tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-241470672010-11-11T18:41:54.566-08:00<img src="http://www.rolandoworld.net/bcd/images/bcdlogomasthead.jpg"> BEHIND CLOSED DOORS - Everybody Says This Stuff; I Just Say It Out Loud! Those who are easily offended or who don't share my mostly conservative / old fashioned / unsympathetic / capitalistic / often twisted / narrow minded / yet hysterically funny views on everything should avoid BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. After all it's my BLOG and Radio Show. FOR THE REST OF YOU ENJOY! Email rolando@dirtylittlecuban.com or Call.Rolando a.k.a. “The Dirty Little Cuban”http://www.blogger.com/profile/08805021406723301081rolando@dirtylittlecuban.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24147067.post-1161049178062898322006-10-16T18:37:00.000-07:002007-02-20T01:17:31.173-08:00

The theme for this weeks broadcast – I’ve Discovered The Secret!The theme for last weeks broadcast – Back To Our Roots. – Where Did We Go Wrong?In this completely winged episode we spend a great amount of time discussing a very worthwhile topic; “The Secret”. What is the secret? I do the best job I can explaining what it means to me. Please listen to this episode to change every aspect of your

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Back To Our Roots. The theme for last weeks broadcast – Welcome To The New Studio! – Things Should Be Quieter Here!This week we revisit why Behind Closed Doors is slipping into the Abyss. We have started to take ourselves too serious and we hope to never do that again.. I kicked ass in my last stand up comedy competition and still lost since I’m not black or

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Laugh Or Put A Gun In Your Mouth.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Please remember 9/11 – it matters!Our iTunes podcast page has changed. They change the look of it and also iTunes is now emailing me regarding advertising with them. I’m sure every podcaster get’s the email, but I like to think, they targeted us specifically.Why do chicks keep calling,

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Please remember 9/11 – it matters...The theme for last weeks broadcast – Where The Hell Has Behind Closed Doors Been? – It’s been way too long!My son may be retarded. I was trying to help him with his math homework yesterday, something I can barely do myself and he’s sitting there like he’s never seen a math problem in his whole life.I’m getting too busy to

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Where The Hell Has Behind Closed Doors Been? – It’s been way too long!The theme for last weeks broadcast – Why Bother Being Right? – It’s too much work.In this extremely Anti-Semitic episode Jeda visits a porn conference and manages to only fuck his girlfriend. What was the point of going again? Chino – a childhood friend (hood being the operative word)

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Why Bother Being Right? – It’s too much work.The theme for last weeks broadcast – What Chicks Don’t Know – It’s a long, long list!In this episode we welcome back Samantha Jennings Porn Star To The Poor, review last weeks show, and test if chicks i.e. Samantha really doesn’t know this shit. We missed out Dirty Sanchez last week. Beer burps run rampant on the

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – What Chicks Don’t Know – It’s a long, long list!The theme for last weeks broadcast – What Would Reagan Do? – Not This!In our most misogynistic Passion of the Jeda episode we dive deep into the Abyss of things chicks don’t know, a topic we will have to revisit till the end of time just to scratch the surface. I knew the list was long, but I underestimated just

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – What Would Reagan Do? – Not This!The theme for last weeks broadcast – America – Why It’s Infinitely Better Than The Shithole You Came From!In this episode the attorney up the ass torch has been passed from Jeda to The Dirty Little Mexican. Samantha-Pornstar to the Poor and Collin are MIA. The studio smelled a lot better for it. Why does The Dirty Little

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – The Jewish Cock Edition.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Why America is Infinitely Better Than The Shithole You Came From!In this episode we discover the ways in which the entire cast celebrated Americas Independence to include my 4th of July at a strip club. Strips clubs are best when empty. I quit. The show now has phones, porn stars and headphones.

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Why America is Infinitely Better Than The Shithole You Came From!The theme for last weeks broadcast – The Definition of Behind Closed Doors Vol. 1. Show.In this episode we attempt to close Jeda’s Pussy once and for all. We also try to get Collin to stop holding back and bring the hate. If you can’t bring the hate, get the fuck out of the studio.We also

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The Definition of Behind Closed Doors Vol. 1Today marks the most special day in the history of Behind Closed Doors for me.Today I received my first email from a soldier in Iraq.I can’t tell you how humbling and what an honor it is to get a letter from someone in uniform who is actively defending my ability to do this show and say the things I say while doing it and to have them enjoy the show on

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Fathers – “The Most Underappreciated Mother Fucker On The Face Of The Earth”.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Victimless Crimes – Prostitution! Jeda And I Agreed On Almost Everything Except When It Comes To Minors, Which Is Where I Draw The Line.In this episode we explore if a hot chick agrees the misogynistic asshole that is Rolando. Survey says – YES!

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Victimless Crimes – Prostitution! Jeda And I Agreed On Almost Everything Except When It Comes To Minors, Which Is Where I Draw The Line.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Victimless Crimes – Jeda And I Are Gonna Have It Out And You’re Gonna See What A Liberal Looks Like.In this episode we explore how Prostitution is definitely a Victimless Crime and has no

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Victimless Crimes – Jeda And I Are Gonna Have It Out And You’re Gonna See What A Liberal Looks Like.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Why's Everybody Stealing My Shit?– “All this talent and no recognition”. Mostly about Glen Beck.In this episode we explore what Jeda thinks the world should be like by doing away with victimless crimes. We couldn’t disagree

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Why's Everybody Stealing My Shit?– “All this talent and no recognition”.The theme for last weeks broadcast –America– A Nation Of Self Absorbed Assholes.In this episode we the audio actually sounded good. We did a major overhaul to the studio in an effort to make the show as professionally produced as possible. We figured since it’s the most unprofessionally

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The theme for this weeks broadcast –America– A Nation Of Self Absorbed Assholes.The theme for last weeks broadcast – Hate Cubed or – Why we’ve decided to be the voice of “All Hate All The Time”.In this episode we got back to our roots of mostly all bullshit instead of news or politics since its bullshit we are most qualified with. We reflected on the self absorption that is crippling our nation,

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Hate Cubed – Why we’ve decided to be the voice of “All Hate All The Time”.The theme for last weeks broadcast – United for Untied 93 – What Happens When We Stop Acting Like Pussies And Fight Back.Behind Closed Doors will forever carry the torch for the All Spin Zone, Hate, Hate, Hate and laughing our balls off at anything and everything in pursuit of sustaining

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – United for United 93 – What Happens When We Stop Acting Like Pussies And Fight Back. The theme for last weeks broadcast – Double Standards – Why They Exist, Have Always Existed And Are Completely Necessary. Collin, & Rolando explore & review United93 the movie in full detail and try to describe what it was like, what it means to each of us and what we hope

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Double Standards – Why They Exist, Have Always Existed And Are Completely Necessary. The theme for last weeks broadcast – Read A Fucking History Book – The Only Crystal Ball Of The Future. Collin, Jeda & Rolando explore why our guest use pseudonyms, why Rolando doesn’t, Freedom of speech only exist if your not white or are white and complimenting someone,

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Read A Fucking History Book – The Only Crystal Ball Of The Future. The theme for last weeks broadcast – Embrace Racism – The Only Real Weapon Of Mass Destruction. Collin, Jeda & Rolando explore Hate or Love Mail,My Beef with Jeda - Explaining The Magic, My Beef with Collin - Were you afraid to be here last week?, Easter - The meaning, Asshole Police – the

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The theme for this weeks broadcast – Embrace Racism – The Only Real Weapon Of Mass Destruction! “All Hate All The Time” is the key to America’s Survival. Collin was M.I.A., Jeda bangs chicks tied to a cross, Turn your hate into laughter, Tony Montana in the Studio, Tony Takes care of some Business, Black people Diminish their own cause, You Don’t Need a Wall, Armed People on the Fucking Streets

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The theme for this weeks broadcast - Picking Mexicans – The Rotten Fruit of Our Nation! I hate Mexicans as much as I hate the French. There were no extra curricular stories about Redneck Spring Break or anything else so we jumped right into my headaches. Daylight Savings time is tomorrow so change your shit. If you’re gonna rob me of some of my soul by listening to this show, then Hate or Love us

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Collin & Jeda corrected from the previous Jeba which was grammatically incorrect if your combining Jesus & Buddha were in the studio for some really evil dialogue. In addition to the Top 10 Things George W. Bush Can’t Be Blamed For This Week, we added 2 new permanent segments to the show. Wacked Teacher of the Week since there’s never a shortage of those as well as Useless study of the Week. Nuf

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This week we celebrated Happy Drunk Irish Day, Spring Break Whores run wild, Fly Swatters, The Other, Other, Other White Meat, Killing Terrorists, $9,000,000,000,000.00, Censuring, Every punch line we could drum up in the process.Check out the Show, tell your friends about it, leave comments or email, listen together and argue about it.Behind Closed DoorsEVERYBODY SAYS THIS STUFF; I JUST SAY IT

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This week our Special Guest – Returning for a 2nd visit Joe Lala world renown conga player - www.joelala.com, & 1st timer hopefully repeat guest Tedd Webb – From AM Tampa Bay on 970WFLA, here in Tampa, Webbs World & now Butt Of Course his lates book featuring the female ass - www.teddwebb.com.In this episode we re-visitTop 10 Things George W. Bush Can’t Be Blamed For This WeekDubai, Evil SUV’s,

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