Safety DeAndre McDaniel, Clemson

DeAndrea does look great, hard to deny it.

Tight End Kyle Rudolph, Notre Dame Our Mother

Rudolph is captured here at the exact moment he realizes he’s being coached by Charlie Weis.

Defensive Back Patrick Peterson, LSU (A.J. Green is pictured eating his lunch)

This is a picture of Patrick getting owned for the first of two times by A.J. Green in last year’s UGA-LSU tilt. Wow, he really does look great in that uni.

What do you guys think? Legit award, or more bizarre thought-poop from Herbie?

Sanford Stadium, University of Georgia

Oh what, I have to hide the belle of the ball? Sanford Stadium, with a capacity of over 92,000 people, is one of the most beautiful venues in the country. One end of the stadium opens onto a bridge from which tall people and children on the shoulders of their parents can watch the game for nothing, and the view the gap affords of campus is truly lovely. In my opinion, we oughta extend the third deck all the way around to the press box, and bump the number north of 100k.

The Big House, University of Michigan

The Big One. The Big House is the largest stadium in the country, capacity wise, and is only 99 seats short of 110k. It’s built into the ground, so that from the outside it doesn’t appear imposing; but inside, the sea of blue is said to be an awesome sight. One caveat; the rumor about TBH is that it’s very quiet. So quiet that fans actually jangle keys rather than yell during the games. This is sacrilege, and if Basis had ever been there and witnessed such an event, it would be left off the list.

The Shoe, Ohio State University

Partisans would prefer us to refer to OSU as THE Ohio State University, but we won’t, because please. Massive in size and attractive in layout, the horseshoe design for this stadium has become a template for stadiums across the country.

Neyland Stadium, University of Tennessee

Walking around outside Neyland (Either NAY-lend or KNEE-lend depending on who you ask) Stadium you could be forgiven for thinking it’s one of those tall, large, old-time roller coasters, or possibly the beginnings of a skyscraper. Built straight up, with an upper deck prone to give it’s denizens nausea, it’s big, loud, orange, and intimidating. The colors are hideous, but they’re all Tennessee.

Autzen Stadium, University of Oregon

As much an engineering feat as anything else, Autzen is the loudest stadium in the country. It owes it all to design; Nike founder Phil Knight is a graduate and paid for pretty much the entire athletic department. Very cool design, very cool result.

Sept. 4th can’t get here fast enough.

That’s the Jazz, one of their top sellers. They’re made by a Norwegian company called Ekornes, and they come in a bunch of different sizes. Get rid of your old piece of crap, and roll easy in a Stressless for free. Don’t say we never gave you nothin’.

This is the Honda Ruckus. While you were reading this, it got your mom pregnant.

It is an abomination, an offense before God and man alike, a stain upon the surface of the earth, and an obscenity. Forthwith, I give you an alternate, and altogether awesome, cover, which I shall soon be purchasing from it’s creators:

Wouldn’t be so bad to be a king, eh?