tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70865539378755900992024-09-15T02:46:46.242-04:00Inspired by living. newnaughty.blogspot.com, like jersey shore but in Boston, so better. Contains hilarious stories and pop-culture articles relevant to college student, young adults, people from New England, or anyone who cares about a good time.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-69442304932826777692014-10-24T08:43:00.002-04:002014-10-24T08:43:30.285-04:00

The Most Unbelievable Excuses for Calling In Sick When asked to share the most dubious excuses employees have given for calling in sick, employers reported hearing the following real-life examples: Employee just put a casserole in the oven. Employee’s plastic surgery for enhancement purposes needed some "tweaking" to get it just right. Employee was sitting in the bathroom and her feet and

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-7351116111758103502014-09-26T21:11:00.000-04:002014-09-26T21:11:08.833-04:00

This kid gets it. So young and even he can realize his parents only have a limited amount of time/money to spend on him and he already has to share that with his little brother.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-21563374770249988242014-07-14T20:44:00.002-04:002014-07-14T20:44:32.606-04:00

The world cup is finally over, which means we can finally stop talking about soccer. America really jumped on the world cup bandwagon, causing many to proclaim that "soccer has arrived!" in the US but I doubt it will take much more than a few months before we've all forgotten about it. Pro soccer in the US is largely thought of as uninteresting. It is hard to argue with the low scoring and

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-55414055226574414372014-01-31T09:18:00.001-05:002014-01-31T09:18:43.103-05:00

Today I will be attending the Waste Management Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale. I've never been to a PGA event before but I expect it should be a good time, especially after it's been described as "the drunkest tournament of the PGA season" Pics and updates later today/tomorrow. For real time updates follow me on twitter @newnaughty

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-67429398027084489292014-01-02T20:43:00.002-05:002014-01-02T20:43:40.138-05:00

One of my friends from NH just sent me this video of a cop pushing a car through an intersection in the snow. I can't figure out how to upload the video since it was sent on facebook but this screen shot pretty much tells the whole story.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-66048365390142944142014-01-02T20:02:00.001-05:002014-01-02T20:11:13.332-05:00

Click here to see the video because I can't be bothered to embed it The other announcer at the end sums it up best: "I don't know what was more impressive, that goal or that call" P.S. How about the pass that set up that goal. Just wide open.

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So the Red Sox won. Boston is sure to be a fucking mad house tonight. I heard the president was there today too? Strangely no one gave a shit, even the local papers barely mentioned it: Anyways the game was actually pretty great, which should mean something coming from someone that regularly compares watching baseball to watching paint dry. Yet for me the victory was somewhat soured by the

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-33016780206351462362013-10-24T01:24:00.001-04:002013-10-24T01:27:44.375-04:00

Bruins win, Red Sox win, Celtics win. Great night to be a Boston fan. Maybe not such a great night to be Loui Eriksson:

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-22441910373421717902013-10-18T09:44:00.002-04:002013-10-18T09:46:15.258-04:00

This weekend I am moving into a new place in Scottsdale, AZ. I know this site has kinda been put on the back burner the last few months but now I think its time to revamp the site and start anew as NewNaughty:West It won't be long until another one of the original NewNaughty members will be moving to LA to pursue his dreams so I think over time we should have a good variety of stories from AZ

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-8157694536921783632013-04-25T12:30:00.003-04:002013-04-25T12:30:45.566-04:00

Me: Why did we come here, this place sucks. Batman: Because this where everyone our age hangs out, it's like a college bar. Me: Well is it a gay college bar? Because there is a lot of dudes here.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-54652709629128305082013-04-23T18:28:00.000-04:002013-04-23T18:28:06.353-04:00

I've noticed alot of girls have gotten into relationships towards the end of 2012. Well I am going to make a prediction: 90% of relationships that started between August and February will be done by July.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-484758172813959872013-04-02T20:57:00.002-04:002013-04-02T21:00:58.639-04:00

1 1/2 oz 151 proof rum 2 - 3 dashes Tabasco sauce Build ingredients in a shot glass, and serve. Sounds scary. It's called a prairie dog; some girl recommended this shot to me on facebook but I've yet to find anyone with a stomach strong enough to try it with me.  This got me thinking about other shots I've never tried: Feeling Canadian? How about a 'Moose Fart': 1 part

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-51263260555633504682013-02-06T18:16:00.001-05:002013-02-07T07:16:08.525-05:00

All the media this morning has been talking about a new study from Northern Kentucky University. The study is to be published in a journal called "Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research," which really should be the title of my memoirs. The study consisted of 16 young men and women who were given either Smirnoff mixed with Squirt, Smirnoff mixed with diet Squirt, or a placebo

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-57366628217136678932013-01-14T12:52:00.002-05:002013-01-14T12:52:42.445-05:00

