Beer Haiku http://www.beerhaiku.net Embrace the numbness Wed, 16 May 2012 01:30:07 +0000 en hourly 1 Down Copperhead Road http://www.beerhaiku.net/down-copperhead-road/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/down-copperhead-road/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 01:30:07 +0000 admin http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=465 Down Copperhead Road

You could smell whiskey burning

I prefer a beer


]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/down-copperhead-road/feed/ 0 I am 99 http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-am-99/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-am-99/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 00:47:21 +0000 admin http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=463 I am 99

Damn all you 1 percenters

Spread the wealth of beer!


]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-am-99/feed/ 0 Just One Bud is left http://www.beerhaiku.net/just-one-bud-is-left/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/just-one-bud-is-left/#comments Tue, 01 May 2012 01:34:44 +0000 admin http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=461 Just One Bud is left

It looks so lonely in fridge

I will put it down


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8.85 for  a case

I Love you, Target!


]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/target-sells-pabst-beer/feed/ 0 I drink to forget http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-to-forget/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-to-forget/#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:33:41 +0000 admin http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=456 I drink to forget

And I forget why I drink

What was I saying?


]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-to-forget/feed/ 0 I Have Six Pack Abs http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-have-six-pack-abs/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-have-six-pack-abs/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:35:52 +0000 admin http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=454 I have six pack abs

This is because at night

I drink a six pack


]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-have-six-pack-abs/feed/ 0 An Ice Cold Bud Light http://www.beerhaiku.net/an-ice-cold-bud-light/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/an-ice-cold-bud-light/#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:00:43 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=451 An Ice Cold Bud Light

W. H. Harrison Whiskey

A shot and a brew


]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/an-ice-cold-bud-light/feed/ 0 Walgreen’s Big Flats Beer http://www.beerhaiku.net/walgreens-big-flats-beer/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/walgreens-big-flats-beer/#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:54:44 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=449 Walgreen’s Big Flats Beer

Only Three Nineteen a Six

On Sale, Two Fifty!


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Legendary German Beer

Now is made by Pabst?


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No more sweet amber liquid

payday in a week


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