Beyond Random

Goats Yelling Like Humans Will Make You Piss Yourself

Mr. Clay — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:22:38 +0000

There is no way you can watch this whole video without having tears in your eyes!

How To Make Your Own Coil Gun

Mr. Clay — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:44:17 +0000

Okay so maybe its not really a gun or really a how to but this dude is pretty funny. Check out his other videos on YouTube.

Pain & Gain Trailer

Mr. Clay — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:51:58 +0000

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42 Random Funny Pics I’ve Saved On My Phone

Mr. Clay — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 20:01:07 +0000

I do alot of browsing on my phone and sometimes the pictures I find need to be cleaned off and shared so here we go!

Enjoy!

New Face-Lift!

Mr. Clay — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:48:36 +0000

So a few weeks ago I decided that I needed to switch back to WordPress after being on Posterous for a couple years. I wanted more control over the design and options for the site and WordPress will allow me to do just that. For example I have always wanted a way to rate different things such as movie trailers and movies but Posterous really limited me to what I could do.

You might notice some more changes as the weeks go on as alot of the posts were messed up in the transition as well as many of the videos. If the posts are down I assure you, they will be back up before you know it. It just takes a long time to go through every post.

Any ways I hope you enjoy the new layout and a new video of FAILS!

Enjoy!

You’re Never More Than 107 Miles From A McDonald’s

Mr. Clay — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 01:15:00 +0000

Wherever you are in the contiguous U.S., you will never be more than 107 miles away from the nearest McDonald’s.

Stephen Von Worley set out on a mission to determine the farthest distance between McDonald’s restaurants. With help from AggData, he was able to determine the location of all 13,000 plus U.S. restaurants. From there, a bit of what he calls “software engineering gymnastics,” and voilà, a heat map of the 48 contiguous states, vividly showing the distance to the nearest McDonald’s.

McFarthest is between two tiny Dakotan towns: 107 miles distance from the nearest McDonald’s

- Stephen Von Worley

Von Worley’s impressive visual analysis shows how a McDonald’s restaurant is understandably never far from the major population areas, and typically close to the highways. East of the Mississippi, the lights are ubiquitous. Heading west, there are some noticeable gaps before arriving to the west coast.

The data shows the farthest point between McDonald’s to be the small towns of Meadow and Glad Valley on Highway 20 in NW South Dakota, where the distance is 107 miles between Arches, a mere two hour drive (145 miles) by car.

That leaves you more than enough time to enjoy a McBreakfast in Glad Valley – and a McLunch in Meadow.

Weather Sealed

* Compilation & Analysis by Stephen Von Worley
* Location data by AggData
* Enlarged Heat Map

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Worst Keyboard Layout Ever

Mr. Clay — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:16:00 +0000

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I Thought My Day Was Going To Suck Today Until I Saw This

Mr. Clay — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 12:17:00 +0000

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Now my day doesn’t seem so bad.

Freaky (Factual) Tale Friday: Edgar Allan Poe predicts the future…and a grisly death.

Mr. Clay — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:35:45 +0000

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Edgar Allen Poe’s only full length novel featured a scene in which a cabin boy named Richard Parker is cannibalized by his shipwrecked crew mates. 46 years later, a real ship wrecked crew actually did cannibalize their cabin boy…who was also named Richard Parker.

Google Is Going To Offer Free Fiber Internet

Mr. Clay — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:14:00 +0000

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Google has announced the fiber internet + TV packages that will be available through GoogleFiber. It is currently only available in Kansas City but is taking Pre-Registration for more cities.

Gigabit + TV $120/mo and waives the construction fee

Gigabit Internet $70/mo and waives the construction fee

Free Internet is $0/mo but you must pay the $300 construction

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