time...I'd rather hear you comment!

One complete, albeit short, story for the man I love

barbiebaby09 — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:08:11 GMT

Five minutes, that's all I need baby. Just five. Please? In five minutes we could accomplish so much.

In five minutes we could lie naked together kissing and touching. I still get butterflies in my stomach when you kiss me so soft and tender like that. While we're kissing our hands could be sliding across one another's skin - me feeling the goosebumps popping up under the straying of my fingers across your smooth back; your fingers slowly circling around the tattoo at the back of my neck that marks me as your Beauty for all of time. Can you hear the moan escape my lips from this seemingly simple intimacy that says oh so much?

In five minutes I could take your cock into my mouth and give you a mind blowing blow job. Yes baby, just lie there and take what I have to give you - my hot mouth and silky tongue lavishing praise upon your very deserving dick just the way you like it....nice and slow and sweet until you can't take anymore and you grab the hair at the back of my head and ram your cock deep into my throat so that you can aim your load right into my hungry stomach.

In five minutes you could sink your magic fingers into my dripping pussy while your mouth clamps down on my nipple for a little early afternoon nibble. You know that it is as if your fingers cast a spell upon my hot snatch when we are short on time. Snap your fingers and you'll be able to feel my body stiffen at the whim of your digits. Oh yes...oh don't stop baby...just give me one more spasm to hold me over until we have time to properly fuck each other.

And baby? In five minutes you could take me in your arms and never let me go.

I'm Back

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:04:01 GMT

It has been quite a while since I've done any posting. My life took a crazy turn and writing was put upon the back burner. Now that things are smoothing out I am beginning to write again. I've unlocked the journal and it is open once again to the public and for subscription.

A BIG thank you to all of you who did not abandon me while I was on hiatus! I am so happy to be able to get back to what I love doing - writing and talking about sex and erotica! Look for something wonderfully sexy to come your way soon!

Love,
Barbie

P.S.

To those of you out there with comments and requests for link exchanges...I promise that by the end of this weekend I will respond to all!

Christmas Card Time

barbiebaby09 — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:26:00 GMT

Hi folks! It is that time of year again when I am getting my list of addresses together for Christmas cards. If you have moved or are new to my list and would like to exchange Christmas cards, send me an email with your current address and full name. Let me know if you want mine as well and I will send you my info.

Men, pay attention

barbiebaby09 — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:03:55 GMT

How to tempt, tease and make a woman beg

One for the ladies

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:58:42 GMT

Men in Underwear

Yum!!!!

Outrageous: Fed guidelines suggest delaying sex until you're 30

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:31:49 GMT

OMFG!!! What next????

If you're single and under 30, new federal Health and Human Services recommendations include steering clear of sex.

That's right. Abstinence education is working sooooo well with teens that those who pledge to preserve their virginity actually do wait a year or two longer for intercourse than their peers, but then when they can't hold back anymore, they don't bother with safer sex because they have no idea it even exists. And then they transmit infections and become pregnant.

Noting this successful result of teen abstinence non-education, the federal government has decided to allocate 50 million dollars to state programs that want to force it on adults, too.

This has to be a joke. But it isn't:

Govt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

If you're single and in your 20s, the federal government wants you to steer clear of sex.

That's the new guidance for states under the Department of Health and Human Services' $50 million Abstinence Education Program. HHS officials say it's not a requirement - just another option for states to combat what they call an alarming rise in out-of-wedlock births.

Gee, folks, maybe we could try birth control?

This is so wrong on so many levels, I'm sputtering.

Related...

[Sex Drive Daily]

There were some good things this week

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:12:15 GMT

*sigh* Okay, the week was shit as far as weeks go. A computer crash will kill you every time. I’m totally sleep deprived, but told hubby that we’d be sleeping in tomorrow and that he’d better not even joke about setting the alarm! He giggled and said, “I think about 8 a.m. would be good,” as I was getting up and I leaned over and playfully bit him on the arm and told him that was just a small demonstration of the hell he would suffer if he pursued this. LMAO! It was cute. He has had another week from hell as well. His BOD is climbing up his ass again. He told me this a.m. that he has at least 30 hours of work to do over the weekend. *sigh*

Okay…time for at least 5, and hopefully 10, good things that happened this week:

1. Hubby actually told me I looked great on Monday – without any provocation. *does happy dance*

2. Hubby learned how to use YouSendIt

3. I bought lots of ice cream!

4. I did early voting and did NOT vote for Hastert!!!!

5. I went out to lunch with my Mom and my Aunt on Monday

6. We went to my Mom’s for pizza on Tuesday and watched Dancing with the Stars *swoons over how Mario Lopez can move that body*

7. I’m currently listening to Train doing a cover of Ramble On.

8. My neighbor man gave me a CD mix titled “Romantic Oldies.” *grin* I must say though that not all of the songs were what I would consider an oldie, but that could be because, as far as my girls are concerned, I am getting old.

