The Barry Farber Show on CRN

5/25- NO, HE WASN'T HIT BY A BUS. HE JUMPED INTO SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAMILY ARGUMENT. HE'LL BE BACK ON SOLIDS IN A WEEK.

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Fri, 25 May 2012 16:18:00 PDT

One of the most courageous things you can do is jump into the middle of somebody else's family argument. And that's exactly what ADRIAN VANCE has done, flat-out taking Sara's side in her argument with Barry over whether or not the Obama team will foment deliberate disorder, declare martial law, cancel the elections and continue to rule "indefinitely". Sara fears something like that. Barry loudly says, "It can't happen here!" Adrian visits Sara and Barry, who are never opposed to welcoming courageous outsiders.

5/24-WHEN ASKED HIS OPINION OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, THE LATE CONGRESSMAN SONNY BONO REPLIED, "GEE, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ARE AGAINST THE LAW!" WILLIAM GHEEN TAKES IT FROM THERE.

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Thu, 24 May 2012 16:18:00 PDT

WILLIAM GHEEN, president of ALIPAC, wants Americans to join him in opposing illegal immigration, allowing legal immigration and developing the intelligence and political will to tell the difference. Gheen visits Sara and Barry to unveil new weapons and tactics in a war neither major political party seems to want to fight.

5/23- "GIVE ME ANY ONE HUNDRED MEDIA ENEMIES IF I CAN HAVE LES KINSOLVING AS A FRIEND!"

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:15:00 PDT

He may give presidential press secretaries heartburn and his leftist media colleagues sharp abdominal gas, however, 'GIVE all others rejoice at the mere voice -- not to mention the intelligence, the verbal command and the geyser-strong chutspah when he lets his questions fly. Before we had smart bombs and drones, we had reporter-commentator-talk host-actor LES KINSOLVING, who visits Sara and Barry to share his view of the nation from his lofty and unique Washington perch.

5/22-WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE OLD HABIT OF IMMIGRANTS SHEDDING THEIR OLD NATIONALITY LIKE A SNAKE SHEDS ITS SKIN?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Tue, 22 May 2012 16:20:00 PDT

The greatest compliment that can be paid to a nation is not imitation, but immigration! America, economy and all, remains the most complimented nation on earth. And it doesn't do badly in the "imitation" department, either! Immigration specialist DAVE GIBSON visits Sara and Barry to wonder together about whether America has lost the ability we once mastered so well to turn newcomers to the country into Americans.

5/21-BAD MISTAKE, BOB GIBBS, TO TELL LES KINSOLVING, "WHY, THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS RIGHT THERE ON THE INTERNET, LES!"

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Mon, 21 May 2012 16:48:00 PDT

Sara and Barry could testify that a terrific "marriage-nutrient" is having the same heroes! Both Sara and Barry love the relentless audacity of reporter Les Kinsolving as he levels presidential press secretary after presidential press secretary with questions no other reporters dare ask. Les's daughter, KATHLEEN KINSOLVING, visits Sara and Barry to give their hero -- her father -- the dimensionality he deserves.

5/17-HEY, ROMNEY; IF I CONVINCE YOU WE SEE THROUGH IT ALL, WILL YOU GRANT OUR RADIO SHOW AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:59:00 PDT

Conspiracy theories are like perfume, to be inhaled but not swallowed. Barry has a little theory about the upscuddle around the Romney campaign and Reverend Wright and the non-attack ad some Romney supporters were planning relinking Wright with Obama. Sara and Barry also intend to congratulate all the minorities in America who today achieved the "tipping point" in superseding the previous white majority. The media, however, come in for an icy shower of contempt for failing to tell "the rest of the story" -- the staggering rate of illegitimacy in the non-white population.

5/16-HOW TO BE MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:32:00 PDT

It's no secret Barry has another life. He writes a regular column for World Net Daily. If he gets as many as seven comments he yells for Sara to come take a look. This is the first time we've ever used this space to tease, and, although we're making no promises, we have no intention of teasing on future occasions. Can you guess what the topic of Barry's column was today that brought in well over SEVEN HUNDRED comments? Sara and Barry tell the listening world all about it.

