bdsm bad advice

A Voice Of Reason

Chris — Sat, 12 May 2012 09:21:17 +0000

A new comic!

The Rebeginninning

Chris — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 10:22:09 +0000

Hey look a new comic.

Revised Master/slave protocols

Jonathan — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:01:02 +0000

Yesterday, I tweeted about the revised Master/slave protocols that will appear in the D/sM-V, due to be published next year. Here are a few of the new official protocols:

A slave must walk six paces behind their Master… backwards.
In war zones, a slave must walk ahead of their Master while doing the Charleston, thus clearing any landmines in their path.
If a slave wishes to be released, they must notify their Master via singing telegram.
A Master may castrate a male slave without his consent, but the only acceptable method for castration is by locking the slave in the bathroom with a family of irritable badgers.
Upon receiving instructions, a slave must signal compliance by rolling their eyes and saying “Whatever!” with an exaggerated sigh. Making a W with their hands is optional.
A Master may recruit slaves by setting bear traps in dark corners of a Leather bar.
Slaves may only safeword in a tonal language like Cantonese.
If a Master has three or more slaves, he must make them into a human centipede.

Starting a Gorean Household (originally published 3/21/2011)

Jonathan — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:16:50 +0000

How to Be a True Dom (originally published 3/7/2011)

Jonathan — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:07:10 +0000

First Dungeon Party #3 (originally published 2/28/2011)

Jonathan — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:20:33 +0000

First Play Party #2 (originally published 2/21/2011)

Jonathan — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:30:42 +0000

First Dungeon Party #1 (originally published 2/14/2011)

Jonathan — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:02:29 +0000

Service Fundamentals (originally published 1/31/2011)

Jonathan — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:22:55 +0000

Getting the Most Out of Your Scenes (originally published 1/24/2011)

Jonathan — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:24:11 +0000