Best of Desi Jokes

Lady on Phone

2012-02-16T14:29:00.002+05:30

Lady on Pone..

Lady: Hi Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my Kids.

Man Stunnd,

Omg! Are yoy Riya?
No

Anu?
No

Bollywood Dishes

2012-02-16T14:23:00.001+05:30

Delicious Indian food named after Bollywood actresses.

The poor Consumers..

2012-02-12T19:45:00.001+05:30

Where is the Consumer Right ??

Desi Motor Bike

2012-02-12T19:38:00.003+05:30

The creative children designed and made a true desi Motor Bike.

Shocking facts about Water

2012-02-12T19:34:00.003+05:30

Sardarji and the Paki Neighbors

2012-02-12T19:29:00.000+05:30

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji's shoe and spat in it. When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

Incredible India

2012-02-12T19:18:00.001+05:30

A Road in Himanchal Pradesh

Do you have a Boyfriend?

2012-01-21T18:52:00.000+05:30

A girl's phone rings with unknown number..

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Yes! who are you?

He: Tera Bhai..ruk kamini ghar aata hoon teri dhulai karne!
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Another unknown call:

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Oh no no! who are you?

Who controls who?

2012-01-15T12:44:00.001+05:30

Emergency Wisdom

2012-01-13T19:52:00.001+05:30

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his sardar clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent

The boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The clerk replies,'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'During an emergency please use the staircase'

The Great Laughter

2012-01-13T19:49:00.002+05:30

A scene at a Laughing Club in India.

Sing is the real King

2012-01-02T21:30:00.001+05:30

Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

What the Chest !

2012-01-02T21:25:00.001+05:30

Wow! what a chest and the multi pack abs!!

What is this MP ?

2012-01-02T21:19:00.000+05:30

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Desi Man : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly
Desi Man : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Desi Man : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Desi Man : Manmohan Pal Sir

Try to answer if you can

2011-12-18T22:27:00.002+05:30

Try to answer if you can..

This is based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain.....
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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....

New Way of Cooking

2011-12-18T22:22:00.001+05:30

This new desi style of cooking will be more popular if the price rise in cooking fuels goes continuous.

Sardarji and the Pakis

2011-12-07T19:13:00.001+05:30

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, "I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you."

Mobile Toilets in India

2011-12-07T19:09:00.001+05:30

Beauty is not in the Face

2011-12-07T19:00:00.001+05:30

'Beauty' is that one word which is defined by many, perceived by many in many ways. For a mass, beauty is what appeals to the eyes, for some, beauty is connected to the soul and mind of the person. All of us have different ideologies about what is 'beautiful'.

Let's have a look at these well known actress of bollywood in the past..

So physical beauty is temporary. It does not last for long. This may be the reason Kahlil Gibran has said: "Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."

Honeymoon Safar

2011-12-07T18:48:00.001+05:30

Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe.

Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi.

Kuch Der Baad Jab Train Surang Se Bahar Aayi To Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha: “Agar Mujhko Pehle Pata Hota Ki Surang Itni Lambi Hogi To Main Tujhse Chumma Chaati Kar Leta”

Patni Hairan Hokar Boli: “Hai Ram To Fir Vo Kaun Thha??“

How Poor are we?

2011-12-06T18:44:00.001+05:30

विकाउ कुत्ता

2011-12-06T18:40:00.001+05:30

एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था: 'इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है.'

एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला: 'मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं...' दुकानदार ने कहा: 'साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।'

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया। कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था. पूछा: 'क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर रहे हो?'

कुत्ते ने बताया: 'कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं, लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं. इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम करता था और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया... फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था. एक साल बाद यहां आ गया.'

उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा: 'इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?'

'अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है...' जवाब मिला.

Before and after Election

2011-12-05T21:46:00.001+05:30

Kabhi Pulsar Chalayi Hai ?

2011-12-05T21:42:00.001+05:30

PULSAR wala SCOOTY wali se: Kabhi pulsar chaalayi hai??

Girl tez karke aage nikal gayi….

Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi pulsar chaalayi hai??

Girl slow ho gayi…..

Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya

Girl: Or chala le pulsar..

Boy:KAMINI! Yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai to bata de break kaise lagte hai??

Shahrukh Khan after Ra.one

2011-11-15T16:48:00.001+05:30

Bonus Joke:
Ticket Clerk : Boss, no one is buying "Ra.One" tickets..
Manager : Give it free.. once they enter, close the doors and start selling 'exit' tickets at Rs 200.