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gabydunn: queerbarba: actual svu quotes (part 3) I guess this is...

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 13:52:06 -0700

gabydunn:

queerbarba:

actual svu quotes (part 3)

I guess this is now an SVU fandom blog

I’ve only seen SOME of the episodes referenced here I guess I should start my re-watch…

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 15:06:54 -0700

laureninlilly: this-is-life-actually: Watch: Kristen Bell...

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 15:06:16 -0700

laureninlilly:

this-is-life-actually:

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

Hit reblog on this so hard

I won’t cry at work I won’t cry at work I won’t cry at work…

bartdontlie:They say you’re never REALLY ready to be a parent,...

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 13:52:33 -0800

bartdontlie:

They say you’re never REALLY ready to be a parent, but with instincts like this I think I’m ready.

Sometimes I REALLY start to panic about impending fatherhood, but then I remember I’ve BEEN ready since forever.

funnypages:Everyone hates death

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 17:39:23 -0800

funnypages:

Everyone hates death

edpiskor:New variant covers for the second printing of X-Men:...

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 15:41:51 -0800

edpiskor:

New variant covers for the second printing of X-Men: Grand Design will hit the comic shops this Wednesday. You’re missing out if you only read it digitally.

I’ve gone digital on almost ALL of my comics for the last several years, but I picked these up in print and encourage you to do so as well because they just look SO damn good.

Sex tips from Sex Criminals #21 - Spaces

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 11:21:28 -0800

fuckyeahsexcriminals:

Sex tips from Sex Criminals #21 - Spaces

imperilysm: keyhollow: Acting like the crows won’t try to...

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:26:14 -0800

imperilysm:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

You fool

For you think you can place a yoke on the neck of the raven,

And a harness on the back of the crow

But you know not of that with which you tamper

Your hands grope blindly in the dark

All your plans will be foiled

Though you lay out seven schemes, eight will come to ruin

This is def what I want crows suffering nicotine fits who haven’t been paid in a while looking for revenge.

Do you want “The Birds” because this is how you get “The Birds.”

mostlysignssomeportents: This mobile ad designed to make it look...

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 12:26:22 -0800

mostlysignssomeportents:

This mobile ad designed to make it look like you have a speck of dirt on your phone, making you tap on it. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/7tzwz8/this_mobile_ad_designed_to_make_it_look_like_you/

Sweet baby Jeebus there’s evil and then there’s EVIL.

ourvaluedcustomers:Harsh realizations…

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 12:27:28 -0800

ourvaluedcustomers:

Harsh realizations…

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Thu, 25 Jan 2018 13:16:03 -0800

nickderington: Mister Miracle 8 Cover!Trying to hit a...

Thu, 25 Jan 2018 10:27:17 -0800

nickderington:

Mister Miracle 8 Cover!
Trying to hit a Frazetta/Moebius war scene vibe with this one.

I’ve really been enjoying this book.

Big recommend from your ol’ pal Ed.

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Thu, 25 Jan 2018 10:25:30 -0800

A probably incomplete list of “NOW it’s real oh my god we’re having a baby!” moments, ranked:

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 13:41:53 -0800

12. Seeing the second pink line on the pregnancy test.

11. Seeing the second pink line on the SECOND pregnancy test I ran to the store to pick up and thank god for self-checkout because I am not here in this QFC at 9:30pm on a Thursday for a conversation about my collective purchases of a pregnancy test, box of Triscuits, and a king size Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.

10. Getting the official positive pregnancy test from an actual doctor as opposed to a second little pink line from a pregnancy test I bought at a QFC at 9:30pm on a Thursday.

9. Downloading and using six different pregnancy apps that all give mostly the same information and finding out the baby is at that exact moment the size of a blueberry.

8. Telling our families (there was a lot of yelling).

7. Seeing a little blip of a thing on the ultrasound that is so vaguely baby-shaped they helpfully put a big arrow pointing at it and tearing up and squeezing Lindsey’s hand and grinning from ear to ear all at once.

6. Telling everyone else (a lot more yelling).

5. Seeing the much bigger much more baby shaped thing on the second ultrasound and watching the little goofus swing its arms around and yawn and wiggle in there.

4. Seeing the little flicker of light on the ultrasound that it turns out is the heartbeat.

3. HEARING the heartbeat.

2. When my dad called me and said he was talking to someone about “Ed and his family” and how that made HIM realize that oh my god we’re having a baby.

1. Finding out we’re having a boy.

So yeah. A boy. A little boy. A little boy currently the size of a lemon (or maybe a peach depending on which app you look at) and soon to be much bigger. So now it’s really really REALLY real. Like so real. I’m going to go hug the dogs and kiss Lindsey.

