I don't know WHY T.I. has been reportedly denying marriage rumors, but TMZ just obtained Clifford "T.I." Harris, Jr. & Tameka "Tiny" Cottle's marriage license that was registered TODAY (July 30th) in Miami, FL.

#getn2it

Now earlier this week I DID delete a post from BeStylistik.com stating that Tip and Tiny were going to wed this past Wednesday, July 28th. The only reason that I posted it was because I asked a CLOSE source to the camp when & where was the wedding. The message that I received said "WED IN MIAMI" ….so of  course I thought that meant Wednesday IN Miami, but it actually translated to "WEDDING IN MIAMI" #DEADDD…..and I found that out the day AFTER I posted it. *smdh* LOL

Anyweezy—you win some…you eff up some!! Just like TMZ is EFFIN by saying "rapper T.I. got married earlier today — in a secret ceremony at a Miami Beach courthouse." 

Ummm NO MAAM PAMMMM…..Tiny didn't wait NINE YEARS to get married in a courthouse all the way in MIAMI!! She could have beeeeeen settled for that in ATLANTA a long time ago!! #hellooo

Well the big day for the two is tomorrow (July 31st), and BeStylistik.com wishes them many years of happiness & blessings to come! *mwaaah*

Soooo I made a quick stop by MTO and found the most disturbing story about a female who hacked into her EX-boyfriend's Facebook account, and found ALL of these messages between him and some other DL dude….going at each other!!! I swear a tear came to my eye reading this because this is some LIVE buulllshyt!! You hear me??

I'm seriously not an advocate of checking dudes emails, and phones….BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA GATDAMN DO IT!!!

LOOK AT THIS SHYT HERE!!!

**click to enlarge..so you can really #getn2it**

I'm TIRED of you DL men putting women at risk!! This shyt is getting out of control daily and none of you mafuggkaz seem to care!! You guys saw in those messages that this chick has a child with ol boy, so that means they have UNPROTECTED SEX!!! #HELLLOOOO *smdh* AIDS is a muthafuggka and I'm NOT tryna catch it…even when I'm married or "playin married", and this DL guy is PLAYING with her life!! (that's not cute!!!)

I mean is every man GAY NOW?? Looks like it!!

You DL's need to let the woman decide if she even wants to get involved with your fuggkery UPFRONT–trust there is a large percentage of women who ARE open to it!!

Finding out like THIS is grounds for getting your azz killed!! #realtalk

I NEED THIS CHICK ON LINE 1 PLEASE….

YOU KNOW….I HAVE TO KNOW HOW SHE HANDLED THIS ONE!!!!!!

Hey friends!! I'm happy to tell you that our good buddy ol pal @JackyJasper from HSK is back with some more JUICE for BeStylistik.com!!

Thank gawd it's a doozie because the blogging world has been BOOORRIINNG for the past few weeks. (sorry no DL GAY NEWS today )

Anyweezy–Be Stylistik just found out that Carmelo Anthony paid a contestant from the Ochocinco: Ultimate Catch Show $2000 for some puzzay!!  No wonder it took him sooooo long to tie the knot with Lala!?!?Melo was out payin heauxz, and 2k to play!!

Shyyyd Melo you've been playing for the WRONGGG gatdamn team all of this time, you should have been playing for #teamSTYLISTIK….shyt!! I mean the going rate in Atlanta is around $200 and/or a Gucci purse off a stolen credit card.  *I feel sorry for those heauxz!!*

Ok ok okaaayy, so you're wondering who the bad-bad bisch is in the pic above….

Let me let YALL #getn2it!!

D-D-D-DAAAMMMMN SHE'S BAD AS HELL….RIGHT??

Would you spend 2 stacks on that AZZ fellas??

This is Heather "aka" @halie305 from VH1's Ochocinco: Ultimate Catch. Heather is a dancer at Miami's hottest strip club King Of Diamond's.