5/15-MARTIN LUTHER KING WOULD STORM INTO THE WHITE EDITOR'S OFFICE AND TEAR IT UP!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:20:00 PDT

You may think of Barry this evening as a man who made all his dreams come true and is now sitting in a courtroom fearful that they'll take it all away. Those dreams are the American achievement of racial harmony after slavery and jim-crow segregation. Barry's generation in the deep South contributed the climate that made Martin Luther King, the Civil Rights Act and Barack Obama possible. Today mobs of black youth are attacking random whites and white-owned media is trying to cover everything up. Barry cries "foul", and a whole lot more.

5/14-GET USED TO IT, DICTATORS OF THE WORLD. FREEDOM IS CONTAGIOUS AND BROAD-JUMPS OVER BORDER LINES.

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:41:00 PDT

There's something beyond praiseworthy about people rushing to help less fortunate people fight for freedom. There were young people from seventeen nations along the Hungarian border with Austria helping refugees escape Communism. The Irish are particularly praiseworthy in that respect. Many went to Israel to fight for that nation's independence in 1948. The nationa hero of Chile is Bernardo O'Higgins. MATT LAWRENCE, one of the authors of BETRAYAL: Clinton, Castro & The Cuban Five, (non-fiction tells of his flying unarmed civilian airplanes over the Florida Straits to help rescue refugees fleeing Cuba in un-seaworthy craft. He tells Sara and Barry how Castro's Soviet-supplied MIGs shot four of his Cuban mates flying for BROTHERS TO THE RESCUE out of the air. You will hear the jubilant Cubans bragging about their marksmanship, as though they'd won some great military victory.

5/11-THE NEW MORALITY: IF YOU THOUGHT THE MIKE WAS DEAD, THAT MEANS YOU DIDN'T REALLY SAY IT!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:10:00 PDT

A very nasty word sneaked into a live microphone during what a guest thought was a commercial break. Not every American takes words like that casually. Theologian, clean-talker, former member of the Indiana House of Representatives and author of a dozen books including "The God Haters", DR. DONALD BOYS, visits Sara and Barry to try to subtract a few short words from absolute Freedom of Speech.

5/10- IF THE BALCONY IS EMPTY WHEN THE SITTING PRESIDENT DECLARES FOR RE-ELECTION, DO YOU BLAME HIS POPULARITY -- OR HIS ADVANCE MEN?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:34:00 PDT

Don't say there's nothing new in American politics until you read the screed by former New York Congressman JOHN LeBOUTILLIER who dismisses both the Obama and the Romney campaigns as incompetent. Leboutillier visits Sara and Barry this evening to add details -- and tone of voice!

5/9-So, the great Al-Qaeda bomb-maker whose new masterpiece has no metal that would be detected by American airport equipment and a greatly improved detonation system -- that guy turns out to be one of our own CIA agents! Why are Barry's sock perfectly in place while everybody else's are flying wildly around? Easy. Barry was a personal friend of Erik Erickson, the "Counterfeit Traitor" who Churchill called the most important spy on our side in all World War II. That's just one of the stories Sara and Barry enrich the air with across America this evening! "DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M NOT SAYING OUR CIA BOMB-MAKER IS NOTHING. I'M JUST SAYING I KNEW ERICKSON!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:30:00 PDT

So, the great Al-Qaeda bomb-maker whose new masterpiece has no metal that would be detected by American airport equipment and a greatly improved detonation system -- that guy turns out to be one of our own CIA agents! Why are Barry's sock perfectly in place while everybody else's are flying wildly around? Easy. Barry was a personal friend of Erik Erickson, the "Counterfeit Traitor" who Churchill called the most important spy on our side in all World War II. That's just one of the stories Sara and Barry enrich the air with across America this evening!

5/8-WHAT'S THE REAL STORY OF THE BLIND CHINESE DISSIDENT, CHEN? YOU'LL HAVE TO CRACK MORE THAN A FORTUNE COOKIE!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:17:00 PDT

Wasn't there a game called "Chinese checkers" that allowed six players all at the same time? There are at least six separate and distinct theories on the real story about Chinese dissident Chen Guang Cheng, the Chinese Communist government and the United States. DR. WENDY WANG is a certified anti-Communist Chinese dissident, member of the Falun Gang, and she visits Sara and Barry to give her version of an admittedly slippery reality.

5/7-"TELL US," DEMANDED THE UN BUREAUCRAT. "ARE YOU COVERING FOR YOUR LIBERAL OR YOUR CONSERVATIVE PUBLICATION?"

