Ben Franklin Mob Hash House Harriers

BFM#281: Everytime I Complain to You, an Angel Gets Its Wings

2009-07-11T00:57:34Z

So, I was loafing around the bar at some point during the hash and noticed a couple who were looking decidedly cuddly and affectionate. Which is fine. Then I watched the male member of this couple move in to kiss the female, leading with his tongue, like a KC-10 extending a refueling boom into the [...]

BFM 280

2009-07-09T23:05:36Z

Reginal Discharge and I made our way over the Hash at Cherry Street Tavern via our bicycles from the great northwest section of the city. It was a beautiful, sunny and mild evening and you could tell the fourth of July weekend started early. Everyone was out in force. The roller-bladers, the dad’s pushing strollers, [...]

BFM # 279 Beat It with Side-Boob

2009-07-07T19:20:15Z

As happens to all On Secs at least once during their tenure, I have lost my notes, so I will try to piece together what I vaguely remember from that night. It was a pub crawl, that much I know. Who came? Not many. In fact, I’d like to take this opportunity to remind people [...]

#278 Getting some Solst-ass at Clump Clump’s

2009-06-25T21:48:53Z

Ah, Two Clump’s basement–the land of cheap beer, cheap thrills and cheap women. (Insert obvious joke here.) When you find yourself there, you either know you’ve been drugged and raped, or it’s the Solst-ass. Either way, it’s an annual occurrence. Who came: Two Clump, Rear Engineer, The Rash, Mr. Snuffupamuff, Reginal Discharge, Flounder, Cause for Blindness, [...]

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BFM#277 Stan Goes to Prom

2009-06-17T14:35:50Z

Tonight was the Annual BFM Prom, a very special occasion for all of us who were never asked to Prom and/or never made it the whole way through high school. But we’ll get to that. More importantly, this evening ALSO marked the Triumphal Return of Stan to the BFM. Now, there has been some controversy surrounding the [...]

BFM # 275 On, On Top

2009-06-10T22:37:51Z

I entered Drinkers Tavern and immediately saw Atilla the Hung wearing a fetching FUKUDOME T-shirt. I knew it would be a special night. Who came: Fruit of the Clue, Midnight Tranny, Cause for Blindness, Flounder, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Reginal Discharge, Atilla the Hung, Big Tackle, Sex Denied Tonight, Shitty Date, Just Peter, Just Aimee, Hold the Sausage, [...]

BFM #276 ~ Goes Down for a Naming at Bonner’s Winkie

2009-06-06T15:36:46Z

To go or not to go. It was chilly, raining and my foot hurt. But how could I not attend this week’s hash? Our beloved Little F*cking Winkie was coming back for a visit. He’s the self-proclaimed founder of the BFMH3. If it wasn’t for him, we’d be home watching Must See TV on our [...]

BFM # 274 Two beers is too much

2009-05-28T01:53:10Z

After a very long day of penning brilliant puns and entertaining the masses, I was looking forward to a night of mindless running and beer with a few good friends. I was NOT counting on doing more work. So imagine my surprise when Rear Engineer (who still doesn’t realize he’s not an RA anymore… poor [...]

BFM#273 X Always Marks the Trail

2009-05-21T16:24:09Z

First, a public service announcement: I really love abusing you wankers. Inflicting paranoia on you while I take notes for trash is truly one of the high points in my life. But, considering what I saw parading before me last night, y’all seem pretty comfortable with letting it all hang out in public. (Or, if [...]

X does not mark the trail

2009-05-10T15:59:33Z

After showing Kansas Dan (who supposedly also goes by Wizard of Ass) and Where’s My Vag how to operate the subway system ("First you put $2.90 in the machine…") I rolled into the Starboard Side in Fishtown. Why we were in Fishtown, I have not a clue. Some things will always be a mystery. Fortunately, [...]