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Vive la difference

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:59:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Ed Goldstraw sent this joke: WOMEN - Two female friends are catching up: - So, how was your evening last night? - A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love...

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You are the father

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:39:00 +0000

Bedlam Humour Gina and Malcolm Shenton sent me this joke: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think...

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How to wash a cat

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:41:00 +0000

Bedlam This was sent in by Ed Goldstraw How to wash a cat This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. ...

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Britain's Fleet

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:47:00 +0000

Bedlam Viewpoint Ed Goldstraw sent this in - it speaks volumes:The Royal Navy is proud of its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and...

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Paddy's Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:07:00 +0000

Bedlam Humour Ed Goldstraw sent this joke: Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." Mick says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." AJ Barnett - author of WITHOUT REPROACH

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In The Spirit Of Christmas - 21st Century

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:15:00 +0000

Bedlam Ed Goldstraw has sent this joke: In The Spirit Of Christmas - 21st Century WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED While shepherds watched their flocks by night All seated on the ground, The Angel of the Lord came down, And Glory shone around. The Union of Shepherds has complained that it...

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The Old Couple and the Sex Therapist

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 08:28:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Jack Chambers has sent another joke. An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed...

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Dear Mum...

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:54:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Gina and Malcolm Shenton have sent this joke. A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst...

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Sex and Batteries

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:21:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Jack Chambers has sent another joke The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did... she's 21 and her name is Lucy.Thanks Jack, I bet...

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The Elderly Couple and 24 inches

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 20:06:00 +0000

Bedlam HumourEd Goldstraw has sent yet another joke. An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight....

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Did you ever stop and wonder

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 07:50:00 +0000

Bedlam - humor Ed Goldstraw has sent another series of funnys: Did you ever stop and wonder....... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that...

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Dealing with Junk Mail and Telemarketer

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:16:00 +0000

Bedlam View Tips for Handling Telemarketers Three Little Words That Work!! The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming...

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Questions you just can't answer

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 07:19:00 +0000

Bedlam Humor Ed Goldstraw has sent another email: Questions you just can't answer Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient...

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Heaven

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 11:48:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Here's another joke from Ed Goldstraw: Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to...

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The best Hospital Sign........ever

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 08:26:00 +0000

Bedlam Ed Goldstraw sent this - I love it: The best Hospital Sign........ever ? Well Done, Northampton !!! Where else but the National Health in the UK? Thanks Ed - very funny ...

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The Nun and the Pencil

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:07:00 +0000

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The Scottish Cow

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:58:00 +0000

Bedlam Humour Elsie Smith has sent another joke: The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. They brought the cow from Scotland. It was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was...

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The annual pilgrimage

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 06:46:00 +0000

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When Banks Rob People

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 07:11:00 +0000

Bedlam viewpoint When Banks rob people AJ Barnett - author of WITHOUT REPROACH

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King Arthur and the Witch:

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:22:00 +0000

Bedlam - humour Ed Goldstraw sent in this joke: King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his...

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The Happy Garden, Moraira - Don't Eat There

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:01:00 +0000

Bedlam - view Yesterday we were in our local resort of Moraira on the Costa Blanca. A lovely place - quiet at this time of year now the tourist season is over. Whilst there we decided to have a meal and chose one of our favourite restaurants - The Happy Garden. Whoops - big mistake. I...

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Old Butch

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:14:00 +0000

Bedlam Humour Ed Goldstraw has sent another joke Old Butch John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was...

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The Blond and a Brick

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:29:00 +0000

Bedlam - Humour Jack Chambers has sent another little quip: Q: What's the difference between a blond and a brick? A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. Lol - thanks Jack AJ Barnett - author of WITHOUT REPROACH

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The Agony of Dyslexia

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:18:00 +0000

Bedlam Humour Here's another joke from Jack Chambers: The Agony of Dyslexia After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: "You idiot....

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The 90 year old golfer

noreply@blogger.com (ajbarnett) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:30:00 +0000

Bedlam Humour Jack Chambers has sent another joke. Arthur is 90 years old.He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast."That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't...

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