BEDLAM

Bedlam Jokes - The way to treat wives

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:44:00 +0000

Bedlam humour. Here's a joke from a new contributer, Evan. May there be many more. If you like the joke, please vote it up on Stumble or Digg. A couple of days ago, Barry was sitting on the patio, relaxing and drinking beer while watching his wife mow the lawn. Lorna from next door saw him and...

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Restaurant Paraiso

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:34:00 +0000

Bedlam - Party A handful of us decided to have a night out at the Restaurant Paraiso, in Parcent last night. Great stuff - live music, dancing, and good food - made all the better for eating outdoors. Anthony James Barnett - author of WITHOUT REPROACH

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Bedlam jokes - short collection

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:02:00 +0000

Bedlam humour. Another set of jokes from John Evans. Thanks John. If you have more, send 'em in, I love 'em. If you like the jokes, please don't forget to give it a thumbs up on Stumble or Digg to let other people know about it. Henry went to see the nurse for his annual check-up. She told him...

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Joke - Contagious or not....

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:09:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. This is another contribution from John Evans. Thanks John. If you have any more, send them in. A teacher asked her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's favourite, jumped up and said, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well...

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Joke - The old man and skinny-dipping girls

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:39:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. This contribution came from John Evans. Thanks John - hope hope you find more. If you like the joke, please give us a thumbs up on Stumble or Digg. Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was...

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Joke - The Italian boy and the loose girl

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:26:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Fred Ashford has just emailed yet another new joke. I don't know where he gets them from. Please help by giving the thumbs up on Stumble and Digg - The boy settles into the confessional and says, 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest...

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Joke - Getting old

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:30:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Here's yet another contribution from Fred Ashford. Wife:- What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? Husband:- Take off your bra. That'll pull them out. ---------------------------------------------------- Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use...

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Joke - Donald Duck and Daisy

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:20:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Fred Ashford has come up with another little gem. Many thanks Fred. Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.'...

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Joke - The ole biker and the hand job....

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:52:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. I have to thank Jack Chambers once more for this joke. I love it. If you do, please give it a thumbs-up on Stumble or Digg. A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes...

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Joke - Cleaning the shit.

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:44:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Jack Chambers has sent me another humorous piece. Haven't heard it put this way before, but it's a great analogy. If you enjoy the post, please vote it up on Stumble, Digg or any other Social Bookmark service you use. I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled...

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Joke - The senior citizen and sperm

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:46:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour. Wow! Fred Ashford has come up with yet another joke. Where the hell does he get them from? A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I'll need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm...

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Joke - The Catholic priest

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:27:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour. Okay, so here's another joke. If you're offended.... tough. I like it. What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne usually only comes on a boy's face after he's 12 years old.... Hope it was to your taste. If it was, don't forget to give it a thumbs up on...

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Joke - The Texan and the tight skirt

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:11:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour. Once again Fred Ashford has contributed a joke. I'm glad he keeps finding these gems. Keep 'em rolling, Fred. May there be many more. If you like the post, please remember to give it a thumbs up on Stumble, Digg or your favourite Social bookmarking site, to let other people know...

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Joke - the virgin and the pasta

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:02:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Here's another joke from Jack Chambers. If you like it, please vote it up on Stumble, Digg or whatever social bookmark you use. Maria had just married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very...

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More supermarket shit

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:48:00 +0000

Bedlam - comment. Do you purchase fruit from a supermarket? We do, we get our stuff from Mercadonna. Why do the bastards insist on sticking germ-ridden labels onto soft fruit? It isn't just Mercadonna, it seems to be all supermarkets. Is it the supermarkets, the distributors or the producers...

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Joke - the two dwarfs.

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:54:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Fred Ashford has just emailed me another joke. Hope you enjoy..... If you do, please give me a thumbs up on Stumble, Digg or whatever Social Bookmark site you use.... Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel...

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Joke - The chicken farmer and coincidence

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Here's great joke from the fun loving Jack Chambers. The Chicken Farmer A chicken farmer stopped in local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence'...

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joke - Call centre conversations

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:09:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Once again I have a submission from Fred Ashford.....Hope you enjoy, I did. These are Real call centre conversations Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from,...

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Lorries and Jalon

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:38:00 +0000

Bedlam - comment.I wish to inform the driver who left his lorry on the roundabout in Jalon, Spain, with the engine running that there are better places to park when you want to pee. Next post on Bedlam. End of post - Lorries and Jalon .Anthony James Barnett - author of WITHOUT REPROACH

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Joke - The golfing nun

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:51:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Fred ashford has sent me yet another joke from his bottomless pit of funnies....... THE GOLFING NUN....... It's evening, and a nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked...

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Amy Winehouse and the swimming pool

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:01:00 +0000

Bedlam - comment. Jeez! AMY WINEHOUSE is at it again. Management at the Caribbean resort where AMY WINEHOUSE is staying have now banned her from taking a swim in their pool. Staff at the Cotton Bay holiday complex in St Lucia became concerned at AMY’s practice of taking a dip after lengthy...

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Joke - Lady luck

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:08:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Thanks to Jack Chambers for sending me this. Lady Luck. Can you believe it? What are the mathematical chances of having two lots of good luck in only 2 days? This guy wins Lotto on a Wednesday, and then finds a fiancé just 2 days later. Nice one Jack. Keep 'em rolling. Next...

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Joke - 100% effort

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:33:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Thanks again to Fred Ashford for this joke. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?...

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What the hell is it with the Spanish and car parks?

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:24:00 +0000

Bedlam comment. What the hell is it with the Spanish and car parks? They piss me off. Everywhere you turn they're turning car parking areas into building plots and high-rise apartment blocks. I've seen it time after time in Calpe and Benidorm. What was once a neat little area for parking is...

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Amy Winehouse, a bit of a dog

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:23:00 +0000

Bedlam comment. Trouble seems to dog AMY WINEHOUSE! Amy has now been forbidden to take in any more canines after infuriated management at the resort where she’s staying had to FUMIGATE her St Lucian home. The disgraced singing sensation, living at the luxurious Cotton Bay Resort complex on St...

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