Best of Used Saskatchewan

Two Faces

2012-02-01T06:46:00.001-08:00

I found these two ads in Kijiji with the search term "expressive." Worked pretty good I think.

I'm intrigued: who is this Pinard?

Prince Albert seller writes: This fine mask made of clay and horse hair was purchased at a fine Art Galley in Regina in 1993. It is signed Pinard 1993. It is absolutely gorgeous. If you are interested in purchasing this mask call 922-0183.

And of something completely different...

Shellbrook, Sask. seller writes: Large figurine of a little girl just waking up and stretching.This would be very cute in a little girl's bedroom on her dresser. She is fairy-like with her gauze wings.and happy expression. She measures 12 1/2 inches tall by 6 inch base.

LARGE FIGURINE - Saskatchewan Collectibles For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Aboriginal Clay Expression Mask - Saskatchewan Home/Garden Items For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Doomsday Sect Has Immediate Openings - Regina

2012-01-31T09:01:00.001-08:00

Are you going to be waiting at the gates of Hell once Doomsday comes? Or are you settling for a life in purgatory? Or is it still possible to be in the Kingdom of Heaven once the FINAL DAY comes?

Here at the Message of the Passing sect we are taking no chances with your everlasting salvation. We guarantee your presence in the Kingdom of God after the World as we know it ends.

The Message of the Passing is based on very complex research and history of God, Creation and our Holy Lord’s Church. Our group strongly believes that the only true good in the world is your soul, and the only real evil is the body that carries that soul while on its mission to earth.

How do we know this?

Do you decide daily to make a conscious choice to good or evil to your fellow human beings, animals and the planet? Do you sometimes do unholy things because of this decision making process?

Is it a struggle to honour your Lord Jesus Christ, do you deny his existence...yet find yourself talking to him in times of need? Do you sometimes feel like smashing some mofo in the face with a hammer? Of course you do! So do we! So does everybody!

FAQ’s:
Can we pay by cash or cheque to get into heaven? Yes, you can even pay with credit card. How many people can I pay for? You can pay for as many people as you like, you may also pay to keep someone OUT of the Kingdom of Heaven. However that is a little more expensive.

How do you guarantee that I will be in Heaven? When Judgement days comes, and if all your dues are up to date, we get you in through the secret side gate. If for some reason you end up in purgatory, or hell, call the handy 1-800 number that you receive (as a tattoo) when you submit your initial (substantial) payment. We will send someone to sort out your mess immediately. How do we get started? Send a reply to this advertisement and we will arrange for someone to contact you with information on our group and its philosophies. There is no fee, and no sales people will call, as if Jesus and Heaven need sales people!

Don't delay, the end is near!

Sign up now and get covered for all of 2012 without paying a single cent! Sign up your whole family and get a free “Go to Hell” coupon you can use on anyone you know!

Doomsday Sect Has Immediate Openings - Regina Groups - Kijiji Regina Canada.

Saskatoon dude wants your vinyl.

2012-01-31T08:52:00.001-08:00

Hi i am looking to purchase large or small lp vinyl record collections. I am looking for various styles of music such as ROCK - BLUES - JAZZ - SOUL - REGGA...I am paying good money for good quality collections. So if you got some collecting dust and are never going to listen to them anymore i would like to purchase them from you. I can be reached on my cel # at 717-5656 or email me with a brief description thanks.

WANTED LOOKING TO PURCHASE LARGE OR SMALL LP VINYL RECORD COLLEC - Saskatchewan CDs & DVDs For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Farm delivers food to your door each Tuesday night - Saskatoon

2012-01-30T06:51:00.001-08:00

At Greewood Springs Ranch we are dedicated to supplying natural premium
quality beef, pork, bison, venison, chicken, turkey and eggs to
Saskatoon and area. We guarantee that our animals have never been given
antibiotics, growth hormones or genetically modified feed and we do not
use chemical fertilizers or pesticides on our pasture. Our caring
approach to the sustainability of the land and the welfare of our
animals produces foods that are healthy and wholesome.

If you are considering a healthy local alternative please look to Greenwood Springs Ranch.

Weekly deliveries to your door on Tuesday evenings. Delivery is free of charge if your order is over $40.

