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"Because when I was 18 I thought I knew everything.  It turns out that I didn't."

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We not-so-regretfully wish to inform you that your nomination for Mother of the Year is revoked based on the following facts:

Bedtime Lullaby Incident:
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Blood-curdling screams from the back seat of the car. Child clutching ear.

Sunday:
Ear drainage. Begin drops.

Monday:
Ear drainage. Drops. Begin Children's Motrin.

Tuesday:
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Eva (hands folded in prayer): Dear Jesus, please help my Mama not pick her nose so Santa will bring her presents.

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Manager to cashier at grocery store: "You must ID all alcohol sales."
Cashier to manager: "Even if they look over forty?"

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