9. I IM’d with my darling woman-child for a while last night. She is doing well and may even be coming home for Thanksgiving. *does another happy dance*

10. I made it to 10 good things…

11. Last one for good measure, one of my LJ friends is an amazing man and his posts never fail to make me feel alive, understood, not alone, thoughtful, or any myriad other things…they make me feel and that is the point – this is good!

Quick update...I'm still alive and kicking

barbiebaby09 — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:06:22 GMT

Whoa! This is exciting. Ignore the boing boing shit...this is the # of links to this page!!! OMG!
___________________________

No, I have not dropped off the face of the earth. My life has been crazy! I've had little time for life's pleasures. No reading; no writing; no website design; almost no blogging; little TV (I am taping everything and we watch on Friday or Saturday night - this is about our only down time).

Yesterday I had a major computer crash and I lost over 3800 songs and 1500+ pictures. I am lucky that all my client information, financial data and writing was all backed up remotely. Still, the losses sting like crazy! There is no way I can replace some of the lost pictures and as for the music, while it would be possible, not all of it is really going to be recovered. Such is life and as hubby said, "If only I could be satisfied." It is my fault that I lost an entire hard drive; I just had to have more, more, more. In all my years of digging around inside the innards of a computer, I've never lost a single byte of data - until yesterday. I suppose that is a good thing and that we all get burned at some point; still...

I am thinking of all of you and holding you near!

Sweet...errr...wet dreams to you all!

No means fucking NO!!!

barbiebaby09 — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:24:12 GMT

This is fucking shit!

This is perhaps one of the scariest rulings I've ever seen:

An appellate court said Maryland's rape law is clear -- no doesn't mean no when it follows a yes and intercourse has begun.

A three-judge panel of the Court of Special Appeals Monday threw out a rape conviction saying that a trial judge in Montgomery County erred when he refused to answer the jury's question on that very point.

The appeals court said that when the jury asked the trial judge if a woman could withdraw her consent after the start of sex, the jury should have been told she could not. The ruling said the law is not ambiguous and is a tenet of common-law.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

So ladies, once it's in, it's in. Ain't nothing you can do about it. Changed your mind? Suck it up. He's hurting you? Oh, sorry--should have thought of that before. After all, it's not like your body is yours or anything. Jeez.

[Feministing]

Boo!

barbiebaby09 — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:46:44 GMT

barbiebaby09's Halloween party:

adamsfig dressed as Orlando Bloom's father.
amama_in_ga dressed as Optimus Prime.
angelfallentear dressed as a goblin.
apeystar dressed as a outfielder for the Pirates, though it looked more like a quarterback for the Ravens.
barbie_zasada dressed as Bruce Willis.
comixtracer dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Judith.
craigclevenger dressed as William Henry Harrison.
cumfountain dressed as Captain Picard from "Star Trek".
death_peach dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Vulgar Bandit.
femmehedoniste dressed as the equator.
hrny_bitch05 gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the love child of Tobey Maguire and Queen Elizabeth.
jackhungsmooth dressed as a 1990's grunge child.
jackonefun dressed as a character from "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith".
lady_nikola dressed as the Governor of Massachusetts.
leftforwanting dressed as Ted Williams, and it suited them all too well.
mightyafrodite dressed as Yu-Gi-Oh.
noble2783 dressed as a WPJI-TV Channel 3 employee.
p_michaels dressed as a skeleton.
quietwillow didn't dress up, spoilsport.
r_riggs dressed as the Rich Power Ranger.
ron4ld dressed as something individual, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
rubygloomrox dressed as Michael Jackson.
sexchimp dressed as a junior internet supervisor, and it suited them disturbingly well.
sexualsecrets dressed as a ferret.
sexymama11 dressed as Michelle Trachtenberg.
sheenah didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
shychiguy dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
thelilipages dressed as Halle Berry.
thomasroche dressed as the Marquis of FrantzVillage.
touhyandcrpntr dressed as Rainier Wolfcastle.
wearinghorns dressed as Barney the dinosaur.