Miss America Contestant Says Marijuana Should Only Be Legal For "Recreational Use and Health Care" During the 2013 Miss America pageant. Miss Iowa was asked about marijuana to which she responded, "I personally know people who have had to go to medical marijuana for their last resort, for their health care and I completely agree with that, However, I don't think it should be used for anything

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-5258043154294366382012-12-30T09:36:00.001-05:002012-12-30T09:49:28.292-05:00

For those of you that have never played craps, [from wikipedia:] "Each round has two phases: Come Out and Point. To start a round, the shooter makes one or more Come Out rolls. A Come Out roll of 2, 3 or 12 (called Craps, the shooter is said to 'crap out') ends the round with players losing their Pass Line bets. A Come Out roll of 7 or 11 (a Natural) results in a win for Pass Line bets. The

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-82413322741316231912012-12-14T14:53:00.000-05:002012-12-15T09:02:52.335-05:00

Usually when a group of guys is planning on heading to a house party they will try to bring a group of girls with them to increase their chances of getting in. Once inside, however, it is not uncommon for the guys to separate so they can try and meet other girls. Girls have a similar strategy. They might bring a few guys with them to a party or even a bar, but for a much different reason. A

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-79195031615696756532012-12-11T17:24:00.003-05:002012-12-11T17:29:32.576-05:00

(this story actually occurred a few months ago but I started writing it right after it happened...) Last night me and my friend came up with an awesome new game. We were drinking at my house, playing beer pong and chatting with some of the neighbors. Then one of my friends decides we should go out downtown. Its already pretty late at this point, and I was not exactly sober, but I reluctantly

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-73891641121757910552012-10-28T10:05:00.001-04:002012-11-26T14:11:25.928-05:00

CEOS AND OFFICE HOES may be my new favorite theme. But maybe that's just because I love dressing up. Last friday we celebrated my roommates and one of our good friend's birthdays. It was pretty last minute, at least compared to most newnaughty parties. We only came up with the idea the weekend before (though I really should say 'we', I had surprisingly little to do with the planning this time)

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-57419113834057632182012-09-25T18:56:00.001-04:002012-09-25T18:56:42.572-04:00

Thanks so much to everyone who came to our 2nd annual Back2School party for helping us kick off the new party season with style. For those of you who weren't there, here's what happened: Up front we had DJ Justin Loranger start setting things off around 9:30. My roommates and I tapped the keg and started things off with some Beruit in the kitchen. By 10:30, confident and I had been on the table

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-725223471514304672012-09-21T14:10:00.001-04:002012-09-21T14:10:29.031-04:00

Well I was hoping to have an awesome video post today but apparently I don't have the right cable so we're gonna have to settle for just text: We've got a great situation right now. We now live right next to both a sorority and a fraternity. And big shout out to both of them because weve been having a blast partying with them. Last night the fraternity was throwing a party and just had way too

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-10278072020704593042012-09-16T18:55:00.002-04:002012-09-16T19:02:27.098-04:00

Don't you love that feeling when everything you say to a woman gets a positive reaction. When every move you make is the right one. This feeling has come to be known as "godmode" and that really is the best name for it. It's like you can do no wrong. This video does a pretty good job of explaining what I'm talking about: Once you watch that, celebrate your confidence with a great newnaughty

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-66893315109354177652012-09-14T15:36:00.002-04:002012-09-14T15:40:29.824-04:00

For the past couple weekends I've been wearing this shirt around:People keep asking where they can get one of their own. Well, these shirts (as well as others) are available online at our shop Here Check out the rest of our shirts.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-80767139243510208732012-09-09T14:18:00.003-04:002012-09-09T14:20:27.824-04:00

last night got pretty wild; I'm going to maine for a couple days then I should have a story up about soon after but for now I'll leave you with the best quote I heard all night: [talking about a sorority house] "I have the key to their house, I used to sell copies for 6$" -random frat guy

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-13516731045253446592012-09-07T15:37:00.003-04:002012-09-07T19:40:28.005-04:00

School started for UML students this week. The most important effect of this is that the town has finally come alive. The first sign of this was when me and my roommate were walking to get food, somewhere around 1am, and ended up being invited to 3 parties all within walking distance (and yes, we made an appearance at each one). Between the NewNaughty house, the frat and sorority next door, and

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7086553937875590099.post-76116454010488365682012-08-28T17:00:00.006-04:002012-08-28T17:12:47.189-04:00

So NewNaughty has been pretty quiet this summer as we've all been busy with different things, but school is starting soon which means everyone will be back @ UML and ready to party.We'll be kicking things off in September with our back2school bash.In case you've been living under a rock and have never been to one of our parties, here's a taste of what you can expect in the coming months:

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