Best X Name Ever

Band Name: Nuclear Duck

2012-03-07T11:18:00.001-06:00

duck, originally uploaded by eight19.

Credit goes to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for this bizarre yet awesome name. Why just be a duck when you can be a nuclear duck? Rock it out.

Best Band Name: Trout Slayer

2012-01-20T08:29:00.001-06:00

Trouts, originally uploaded by Thomas Hawk.

I believe it's a microbrew or something - credit for bringing it to our attention goes to Vydra at KDGE in Dallas. How is this not already a band name?

Band Name: Hippo Ballerina

2011-02-24T20:11:00.002-06:00

Tutu Hippo Holds the Pose, originally uploaded by Cheryl Razmus.

Because if you don't already subscribe to Sleep Talkin' Man, you're depriving yourself.

Best Band Name: Ladybug Bowling League

2010-12-21T15:00:00.002-06:00

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Yep, Ladybug Bowling League will take the world by storm. You just wait and see.

Band Name: Fact Finding Mob

2010-11-21T15:33:00.002-06:00

MOB, originally uploaded by Teelek.

Thank you, Chuck (one of my absolutely favorite shows) for our newest excellent band name. All we need is some pitchforks, some torches, and a couple of wailing guitar players.

Band Name: Amelia the Pirate Fairy

2010-11-18T16:11:00.002-06:00

Eva the Pirate Fairy, originally uploaded by Tumble Fish Studio.

Credit for this crazy idea comes from Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka and her beautiful little girl - naturally, Amelia. You should hit up her blog and read every single entry - but especially the Halloween one that inspired this name. You'll laugh, I promise.

Three Octopuses and an Otter

2010-11-17T08:26:00.002-06:00

Otter, originally uploaded by sparky2000.

Credit for this one goes to Matt Smith during his hilarious appearance on Craig Ferguson's show last night. I love a man who can come up with a good, random band name.

Album Name: Turd Oreo

2010-08-07T22:18:00.002-05:00

mm. i'm thinking oreos., originally uploaded by mrgphotos.

Inspired by Sleep Talkin' Man's lovely wife Karen. Now all that's left is to find a band awesome enough to release this album. Because I know that Turd Oreo would sell like hotcakes. Or, y'know, non-turd-filled Oreos.

Best Band Name: Nugget Coalition

2010-07-29T13:08:00.001-05:00

Chick and Chicken nugget, originally uploaded by bentomom.

This one comes from Roy Wood Jr. on Last Comic Standing. Loved it. I think the Nugget Coalition would be a hilariously awesome band. I picture fast food eating teenagers doing punk pop with a comedic edge.

Band Names

2010-07-29T08:14:00.006-05:00

Master List of Band Names

Amelia the Pirate Fairy [credit to Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka and her beautiful little girl]
Eskimo Voodoo Priests
Fact Finding Mob
Fish From Space
Gumby's Casket
Hippo Ballerinas [credit to Sleep Talkin' Man]
Ladybug Bowling League
Nugget Coalition
Nuclear Duck [credit to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu]
Pizza Sluts [credit to Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka]
Pretty Panty Snatchers
Sperm Zombies
Three Octopuses and an Otter [credit to Matt Smith]
Trout Slayer [credit to Vydra at KDGE]

Best Band Name - Pretty Panty Snatchers

2010-07-08T10:06:00.002-05:00

Panty Raid, originally uploaded by Chris Blakeley.

I'm not sure if this means they snatch pretty panties or of they're pretty people who STEAL panties. Does it even matter? You know you'd buy the album for the cover art alone.

Band Name - Fish From Space

2010-05-24T19:15:00.000-05:00

This one's straight out of Doctor Who. Don't lie - you totally want to hear the album. I picture something in the 70s stadium rock vein, myself. The image here comes from FishChannel.com.

Club Names

2010-05-17T22:08:00.002-05:00

Master List of Club Names

Club Baby Seal [courtesy Don Cook of Deranged Comics]

Album Names

2010-05-05T10:38:00.005-05:00

Master List of Album Names

Pokey's Last Ride
Turd Oreo

Package Deal

2010-03-30T12:07:00.000-05:00

Band: Gumby's Casket
Album: Pokey's Last Ride

What do you say? Worthy of my putting together a faux album cover?

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2010-03-22T18:51:00.002-05:00

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