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2011-09-20T17:17:00.002+05:30

3 Students didn’t prepare for a test. They made a plan. They went to the Dean next morning n said "Sir, we had gone for a wedding n our car Tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way, so we couldn’t study." The Dean agrees n gives them 3 Days time….After 3 days all 3 were seated in Different Rooms". The paper consisted of just 1 Question - WHICH TYRE BURSTED? : 1) Front Right 2). Front Left 3). Back RIGHT 4). Back Left.

Tongue Twister -

2011-09-20T17:13:00.004+05:30

A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD!

Try it...... In the end you will feel like a HEN!! :P :P

Status by Latoya Soraya :

2011-09-20T17:13:00.001+05:30

LIKE if you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good clean teeth.

Small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend

2011-09-20T17:09:00.002+05:30

A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently ...
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u
have your own brother?" :P ;)

Shortest Poem in the world

2011-09-20T17:08:00.000+05:30

Shortest Poem in the world :P
"Baba Black sheep have u any wool? "
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Sheep: " No get LoST -.- "

How GIRLs draw cash from ATM

2011-09-13T13:12:00.002+05:30

How BOYs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car, Go 2 ATM Machine, Insert card, Enter PIN, Take money out, Take ATM Card out, Drive away!

How GIRLs draw cash from ATM:

Park d car
Check makeup
Turn off engine
Go 2 ATM
Hunt for ATM card in d purse
Insert card
Hit Cancel
Hunt in purse 4 chit with PIN written
Insert card
Enter PIN
Take cash
Go 2 car
Start car
Stop it
Check makeup
Run back 2 ATM
Take ATM card
Back 2 car
Check makeup
Start car
Drive for 1/2 km
Release handbrake
Drive on!
God Bless dem :D

Go to Google,and type 'Google Gravity'.

2011-09-13T13:09:00.000+05:30

LET'S DO THIS ..AND SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN c(:

1)Go to Google,and type 'Google Gravity'.

2) Click on the 1st result that appears i.e. Google Gravity
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3) Wait 2 seconds. Something cool will happen!

4) Play with it for a while.

5) Then write any word in the Google search bar and press Enter.

6) Wait and see. Something even cooler will happen. Awesome!!

A Deaf Child says:

2011-09-13T13:00:00.000+05:30

A Deaf Child says: "For all Of U I am Deaf..But For me all of u r Dumb"

..Life Differs In Each Perspective!! "Live It the Way U Want "

Hurt

2011-09-13T12:59:00.002+05:30

A simple logic to stop getting hurt is by believing that nothing is YOURS

Wrong path

2011-09-08T15:26:00.002+05:30

In a day, when u don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.

Four stages of girl and boy...

2011-09-04T13:41:00.000+05:30

FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!

1-hand in hand
2-that in hand
3-hand in that
4-that in that
now don't ask me what is "that"
does who understand comment
others go & watch cartoon ;)

million ways

2011-09-04T13:29:00.002+05:30

one man can love million girls
but
a real man can love a single girl in million ways

is this a justice????

2011-09-04T13:25:00.000+05:30

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
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If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

is this a justice????

if a gal laughs loudly,people call she'z cheerful....
if a boy laufs loudly,ppl call he is manner less...

if a gal iz shopping,ppl say she iz trendy...
if a boy iz shopping ppl say he'z wasting money...

if a gal walks in a group,ppl call its a group...
if boy walks in a group,ppl call its a gang...

still evrybody say dis iz a male domination society...!!!

Boy Friend setting password

2011-09-04T13:20:00.000+05:30

Boy Friend setting password
for his Laptop with girlfriend
sitting beside him...

He types "BRAIN" as
... ...password.
Girl Friend fell off her chair
Laughing
b'coz
Laptop replied :

"TOO SMALL" :D

women

2011-09-04T13:18:00.002+05:30

Most women are not as young as they are painted.

A DAD

2011-09-04T13:17:00.002+05:30

A DAD is someone 'Who is the SON's HERO and DAUGHTER'S first LOVE'

people will forget

2011-09-01T23:45:00.000+05:30

‎"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
- Maya Angelou

I'm afraid to loose you

2011-09-01T23:44:00.000+05:30

‎"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.Now that I love you I'm afraid to loose you."

Before Marriage ♥

2011-09-01T23:33:00.000+05:30

Before Marriage ♥

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

♥ After marriage Read It backwrds!

Avoid train accidents

2011-09-01T18:23:00.002+05:30

Interviwer: Tell any idea to avoid train accidents

Sardar: To put speed brakers on the track

Do not afraid to face difficulties

2011-09-01T01:03:00.002+05:30

arrow goes forward only after pulling in to backward
bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward

every human being will get happy
only after facing the difficulties in their life path

so do not afraid to face difficulties
they will push you forward.....

"""one must always remember to focus
on one's respective destination
and never let anything on the way to slow us down"""

Answer it...

2011-08-31T12:17:00.002+05:30

Six glasses are in a row. The first three are full of juice; the second three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange empty and full glasses alternate?
Answer it..

2011-08-31T12:14:00.002+05:30

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE...

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a

Dog : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

comments plzz!!!!

Only 1 % girls

2011-08-31T11:58:00.002+05:30

Only 1 % girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become passwords on FaceBook.

Evrything in words

2011-08-31T11:57:00.002+05:30

I can describe evrything in words, except you....