BEER BLAGER

Dear Winner,

2009-10-25T05:25:00.000-05:00

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
$750,000.00 (Seven hundred and fifty thousand United State Dollars) and a
brand new BMW 5 Series Car from International programs held today the 12th
of June 2009 in Madrid - Spain .
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(less) from a database of over 250,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you was
selected.
The BMW Lottery is approved by the Spanish Gaming Board and also licensed
by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This
promotional lottery is the 2nd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the
public.
To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary
claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your
prize.
MR. BRAIN JONES
Telephone: +34 -634-004-949
Fax: + 34 – 917- 903-828
Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
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Under listed information's as soon as possible:
1. Name in full.------------------------------
2. Address.-----------------------------------
3. Nationality.-------------------------------
4. Age.---------------------------------------
5. Occupation.--------------------------------
6. Telephone Number.----------------------
7. Present Country.---------------------------
8. Email address. ----------------------------
===============================================================
Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as
possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our promotional program: Kindly Reply to this Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
Mr. Cliff Richard
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT

Dear Winner,

2009-10-20T15:31:00.000-05:00

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
$750,000.00 (Seven hundred and fifty thousand United State Dollars) and a
brand new BMW 5 Series Car from International programs held today the 12th
of June 2009 in Madrid - Spain .
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(less) from a database of over 250,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you was
selected.
The BMW Lottery is approved by the Spanish Gaming Board and also licensed
by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This
promotional lottery is the 2nd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.
To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary
claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your
prize.
MR. BRAIN JONES
Telephone: +34 -634-004-949
Fax: + 34 – 917- 903-828
Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
=================================
Under listed information's as soon as possible:
1. Name in full.--------------------------
2. Address.--------------------------------
3. Nationality.----------------------------
4. Age.--------------------------------------
5. Occupation.----------------------------
6. Telephone Number.-----------------
7. Present Country.----------------------
8. Email address. ------------------------
===============================================================
Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as
possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our promotional program: Kindly Reply to this Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
Mr. Cliff Richard
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT

Beer vs. Water

2009-06-30T14:14:00.000-05:00

Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E.coli) - bacteria ;found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has
to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore,
it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Sears

2008-11-10T15:13:00.000-06:00

Sears - ?xa0;Christmas shopping has already started

I know I needed this reminder since Sears isn't always my first choice. Amazing when you think of how long the war has lasted and they haven't withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year?

How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up.

Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years.

I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves.

Pass it on.

Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department:

I received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have just become one very good source of advertisement for your company. I know I would go out of my way to buy products from Sears instead of another store for a like item, even if it's cheaper at that store.

This is their answer to my e-mail:

Dear Customer:

Thank you for contacting Sears.The information is factual. We appreciate your positive feedback.

Sears regards service to our country as one of greatest sacrifices our young men and women can make. We are happy to do our part to lessen the burden they bear at this time.

Bill Thorn
Sears Customer Care
webcenter@sears.com
1-800-349-4358

Please pass this on to all your friends. Sears needs to be recognized for this outstanding contribution and we need to show them as Americans, we do appreciate what they are doing for our military!!!

Budweiser Commercial

2008-11-01T13:40:00.000-05:00

Welsh Toast

2008-10-14T07:38:00.001-05:00

Here's to us- Few like us, and none better!

Irish toast

2008-10-14T07:36:00.001-05:00

Heres's a health to your enemies' enemies.

A Toast from "Welsh"

2008-10-14T07:32:00.002-05:00

Here's health and prosperity to your enemies' enemies!

Beer, Terrorist, Naked Women = A Safe Neigborhood!!

2008-08-22T18:28:00.001-05:00

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
women
Other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out
of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist
effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in
front
of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for
all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this
to at
least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily livered
coward and
are
in the position of posing as a national threat!

Bring down the Shrieking Raccoon! (080218) [4/7]

2008-02-19T14:23:00.001-06:00

Real Reason for Shooting Down Spy Satellite

2008-02-19T14:15:00.001-06:00

Drinking Toast

2008-02-18T21:41:00.000-06:00

Irish Drinking Toasts
A bird with one wing can't fly. (to encourage someone to take a second drink)

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there's no money!

My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with--
And me not there at all!

When money's tight and hard to get,
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt,
a pint of plain is your only man.

Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple!

I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!

Irish Wedding Toasts
'Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta.'
May there be a generation of children on the children of your children.
Health and long life to you, land without rent to you, a child every year to you, and death in Old Ireland.

May I see you grey and combing your grandchildren’s hair.

Here's to health, peace and prosperity. May the flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

May the roof above you never fall in,
And those gathered beneath it never fall out.

May the roof over your heads be as well thatched
As those inside are well matched.

Irish Christmas Toasts

May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch on your door, and happiness be guided to your home by the candle of Christmas.

Irish New Year's Toasts
'Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo arís.'
May we be alive at this time next year.
'Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit!'
A prosperous New Year!

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship but never in want.

Irish Saint Patrick's Day Toasts
Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Irish Well-wishing

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing...

May the doctor never earn a pound out of you.

May the good Lord take a liking to you...
But not too soon!

Irish Toasts to Friends
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.

Here’s to you and yours,
And to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
Across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!

I have known many,
and liked not a few,
but loved only one
and this toast is to you.

To live above with the Saints we love,
Ah, that is the purest glory.
To live below with the Saints we know,
Ah, that is another story!

May the lilt of Irish laughter
lighten every load.
May the mist of Irish magic
shorten every road...
And may all your friends remember
all the favours you are owed!

Here's to the land of the shamrock so green,
Here's to each lad and his darlin colleen,
Here's to the ones we love dearest and most.
May God bless old Ireland, that's this Irishman's toast!

Super Bowl XLII Preview

2008-02-08T13:29:00.001-06:00

GIANTS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

2008-02-08T13:28:00.003-06:00

Best play of superbowl XLII

2008-02-08T13:28:00.001-06:00

Super Bowl

2008-02-08T13:27:00.001-06:00

NY Giants Superbowl Celebration

2008-02-08T13:23:00.001-06:00

Bob's House -- Pepsi's new Super Bowl Ad

2008-02-08T13:22:00.001-06:00

Budweiser Commercial

2008-02-08T13:21:00.005-06:00

Banned Budlight 2006 superbowl commercial

2008-02-08T13:21:00.003-06:00

But He Has Bud Light

2008-02-08T13:21:00.001-06:00

Chris Berman Goes Crazy

2008-02-08T13:20:00.001-06:00

Rock Paper Scissors

2008-02-08T13:19:00.003-06:00

Swear Jar

2008-02-08T13:19:00.001-06:00

New Super Bowl Commercial 2008 - Sony Pictures:

2008-02-08T13:17:00.001-06:00