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Funny IM Convo with Hubby

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:29:48 GMT

Me: Can you do me a favor?

Hubby: Where do I have to go?

Me: Nowhere...I just need you to bring me home all the trust statements for this year

Hubby: Oh. I can do that. Plus, bring home plastic.

Me: *grin* Oh I’m so proud of you!!!

Hubby: Okie dokie.

Me: I'll even be impressed if you actually remember when you come home.

Hubby: Well, HAR-de-har!

Me: I might even be impressed enough to let you fuck me!

Hubby: We'll see about that. You're ALWAYS impressed enough to let me do that!

Me: ROFL! Well...what can I say? When you're married to the sexiest man in Aurora, how can you help but wanting him to do naughty things with you all the time?

Hubby: Okay, NOW it's getting really DEEP in here. I've got to go!

Me: *grin* LOL

Hubby: LOL

(Side note: When we were first dating he was not up on internet lingo and thought LOL meant “Lots of love” so that how we say by at the end of an IM)

Are you really straight?

barbiebaby09 — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:11:39 GMT

This was taken from today’s Advocate.

A recently published study of 4,193 New York City men showed that those who identify as straight—surprise!—didn’t have sex with only women.
Percentage of straight-identified men who had sex with at least one man in the previous year: 9.4%

Crazy busy life of mine

barbiebaby09 — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:44:22 GMT

Did you miss me? I missed you! Very much.

I'm sorry that I haven't been posting, my life has been crazy busy and I've been working very hard on some writing and my website. And that is not even taking into account my normal (or not so normal) every day life!!!

The website should be up and running this coming week. It is actually up, but I don't have much on there yet and I would like to add more before you come and visit me.

Much love, lust and orgasms,
Barbie

20 Sexy Things

barbiebaby09 — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:24:43 GMT

I found this on another blog and thought I’d use it over here…but with a twist…

20 sexual, sensual, erotic, etc. things to 20 16 people…and I’m not revealing any identities!!!

1. I love your little ears and would love to trace my tongue around the outer rim of them before nibbling on one of your earlobes.

2. I’ve always wanted to grasp your long hair in my hand, tug it and make you moan my name as I fuck you from behind. Too bad you don’t swing this way.

3. I often wonder what it would be like to make love to you.

4. I’d dress like a naughty school girl for you; if you’d bring along the hairbrush to spank my naughty school girl ass with.

5. I would love to take your virginity; just not the way you are thinking.

6. I wish I could’ve taken you home with me that night. You would never have forgotten it.

7. Thinking about the sparkle in your eyes still gets me all wet.

8. I would so love to bend you to my will.

9. I want to role play the characters in the last story of yours that I read. So dangerous. So hot.

10. Thank you for showing me.

11. I would really love to be caught in between you and another man.

12. I wish you would give me a little lesson in D/s.

13. What would the touch of your fingertips on my nipples be like?

14. You really do need a cock up your ass!

15. What is the naughtiest you’ve ever been???

16. I would love to feel you tie me up and then spank me with a riding crop.

17. I want to tie you up and spank you.

18. Will you blindfold me and then use a feather to touch, tempt and tickle me?

19. That slow dance we did? It was the most erotic experience of my life. I miss you.

20. Just once.

I know I've been posting a lot of links lately

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:39:29 GMT

But I’ve just been having so much fun finding them…and I know you’ll all enjoy this one…especially you Angie. LOL

Doodle a Cock

Speaking of which

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:32:41 GMT

From Cory Silverberg at About Sexuality

My comment on this article: It is people like this that prevent our children – and adults too – from protecting themselves.

