tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80651357117894002932024-11-01T03:35:21.738-07:00We have all kind of Hindi Sexy, Non Veg Jokes.dirty-jokes.blogspot.com has a huge collection of dirty sms and jokes in Hindi and English.Check out your choice of dirty and spicy jokes daily.dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-25445670223767936282010-11-12T07:01:00.003-08:002010-11-12T07:01:02.074-08:00<form action="http://www.google.co.in/cse" id="cse-search-box"> <div> <input type="hidden" name="cx" value="partner-pub-3264667288753268:fntvqwod0y3" /><br /> <input type="hidden" name="ie" value="ISO-8859-1" /><br /> <input type="text" name="q" size="31" /><br /> <input type="submit" name="sa" value="Search" /><br /> </div></form><script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.google.co.in/cse/brand?form=cse-search-box&amp;lang=en"></script>dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-60881671189030629392010-11-12T06:38:00.000-08:002010-11-12T06:38:51.636-08:00Teacher Se Pyaar, Bacche Ka<br /> <br /> Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”<br /> <br /> Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”<br /> <br /> Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-27678020147775525392010-11-12T06:28:00.001-08:002010-11-12T06:28:53.988-08:00Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.<br /> Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he? <br /> Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? <br /> Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-5635184258016659742010-11-12T06:27:00.001-08:002010-11-12T06:27:41.519-08:00A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.<br /> <br /> Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.<br /> <br /> Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.<br /> <br /> “I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”<br /> <br /> The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:<br /> <br /> “I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.”<br /> <br /> “The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.”<br /> <br /> “And what about the third rose?” she asked.<br /> <br /> “That’ s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-59855635951758498182010-11-12T06:17:00.001-08:002010-11-12T06:17:39.582-08:00There are four kinds of sex :<br /> <br /> HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.<br /> <br /> BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.<br /> <br /> HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"<br /> <br /> COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-91885134839277541752010-11-12T06:15:00.000-08:002010-11-12T06:15:21.313-08:00Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?<br /> Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?<br /> <br /> Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,<br /> Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?<br /> <br /> Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,<br /> Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?<br /> <br /> Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,<br /> Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-48919954976454895482010-11-12T06:14:00.003-08:002010-11-12T06:14:34.010-08:00Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”<br /> <br /> Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,<br /> To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-76116208387962015152010-11-09T21:46:00.000-08:002010-11-09T21:46:09.188-08:00Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati Hai<br /> Ladki: “<strong>Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?</strong>”<br /> Baba: “<strong>Tum Narak Mein Jaogi</strong>‘<br /> <span id="more-1012"></span><br /> Ladki: “<em><strong>Aur Agar Aapke Sath Karu To?</strong></em>”<br /> Baba: “<strong>Chalak Ladki, <span style="color: maroon;">Sawarag Mein Jaana Chahti Hai</span></strong>“dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-45425800525737517672010-11-09T21:44:00.000-08:002010-11-09T21:44:05.382-08:00A child by chance entered into Parents bedroom,Shocked at what he saw &amp; shouted at this mom: Khud ko dekho?aur mujhe sirf anguthaa choosnay par marti ho??dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-50027039501262031982010-11-09T21:42:00.002-08:002010-11-09T21:42:42.374-08:00<div class="entry"> Ladki Ne Apni Aankho Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Apne Boyfriend Se Puchha<br /> Ladki: “Tum Ladke Kisi Bhi Ladki Mein Sabse Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho?”<br /> Boyfriend: “Ye To Depend Karta Hai Ki Ladki Aa Rahi Hai Ya Jaa Rahi Hai“<br /> </div>dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-66790394013322020832010-11-09T21:42:00.000-08:002010-11-09T21:42:06.204-08:00<div class="entry"> Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai<br /> Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”<br /> Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand”<br /> Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai<br /> Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“<br /> </div>dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-56190658749181223822010-11-09T21:41:00.000-08:002010-11-09T21:41:02.563-08:00<div class="entry"> Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya<br /> Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha<br /> Patni: “Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?”<br /> Husband: “10 Rupe Ka”<br /> Patni: “Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe“<br /> </div>dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8065135711789400293.post-52598320786246059672010-11-09T21:40:00.000-08:002010-11-09T21:40:00.557-08:00<div class="entry"> Santa Ke Pados Ki Ek Ladki Apni Maa Se Boli<br /> Ladki: “Maa, Maine Aaj Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya”<br /> Maa: “Kaisi?”<br /> Ladki: “Mene Uske 500 Rs Apne Sandle Ke Niche Chupa Liye Thhe”<br /> Maa: “To?”<br /> Ladki: “Wo 2 Gante Tak Meri Bra Mein Dhundta Raha“<br /> </div>dipakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13787501500648026304noreply@blogger.com0