tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387Sat, 31 Aug 2024 00:13:14 +0000different jokesjokes about men and womenfamily jokesjokes about womenjokes about sexjokes about other nationsjokes about Russiansjokes about relationsjokes about blondesjokes about Ukrainianssexjokes about jobjokes about menjokes about foodjokes about computer and internetjokes about doctors and medicinejokes about moneyjokes about petsjokes aboutBest Russian and Ukrainian jokesBest Russian and Ukrainian jokes for you to laugh.It is known if you want to learn the life of a nation, read its jokes. They can tell you much more about it than any books. Learn more about Russians and Ukrainians with the help of these jokes.https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger295125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-1358227917462202015Wed, 22 May 2019 15:45:00 +00002019-05-22T19:54:17.117+04:00different jokesfamily jokesjokes about foodjokes about money<description><div style="text-align: left;"> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></b></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Dear, son, go to the shop to buy some bread.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-And what should you tell me in this case?</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-The change is yours.</span></div> <a href="https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/12/mother-and-father.html">More family jokes</a> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2019/05/dear-son-go-to-shop-to-buy-some-bread.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-4050793442245421092</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2016 20:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2016-01-19T01:02:09.013+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about women</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The prostitute gives the money to the Paris bank.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Madam, pardon, but this money is false.&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Oh, my God, it means that I was raped!</span><br /> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/08/blog-post_18.html">more jokes about women</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2016/01/prostitute-gives-money-to-paris-bank.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-7598575647092209221</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2015 16:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-12-16T21:52:42.600+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about blondes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">One blond woman says to another :</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">the main in the diet is to fall asleep earlier. If you don't fall asleep in time, you will <span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">overeat.</span></span></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2014/12/how-can-you-name-blond-that-was-painted.html">more jokes about blonds</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/12/one-blond-woman-says-to-another-main-in.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-7519496099630400528</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2015 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-12-16T20:16:45.351+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about pets</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-The dog bit a man in the street. That one&nbsp; when seeing a torn clothes cries to the master of the dog:</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-I demand the compansation.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-No problem, sir. I will keep the dog and you can bite it.</span></div> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/12/dog-bit-man-in-street.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-7806113804510027367</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2015 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-12-05T19:35:57.603+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">family jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Mother and father. I've already eaten everything.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Good for you. That's why&nbsp; I and your father think that you should marry and to leave&nbsp; separately from us.:)</span><br /> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/wife-went-to-business-trip.html">more family jokes</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/12/mother-and-father.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-6643961287609671</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2015 10:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-08-18T14:24:20.634+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about women</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">&nbsp;***</span></span></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">&nbsp;</span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">A woman </span><span class="hps">came</span> <span class="hps">to confession</span> <span class="hps">to the priest</span> <span class="hps">and said: -</span> <span class="hps">I am</span> <span class="hps">sinful</span>, Father, pride <span class="hps">overcomes</span> <span class="hps">me</span> <span class="hps">every time</span> <span class="hps">I</span> <span class="hps">look at myself</span> <span class="hps">in the mirror</span> and I think, "Oh, <span class="hps">how beautiful I am</span>!" <span class="hps">&nbsp;</span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Well, it's</span> <span class="hps">not a sin</span>, <span class="hps">it is a delusion</span>!:)</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;<a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/07/two-friends-met.html">more jokes about women</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/08/blog-post_18.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-2006102281794545811</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-08-11T14:23:08.018+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about job</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***&nbsp;</span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;-Do you have recommendations from your former job?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;-Yes, I was recommended to find a new job.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;<a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2014/12/the-chief-told-anecdote-to-his.html">more jokes about job</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/08/you-have-recommendationsfrom-your.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-1847450064891496481</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-08-08T22:54:28.458+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about food</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-The accused one, why did you throw a stone to the seller and broke her head?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Sir, it wasn't a stone, it was her fresh roll.</span><br /> <br /> <br /></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/08/accused-one-why-did-you-throw-stone-to.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-5164251679723502156</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2015 18:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-08-02T22:30:12.603+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about doctors and medicine</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">&nbsp;***</span></span></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">God is patient</span> <span class="hps">and he</span> said us to bear<span class="hps"></span>! <span class="hps">The body is</span><span class="hps"></span><span class="hps"></span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps"> only ashes</span></span> <span class="hps"></span><span class="hps"></span> <span class="hps">in comparison</span> <span class="hps">with the eternal</span> <span class="hps">spirit</span>!