Well here it is, the one everyone was waiting for:

Kanye West Vs Taylor swift. 

Let me set the mood: it was a cool and clear night in LA.  The MTV Music awards where buzzing. Taylor swift just got up on stage about to give her acceptance speech when out of nowhere the dark knight, a.k.a Kanye West, appears.  He basically bum rushed the speech and started in on his own agenda, praising Beyonce and demanding Beyonce take the prestigious award.

Now what if Taylor has been trained in the art of Jujitsu and is a third degree black belt.  The only thing Kanye does have is the super cheeks of death; it looks like he has canon balls in his mouth.  The best action for Taylor is bypass the elbow to the jaw and bust out a flying arm bar on his ass. 

That would have been good television.  Two high profile people scrapping it out on live TV.

This battle has been in the making for awhile.  Well let’s say in the late night TV world.  But let’s put the TV part aside and really get these two into a ring to battle it out.

I see David as a little firecracker ready to blow up, now that his cover is blown and the whole world knows about his extramarital affairs.  As for Jay, he has the jaw/chin that would be like hitting an iron wall.  Jay recently went to an earlier slot on the TV so she should have a lot more energy now.  I see this match up as a classic bare knuckle boxing match.  Minus Speedos (no one wants to see that).

I am putting my bet on Leno just because that jaw might be nuke proof.

You always see these two exchanging words on the famous America Idol show.  Why not drop a steel cage down on the stage and let Simon and Ryan really go at it.  You could even have the contestants singing in the background.  We could even bring in ladders, tables, and steel chairs. 

Now the thought of Ryan and Simon in spandex doesn’t appeal to me, but it might be worth it to see the match up.  I see this as a back and forth grudge match with Ryan throwing the first punch.  You never know, it could turn into a tag team match with Paula and Randy busting in.

These are two animals that always catch my interest for various reasons.  (None of them related to the youtube video of lions doing it dogging style, that’s a discussion for later).

 The Lion is a great powerful fast and smart hunter.  The Komodo dragon is strong and fast also.  But the one thing that the dragon has is a very lethal bite.  His bacteria filled bite can cause horrible infection and death.  The lion might be able to stay away from those jaws with its grace and quick reflexes.  I can see the lion just waiting for its chance to bounce from the tall grass onto the dragon.  But I can also see the dragon whipping around and taking a bite from the lion, thus sealing his fate.

Hugh Jackman is best known as wolverine in the XMEN.  He was recently in the news about confronting an audience member when their cell phone rang during a play he was performing in.  

Now just think if that cell phone was a transformer.  We all saw in the movie Transformers when that cute little cell phone got angry. 

As soon as Hugh asked that phone to quite down it would unfold and unleash all hell.  I am not sure if all the wolverine training in the world would save Hugh on this one.

Yes that’s right I said Zombie Nazis! I just saw a really funny looking trailer for a Norwegian movie called Død snø (Dead Snow). You can check out the Dead Snow Trailer Here. Also Call of Duty, World at War has a level with these abdominable creatures.

So we have established that Nazi Zombies do exits and are completely real! We also know that Hitler was a real mean basta*d too! This fight could be quite the death match.

Firstly as much as we hate him, Hitler was quite a hard case. Surviving many dangerous front line battles in World War One and known for his ruthless killing Hitler would have no issue hacking the head off an average Zombie. However these are Nazi Zombies and as far as I can tell, they run and have intelligence a little higher than the average “of the dead” character.

So you have to ask questions like, Would a Nazi, even in Zombie form even attack Hitler?

I would say this fight would go to Hitler as he is tactical, cunning, a hard case and probably has less morals than a zombie.

Once these videos went worldwide and Erin saw them she obviously freaked out. For much of her career she has been well covered and avoided many offers for naked and sexual based photo shoots.

It’s quite a simple matter. After seeing Erin on Oprah I am pretty sure no matter who this peeper is, Erin would rip the man to shreds!

Maybe late one night in a mid country bar. Barack is just passing through to a speaking engagement but stops of at “Little John’s Sports Saloon” to grab a drink and calm the nerves. A shady bearded figure in the corner starts eying the smarty dressed well aging Barack.

Clearly drunk the old man gets up revealing himself to be none other than a very disgruntled and bitter old George W Bush. All the talking in the world won’t talk this old drunk out of a good old fisty cuffs! So the fight is on…

In this scenario Bush is not well matched in the age ranks but he is drunk as a skunk and dumb as doorknob. Barack’s fitness regime may have gone out of the window and his slender figure doesn’t lend to well to hard knocks. Bush would probably win out this time around.

If the fight happened today, live on TV, in controlled conditions….. My money would be on Barack.

Now what do you think?

These fellows have been fighting it out for a long time to be the coolest movie star but now they are both aging a little and settling into the more interesting roles. Also their private lives are a million miles apart so meeting for a good old fight is unlikely.

But if it did happen….

Johnny Depp doesn’t strike me as the violent type but he is cheeky and obviously knows how to swing a sword around. Brad has been seen munching burgers and smoking countless cigarettes but when the time is needed he still pulls of the beach look pretty damn well… Is it just show or can he pack a punch.

My money however is on Brad. He lives the ruff and tumble world of a Hollywood playboy and you would also have to be tough to get along with Angelina! Johnny lives a small reclusive life in a quiet part France whilst not on set. Fighting is probably quite foreign to him these days!

What do you think?

The Rottweiler has lock jaw, complete devotion and no fear but the bear is strong and is a full on wild animal. My money is on the bear

Who is going to win?