Please visit our website at: www.greenwoodspringsranch.com to view our product list.

Greenwood Springs Ranch: Natural Grass-fed Foods - Saskatchewan Pet Classifieds - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

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Wanted: Athletic ladies for dodgeball

2012-01-24T17:06:00.001-08:00

You know what's effective at attracting people to your project? Not conjuring an image of your testicles, and not making the ad feel like an adult movie. JUST SAYING.

Dudes write: To play adult (age 18+) recreation dodgeball in Regina.

Learn the 5 Ds of dodgeball, have a strong throwing arm, not be afraid of big red balls, and committed to show up for every game unless you're dead or in jail. Enjoy meeting new people.

Games are once per week Fridays/Saturdays. 10 game season then playoffs. It's a fun league but it's more fun to win!

Send me an e-mail, tell us a bit about yourself.

WANTED: Athletic ladies for DODGEBALL North Regina, Regina

Ab Coaster - $500 Saskatoon

2012-01-23T08:09:00.001-08:00

What a device! That's a lot of material, design, manufacturing and marketing energy poured into something that gravity and sit-ups will give you for free.

Seller writes: It was only used occasionally and it works very well and is in excellent
condition. The machine is only about a 1 1/2 years old. I still have
the owners manual, training guide, workout dvds, and the exercise/meal
plan. I am moving and I can't take it with me to my new house. Open to
reasonable offers. If you would like more information, feel free to
contact me through email.

Ab Coaster - Saskatchewan Buy & Sell Goods - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

LOOKING for INTACT MALE LAB for Breeding Purposes - Prince Albert

2012-01-23T07:55:00.001-08:00

I just thought the word INTACT was a weird choice to apply to an animal. Weirdly nice photo too.

Someone writes:

LOOKING for INTACT Male Lab

MUST BE....

HEALTHY, HAPPY, FRIENDLY

& PURE BRED

at least two yrs or older to breed with our Black female Lab

Probably within the next 6wks or so

Perfer black, will consider yellow, chocolate is not an option

Wanted: LOOKING for INTACT MALE LAB for Breeding Puposes - Saskatchewan Buy & Sell Goods - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Got a "Honey do list" but no honey? Generations can help! - Saskatoon

2012-01-19T05:44:00.001-08:00

This was a smart ad: catchy headline, good writing, good name, good image. It feels like you can trust these guys. Well done.

Do you have a "honey do list" but no honey around to do it for you? Big contractors giving you the run around? Generations Professional Handyman Services can help!

At Generations we specialize in smaller repair, maintenance and home improvement projects that take a few hours or a few days. We service Saskatoon and area.

We handle all the jobs that the big contractors don’t want. No job is too small! We can do anything from helping you hang a picture to assembling your new Ikea furniture. We do complicated stuff too! Like toilet installs & drywalling. Here is a list of just some of the services we provide:

Assemble products
Basement cleanup
Blinds & draperies repair & installation
Basic Carpentry Work
Ceiling tile installation
Child proofing
Door installs
Drywall repairs
Decks, Fences & Gates
Flooring – (we can install laminate & wood floors!)
Framing
Grout and Grout repairs
Lock installations
Mail box installs
Painting
Pressure washing
Screen repairs
Shed building
Shelving installs
Basic Toilet & Shower unit install Sinks/faucets repair & installs
Sliding doors
Tile installs & repair
Trim & crown molding installation

And much more!

Basically whatever is on your ‘to do list’! Didn't see what you need? Just call and ask. If we don't do it we proabably know someone whow does. Call now for a free estimate! 306-933-4541

Generations Handymen take as much pride in your home as we do in our own. Call to book now while preferred times are still available.

Got a "Honey do list" but no honey? Generations can help! - Saskatchewan Services - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Cribbage table in Grenfell - $25

2012-01-18T05:37:00.001-08:00

If someone is going out to Grenfell, let me know. I'd give a stranger $25 for the possibility of getting this table.

