Better Than Everything Podcast

Episode 21: 21

Wed, 1 Apr 2009 03:53:00 GMT

What's wrong with you people? Don't you have anything better to do than checking this page every day for three months straight? Well, consider this your lucky day because you're getting a hearty helping of that classic offensive humor that you'd club a baby seal for. Frank, Anthony, and Omar are all kind of rusty, but they manage to get the job done despite some dyslexic-level reading and non-existent lists that would have made the show a hundred times better.

But remember - if you're ever at a club and your wallet gets stolen as someone slips a roofie in your drink, just relax! You have a new show to listen to. As long as you dance it out of your system, everything will be okay. At least that's what the song says. Let's face it - you'll be too drunk to care anyway.

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Episode 20: The Comeback

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:17:00 GMT

Dear Listener(s?),

So like, yeah, about the last few months...

Things don't always work out the way we plan them. You have to understand that getting drunk and rambling incoherently into a microphone every couple of weeks is harder than it seems. I mean, just think about all the obstacles we face: internet porn takes a long time to download. Maintaining a decent GPA is a multi-step process of propositioning and sleeping with professors. And finally, let's face it, we can't really stand each other.

It's not like we're trying to sneak out of this relationship, but sometimes we need a little space. Anthony especially, because he's kind of fat. So think of this as a long distance thing where there's a lot of tension built up before it finally erupts in a weekend of cocaine and passionate sex. Whenever it happens, it'll be good. But it won't be often. And it won't be tender. And it will never truly satisfy you. Because we simply can't be tied down -- we must ramble on.

So we leave you for now with this incredibly offensive auditory journey of ethnic slurs, cultural irreverence, and underage sluts who are waaaaaay better than you at drunk driving. You may pretend that you we're bad for you, but you know you want it.

Hungrily yours,

- Frank, Anthony, and Omar

P.S.

Happy New Year and please remember to hide your kids from Dick Clark as you're enjoying the festivities.

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Episode 19:

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:49:00 GMT

NEW SHOW!!!

Episode 18: Railin' and ImPalin'

Sun, 7 Sep 2008 21:05:00 GMT

With everyone's busy schedule, getting a show together has become increasingly difficult. Not necessarily because doing a show is hard, but because the guys are much, much lazier than you would ever know. So we come back after over a month from the studio and here's what we learn: Omar would perform a drop toe-hold on a bitch, Anthony brah's out harder than any other brah when he's drunk and freestyle rapping, and Frank's asshole has surprisingly clear acoustics. As you can see, the BTE guys are Peter Pan's that will never, ever grow up. So grill up that potato salad and tune in while you're drunk at halftime, BTE is back by popular demand!

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Episode 17: Who Are We Trying To Impress With These Titles?

Wed, 6 Aug 2008 06:23:00 GMT

Who are we trying to impress with these show descriptions??

Episode 16: Do You Remembah?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:36:00 GMT

After a month-long hiatus, Better Than Everything is back and better than ever, so you better be listening or you can bet your balls than you'll be missing out. So much has changed in the world during the guys went on vacation, but they soon realize that they haven't done much with their lives. With this being the case, the crew delves into the grimy underbelly of internet news and get the ball rolling with life stories, wacky sound effects, and more sexual innuendo than a bad sitcom. It'll be just like the good ole days!

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Episode 15: A Hundred Fucking Dollars

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:14:00 GMT

If you're not listening to us, you're missing out on a lot. Things that will captivate you. Things that may inspire you. Unfortunately, maybe even some things that will disturb you. For instance, where else can you discover Anthony's shameful vault of video reviews that he did to earn a quick buck last year? Is there a man who skims through Digg with more gusto than Frank? Is there anyone who talks about being hung over more than Omar? And lastly, does anyone else offer the chance to win a hundred fucking dollars for doing almost nothing? Even if the money isn't real, the experience is worth a hundred times more. So drop that bong and get to downloadin' and e-mailin'; Better Than Everything is back in full effect and ready to kick some internet ass.

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Episode 14: Drunk Aliens (Two part episode)

Sun, 1 Jun 2008 23:11:00 GMT

For some reason the BTE gang keeps trying to incorporate alcohol into the format of the show. Is it working for the good of the show? You be the judge.

Part II

Part I

Part II

Episode 13: How Many Bats For That Donkey?

Tue, 27 May 2008 05:54:00 GMT

Motivated by a powerful mix of shame and pride, the BTE guys try to bounce back from their previous outing by putting some energy back into the show. Fresh off their drinking binges, Frank has some 'splainin to do about his behavior and Omar tries to cope with his perpetual hangover. Meanwhile, Anthony "Ace" Nguyen, denies all microphallus allegations by clearly overcompensating. As for the week's news topics, the gang scours the webs and picks out gems such as trading humans for baseball equipment, a donkey attack, and a delightfully uncomfortable sexual abuse PSA. All of this and much, much more on this week's "actually kind of decent" episode of Better Than Everything.

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Episode 12: Best Episode Ever!

Mon, 19 May 2008 03:56:00 GMT

We don't hate our listeners. We swear. But sometimes things happen and you don't put your balls to the wall like you're used to. We'll be honest: 90% of this show is Omar reading, Frank sifting through another one of his patented Top 100 hot lists, and Anthony sometimes chiming in with boring commentary. The other 10% is dead air. By the end, the guys are audibly disgusted and hanging their head in shame until Frank starts singing about having a bad day. Does it cheer us up and put the show on track? Listen to the ironically titled show and find out.

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No new episode

Tue, 13 May 2008 05:14:00 GMT

no need to worry, new episode this coming
week.