Is she a prostitute you ask??

Well…YES!!

This is the SAME chick that Kat Stacks used to rant about getting beat up by "her PIMP". So damnnn, I guess her pimp negotiated that $2000 deal with Carmelo *he got REAL clientele*…..I wonder what his agency FEE was?? I hope Heather got AT LEAST half…if not MOST!! *smdh*

You MUST check out Jacky Jasper's blog HERE to get the rest of the details on this story!!

Dear I AM ANONYMOUS–

FIRST, let me wipe away my tears because I am truly touched that when any of my readers "thinks about D!CK" they associate Ms. Stylistik with it…..that's a beautiful thing…THANK YOU!!

*in my slow talking Tina Turner voice*

Being the d!ck connoisseur that I am, I have experienced a plethora of penis in all shapes and sizes and a curved d!ck has been one of my recent favs.

I really appreciate a guy with a slightly curved one because it can directly stimulate the G-Spot, and when stroked correctly it will cause a FASTER & AMAZING ORGASM!!! #WHEWWWW *flashback*

So don't be scared of that curve hunni—just turn-around, toot that azz up right, and let this fine dude hit it from the back.

Doggy style is my recommended position for the curvies because if you know your body…..you'll understand that the inside of the vagina has a slight tilt so it's really about matching up YOUR angle with HIS curve.

I would NEVER have missionary sex with a curved d!ck because that muthafuggka just seems to make a wrong turn into a corner pocket that just wasn't made for fuggkin. 

But reverse cowgirl is also good one, just be careful…you can't bounce to hard on it because "one time in band camp" I felt that d!ck tap my spinal cord, and it's just not worth being paralyzed over no d!ck. #imjustsayin *smdh*

Also if you lie down on your side and let him hit it from the back (this is called the Spoon position)….you'll accomplish all of your orgasmic goals with his curved penophagus too.

So don't be scared girl!! He's just able to cover more territory with that curve! So werrrk it!!

The REAL challenge is sucking a curved d!ck…..and you might have to sign up for my classes for that one! ;-y

~toodles

Ms. Stylistik

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Remember all of that shyt Kanye was talking towards Twitter last May??

Well let me refresh your memory!!

My how things have come full circle for Kanye. Every artist seems to join TWITTER just in time to promote their new album, and as you can see TWITTER is feeding the f-ck out of his EGO…..24 tweets IN and he's having a GREAT time already!! I'm sure we'll be seeing hella twitpics of shopping sprees of him and his she-males soon! Finally, some twittertainment because it was starting to get boring!!

Yeezy's 3rd Tweet on his account was to let the world know that he's losing his "Good Ass Job" title and he's on the search for something new, and I think that's a "Good Ass Idea".

As you can see I'm following….I wouldn't miss this fuggkery for the world!

wooooooooooooooooo!!

Bun B and Drake have a HIT HERE!!!!

I gotta new song to F-ck too!! #haaayyyyyy

Listen & Download: Bun B x Drake – Put it Down

Diddy and the Bad Boy fam shares a double cover with Dr. Dre & Eminem for VIBE magazine's 15th Anniversary JUICE issue….isn't somebody who's last name rhymes with GARAGE missing?? I mean I thought she was fam too? #OKBYE

But anyweezy—CASSIE LOOKS GREAT!!! Her pose served the world so HARD I thought she had an album OUT that went platinum.

All they needed for this cover was Diddy, Cassie, and Rick Ross everybody else can go have a seat!!

In this issue you'll see how the editor-in-chief, Jermaine Hall, put Puff on blast about the Nicki Minaj vs. Lil Kim beef; here's an excerpt of Diddy's response.

COP THE 15th JUICE ISSUE

**ON STANDS AUGUST 16th**

P.S. If you haven't been by VIBE.com today…you need to shoot over there and see how Diddy took over the ENTIRE site as the editor.

What an EGO BOOST for him!?!