Seller writes: This is a Folding Cribbage Board/Table. 18.5" long by 19.5"wide by17"
high. Table is made of knotty pine with a 2 row playable cribbage board
on table top.Fold down for storage it is 19.5" wide by 3.5" deep by 21"
tall. Located in Grenfell Sask. $25

Folding Cribbage Board Table Other South Saskatchewan Location, Regina

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Crocheted Slouch Hats made in Prince Albert - $5

2012-01-17T07:22:00.001-08:00

To get anything that's hand made for such a low price is a pretty great deal. Nice hats!

Seller writes: Slouch hats for sale. Will fit young teenagers and adults. Made in
non-smoking and pet free home. Flowers are removable from hat. $5.00 a
hat. Call 763-4955 PA to come and look. Thanks.

crocheted slouch hats - Saskatchewan Buy & Sell Goods - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Red Wrigglers for Vermicomposting $15

2012-01-16T09:06:00.001-08:00

I think vermicomposting needs to be rebranded. Sounds like vermin, which conjures disease, rats and plague. I suggest wrigglizing. It's fun to say, there's a Z, and wriggle conjures cuteness and childhood. "Wriggle out of those clothes" says my thesaurus. Aw.

Seller writes: $15 per pound of worms+castings. This is enough to start a Worm Factory or other vermicomposter in your home.

Please avoid disappointment by reading the following:

I do not separate adult worms from their castings/dirt (i.e. so that they may be used as bait or animal feed). When I sell by the pound, this does not mean that you are getting a pound of purely adult worms; the pound includes the weight of some castings/dirt. To the vermicomposter, this 'dirt' is even more valuable than the adult worms because it contains eggs and many thousands of baby worms that are important for starting a large colony quickly in your vermicomposter. To someone wanting adult worms to feed to their reptile, this may be disappointing unless they plan to start a colony using their purchase from me, and raise more adults themselves. Red Wrigglers are also not as thick of a worm as an earthworm so someone wanting to feed them to another animal may be disappointed in their size. They are most useful for eating compost; not so great for bulking up to use as feeders and likely difficult to put on a hook as bait.

If you want food for your pets, try A1 Aquarium.

Thanks!

Must pick up or $5 extra for delivery to Regina. Located 10 minutes north of Regina.

Red Wriggler Worms for Vermicomposting Rural Regina, Regina

Edible Chocolate Shaped Handcuffs - $10

2012-01-16T08:50:00.001-08:00

1. Thanks for clarifying that it's edible. Inedible chocolate shaped handcuffs would be... used chocolate handcuffs?

2. A product that is going into one's mouth might best be displayed on a clean table, rather than on your disgusting, filthy garage table still stained from last year's family reunion.

Seller writes: Valentines Day is right around the corner, give your sweetheart some
chocolate in the shape of handcuffs. Chocolate is made by Andea
Chocolate in Ontario. This chocolate tastes the way chocolate should
taste without all the added stuff you get in cheaper mass production
chocolates. As per ingredient label contents are: sugar cocoa butter,
milk, nonfat dry milk, soy lecithin (an emulsifier) and vanilla. New,
sealed each package as shown in pic, (flash from cello so hard to get
good pic) Asking 10.00 each. Please email contact info, be patient will
reply to ph/email info as received. Pick up in Regina. Thanks for
looking

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NEW - Edible Chocolate shaped Handcuffs - NEW East Regina, Regina

CSI Puzzle - $3

2012-01-16T08:34:00.001-08:00

This game is called "Stabbing Pain." I think I'd rather have stabbing pain than watch CSI.

Seller writes: you put the puzzle together and then using the supplied flashlight solve the crime!

csi puzzle North Regina, Regina

Pet Crematorium - $30,000

2012-01-13T10:47:00.001-08:00

So this is currently on Vancouver Island somewhere, but it was advertised on UsedRegina.com, so I figure it's fair game.

It might just be the fumes I breathed all morning from recaulking the bathtub, but this thing is kind of creepy.

Basically, I giant oven. For your dead pet. *squirm*

The trolly seems to line up with the oven, onto which the remains would be scraped.

The oven. *gross*

I'm not even going to speculate on what the big pot is for. I might be the "cremains processor" mentioned below. My face is scrunched up as I write. Eew.

