Boebert Speaks About the Importance of Her Purse

Not sure whey Boebert wants to put freedom in her purse but okay. Maybe she wants to keep it all to herself.

Boebert Makes Up Her Own Words

Boebert doesn’t need a dictionary. She just makes up her own words and here enlies the problem.

Boebert Unsure What State She Represents

Half-wit Lauren Boebert, who has spelled her own name wrong in the past is having trouble remembering what state she represents. Boebert’s campaign turned in a report this week to the Federal Election Commission (FEC) that listed the state she represents as Utah and not Colorado.

“I’ve never seen a candidate misidentify the state they are seeking to represent on an FEC report,” said Brett Kappel, an attorney specializing in campaign finance at Harmon, Curran, Spielberg & Eisenberg.

Yup, she’s just that dumb.

Lauren Boebert Spells Her Own Name Wrong

Have you ever spelled your own name wrong? Not in my lifetime have I ever spelled my own name wrong. Lauren Boebert can’t say the same. Here is one of her famous social media posts in which she spells her own name wrong. Wow.

My pronoun is Patriot

Lauren, who is rumored to fail her GED twice doesn’t know what a pronoun is. In this tweet Boebert states her pronoun is “patriot”. The problem is that patriot is not a pronoun. Patriot is a noun, something every grade school child could probably tell you. She took a beating on twitter but she’s used to taking a beating.

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Lauren Boebert Calls to “Imeach” Biden

We have to assume at this point that Boebert herself is running her own social media accounts. There can’t be two halfwits of this magnitude in her inner circle. This one she puts out a news article calling to “Imeach” Biden. Basic English skills are obviously not her strong point.

Samuel Adams or John Adams?

This slip must have rattled Boebert because she actually deleted the tweet and said nothing about it. A history major she is not. She mixed up Boston bar owner Sam Adams with John Adams. What’s next, posting Sam Malone quotes from Cheers and attributing them to George Washington?

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Boebert Backs the Taliban

Another epic fail at owning the democrats. Boebert expressed her love and admiration for the Taliban. No better way then showing your political foes up then by siding with a group of terrorists. Maybe it makes sense since Boebert did incite and support the terrorist attack on the Capital on Jan. 6. Terrorists of a feather terror together.

Boebert and Grammar 

Another day of #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb trending and the poor thing can’t help herself. Lauren must have skipped through the grammar portion of her GED exam.

My staff and me, not I.

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Boebert the Scientist

Boebert apparently now a scientist. She must have learned a lot by failing her GED exam a few times. She offers advice to her Christian Taliban followers on how to beat the rona. You shouldn’t take medical advice from somebody that could barely graduate McDonalds High School.

Lauren Boebert is so dumb…..

The hashtag #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb was an epic twitter trend and that couldn’t even stop her from jumping all over herself. Boebert thought it was an opp to grift money from the American Taliban but others saw it differently. When the internet is calling you stupid, who jumps on board to prove their point? Lauren Boebert, that’s who.

Boebert Gets Confused by Terms of Service

This one is self explanatory, to people with an IQ over 80. We will just leave this one here.

Boebert Home Schools

What is truly frightening is that Boebert home schools her children. Let that sink in.

That’s it for now. We will add more as we get time. Going through her twitter account is giving us a headache. No fear she was triggered on an airplane today so there will be sure more to come. Check back for updates.

Remember she leads of party of family and Christian values. Not sure where those values were when her husband Jayson was exposing himself sexually to a group of teenage girls at the local bowling alley.

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It’s alleged that a 22 year old man beheaded his sister in a plot to sell her head to a local business man for $4,000. Samuel Mashonga was arrested and stated to police offered him $4,000 for the head which he intended to use for ritual purposes.  The suspect stated that he planned on buying a car with the cash. Seems legit.

The suspect wasn’t really a suspect until he started acting strange and yelling about being accused of the murder when he really wasn’t. Further investigation found blood soaked clothes and he could not account for the blood, who could really?

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Taylor Ashton Moseley has turned herself into police and face charges of indecent liberties with a child, statutory rape 13, 14, or 15 years old, and statutory sex offense with a child. She was placed under a $225,000 bond.

If you are in college why wouldn’t you be trolling low or middle schools looking for dates? Make sense? Wait, no it doesn’t.

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Deformed stillborn lamb resembling human no hoax https://t.co/JFFgAJihRc pic.twitter.com/fwJsda9TkY

— Times LIVE (@TimesLIVE) June 21, 2017

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You will be surprised that the shipments came from China. German officials have determined that small bits of material could fall off of the fidget spinners and pose a hazard to small children. They were also concerned that there was no instructions and accompanying information from the manufacturer.

The photo below are not the fidget spinners in question. The photo is just used for illustrative purposes in case you have been vacationing on Mars for the past year.

Photo by JoanDragonfly

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If you are wondering about Hawaiian Pizza. It appears to be a Canadian thing. Sam Panopoulos claims that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962.  Some people get mixed up and call this a Canadian but a Canadian is pepperoni, bacon and mushroom.

Just as an update. The Pizza Topping War has taken on a new front. We might have to join this fight.

The Pineapple Pizza war took another strange turn over the weekend. Let hope that this gets retired soon.

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I recently built a box garden from scratch. I was surprised how easy it was to build and trust me I have virtually no skills when it comes to carpentry.  I really didn’t keep a list of how much the items cost. If you are worried about cost you can always price the items out. I shopped at Home Depot for my box garden construction materials.

My box garden is 8 ft long x 4 ft wide. I chose this because it fits into the space on my yard perfectly and you can’t build it too wider of your won’t be able to reach into it to tend to your plants. At 4 ft wide I will be able to reach the middle from either side.

Supplies Needed:

1 – 4x4x12 Fence Post
2 – 2x8x12 Boards
1 – Box of Deck Screws (44 screws used)

Tools Needed:

1. Power Drill
2. Level
3. Square
4. Skill Saw or Table Saw

Building the Box Garden:

A picture says 1,000 words. By looking at the picture below you should be able to see how easy it is to construct your box garden. Cut the Fence Post into even 2 ft pieces. I used left over pieces from another project so that is why mine don’t look even. You want the posts a little longer because you are going to sink them into the ground to give your box garden some stability. Next cut the Boards at 8 ft so you have 4 – 8 ft pieces and 4 – 4 ft pieces.

It’s just as simple as attaching your boards to your 4 corner posts. I used 2 screws on each board. Then attached the two inner posts to make the frame more sturdier and you have good to go. Notice I used smaller pieces on the end as my “outer” piece. Use your level and square tool to make sure everything is square and level (nice sentence).

With your frame constructed dig out holes for your corner and middle posts so you can firmly attach your box garden to the ground. You want to make sure that’s its level again once you put your posts in the ground. This is what mine looks like.

This is the finished product after filling it up with soil and getting my tomatoes and peppers planted. If you are worried about using treated wood you can build with natural wood. I did much reading about leaching and I am not concerned. It’s a personal choice.

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