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<title><![CDATA[Airfright]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/bE2BS9ADTRo/www.betapwned.com</link><description><![CDATA[I am terrified of flying.

 

At least I was before I sucked it up and got on the plane last week for Emerald City Comic Con. Once I cleared the hurdle of actually stepping on board the plane I was fine, no problems at all coming back and all looks well for the future.

So - thank you to everyone that listened so nicely to my Twitter whining about having to fly. There should be no more of that.


Next on my list of things to say...

You may notice that I've removed all references to any sort of time frame from the site. No more "monthly" this and "weekly" that. I recognize that it's just damn disrespectful to you all to keep promising things I fail to deliver.

So - no more promises. Please, if you haven't already, sign up for either the RSS feed or follow my Twitter. It's the only real way you'll be kept up to date when new content appears.

Thanks for sticking with me, there's big things on the horizon. *smiles*
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<title><![CDATA[Savaged]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/bE2BS9ADTRo/www.betapwned.com</link><description><![CDATA[What took 4 minutes to write, 4 weeks to draw, and was colored by Hans Meier? The new BetaPwned of course!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Site Map and Store...]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/bE2BS9ADTRo/www.betapwned.com</link><description><![CDATA[...are UP AND RUNNING!!!! go check 'em out...even though you can't buy anything yet...but make a mental note, and come back later with cash in hand, ready to put Jeannines kids through college. (oh and now you can go finish the contest)]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[BetaPwned #84 - Honk! Honk!]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/mkQBi0B6tDQ/</link><description><![CDATA[Send your hate mail to creator@betapwned.com

 

Honestly, I'd rather not receive any hate mail over this one. 

I just can't wrap my head around this woman's need to spread her own genes to that degree. You want babies to love? You want a big family? Fine! Great! There are SO MANY children out there that need a home. Trust me, your genes aren't so fucking important that the world needs to be flooded with them. Of course, it's unlikely that an adoption agency would allow a single mother with no apparent means of support to parent 14 children... you know... for some crazy reason. *coughs*

I'm also saddened by the notion that doctors are apparently allowed to literally fill a woman to capacity with babies, yet they're not allowed to do many forms of nearly risk free body modification. Society is clearly a bit confused as to what can be defined as "destructive behavior".


In other, less likely to offend someone, news - this month's contest will be extended through March due to complete impossibility. There was a mix up with the site map graphic that makes some pages on the site completely inaccessible - and there are answers on those pages.

My minion will be making an announcement when the new site map is functional, so no more complaining that you can't find the answers. 

See you soon!

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<title><![CDATA[BetaPwned #83 - BetaPwned Returns!]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/mkQBi0B6tDQ/</link><description><![CDATA[The Re-Launch of BetaPwned is here...come one come all (hard-hats required due to ongoing construction) The first comic is up...new content opened up as it becomes available...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Countdown to February 1st:]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/rAYr_t1H2M0/</link><description><![CDATA[BetaPwned Re-launches February 1st.  New look…New content…New cast members…New task-master.

Drop by to see the hi-jinx of Jeanine and the wacky cast of characters in the BetaPwned family…(I don’t believe I actually said that…Tanya’s going to kill me)  Tell your friends…Tell your family…Tell the world

Go to http://www.BetaPwned.com February 1st and I promise to re-stabilize the economy, balance the budget and end global warming…if you don’t…….MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 
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<title><![CDATA[Yeesh...]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/rAYr_t1H2M0/</link><description><![CDATA[Has it been a month since I last posted an update?  Once again, I'm forced to admit that I suck.  No matter, full speed ahead with this week's news - 

BP - <a href="http://betapwned.com/index.php?p=149">All Work and No Play...</a>

Dear Diary - <a href="http://betapwned.com/index.php?p=150">Compromise</a>

BetaPwned - <a href="http://betapwned.com/index.php?p=151">The Human Kind</a>


Also - this months <a href="http://www.betapwned.com/incentives.html">Donation Incentive</a> includes both a little look at Amy's modeling days and a special bonus:  Three randomly chosen donors will receive a full button set before they're even presented for sale!  There are 12 buttons in the new set and these are my best sellers at conventions.  Take a chance - donate a buck, walk away with the May Flowers background and calendar, and maybe, just maybe, a full button set to boot!