Seller writes: Crawford C500P Pet Crematorium for sale - currently converted for propane cam easily be converted back to naturlal gas. Installed
in August of 2010 - barely used prior to that in Alberta. Comes with
all the tools, cremains processor, 3 chimney stacks, CSA approved. Available now - can be shipped anywhere in Canada or USA - currently located on Vancouver Island. See manufacturers info here: http://www.crawfordequipment.com/animal/c-series/c500p/c500p.html

Pet Crematorium For Sale - barely used - Crawford CP500 Outside South Saskatchewan, Regina

Fruit and Veggie Arrangement - $15

2012-01-13T10:22:00.001-08:00

You're not going to believe this, but this delicious plate of fruit is actually made of paper mache. It's kind of impressive, actually.

Regina seller writes: Colorful professionally made paper mache fruit and vegetables. Excellent condition. Always been stored. Would make lovely gift.

Fruit & Veggie Arrangement - Regina Buy & Sell Goods - Kijiji Regina Canada.

Quebec made Retro Sofa, Chairs, and Ashtray

2012-01-12T07:27:00.001-08:00

Carle: This one's for you.

Bright Orange, Retro Sofa and chairs w/airplane lamp and side table,
items are from the 50/60's made in Quebec. All original came from a
estate sale Regina, Sask. Sat in the basement for 30yrs not used. Was
used on Renegade Press TV show for three years. Have been in a
photography studio from the last 10yrs or more. Shipping not included
purchaser has to make pick up arrangements. SIX items + 3 ash trays.

Retro Sofa and chairs / airplane lamp will not sell separate Central Regina, Regina

"Pleasure ditch riding with granny"

2012-01-11T05:21:00.001-08:00

Wawota writer gives the universe details re: the horse s/he'd like:

Must be sound and barefoot. No pedigree necessary. 14.2 or 14.3-no taller.
Must be mature, with been everywhere, done everything experience.
Must still have get up and go.
Job discription: pleasure ditch riding with granny.
Must cohabit with dog/cat friends.
Will have a permanent home with the best of care.
please call 306-739-2510.

Wanted: WANTED: the perfect horse - Regina Pet Classifieds - Kijiji Regina Canada.

Buggy!

2012-01-10T06:38:00.001-08:00

I want to drive this thing up and down Albert Street in July wearing nothing but a speedo. That'd be quite a memorable image I think.

Yorkton seller writes: hi i have a 6.5hp yeff dog go kart for sale 2 seater great for kids. call after 6 or email.

yerf dogg go kart 1000 firm - Regina Cars & Vehicles For Sale - Kijiji Regina Canada.

Canadian Made Body Armour - $2000

2012-01-09T06:56:00.001-08:00

Man, if I'm ever in some Mad Max, The Road, end-of-the-world situation, am I going to kick myself for not getting this. Actually, if it comes to that, I probably won't have the calories to spare for kicking myself. But it'd be a great addition to my spiky mohawk hair and hockey shoulder pad look.

From the company's website: "These products include soft body armour to protect against ballistic,
stab and fragmentation threats, related armour products such as
ballistic blankets to reduce blast effects, and specialized garments
such as coveralls for chemical and biological hazards and tactical
clothing."

Definitely Mad Max useful.

Seller from Prince Albert writes: "I'm selling an authentic Kevlar vest, specifications are as follow:

-Black in color
-2 cloth carriers (machine washable)
-Fabricated by Canadian BodyArmor Ltd.
-Ceramic Plate NOT included
-Authentic Kevlar Pads
-One size fits most
-Great condition
-Very unique product
-Excellent for tactical gaming, ect.

DISCLAIMER: BUY AND USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURIES RESULTING FROM THE USE OF THIS PRODUCT! USE AND BUY SOLELY AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!

I am asking 2000.00$ o.b.o I am very open to reasonable offers and would like serious inquiries only. You can either call or text me at 1-306-981-5269. I prefer phone over email, thanks."

Canadian Body Armor L4 - Saskatchewan Buy & Sell Goods - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Suck it hipsters! I'm getting one tomorrow morning.

2012-01-08T16:52:00.001-08:00

"Vintage Polaroid OneStep instant Land camera.

The camera is in good to very good condition and working order."

Vintage POLAROID ONESTEP SX-70 LAND Instant CAMERA one step Central Regina, Regina

Write it real good.