<br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Can I have</span> <span class="hps">another</span> <span class="hps">anesthesiologist</span>?</span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span> <span class="" id="result_box" lang="en" style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: x-large;"> <a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/03/man-came-to-doctor-doctor-my-left-ovum.html">more jokes jokes about doctors and medicine</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/08/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-152731043316028287</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2015 11:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-07-26T15:14:19.625+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">&nbsp;***</span></span></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">Sam</span>! <span class="hps">Do you remember that </span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps"><span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">malingerer from the </span></span></span>room 5?<br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Yes</span>, and <span class="hps">what</span>?<br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">H</span><span class="hps">e</span> <span class="hps">died</span> <span class="hps">yesterday</span> <span class="hps">...</span></span></span> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/07/boris-how-are-you-going-on-your-mother.html">more different jokes</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/07/sam-do-you-remember-that-malingerer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-4897496210364725740</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2015 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-07-21T22:27:14.105+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;***</span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Boris, how are you going on? Your mother-in-law&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">poisoned herslf&nbsp; by mushrooms </span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">for the third time this month.</span> </span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="hps"></span><span class="hps">-</span></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="hps"><span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">It</span> <span class="hps">is her</span> <span class="hps"></span></span> </span>sclerosis.</span><span style="font-size: x-large;"> She cooks for me and then she&nbsp; forgets about it!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/how-do-you-think-black-line-in-my-life.html">more different jokes</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/07/boris-how-are-you-going-on-your-mother.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-7221866356483402092</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2015 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-07-03T22:49:04.969+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about women</category><title/><description><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">***&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">Two friends met. One of them is sitting on the bench.</span></span></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">Hello</span>, <span class="hps">Sophie</span>! <span class="hps">You're</span> <span class="hps">in a new dress</span>! <span class="hps">And why</span> <span class="hps">are you </span>so sad?<br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Sit down</span> <span class="hps">next to</span> <span class="hps">me</span><span class="hps"> and I will tell...</span><br /> <span class="hps">- What has happened?</span><br /> <span class="hps">- The bench</span> <span class="hps">is painted.:)</span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;<a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/key-to-mercedes-is-ok-for-heart-of-woman.html">more jokes about women</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/07/two-friends-met.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-4631581309713539134</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2015 09:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-06-10T13:22:41.205+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div class="media-block media-text __full " data-log-click="{&quot;groupActionType&quot;:&quot;TEXT&quot;,&quot;mtBlockType&quot;:&quot;text&quot;,&quot;target&quot;:&quot;text&quot;}"> <div class="media-text_cnt"> <div class="media-text_cnt_tx textWrap" data-link-source="f436" id="hook_ActivateLinks_9543983821" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div class="media-text_cnt_tx textWrap" data-link-source="f436" id="hook_ActivateLinks_9543983821" style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-How do you think, the black line in my life will end some day?</span></div> <div class="media-text_cnt_tx textWrap" data-link-source="f436" id="hook_ActivateLinks_9543983821" style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Yes, of course, the life is not everlasting....&nbsp;</span><br /> </div> </div> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/i-dream-to-earn-ten-dollars-every-month.html">more different jokes</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/how-do-you-think-black-line-in-my-life.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-8823551641995224556</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2015 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-06-08T14:50:41.660+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-I dream to earn ten dollars every month, like my father.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Does your father earn ten thousand dollars every month?</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-No, but he also dreams about it.</span><br /> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/one-jewish-man-lost-his-wife.html">more different jokes</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/i-dream-to-earn-ten-dollars-every-month.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-3919789817709515246</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2015 08:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-06-03T12:39:42.748+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;***</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">One jewish&nbsp; man&nbsp; lost his wife.&nbsp; He came to the local newspaper in order to give an ad about it. He is told that he can ad&nbsp; a few words&nbsp; absolutly for free. He thought a few minutes and said :</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Ok, in this case ad:"Mercedes" for sale.&nbsp;</span><br /> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/05/when-i-was-in-park-i-throw-coin-to.html">more different jokes</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/one-jewish-man-lost-his-wife.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-6907823645018583347</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2015 10:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-06-02T14:59:55.656+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about men</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">You never know what you can expect from a woman: a boy or a girl.