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:37:00 PDT

In Barry's native North Carolina they say, "Looks like they pulled the wrong sow by the ear!" It's so much fun when the bully becomes a floor mop in the hands of his intended victim. STEWART STOGEL is UN correspondent for a liberal publication AND a conservative publication. He was refused permission by UN "censors" to cover a meeting he insists he had every right to attend. The UN bureaucrat wasn't aware Stogel is fresh off a major victory against the New York Police Department in a similar dispute. His teeth are well-sharpened and ready for a fight. He's angry enough to turn the whole UN into a bowling alley and Sara and Barry want to hurry up and get him while he's hot. And that's this evening!

5/4-THE NEW MORALITY: IF YOU THOUGHT THE MIKE WAS DEAD, THAT MEANS YOU DIDN'T REALLY SAY IT!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:35:00 PDT

5/3- OBAMA AND HIS PREFERENCE FOR THE UPRIGHT PRONOUN.

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:26:00 PDT

Obama, cracked one wise guy, is like the deep-sea diver who hears the message through his headset while he's on the bottom of the ocean, "Hurry on up. The ship is sinking! Yes, there may be improvement in the economy but Chinese dissident Chen is single-handedly reincarnating the Cold War and the world -- including the American voter -- is watching to see if Obama's American remembers its commitment to freedom. Also, Veterans for a Strong America have released a web video attacking the president for "spiking the ball and dancing in the end zone" on the anniversary of bringing justice to Osama bin Laden. This ad makes the "Swift Boat" veterans against John Kerry in 2004 look like a frown and a raised eyebrow. Former New York Congressman JOHN LeBOUTILLIER visits Sara and Barry with his usual assortment of seachlights, spotlights and scorchlights.

5/2-WE'RE NOT GRABBING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GUILTY; DUMB AMERICAN. WE'RE GRABBING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE USEFUL!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Wed, 02 May 2012 16:42:00 PDT

TRAVEL TIP: Don't visit any Communist country whose agents are doing time in American jails, unless you like the idea of becoming a human bargaining chip for a back-room swap. Cuban-born writer HUMBERTO FONTOVA spotlights the campaign to "Free The Cuban Five", Communist agents who infiltrated "Brothers to the Rescue", a group of volunteer Cuban pilots living in Florida who regularly patrolled the Florida Straits looking for Cubans fleeing Cuba on rafts, small boats and even less sea-worthy craft, gave their flight plans to Castro whose modern Soviet fighter planes shot several of them out of the air. They were later arrested and convicted and are now serving time in American jails. The current campaign hints that American Alan Gross, imprisoned for supplying cell phones and internet access to Cuba's small Jewish population might be released if America only released the "Cuban Five". Fontova visits Sara and Barry for a close-up inside.

5/1- IS OBAMA BRAGGING, BOASTING, BLOVIATING -- OR JUST CLAIMING JUST AND RIGHTEOUS CREDIT?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:20:00 PDT

You can fall in love politically as many times as you please and feel free to talk about it. Barry confesses to being tremendously impressed with Ohio Senator Bob Portman as a possible running mate for Romney FOR A REASON PORTMAN AND ROMNEY MAY NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF. Meanwhile, President Obama, rather than yield to complaints that he's over-playing the anniversary of bringing justice to bin Laden, doubles down and darts off to Afghanistan. Writer-producer-scientist-inventor ADRIAN VANCE visits Sara and Barry to try to organize the political passions swirling away early in this mad season.

4/30-SORRY. THAT REPORT ON THE JAPANESE BOMBING OF PEARL HARBOR CAME FROM AN UNAPPROVED NEWS SOURCE!

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:18:00 PDT

Barry's not going to take it any more! For years now the American media have been drifting into a strange kind of bigotry against big news stories that originate outside "approved" (that means leftist) media. The best example lately is today's story about Andrew Breitbart's medical examiner himself being poisoned to death. Murky. Frightening. Heavy with implications. The story originated on WORLD NET DAILY, right-of-center news site. Barry wants a "trial" here and now. Either the story is false -- or real. The facts should dictate; not the "pedigree" of the source in the eyes of the political opponents of that source. Sara is unlikely to be negative to this particular point of view.

