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I Took My Clothes Off #AndThenIhitMyDougie!!!!

Ms. Stylistik — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:23:06 +0000

I Took My Clothes Off #AndThenIhitMyDougie!!!!

NO MAAAAAAM PAM!!!!

Crackhead From Bronx, New York Gets Butt Nekkid In Public While Hittin The Dougie!

(Draws A Crowd Till Cops Take Her Away) [WSHH]

At first this was like OMG funny, I was dying laughing at this woman because "Where They Do That At"…(Oh yeah in NYC!!)

Then the cops came to rectify the situation, and Ms.Thing was beggin to go to jail for the rest of her life so I started feeling some kinda way.

It's really sad when life in jail is better than your "REAL" life. *smdh*

Stylsitik Signing out!!

UPDATE PHOTO OF T.I. IN POLICE CAR + VIDEO FUGGKERY!!!!

Ms. Stylistik — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:22:34 +0000

**UPDATE** PHOTO OF T.I. IN POLICE CAR + VIDEO FUGGKERY!!!!

***UPDATE***

T.I. was placed into a squad car with an unknown male. (TMZ)

That's either Jason Geter or C-Rod…it doesn't really look like Big Kuntry. #imjustsayin

NO MAAAAAM PAM!!! This is not a cute look!!

At least Tiny looked STYLISTIK with all her pinkness…..

As you well know, BeStylistik.com just reported that rapper T.I. and his wife Tiny were busted for possession of Meth & X HERE, but now TMZ just released a photo of Tiny getting handcuffed and escorted to her personal squad car.

Here's some more info about this photo from TMZ #getn2it below.

Sources on the scene tell us "Tiny" and T.I. were taken to separate squad cars and transported to a local Sheriff's station.

As we first reported, cops pulled the two over on Sunset Blvd around 10:18 PM for a traffic violation and then smelled marijuana. During a subsequent search of the vehicle, cops say they found a controlled substance — we're told it was not cocaine. The class of the controlled substance that was found includes methamphetamines and ecstasy.

Both were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.

They were released on $10,000 bail.

TMZ JUST PROVIDED A VIDEO!!!

I LOVE THEIR MESSY AZZES!!!

T.I. And Tiny Got Locked Up Last Night!!!!!!!

Ms. Stylistik — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:45:25 +0000

T.I. And Tiny Got Locked Up Last Night!!!!!!!

This is the "you gotta be fuggkin kiddin me" moment of the year!!!!

Our new favorite married rap couple has been locked the f-ck UP….TOGETHER!!!

Last night T.I. and Tiny were cruising through West Hollywood, and the police arrested them for alleged possession of a controlled substance. Hmmm, what do yall think it was….COKE?? (Since that's the new trend now *blank stare*)

It was probably some pills because you know TMZ and these other messy blogs lovvvve sayin somebody's azz in on COCAINE!

**UPDATE**

THEY WERE ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION OF METH AND ECSTACY!! BUT THERE WAS A WEED AROMA WHEN PULLED OVER.

METH???? GROSS!!! UGGGHH!!! THAT'S WORSE THAN CRACK!!

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????

All I can do is shake my damn head on this one because Tip hasn't even been out of prison a good 6 months yet, and he's ALREADY in trouble!!??!! This is all bad!!

You guys know that T.I. is still on federal probation after doing prison time on weapons charges…so we'll see how this situation pans out later today; since the couple was still in custody around midnight (pst)

Don't forget Paris Hilton was on probation too when she got locked up last week for COCAINE POSSESSION, so if that bisch gets ANOTHER slap on the wrist and T.I. has to go back to jail????!!??………. I think the LA riots might have to come back in 2010 because you all know that's some racist F-CK SHYT!!!

P.S. Yall are about to see what a ride or die bisch does when you see Tiny (Tameka Cottle) take this charge for her husband!!

#getn2it

MAAAAN, Shawty Lo’s Baby Mama Is A Crazy Bisch!!!!

Ms. Stylistik — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:16:34 +0000

MAAAAN, Shawty Lo’s Baby Mama Is A Crazy Bisch!!!!

*smdh*

I SEE why Shawty Lo broke off his engagement, with the mother of his child, in less than 2 months!!!

She is one psycho heaux, and her crazy azz forgot to empty her purse before she went to court in ATL.

Do you know that this heffa attempted to bring a 380 with 15 rounds in it, and a taser gun disguised as a cell phone (damnnn I want 1 of those) through the Fulton County courthouse security checkpoint!?!?

#REALLYGIRL??!?!?!?!?!

*side eye* Tambout she forgot they were in there….OOoOoKay chile!

But what are you doing with all of those weapons of mass destruction any damn way???

