Beer Haiku http://www.beerhaiku.net Embrace the numbness Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:59:35 +0000 en I now drink Pabst beer http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-now-drink-pabst-beer/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-now-drink-pabst-beer/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:59:35 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/?p=415 I now drink Pabst beer

Found it on sale at Rite-Aid

Screw the micro brews

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-now-drink-pabst-beer/feed/ I drink the beer now http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-the-beer-now/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-the-beer-now/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 11:05:52 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-the-beer-now/ I drink the beer now
then I get sick and vomit
I say I need more

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-drink-the-beer-now/feed/ Why drink Tucher beer http://www.beerhaiku.net/why-drink-tucher-beer/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/why-drink-tucher-beer/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 11:04:59 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/why-drink-tucher-beer/ Why drink Tucher beer
After all you just rent it
drink cheap beer instead

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/why-drink-tucher-beer/feed/ Dear Amber nectar http://www.beerhaiku.net/dear-amber-nectar/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/dear-amber-nectar/#comments Mon, 11 May 2009 11:04:05 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/dear-amber-nectar/ Dear Amber nectar

bringer of warmth and good times

I just wet myself.

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/dear-amber-nectar/feed/ A nod of the head http://www.beerhaiku.net/a-nod-of-the-head/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/a-nod-of-the-head/#comments Sun, 10 May 2009 11:03:35 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/a-nod-of-the-head/ A nod of the head
The tilt of a frosted glass
Bartender is good

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/a-nod-of-the-head/feed/ My throat is so parched http://www.beerhaiku.net/my-throat-is-so-parched/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/my-throat-is-so-parched/#comments Sat, 09 May 2009 11:02:36 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/my-throat-is-so-parched/ my throat is so parched

i have eyes for only one

the thirst is painful

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/my-throat-is-so-parched/feed/ Nectar of the Gods http://www.beerhaiku.net/nectar-of-the-gods-2/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/nectar-of-the-gods-2/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 11:01:59 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/nectar-of-the-gods-2/ Nectar of the Gods
I feel like Superman now
In morning, I crash

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/nectar-of-the-gods-2/feed/ Make me feel fuzzy http://www.beerhaiku.net/make-me-feel-fuzzy/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/make-me-feel-fuzzy/#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 11:01:33 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/make-me-feel-fuzzy/ Make me feel fuzzy
and make ugly ones pretty
so i can bang them

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/make-me-feel-fuzzy/feed/ Writing beer Haiku pales http://www.beerhaiku.net/writing-beer-haiku-pales/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/writing-beer-haiku-pales/#comments Tue, 05 May 2009 11:01:27 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/writing-beer-haiku-pales/ Writing beer Haiku pales

when compared to drinking beer

I’m outta here.

]]> http://www.beerhaiku.net/writing-beer-haiku-pales/feed/ I never drink beer. http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-never-drink-beer/ http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-never-drink-beer/#comments Fri, 01 May 2009 02:06:02 +0000 MasterBrewer http://www.beerhaiku.net/i-never-drink-beer/ I never drink beer.
Hate the stuff. Tastes like dog crap.
Wow, I am so drunk.

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