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BAWN The Last Jedi Wars: Part 2

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Tue, 19 Dec 2017 09:55:00 +0000

In the second part of our 2017 annual Star Wars podcast, we discuss:
1. What we would have done differently with the not-so-good bits of The Last Jedi.
2. Speculate pointlessly about Episode IX.
3. Rip the piss out of the Han Solo film and other, as yet unannounced spinoffs.

BAWN The Last Jedi Wars

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Sun, 17 Dec 2017 23:12:00 +0000

Years pass, and so do Star Wars films. Our thoughts on Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.

BAWN Kills DC (Extended) Universe

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 06:03:00 +0000

With Justice League gracing theatres, we turn our attention to the multi-film trainwreck (plus Wonder Woman, and Man of Steel if you're Lachlan) of the DC Extended Universe.

BAWN Kills Marvel (Cinematic) Universe: Phase 2

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 19 May 2017 13:44:00 +0000

The Burn and Whyte Noise Podcast Podcast continues to review the Marvel Cinematic Universe! In this episode we consider Phase 2, when things change as they stay the same.

BAWN Kills Marvel (Cinematic) Universe: Phase 1

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Wed, 10 May 2017 15:42:00 +0000

The Burn and Whyte Noise Podcast Podcast takes on the Marvel Cinematic Universe! In this episode, we cast our gaze over Phase 1 of the money-spinning bonanza.

Rogue One: A BAWN Wars Story (Part 2)

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Sun, 18 Dec 2016 16:55:00 +0000

Part 2 of our 2016 Star Wars podcast, this part focusing largely on The Force Awakens one year on and our thoughts about future films.

Rogue One: A BAWN Wars Story (Part 1)

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Sun, 18 Dec 2016 16:07:00 +0000

The BAWN Podcast podcast returns! In this first part of our 2016 Star Wars podcast we review Rogue One, giving plenty of attention to both the positives and negatives of the film.

The Burn and Whyte News 2016 Australian Federal Election Special

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 01 Jul 2016 07:54:00 +0000

Australia's going back to the polls, so it's high time we heard from Walter Konrad and his old mate Baz on the political situation in the great state of Eastern Australia.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Tue, 29 Mar 2016 03:08:00 +0000

Tell me, do you listen to comedy podcasts?
...you will.

Listen to this if you want to hear us ramble for a bit over 50 minutes about the new film "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice". Spoiler alert: we didn't hate it. But by how much? You'll have to find out.

The Burn and Whyte Noise Christmas Special

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 14:33:00 +0000

To emulate every last comedy tradition, here's a short special Christmas-themed instalment of The Burn and Whyte Noise, with a little Burn and Whyte News thrown in!

BAWN WARS

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 13:31:00 +0000

The BAWN Podcast Podcast discusses Star Wars: the Originals, the Prequels and our thoughts on the latest instalment, The Force Awakens.

Lots of big calls within.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 6

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 11 Dec 2015 01:30:00 +0000

It's the finale of the first series of The Burn and Whyte News, and there are some huge things going on in Stirling - so huge that they rival other Australian news in terms of international importance.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 5

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 04 Dec 2015 03:56:00 +0000

News is afoot in Stirling, the heart and soul of Eastern Australia. Tune in for Walter Konrad, Archie Duster, Preston Barclay, Harold Hughes and all the gang.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 4

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 27 Nov 2015 07:27:00 +0000

Live from Stirling, it's another episode of absurdity and satire presented to you by the inimitable Walter Konrad.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 3

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 07:21:00 +0000

Some extremely important news from Stirling, focusing on events and goings-on of great import.

Half an hour of satire and absurdist news parody.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 2

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 13 Nov 2015 05:37:00 +0000

This weeks' news from Stirling and Eastern Australia, voted third runner up to Vladivostok in the UN's "Top generally livable non-capital low-population metropolitan area" list.

Half an hour of absurd comedy and satire.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 1

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Fri, 06 Nov 2015 05:58:00 +0000

Listen here for the latest news from Stirling, capital of Eastern Australia, Australia's seventh state. Haven't you heard of it? It's right there, just between Queensland and New South Wales and Victoria.

This is the first episode of a brand new absurd and satirical comedy "news" series, casting a mocking gaze over Australia's culture, politics and media landscape.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 4 - Ancient Shadows

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 21:51:00 +0000

Thus we conclude Series 1 of The Last Door! Join us for another hour of spooky investigations and overly-dramatic narration.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 3 - The Four Witnesses

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Sat, 24 Oct 2015 04:38:00 +0000

Another episode of us playing through The Last Door is here! Check it out for an hour of chills and thrills all contrasted to us making silly jokes and references.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 2 - Memories

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 15 Oct 2015 05:18:00 +0000

It's time for our play-through of Episode Two of The Last Door, "Memories"!

It's an hour (or seventy minutes, to be precise) of spine-chilling point-'n'-click investigation with humorous commentary.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 1 - Pilot

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:43:00 +0000

Our content for this month is a Let's Play of the quite nice point-'n'-click horror adventure game The Last Door by The Game Kitchen!

In this part we play through the first episode of the game, aptly titled the Pilot Episode. Check it out for half an hour of chills and chuckles!

BEWARE THE BIRD

BAWN Origins

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 01 Oct 2015 09:38:00 +0000

An interview with famous experimental auteurs, followed by our own meandering thoughts.

The iNTERface

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 24 Sep 2015 10:32:00 +0000

In which we make up on the spot, and pitch a crappy young adult movie/novel called 'The iNTERface'.

The Burn & Whyte Noise Episode 7

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 24 Sep 2015 08:26:00 +0000

This episode of sketch comedy gold explores the possibility of ancient astronauts, the gym, and the tyranny of choice.

The Burn and Whyte Noise Episode 6

burnandwhtenoise@gmail.com (Burn, Lachlan. Whyte, Alastair. ) — Thu, 10 Sep 2015 09:21:00 +0000

This episode features the worst Kickstarter of all time, an uncontrollable fear of clowns, and pirates!