Last, but not least, be sure to tune in to <a href="http://www.webcomicbeacon.com">The Webcomic Beacon</a>!  This week we're talking with Mark Savary about newspaper style comics.

See you next week!  Um... hopefully... if I remember... *coughs*]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Twice in a row?  Unheard of!]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/rAYr_t1H2M0/</link><description><![CDATA[This week at <a href="http://betapwned.com">BetaPwned.com</a>:

BP - <a href="http://www.betapwned.com/index.php?p=136">Talently Challenged</a>

Dear Diary - <a href="http://www.betapwned.com/index.php?p=137">Do You Want Fries With That?</a>

BetaPwned - <a href="http://www.betapwned.com/index.php?p=138">Rude Awakenings: Part Six</a>


From this point on, BetaPwned story lines will only as free comic downloads - BetaPwned returns to it's stand alone format this next Friday.  The cheers should be deafening.

Also - I've got a special deal going with the donation incentives this month that no one has cashed in on yet... the first individual to donate as little as a dollar will receive the regular incentives AND a signed pencil sketch of the BetaPwned character of their choice!  Don't delay!  (I'll take down the offer from the main and incentive pages as soon as I'm notified of the first received donation.)

Thanks, and see you next week!]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[mailto:creator@betapwned.com]]></author><pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 4 Apr 2008 02:10:30 CDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[RSS Updated!  Amazing!  BetaPwned Fans Faint From Shock!]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/cD8MQfK2XqY/</link><description><![CDATA[Damn... I really do suck at this update notification thing, don't I?  I'm trying, and if you're interested in being notified of updates by email or text message something may be in the works shortly - stay tuned.


This week:

BP - <a href="http://betapwned.com/index.php?p=133">Percussive Therapy</a>

Dear Diary - <a href="http://betapwned.com/index.php?p=134">Pornish Musings</a>

BetaPwned - Rude Awakenings: Part Five</a>

Webcomic Beacon - Brainstorm Session Number 3</a>


In other news, my lameness in getting March's incentive up in time for the calendars to actually be useful resulted in a <a href="http://www.betapwned.com/extras.html">free desktop</a>.  April's incentive will be released this weekend and with it a few changes to the incentive program - be sure to check it out.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mmmm... fresh.]]></title>
<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Betapwned/~3/rAYr_t1H2M0/</link><description><![CDATA[The freshness comes from the beginnings - I've started the RSS feed over again, sincerely hoping that I'll be able to get my lame ass to update it once a week.  The plan is that every weekend I'll drop a quick feed and let you all know what happened that week.

"All well and good Ms. Higgins... but what did happen this week?"

Plenty dear reader!  This week's comics include:

[url=http://www.betapwned.com/index.php?p=111]BP - It's Healthier Than I Am[/url]

[url=http://www.betapwned.com/index.php?p=112]Dear Diary - Happiness to the 5th Power[/url]

[url=http://www.betapwned.com/index.php?p=113]BetaPwned - The Vagina's Not Registered[/url]

On the Wednesday Webcomic Weview front... *coughs*  I still suck.  I'm going to spend the next couple of hours trying to get caught up a bit, so if you think about it this next week as you're surfing the interwebs pop on over and [url=http://www.betapwned.com/Blog/Blog.html]check it out[/url]

Finally - I hope you've all been listening to [url=http://www.webcomicbeacon.com]The Webcomic Beacon[/url] netcast.  Hosted by the lovely Fes of P.S.I. and myself, this last week we talked about boobs for a few minutes before actually settling down to the week's topic - Developing a Style.

See you next week!]]></description>
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