</span><br /> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/03/if-he-only-wouldnt-disgrace-himself.html">more jokes about men</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/you-never-know-what-you-can-expect-from.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-1505804606004918105</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2015 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-06-02T14:56:25.305+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about women</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The key to Mercedes is ok for the heart of a woman.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2014/01/blog-post.html">more jokes about women</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/06/key-to-mercedes-is-ok-for-heart-of-woman.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-7866798978510073930</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2015 10:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-05-24T14:33:24.171+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-When I was in the park, I throw a coin to the fountain.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-For what?</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-In order to return.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Did it help you?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Yes, I had to return as I didn't have money for the bus.</span><br /> <br /></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/05/inscription-on-grave-of-man-dear-wife.html">more different jokes</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/05/when-i-was-in-park-i-throw-coin-to.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-9054177175687848638</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2015 12:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-05-13T16:45:08.586+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The inscription on the grave of a man "Dear wife, don't visit me so often, I want to find a rest from you here."</span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/05/today-i-have-done-good-deed-i-walked-in.html">more different jokes</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/05/inscription-on-grave-of-man-dear-wife.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-4497272079202037619</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2015 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-05-06T15:01:20.122+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span data-log-click="{&quot;groupVisitType&quot;:&quot;FEED&quot;,&quot;target&quot;:&quot;entity1&quot;}" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="shortcut-wrap">***</span></span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="" id="result_box" lang="en" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="hps">Today</span> I&nbsp;</span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class=""> have done a good deed</span></span>! <span class="hps">I walked</span> <span class="hps">in the morning</span> <span class="hps">with my</span> <span class="hps">pit bull</span> and I saw <span class="hps">the man</span> <span class="hps">running to the bus stop.</span> <span class="hps">I</span> <span class="hps">see he will not be in time.</span> <span class="hps">So, I</span>&nbsp;<span class="hps"> unleashed the dog</span>. And you know the man caught the bus.:)</span> </div> </div> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/05/today-i-have-done-good-deed-i-walked-in.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-3168820410128130674</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2015 09:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-04-28T13:34:39.700+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">family jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;The wife went to a business trip. The husband wokes their child and went with him to the kindergarten. They came to one of them, then to another. But they were told :"This child is not from our kindergarten.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">After they took a bus, the child says: "Father, if we go to one more kindergarten, I will be late for school." </span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/02/family-scandal.html">more family jokes</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/wife-went-to-business-trip.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-7456875116820828327</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2015 08:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-04-22T13:06:08.478+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Mother says to her son:</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Every your bad action is a grey hair on my head.</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The son looked at his grandmother and says:</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-Now I see how you acted in&nbsp; your youth.</span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/sara-complaints-to-her-neighbour-i-so.html">more different jokes</a></span> </description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/mother-says-to-her-son-every-your-bad.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-4699268409080881740</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2015 08:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-04-22T12:17:29.042+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Sara complaints to her neighbour:</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-I so many times proved to my husband that I am kind. I shouted, beat him. But he doesn't believe.:)&nbsp;</span><br /> </div> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/i-am-like-cinderella.html">more different jokes</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/sara-complaints-to-her-neighbour-i-so.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-1522134685988956972</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2015 06:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-04-17T10:25:22.887+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes about men and women</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-I am like Cinderella. I only cook, clean and wash.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-But I predicted you that if you married me, you would live like in a fairy tale. :)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;<a href="http://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/inspection-came-to-prison.html">more different jokes</a></span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/i-am-like-cinderella.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1215387967876387.post-353857565609694479</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2015 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-04-15T19:16:06.987+04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">different jokes</category><title/><description><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">***</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The inspection came to the prison. The gates are open, the prison cells are also open, there are no dogs.</span></div> <span style="font-size: x-large;">All prisoners are in.&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The inspector asks :</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-What you have done to keep your prisoners without guards.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;">-I allow them to sit in the internet.</span></description><link>https://russianjoke.blogspot.com/2015/04/inspection-came-to-prison.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author></item></channel></rss>