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Our fourteenth episode starts with a little holiday cheer: Playing Cards Against Humanity during holiday get togethers, a ghost who masturbates you to death, what is squirting really, the top searches on Pornhub, adorable slang terms for sex from the last 600 years, and a strict Christian mom who asks Twitter about a Fleshlight she found in her son's bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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In our thirteenth episode day drinking Bloody Marys at a True Blood reunion leads to: A bag of dicks and things you didn't know about penises (like the low-cal semen diet), then how the law of attraction pertains to masturbation and a study saying women are almost never straight.&lt;br /&gt;
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Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then we delve into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?).&lt;br /&gt;
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</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="https://soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett/episode-12-bernies-desire/download.mp3"/><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikprlVMuG4eRdont1L6KiA8h0ohiBRKAaVmchWXGTeG0Ns9DKCQNhG8osuT78nU5hF7Jb-OEpc1LvZExYJ-ecMCeth-dJqH3bxbvnYUVLexakf71QS_9BT-prRE9UylW1Is8W2eLQ6CrE/s72-c/12196171_711322279005168_5042393660382588073_n.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>dreamoutloud@gmail.com (Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then we delve into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?). www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then we delve into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?). www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>entertainment,explicit,podcast,pop,culture,sex,weird,news,writing</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Between the Sheets Episode 11 "Spontaneous Orgasms, Motorhead Vibrators, Christian Porn, &amp; Exploding Head Syndrome"</title><link>http://www.betweenthesheets69.com/2015/10/episode-11-spontaneous-orgasms.html</link><category>Christians</category><category>entertainment</category><category>explicit</category><category>exploding head syndrome</category><category>funny women</category><category>humor</category><category>motorhead</category><category>mushrooms</category><category>nsfw</category><category>podcast</category><category>pop culture</category><category>porn</category><category>sex</category><category>spontaneous orgasms</category><category>things my dick does</category><category>vibrators</category><category>weird news</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2015 16:32:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512611070046784847.post-115489390314708389</guid><description>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;
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Our eleventh episode has been a long time coming: We explode onto the scene with spontaneous orgasms brought on by "magic" mushrooms, segue into Motorhead brand vibrators, how the Bible Belt views online porn more than anyone else in the country, how a pastor thinks sex is only for Christians and their kinky god, then take a left turn into exploding head syndrome and sleep paralysis, and close with a shout out to the wildly popular Tumblr: Things My Dick Does.&lt;br /&gt;
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Our tenth episode takes us to some forbidden places: From The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III to New Hampshire censoring sexy drink names, like “Stripper Mom,” and 50 things to do sexually before you die, in which we reveal personal stories about kissing girls, orgies, candles in orifices and other fun stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://media.soundcloud.com/stream/zXv6g4izahu0.mp3"/><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieOlU7PhW3ygMess8ui8WnwLGcqRWWz4jHs1i-aq6PXkJYv884rZsVeZ4IS6ZdEcz1TXZSQJpgFmtE-8F0ByXk7afH0GEJgVpVgtxbFtp9wX1wZB8hVskMtzckJG0xULnu0ky3h19ssrg/s72-c/97f7bce1950b7b84aed5ca8e940f1576a6.png" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>dreamoutloud@gmail.com (Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Our tenth episode takes us to some forbidden places: From The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III to New Hampshire censoring sexy drink names, like “Stripper Mom,” and 50 things to do sexually before you die, in which we reveal personal stories about kissing girls, orgies, candles in orifices and other fun stuff. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Our tenth episode takes us to some forbidden places: From The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III to New Hampshire censoring sexy drink names, like “Stripper Mom,” and 50 things to do sexually before you die, in which we reveal personal stories about kissing girls, orgies, candles in orifices and other fun stuff. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>entertainment,explicit,podcast,pop,culture,sex,weird,news,writing</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Between the Sheets Episode 9 "Weird Sex Facts, The Sexiness of Frank Underwood, &amp; Booty Call of Cthulhu"</title><link>http://www.betweenthesheets69.com/2015/09/between-sheets-episode-9-weird-sex.html</link><category>books</category><category>booty call of cthulhu</category><category>entertainment</category><category>explicit</category><category>frank underwood</category><category>funnywomen</category><category>house of cards</category><category>humor</category><category>kevin spacey</category><category>movies</category><category>nsfw</category><category>podcast</category><category>pop culture</category><category>sex</category><category>weird news</category><category>writing</category><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2015 14:39:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512611070046784847.post-6326309284919300854</guid><description>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;
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Our ninth episode sounds like the mothership is landing but that's just the AC we forgot to turn off in the BTS studio: We discuss the Top 30 Weird Sex Facts, wherein we talk about things like erotic sneezing, using pumpkins to get in the mood, and strange sex dreams about Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood on House of Cards, then we close with 'Booty Call of Cthulhu (The Monster Fetish)' by Wren Winter.&lt;br /&gt;
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</description><enclosure length="0" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://media.soundcloud.com/stream/zg7oMGyc2bdA.mp3"/><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfaAjD4EpeprHowh5AkOw85T8m1yI9uhoZvvfSsG7nLN6c5wh8KqiYzsuVoblPH56a0w9uUT1yVknLmbfoX-QUotmeuo0E2l8RxEGXHaXl9aPdPC5IFZGfrD9wy__vAZq4ESIOaLXcy8c/s72-c/eb5c69db395b1a942fc7c87201d1baaa.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>dreamoutloud@gmail.com (Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Our ninth episode sounds like the mothership is landing but that's just the AC we forgot to turn off in the BTS studio: We discuss the Top 30 Weird Sex Facts, wherein we talk about things like erotic sneezing, using pumpkins to get in the mood, and strange sex dreams about Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood on House of Cards, then we close with 'Booty Call of Cthulhu (The Monster Fetish)' by Wren Winter. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melissa St. Hilaire, Scarlett Amaris</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Our ninth episode sounds like the mothership is landing but that's just the AC we forgot to turn off in the BTS studio: We discuss the Top 30 Weird Sex Facts, wherein we talk about things like erotic sneezing, using pumpkins to get in the mood, and strange sex dreams about Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood on House of Cards, then we close with 'Booty Call of Cthulhu (The Monster Fetish)' by Wren Winter. www.betweenthesheets69.com soundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlett Ask us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe): melissa@betweenthesheets69.com scarlett@betweenthesheets69.com</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>entertainment,explicit,podcast,pop,culture,sex,weird,news,writing</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Between the Sheets Episode 8 "Junk Off, Useful Obscure Words, &amp; Kanye West Reanimator"</title><link>http://www.betweenthesheets69.com/2015/09/between-sheets-episode-8-junk-off.html</link><category>books</category><category>entertainment</category><category>explicit</category><category>funnywomen</category><category>genitalia</category><category>hip hop</category><category>humor</category><category>joshua chaplinsky</category><category>junk off</category><category>kanye west</category><category>lovecraft</category><category>movies</category><category>nsfw</category><category>podcast</category><category>reanimator</category><category>sex</category><category>weird news</category><category>words</category><category>writers</category><category>writing</category><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2015 17:08:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512611070046784847.post-8093979892103204819</guid><description>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;
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Our eighth episode is filled with words we can’t enunciate: From nightmarish dolphin genitalia and detachable spider penises to a bunch of words we embarrass ourselves trying to pronounce that describe 'emotions people feel, but can’t explain' and Joshua Chaplinsky’s Lovecraft inspired hip hop tale, 'Kanye West - Reanimator.'&lt;br /&gt;
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