Episode 11: Live On Location

Mon, 5 May 2008 05:09:00 GMT

What happens when you get six guys together and give them enough booze to subdue a large elephant? The results are not quite as homosexual as you might imagine. The BTE crew join up with Edgar and pals Luis and Chris on location in Edgar's backyard. They run down topics such as Anthony's dating failures, Omar's dangerous encounters with other minorities, and Frank's obsession with the Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon hookup. They also ponder if it is possible to watch porn 6,000 times a day. It's another multi-part episode, so grab a few beers and relax for a while as you listen to this week's show.

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Episode 10: The Not So Special 10th Episode

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:52:00 GMT

It's been ten glorious episodes and the guys know how to celebrate a milestone and do it big. They know how, but they don't, so you're going to have to listen to another show of Top 100 hot chicks, gay jokes, and zany stories, with some hypothetical double-teamed sex sprinkled on top. I guess some things never change. It's still fun for your ear drum, so listen to the show and bask in the glory of being Better Than Everything!

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Episode 9: The Fabulous Edition

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:10:00 GMT

The BTE cast finally return to their kingdom, aka The Intern's garage. After a much needed break, the guys are ready to tackle life with newfound vigor and sexual energy. During their absence, Random Guy Erick put together show topics that include death row, Akon, a hilarious sequence of taco-making and much, much more. What are you waiting for? Better Than Everything is back and more fabulous than ever!

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No New Episode This Week

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:17:00 GMT

So this week the guys got a little lazy and caught up in other more fun things, so no new episode will be posted. But do not fret, a new episode will be here next week. In the mean time there are plenty of episodes for your listening pleasure. Also, if you would like for us to discuss a certain topic or issue let us know through comments or e-mail.

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Episode 8: Money Cures Cancer

Sat, 5 Apr 2008 20:14:00 GMT

Take it from Frank, Anthony, and Omar - being a child can be horrible. Luckily, the guys are now old enough to mock the less fortunate. After the guys recap the week's flood of responses, they get into the adolescent strife of gun-toting teachers, kid-sexing teachers, and one kid with cancer who probably doesn't even have a teacher. Magic Johnson has shown us that money prevents AIDS, but can it cure cancer? Tune in to this week's edition of Better Than Everything to find out.

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Episode 7: The Drinking/Spring Break Show

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:22:00 GMT

In this very special(and long) edition of the show, The Better Than Everything guys do it like they do it and they do it so well for your ears only. Hide the kids and have some ice ready; Frank, Anthony, and Omar get all kinds of buck wild as they - some more than others - pass through various states of inebriation in the first ever drinking show. It may not always be smooth, but it's all kinds of crazy.

Special guests: Random Guy Jesse and Ms. Intern.

Download all 4 parts of the show to partake in all the fun! IT'S SPRING BREAK, WOO!!!

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Direct Download
Part II
Part III
Part IV

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Episode 6: Frank the Asshole

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:57:00 GMT

We did it! We did it! We managed to produce a show that starts slow and ends with the hosts threatening each other with homemade shivs. It's just another day at the studio for Frank, Anthony, and Omar as they go through a litany of weird news stories without having anything poignant to add. Stuff White People Like returns with mixed results, proving that absence does not always make the heart grow fonder. We soon learn that Frank may not know how to read, but he knows how to turn up the asshole factor when the mics get hot. Listen as he devolves into a petty mess of a person, filled with hatred and bitterness for his fellow man. It just goes to show, it's easy to get carried away when you think you're Better Than Everything.

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Episode 5: BBW Seeks Child Escort Into Nose Candy

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:24:00 GMT

The ambiguously gay BTE gang get back together on a Friday night to rag on each other and on the week's hot topics. If you haven't heard, high priced hookers are all the rage these days and it's up to us to judge them. You even get to hear our expert opinions on toilet fusion, husband burning, cracked out babies, and Frank getting upset about his droopy pants. And you decide: will Omar be the next to fall victim to BBW love on Craigslist? This is a show that covers all bases and then some, making it one that you (maybe) won't want to miss.

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Episode 4: Free Ballin' It

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Like you have anything better to do? Listen to the Free Ballin' It edition of the show and experience the sensation of hearing. It's no rules, no topics, and no pants. Is Frank a racist son of a bitch? Is Omar unusually introverted on the show? And most importantly, is Anthony a chubby chasing weirdo? Fat chicks need love too on this episode of Better Than Everything.

(with studio guest random guy Eric and audience member the Intern)

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Episode 3: Cakes, Trains, and MORmons

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 06:03:00 GMT

Podcasting is never easy, but it helps to be in a good mood. It's too bad that Frank, Anthony, and Omar can't stand to be around each other unless there's a giant bottle of booze in their hands. Let their pain be your pleasure as Anthony talks about his trip into the world of Mormons, Omar reveals the mystifying qualities of robotic voices, and Frank struggles with adding technology to the show. All of this sprinkled between The Moment of Truth, cologne guns, and Indian superbabies. It's cringe-inducing listening for the masochist in all of us.

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Episode 2: Womanly Aggression

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:53:00 GMT

Hoping to avoid the sophomore slump, Frank, Anthony, and Omar uncomfortably stare at each other as they strongly debate missionaries, the hotness of babes, trouble in the Middle East(gasp!), the end of the writer's strike, and the intimacy of beastiality.

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Episode 1: The Genesis of Stupid

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:48:00 GMT

In the debut show of Better Than Everything, your new best friends Frank, Anthony, and Omar introduce themselves and talk about the things that are important to their generation. Learn about their sick sense of humor as you are hear about abused quadriplegics, gender issues, World of Warcraft addiction, and stuff that white people like.

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