Not in that order.

themarysue:Sometimes we get the most adorable stuff sent to our...

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 17:06:39 -0800

themarysue:

Sometimes we get the most adorable stuff sent to our office. Who else loves porgs?

It’s a cookbook!

robotlyra:Fluffy pants with grappling hook feets

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 06:32:15 -0800

robotlyra:

Fluffy pants with grappling hook feets

adulthoodisokay: I Made the Pizza Cinnamon Rolls from Mario...

Sat, 13 Jan 2018 06:05:35 -0800

adulthoodisokay:

I Made the Pizza Cinnamon Rolls from Mario Batali’s Sexual Misconduct Apology Letter

“The base of the rolls is pizza dough – Batali notes that you can either buy it, or use his recipe to make your own.

I make my own, because I’m a woman, and for us there are no fucking shortcuts. We spend 25 years working our asses off to be the most qualified Presidential candidate in U.S. history and we get beaten out by a sexual deviant who likely needs to call the front desk for help when he’s trying to order pornos in his hotel room.

Donald Trump is President, so I’m making the goddamn dough by scratch.”

PLEASE READ THIS IT IS SO GOOD

edpiskor:‪I put a ton of thought into the design of the X-Men:...

Thu, 11 Jan 2018 14:45:43 -0800

edpiskor:

‪I put a ton of thought into the design of the X-Men: Grand Design book. When you crack open the book this is the first thing you’ll see. I wanted endpapers to feature every evolution of the cornerboxes from Issue 1-280 or so. These comics are the main source material for my tale.‬

Have both issues and will def be snatching up the collected edition as soon as it hits.

So damn good.

Who is the best Marvel animal that’s not Lockjaw?

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 21:32:49 -0800

So many good ones! Too hard to choose!

OLD LACE! Lucky. Lockheed. Jonathan the Wolverine.

fuckandyes:

when-it-rains-it-snows:

ehonauta:

virginiagentlenerd:

It’s Carol Danver’s fat orange cat, Chewie, you heathens.

It’s Lucky, the best Hawkeye.

Seconded, it’s absolutely Lucky.

It’s clearly Lucky.

Oh I’m sorry are y’all talking about some alternate Marvel U where Tippy Toe doesn’t exist I thought Secret Infinite Empire Sin Wars 3 or whatever wiped those out.

Things that occupy entirely too much space in my noggin considering it’s the year of our lord two thousand and eighteen:

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 15:09:09 -0800

When Shaq had a shaved head, no facial hair, but still had sideburns.
The episode (episodes?) of Friends where Chandler gets a new roommate when Joey moves out and the way the new roommate says “Later pals!”
The “Turtle Club” scene from Master of Disguise.
The Jeopardy question where they referred to Lockheed as a dragon when EVERYONE KNOWS he’s a space alien who happens to LOOK LIKE what we here on Earth know as a dragon.
Chili’s Southwest Eggrolls
Tim Gunn
X-Men #4-7 (the Jim Lee ones from the 90s) specifically the Maverick parts.
Top Chef seasons 1, 2, 4, and 6.
A bad haircut I got when I was like 12-13
The murder mystery play my sister was in for high school drama and how solving the mystery turned on one of the characters not being able to lower their chin to their chest to hold something in place while they folded it. A hotel maid maybe? I don’t know.
Paul from the Diamond Center
Ribs

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gabydunn: queerbarba: actual svu quotes (part 3) I guess this is...

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laureninlilly: this-is-life-actually: Watch: Kristen Bell...

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

bartdontlie:They say you’re never REALLY ready to be a parent,...

funnypages:Everyone hates death

edpiskor:New variant covers for the second printing of X-Men:...

Sex tips from Sex Criminals #21 - Spaces

imperilysm: keyhollow: Acting like the crows won’t try to...

mostlysignssomeportents: This mobile ad designed to make it look...

ourvaluedcustomers:Harsh realizations…

Harsh realizations…

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nickderington: Mister Miracle 8 Cover!Trying to hit a...

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A probably incomplete list of “NOW it’s real oh my god we’re having a baby!” moments, ranked:

themarysue:Sometimes we get the most adorable stuff sent to our...

robotlyra:Fluffy pants with grappling hook feets

adulthoodisokay: I Made the Pizza Cinnamon Rolls from Mario...

I Made the Pizza Cinnamon Rolls from Mario Batali’s Sexual Misconduct Apology Letter

edpiskor:‪I put a ton of thought into the design of the X-Men:...

Who is the best Marvel animal that’s not Lockjaw?

Things that occupy entirely too much space in my noggin considering it’s the year of our lord two thousand and eighteen: