Ben Franklin Mob Hash House Harriers

BFM #335: The Usual Suspects

2010-08-23T04:24:09Z

You know, this hash is getting a little predictable. Flat beer, shitty trail, an ass-ton of couples, some over-achievers and, if it’s a good night, a letch or two. You can count on Cause for Blindness saying more than you ever wanted to know about her boobs, getting hit on by Two Clump Chump (that’s [...]

BFM # 339 – The trail that Bearly happened

2010-08-20T20:46:13Z

If you are going to make a decree such as; “Pack away by 8… show up after and find trail solo.”, you should show up before 8, especially if you are the hare. Unlike the Democrats views of Obama, I am a volun-sec so I can say what I want without fear of political persecution. [...]

BFM #338: Olde city, new faces, same ole shitty trail

2010-08-19T14:57:12Z

Long Long time ago… I can still remember, how the On-Secs used to write the trash And I knew that if I had my chance I could make those half-minds laugh If only they’d be sober, for a while. But summers swelter made me drunker With every BN I did discover Free beer for all [...]

BFM #332: Green Room of History

2010-07-19T19:47:06Z

Ah, the start of a new month. Here on the initial day of July 2010, there was much hashing to be had and a good time had by many – the rest had beer to cheer them up. Historically, we know that today was the day that, in 1903 – 1st Tour de France bicycle [...]

BFM #329: Get a Dress or Show us a Body Part

2010-07-18T21:07:09Z

“Get a dress or show us a body part – those are the rules of prom night.” Beware you other hash who try to steal… oh wait. Beware those who might arrive on prom night, not dressed to the nines with a grass skirt tux, zipper from sack to Adam’s apple, or proof that you [...]

BFM #327: Over Yonder in West Philly

2010-07-06T14:03:24Z

Long ago, in a land far away (but not as far as Manyunk) in the Kingdom of West Philly, brave leporids cut through the gentrification and expanses of space left by the fleeing UPenn students. After having dethroned the dreaded Midnight Tranny To Georgia, temporary King One Inch In let jesters Mediocre and Stupid and [...]

BFM #330 The hash that actually started on time…All over your face!

2010-06-28T15:00:05Z

Mismanagement was trying something new this week. We were going to attempt to start the hash ‘on time’ and have the circle end at a decent hour. You can’t say we didn’t try. (side note: MM stands for Mis Management. I thought that was understood, but based on the number of you who wrote back [...]

BFM #326: Mob Rule to Brown Town

2010-07-06T19:16:16Z

Druid n. “An ancient Celtic order of priests, teachers, diviners, and magicians” (Answers.com “Druid” 2010: n.p.) Keep n. “The stronghold of a castle” (Answers.com “Keep” 2010: n.p.) Apparently the Druid’s Keep is a stronghold where they house . Apparently the Druid’s Keep is also a live action role playing (LARP) organization, a “Furcadian role [...]

BFM #325: The What-not of Our Lives

2010-05-21T13:16:31Z

[Cue sinister music and fog] From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of start-crossed – oh wait, this is the trash? Yes yes, very good. So, this one time, at… See? I got you again – let’s try that a second time: this one time, at the hash, with the smell [...]

BFM #324: The Epic of Gallagher’s

2010-05-20T22:12:47Z

As Philadelphia begins to shed her layers of winter, the mob slowing grows fat on fair-weather hashers coming out of the woodwork and racists using the hash as training for whatever event they plan to abuse their bodies at over the weekend. Gallaghers slowly filled with the likes of Big Tackle, Hold the Sausage, Can [...]

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