"Police said a woman tried to sneak a semi-automatic handgun and a cleverly disguised stun gun into the Fulton County courthouse. Investigators said the woman was arrested going into Fulton County superior court Tuesday. When she was stopped, the woman was carrying a handgun and a phone with a stun gun attached. " – Atlanta News

4 Yr. Old Boy Catches Herpes From Leftover Condom In ATL Hotel

Ms. Stylistik — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:00:16 +0000

4 Yr. Old Boy Catches Herpes From Leftover Condom In ATL Hotel

This is probably the MOST disturbing news that I've ever heard in my life!!!

Imagine checking into a hotel room that you think is so fresh and so clean-clean, you're unpacking your things while your child is playing around in the bed (because you know kids LOVE hotel rooms), and he brings you a "balloon" that he's having trouble blowing up.

BUT IT'S NOT A BALLOON, IT'S A GATDAMN USED CONDOM WITH SEMEN STILL IN IT!!!

AND HIS TONGUE IS ALL UP IN THE CONDOM BECAUSE HE'S BEEN TRYING TO BLOW THIS MUTHAFUGGKA UPPPP FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES!!!!

The saddest part of this story is that within 24 hours the little boy did indeed display symptoms of an STD, which has so far been diagnosed as Herpes. The family is still waiting on the rest of his blood work results to determine that he has NOT contracted anything worse….like HIV!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO????

Watch this news footage of the incident and post your thoughts!

*smdh*

Timbaland—Possible Suicide Attempt Over Some BS??

Ms. Stylistik — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:09:18 +0000

Timbaland—Possible Suicide Attempt Over Some BS??

I'm just as shocked as you all to even have to report this, but YES, the police in Malibu were on a manhunt for rapper/producer Timbaland yesterday in fear that he would harm himself over the THEFT of his $2 million dollar Jacob & Co watch.

Timbaland believes that he may know the jerk who stole it…..and soooo I ask…..shouldn't he want to kill THAT MUTHAFUGGKA instead of HIMSELF???? *confused face*

Also, where is the gatdamn insurance on a $2 million dollar piece of ANYTHING??? #hellooo If you feel like you want to die over losing some jewelry than it needs to be insured!!!

It's sad to see people so attached to material possessions, in which, they're ready to end their lives because they no longer can obtain them?!?

This is Timbaland we're talking about….he wipes his azz with about $2 mill a week so why is he so distraught over a gatdamn watch??

*smdh*

#getn2 what TMZ is reporting about this tragedy!!

According to sources, the L.A. County Sheriff's Department put out a "possible suicide attempt" APB just before 5 PM PT yesterday. A helicopter and squad cars went on the hunt for the rapper/producer's Escalade.

Here's what we're told happened … Timbaland was on the phone earlier in the day with his brother-in-law … deeply upset about something. We're told one of the things that was eating at him was a theft at his Malibu residence a day before. Someone had stolen a crazy expensive Jacob & Co. watch — valued at $2 million — and Timbaland suspected it might have been someone he trusted.

Timbaland left his home yesterday and began driving. Family members couldn't locate him, became extremely worried and called the Sheriff's Department.

We're told the helicopter located the Escalade, ground crews pulled Timbaland over and began talking to him. At some point they put Timbaland in a patrol car and took him to his residence, where they continued speaking with him and family members.

Deputies called for paramedics to come and evaluate Timbaland. After the evaluation, paramedics determined Timbaland was not a threat to himself and left.

We're told the Sheriff's Department is investigating the theft of Timbaland's jewelry and they have possible suspects.

Timbaland's rep could not be reached for comment.

Let me just say, that I'm glad that Timmy did NOT go through with what ever the devil was feeding his mind.

These celebrities need a reality check because there are REAL people with REAL problems out here, so please stop being selfish by attempting suicide over meaningless shyt!!!

[Hit◊Listik] Cee-Lo x 50 Cent – Fuck You (remix)

Ms. Stylistik — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:34:05 +0000

[Hit◊Listik] Cee-Lo x 50 Cent – Fuck You (remix)

Thursday (Aug. 19) Cee-Lo Green released another bonafide hit called Fuck You on his Youtube channel, and I am already in love with this song for OBVIOUS reasons. No, not because it's a song about a guy who's mad at his girl for leaving him for a rich azz dude, but because I like singing "Fuck Youuu!!!! ooooo-oooooo".

I wonder if Cee-Lo is a Youtube partner since his video has reached nearly 1.9 million views in 4 days can we say cha-chiiiinggg $$$!! He's a musical genius #handsDOWN!!

*side-note* I know Steven Slater probably wishes he could've played this song as his theme music when he made his dramatic exit off of that Jet Blue plane.

Anyweezy—but guess who's azz saw the fast success in Cee-Lo's new song and decided to create a remix response to the record???……Yes it's ya boy 50 Cent!!

He's still trying to figure out how he can be relevant in the music industry once again, but #noshade he snapped on his lil freestyle.

Check out the remix to Fuck You featuring 50 Cent —> Listen & Download HERE