Best of Desi Jokes

Modi, Rahul and the Barber

2014-05-02T13:08:00.003+05:30

(Declaimer: Just for Fun.. No Political Intention at all )

मोदी जी नाई की दुकान में बाल कटवाने गए । नाई ने बाल काटते समय मोदी से पूछा..
नाईः साहेब यह आम आदमी पार्टी क्या है ?
मोदी जीः अबे तू बाल काट रहा है या राजनीति कर रहा है ..
नाईः माफ़ करना साहेब अब नहीं पूछूँगा...

अगली बार राहुल गान्धी बाल कटवाने गए, नाई ने उनसे पूछा
नाईः यह आम आदमी पार्टी लोकसभा कि कितनी सीटें जीतेगी ?
राहुलः (चिल्लाते हुए) तूं बाल काट रहा है के सवाल पूंछ रहा है ....

अगले दिन नाई की दूकान पर कांग्रेस ‌और भाजपाके धेर सारे लडके पहुँचे और नाई से मारपीट करके पुछा.....क्या तुम देशद्रोही हो ?
नाईः नहीं साबजी....
लडकेः तो फिर तुम बाल काटते वक़्त आम आदमी पार्टी की बात क्यों करते हो ??.
नाईः भाई जी, ना जाने क्यूँ आम आदमी पार्टी के नाम पर इन लोगों के बाल खड़े हो जाते है और मुझे बाल काटने में आसानी हो जाती है....इसलिए पूछता रहता हूँ ।

मालिक गए फैक्टरी विजिट मे

2014-04-17T09:35:00.001+05:30

एक कंपनीका मालिक अपनी एक फैक्टरी में विजिट करने गया.

वहाँ उसने देखा कि सारे कर्मचारी तो काम कर रहे थे लेकिन एक युवक एक कोने में आराम से खड़ा मोबाइल पर मैसेज पढ़ रहा था और मुस्कुरा रहा था.

मालिक को यह देखकर और भी हैरत हुई कि उसके आने के बावजूद भी युवक अपने काम पर लगने की बजाये ढीठतापूर्ण तरीके से वैसे ही खड़ा रहा.

मालिक को गुस्सा आ गया. उसने युवक को बुलाया और पूछाः "तुम्हें हर महीने कितनी सैलरी मिलती है ?"

Kissing in the Boat- Emraan Hashami Special

2013-12-31T06:28:00.000+05:30

Ek din Emraan Hashami kisi Bar mein beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha…

Ranbir: "Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai… Baat kya hai?"

Emraan: "Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare Kareena mili. Usko Nadi paar karni thi. Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha-YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha.
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron ke beech kissing ka mazaa hi alag hai."

Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri.. filmi parde pe kya, tu ro real me bhi kisi ko nhi chhodta!!

Try this Modi Paan

2013-12-31T06:22:00.002+05:30

Modi seems everywhere in India nowadays. Even the Paan shops have gone Modi. Would you like to taste this "Modi Paan" ?

Shahrukh Khan Facebook Status

2013-07-22T18:09:00.000+05:30

Teachers Day Wish

2013-07-22T17:40:00.002+05:30

Happy Teachers Day to all the teachers in this world.

Back to 90s

2013-06-04T11:57:00.001+05:30

Summer Solution

2013-05-27T11:13:00.002+05:30

When someone says "Bahut garmi hai yaar!!!"

hand them a packet of Lays and say "Lo hawa khaa lo"

Beer Puri

2013-05-27T10:59:00.001+05:30

Have you tried beer in puri. Have it, you will find fantastic.

Bank Loan

2012-08-04T18:08:00.000+05:30

HDFC Bank should have recognized the customer..

A Short Shayree...

2012-08-04T17:26:00.000+05:30

Ek ladki akeli jaa rahi thi...

Ek ladka saamne se aa raha tha

Dono bilkul paas aa gaye

Ladka side ho gaya

Ladki chali gayi

MORAL: Har ladka kamina nai hote.

What happened this Rakhi?

2012-08-04T17:23:00.000+05:30

Lady on Phone

2012-02-16T14:29:00.002+05:30

Lady on Pone..

Lady: Hi Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my Kids.

Man Stunnd,

Omg! Are yoy Riya?
No

Anu?
No

Bollywood Dishes

2012-02-16T14:23:00.001+05:30

Delicious Indian food named after Bollywood actresses.

The poor Consumers..

2012-02-12T19:45:00.001+05:30

Where is the Consumer Right ??

Desi Motor Bike

2012-02-12T19:38:00.003+05:30

The creative children designed and made a true desi Motor Bike.

Shocking facts about Water

2012-02-12T19:34:00.003+05:30

Sardarji and the Paki Neighbors

2012-02-12T19:29:00.000+05:30

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji's shoe and spat in it. When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

Incredible India

2012-02-12T19:18:00.001+05:30

A Road in Himanchal Pradesh

Do you have a Boyfriend?

2012-01-21T18:52:00.000+05:30

A girl's phone rings with unknown number..

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Yes! who are you?

He: Tera Bhai..ruk kamini ghar aata hoon teri dhulai karne!
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Another unknown call:

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Oh no no! who are you?

Who controls who?

2012-01-15T12:44:00.001+05:30

Emergency Wisdom

2012-01-13T19:52:00.001+05:30

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his sardar clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent

The boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The clerk replies,'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'During an emergency please use the staircase'

The Great Laughter

2012-01-13T19:49:00.002+05:30

A scene at a Laughing Club in India.

Sing is the real King

2012-01-02T21:30:00.001+05:30

Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

What the Chest !

2012-01-02T21:25:00.001+05:30

Wow! what a chest and the multi pack abs!!