Beer Haiku http://www.beerhaiku.net Embrace the numbness Tue, 25 Jan 2011 01:50:13 +0000 en Johann Peter Stroh http://www.beerhaiku.net/johann-peter-stroh/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/johann-peter-stroh/#comments Tue, 25 Jan 2011 01:50:13 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=447 Johann Peter Stroh

Legendary German Beer

Now is made by Pabst?

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No more sweet amber liquid

payday in a week

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No money for liquid beer

I will sell plasma

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Finished off my Busch Light Case

Diet starts tonight.

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Intoxicated New Year

Will drink beer jan 2

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/switching-to-bourbon/feed/ A Fifty Cent Beer http://www.beerhaiku.net/a-fifty-cent-beer/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/a-fifty-cent-beer/#comments Tue, 26 Oct 2010 00:36:15 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=437 A Fifty Cent Beer

Helps to take the pain away

But Tomorrow still lurks

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18 warm cans for 10 bucks

Need more than that though

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Too Poor to buy a six pack

No Beer in a Month

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/beer-summit-needed/feed/ I took a pay cut http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-took-a-pay-cut/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-took-a-pay-cut/#comments Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:32:55 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=431 I took a pay cut

I cannot afford cheap beer

My sorrow grows deep

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A fresh Falls City Lager

Empty already?

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