Teen Sexuality

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:28:42 GMT

Kaiser Foundation Study

This is a 2-page report on the recent findings of a teen sexuality study conducted by the Kaiser Foundation. I find it interesting that while it seems our children are smarter about sex, they are also stupider. It is within the 15 to 24 age bracket that we see the highest incidence of STD’s and unplanned pregnancies. It irritates the hell out of me that 25% of older teens have not been talked to by their parents or guardians about sex and that only 21 states explicitly allow for minors to consent to contraceptive services. I think if more parents talked to their children and more states had the explicit allowance of access to birth control, there would be fewer STD’s and pregnancies. Certainly these things will never be fully wiped away, but with willing communication and access to the necessary “tools” our children would be smarter and safer.

LiveJournal pushes ad sponsored communities, features

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:05:58 GMT

TechCrunch article: LiveJournal pushes ad sponsored communities, features

Interesting tidbits on the new ad sponsored crap going on at LJ

Jon Stewart & Hastert

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:24:39 GMT

Towleroad once again provides us with wonderful insight! Here are 3 videos located at You Tube…one being the beloved and should run for office Jon Stewart.

Jon Stewart

Bay Buchanan rips Hastert

Hastert - the idiot

Just as a side note, I answered the phone about 10 minutes ago. I don’t normally answer “unknown caller” ID’s, but this time I did and I heard a female voice saying, “I hate to bother you at home during the evening, but I want to set the record straight about Dennis Hastert’s…” It was at this point that I said, “Hello?” No response and the voice continuing on about his “innocence” in the Foley scandal. It was at this point that I hung up. I HATE recorded phone calls as a general rule; but this goes far beyond that in my opinion. Hastert is not only Speaker of the House, but I live in his Congressional District and he is therefore my Representative in Washington. In the past I have voted for him because he was truly a good person – former high school football coach and teacher, etc. Obviously Washington has changed him, and not for the better. Any good teacher/football coach would never have even allowed the implications of a co-worker conducting himself in such a manner to slide by. While I had already been debating whether or not I would ever vote for him again, it is now sealed. Dennis Hastert will never again receive my vote to serve in office.

It's going down...in the club

barbiebaby09 — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:53:20 GMT

For as long as I can remember I've wanted to go to a strip club with a lover and get lap danced. Last night was that night. Hubby and I are out of town visiting our oldest daughter. She had to work and she knew that I wanted to check out one of the local sex shops; so she referred us to two - one being "skeevy" and the other nicer and also a strip club. Well, of course we went to the "nicer" one.

We first hit the sex shop where I got a new toy - I'll provide a pic of the toy later (after we get back home). We laughed at the size of some of the dildos and vibrators. Painful is what they looked at. We saw an actual swing for the first time. Laughs were had and then we inquired about the club upstairs. Cover charge - $5. Not bad. We sat up at the stage...dancing and rubbing boobs in your face - $1. And my lap dance? $15. Amazingly cheap. Hubby says that some of the places he's been in the past were $20 to get in and $50 for the lap dance.

I had this really cute African-American girl with a really tight little body lap dancing me whilst Hubby watched and got a boner! She was sweet. Smelled a bit like coconut and when she was rubbing her small but firm boobs in my face I looked up at her and asked, "May I?" She smiled and said I could. Shall I just say, "tasty treats"?

Oh and don't worry...Hubby got to pay his $1's at the stage! Lap dance wasn't in the cards for him last night. Maybe next time I'll be brave enough to tell him to enjoy one. It did take a lot of courage for me to see him even getting boobies in his face. He did seem to enjoy it...first time he's had tits other than mine in over 6 years! LOL

After our fun at the strip club, we went back to where my daughter works to get dessert and meet some of her friends that didn't start waitressing until later in the evening. And she told them where we had gone and they all giggled and said how cool I was. ROFL!!!

Proof reader(s) needed

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:03:02 GMT

I think I’ve got the final revisions on the story done – then again are they ever truly done? I need a proofreader or readers who can turn it around quickly. Leave a comment here or email me if you can turn this around by 2 p.m. CST Thursday (yes, today). I want you to enjoy the story, but I also need honest and constructive criticism. Who’s up for the task???

It is a masturbation story with the focus on f/f; husband catches the end of the self-indulgence and then takes what he wants. There is some anal and a very small spanking.

EDIT: I will send first thing in the morning...it is after 2 a.m. where I am at and my butt is hurting from sitting here trying to finish this up!!!

Another hot link

barbiebaby09 — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:33:09 GMT

From Nella Blog

Another great clip of some f/f action. As always it leaves you wanting for more, but is such a sweet torture…