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Joke - Should the UK adopt The Euro?

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:11:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour . Thanks to Fred Ashford for sending me this joke. A cross-section survey of 50,000 people in the UK, made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese,...

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Joke - The frisky husband

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:32:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Thank goodness for John Evans. You can always rely on him for a laugh, One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm, his usual 'starter for ten'. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and...

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Joke - The hotel lobby

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:30:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. John Evans has been kind enough to send in another joke. A man bumped into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he did so, his elbow went into her breast. They were both quite startled. The man turned to her in embarrassment. 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know...

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Joke - Mohammed's first day

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:53:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Jack Chambers has sent another joke. Haven't heard from him for a while. Hope there are more to come. Mohammed was fresh to the area. He entered his brand new classroom. “Hello there. And what's your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammed,” answered the kid. “We're in Australia...

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Joke - Paddy in a fight

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:53:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. John Evans has sent in another joke from his huge repertoire. Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks...

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Joke - Murphy's babies

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:17:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Thanks to Elsie Smith of Leek, Staffs, for sending in this joke. Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and...

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Joke - Prince Charles and the hooker

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:18:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour Once again John Evans has submitted a joke from his never ending store. Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One...

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Joke - A question of health

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:36:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour Thanks to Micheline de Marsac for contributing these two jokes. Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up...

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Joke - The new monk

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:11:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour John Evans has sent another joke. I love it. Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the...

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Joke - The underweight baby

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:25:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour . John Evans has sent another joke - check it out for a good laugh - A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby. Eventually he checked the baby's weight, and looking...

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Joke - The Geography of People.

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:51:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour . Here's another joke from one of my stalwart suppliers of laughter, John Evans. The Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to...

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Joke - What type of bra?

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:37:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour . Here's another joke from Elsie Smith. What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. ' Type?' inquires the...

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Joke - The philosophy of ambiguity

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:45:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour Here's a joke sent to me by Victoria Lange of Restaurante Paraiso Parcent, from one of her customers David Reeley. I thinks it's very clever.... For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity....( as well as the idiosyncrasies of english) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,...

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Pissing on the Tax Man

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:15:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Elsie Smith from Leek in Staffordshire has sent in another joke. I found it absolutely hilarious. The Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office. The auditor is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his...

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Joke - Why MEN should write advice columns.

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:22:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Jack Chambers has sent in another joke. Not heard from him for a while, let's hope he's back to stay.... Why Men Should Write Advice Columns Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then...

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A puzzling moment

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:27:00 +0000

Bedlam - comment My wife is a bit pissed off at the moment. Like a lot of people she enjoys a crossword or two, and a bit of Sudoku when she can - reckons it keeps the old brain cells from getting sticky - and I have to agree, keeping the grey matter active keeps you young. BUT....she thought...

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Ireland's biggest robbery

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:10:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. John Evans sent this in. I found it very umusing. See what you think. "The Vanilla Pudding Robbery" This is an excerpt from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. "Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling...

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Joke - Four old men

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:10:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour . Kath Chambers has sent in another joke. Four old men were sitting round a campfire near the beach philosophising about what the fastest thing in the world might be. One of the men poked the fire. “I think the fastest thing is probably a thought -because before you can think,...

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Funniest ever mating ritual

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:57:00 +0000

Bedlam humour . I've just watched one of the funniest video clips I've seen for ages. When Stephen Fry goes in search of a rare bird in New Zealand, he finds himself privy to an unusual mating ritual which is "one of the funniest things he has ever seen". Mating ritual. Please take a look. I can...

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Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:29:00 +0000

Bedlam - opinion . So you think have a good idea. What do you do now? What happens next? If you're a teenager at university you might just be on track to making a few million bucks. Take a look at this article about Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg. He came up with the idea of making a software...

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Joke - Tommy and the Bull

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:57:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humor. This joke is from Kath Chambers. A right scream. Little Tommy rushed into the farmhouse and said, 'Mummy, mummy, come look. The bull is f *** ing one of the cows' His mother's jaw dropped, 'Tommy,' she scolded. 'You must never say that word again. You should say, the bull is...

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Joke - The maid's pay rise.

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. Jack Chambers has found a new joke - he's always a good source of humour. The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to head it off by tackling her about it. She said firmly, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' 'Well, Senora, there...

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Joke - Christmas trees and men...

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:05:00 +0000

Bedlam humour. Here's another joke from Sonia Biddulph of Leek, Staffs, England. She keeps coming up with short, sweet jokes that tickle my fancy..... Why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for twelve whole days and twelve nights, has rather cute balls and looks good with the...

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Joke - Why do women orgasm

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:31:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour. This is with permission from my Facebook friend Sonia Biddulph from Leek, Staffs., Two eggs boiling in a pan, one egg says to the other.. "I've got a huge crack!" the other egg replies "Stop f***ing teasing me, I'm not hard yet!" Is it true that women only have orgasms so they...

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Joke - Two Indian Junkies

noreply@blogger.com (Anthony James Barnett) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:02:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour This joke comes by kind permission of Sonia Biddulph of Leek. Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka Hilarious. Thanks Sonia. I hope you have some more tucked...

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