2012-01-08T07:21:00.001-08:00

What I loved about this ad was the line "I'm a native English speaker." I'm all for clarity, but wouldn't that fact be evident by the writing of the ad itself? Isn't that a bit like a fish saying "and I'm a great swimmer too!"

I'm just teasing, of course. Writing is the hardest, and - sincerely now - I admire freelance writers, especially the one's who make enough money to pay their bills. I tried it for a while. It was hard, and then I got a job with a regular pay cheque, and I'm a much happier human being.

Saskatoon-based Stewart Freelancing writes: "Need your resume to have that extra special something? I write resumes.
Selling something? Need your ad to have more feeling? I can also put my
words into emphasizing your product.

I do article writing, blog
writing, content creation, book reviews, book writing, etc. If your
project isn’t listed, let me know, I’m always up for a challenge. I’m a
native English speaker, and my turnaround is second to none.

Call/Text 306.260.8328 for rates.

Let’s do business."

Stewart Freelancing (Writing Services) - Saskatchewan Services - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Take it from someone who knows

2012-01-08T06:36:00.001-08:00

If I hadn't lived through a terrible and nearly fatal house fire, I would probably ignore this ad. But when I read it, I knew exactly where this person was coming from. My guess: the person is either a house fire survivor, or knows someone who survived (or perished) in a house fire. Heed the warning friend: check your smoke alarm's batteries each month. (Photo: My house fire! 2200 Blck Retallack St. on June 8th, 2007)

Kijiji Saskatoon User writes: "PLEASE READ AND PASS ON TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TODAY. CHECK YOUR BATTERIES IN YOUR SMOKE AND CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTORS IN YOUR HOMES AND APARTMENTS TODAY. THE BATTERIES MIGHT BE DEAD. SAVE A LIFE BY TAKING A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR DAY TO GO AND CHECK THE BATTERIES. MAKE THIS A PRIORITY TODAY. THANKS FOR READING AND PASSING ON THIS MESSAGE AROUND THE WORLD."

Wanted: SAVE A LIFE THIS YEAR - Saskatchewan Services - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

I was with you up to the part about the tickets.

2012-01-07T22:02:00.001-08:00

Purported Grade 12 Grad from Meadow Lake writes: Hello I'm 19 years old male looking for a camp job im a hard work and a fast learner i completed grade 12 and have some tickets

Wanted: looking for a camp job - Saskatchewan Services - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Oh wait. Tickets. Like qualifications, to haul dangerous goods or driving a truck with air brakes? I'm a fast learner too. Hope you get your camp job dude.

Honesty

2012-01-07T21:42:00.000-08:00

It's been too long people. So let's get to it...

I've been poking around UsedRegina.com in the "Services" category. I enjoyed the "Religious" sub-category quite a bit: Who knew the Queen City had so many tarot card readers? But then I spotted the sub-category "Other Services." How can that not be a bonanza of weirdness? Sure enough, I came across this guy.

i need help installing a deck, coaxial speakers, rear speakers, and a 12" sub in my 89 4-door mercury topaz. yes, its a peice of shit car not worthy of the audio equipment being proposed to go into it, dont worry about that part. i have a self-install kit, all my cables, and a garage full of appropriate tools. all i need is someone to help me rip apart my car and install this shit without breaking anything, and all establishments, as everybody knows, are grossly overpriced when it comes to this operation. depending on the time it takes for us to tackle this, ill pay up to 100 bucks with a guarantee of 70 no matter what.

a nice text message would be prefered.

($70-100) WANTED: Car audio knowledgable and able person South Regina, Regina

I can't tell if this guy is honest or just confused.

Anyway, in the same sub-category, you find ads for snow removal, someone who wants to be taught how to braid hair, and someone who will make you a bouquet of flowers you can eat. Sign me up.

Antique clock, we assume.

2011-12-07T12:24:00.001-08:00

Well I assume it was made in China and is 5 years old. I'll give you $10.

Seller writes: "Someone make us an offer on this Antique Wall Clock that we assume is over one hundred years old. Please call (306)382-8600. Thank you."

Antique Wall Clock - Saskatchewan Collectibles For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.