4/23- THANKS FOR THE RING, DEAR,AND THE CAR AND THE MILLION DOLLAR CHECK. WHY DO I STILL WANT A JOB?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:41:00 PDT

THE ARGUMENT THAT NEVER ENDS! Let the friends of women who take care of their children and run their households praise the value of that devotion, occupation, calling and, yes, it even reaches the level of religion. Let them heap compliments on a life spent caring for children in the home. Let them write books and sing songs and throw themselves on the floor in spasms of support for those "home-makers" and "stay-at-home" moms. The moms know, their supporters know, their sisters in the work-place know and their husbands know that -- no matter how righteous and laudable those moms-at-home are, there is nothing that can equal the validifying dignity of a paycheck. DALLAS LOUIS visits Sara and Barry with no hope of ending, but every intention of continuing the heart-felt battle.

4/24-SORRY YOU SHOOT THEM AFTER SHAM TRIALS AND DON'T LET THEM LEAVE OR VOTE, BUT, TELL ME, FIDEL; HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO MACHO?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:40:00 PDT

After a few centuries now the hard-working psychologists have almost figured out why the children of rich and privileged families are so attracted to the "rough" kids on the other side of the tracks. Sorry to have to send you back into action so soon, but could you now tell us why fortunate citizens of a powerful and prosperous democracy get that same kick rubbing whiskers with murderous dictators like Fidel Castro? Cuban-born "freedom-writer" HUMBERTO FONTOVA give it his best shot. All his shots are either bulls-eyes, or mili-squidgens of a centimeter away.

4/25-CAN THE ARAB SPRING BE REACHING THE FARSI PEOPLE OF IRAN? AND DID YOU SEE "60 Minute's" SHAMELESS ATTACK ON ISRAEL ON SUNDAY, APRIL 22?

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:39:00 PDT

One of the Americans most important to the security of Israel is SARA STERN, founder of the Endowment for Middle East Truth and a member of the Executive Committee of the American Jewish Institute. With Israelis living perpetually in the crossfire of the hatred of its Arab neighbors and the threat of nuclear annihilation at the hands of Iran, Stern's experience in the ways and means of Israel's enemies utilize to influence American policy becomes increasingly important. Stern visits Sara and Barry to wire a few recent headlines for sound.

4/26-WHERE IS IT TOUGHEST TO BE A CONSERVATIVE IN AMERICA. DON'T VOTE UNTIL YOU HEAR THOMAS MOYER'S TESTIMONY.

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:37:00 PDT

So, you think YOU have hard days! Meet THOMAS MOYER, conservative activist in San Francisco describe plowing through tsunamis of hippie-spit while registering voters in Nancy Pelosi's district. Moyer visits Sara and Barry to reenact his many daily dramas. WHERE IS IT TOUGHEST TO BE A CONSERVATIVE IN AMERICA. DON'T VOTE UNTIL YOU HEAR THOMAS MOYER'S TESTIMONY.

4/27-More and more Barry seems to feel the media and the American people are missing the point; point after point, in fact; and big ones! A particularly big point, in Barry's opinion was missed in the news this week and he and Sara discuss it; followed by a few major points that were NOT missed. "I TOLD YOU SO!" IS NOT THE MOST SATISFYING EXPRESSION. IT'S "YOU ALL MISS THE POINT!"More and more Barry seems to feel the media and the American people are missing the point; point after point, in fact; and big ones! A particularly big point, in Barry's opinion was missed in the news this week and he and Sara discuss it; followed by a few major points that were NOT missed. "I TOLD YOU SO!" IS NOT THE MOST SATISFYING EXPRESSION. IT'S "YOU ALL MISS THE POINT!"

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:36:00 PDT

More and more Barry seems to feel the media and the American people are missing the point; point after point, in fact; and big ones! A particularly big point, in Barry's opinion was missed in the news this week and he and Sara discuss it; followed by a few major points that were NOT missed.

4/20-LABOR OCCASIONALLY PULLS THE WRONG SOW BY THE EAR. DAVE BEGO TEACHES HOW TO BE THE WRONG SOW.

webmaster@crntalk.net (Barry Farber) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:23:00 PDT

DAVE BEGO launches what his admirers call "Torpedo Number Two" into the hull of Big Labor. His new book, "The Devil At OUR Doorstep" is a follow-up to his earlier book, "The Devil At My Doorstep" detailing the thug tactics of the powerful SEIU union that frightens many company owners into running up the white flag over company headquarters -- but not Dave Bego! Bego visits Sara and Barry, not to gloat more over his victory over the union, but to try to transfuse his determination into the bloodstream of American ownership and management.

LABOR OCCASIONALLY PULLS THE WRONG SOW BY THE EAR. DAVE BEGO TEACHES HOW TO BE THE WRONG SOW.