Biblical Tweets http://biblicaltweets.com Thou shalt not exceed 140 characters. Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 BiblicalTweetshttp://feedburner.google.com Jesus’ Favorite Quotes #3 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BiblicalTweets/~3/eZuhvXlr31A/ http://biblicaltweets.com/2009/11/jesus-favorite-quotes-3/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:42 +0000 The Biblical Scholar http://biblicaltweets.com/?p=165 See Jesus’ Schwarzenegger quotes #1 and #2 –

Jesus: RT @Schwarzenegger It’s not a tomb.

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Jesus: RT @Schwarzenegger Follow me if you want to live.

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Moses: Wandering getting old. Especially having to listen to the kids sing Manna Montana songs over and over again.

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Joseph: Anyone have good advice on how to prevent cougar attacks?

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Jesus: RT @Schwarzenegger I’ll be back.

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Thomas: Signed up for @Peter’s fantasy football league. Doubt I’ll win.

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Samson: @Delilah I’m blinded by your beauty.

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Newly Named Horse: Tired of @adam1 riding bareback. Can’t a brother get a saddle?

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Hosea: Hate that everyone keeps putting Brosea before me.

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Solomon: New blog post: Advice for Young Lovers.  Rated PG-13. http://is.gd/4LdpE

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Samson: Loving new jawbone bluetooth. It’s killer.

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Joseph: @TomBodett is a liar.

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JC33 (Jesus): There must be 5,000 people here. Costco platinum membership finally paying off.

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FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.

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King David: Loving my new house. Views from the roof are outstanding.

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JC33 (Jesus): Blessed are those that follow, for they will get an auto-follow back.

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Cain: Stuck at goalie in family soccer match again. Tired of being brother’s keeper.

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Lot’s Wife: At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Paul: @Corinthians Love each other.  I’m not going to tell you a third time!
Suggested by Jared Vineyard!

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Horse: So hungry. @Eve2, why don’t you get me one of those apples.

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King David: Re: dancing… do as I say, not as I do.

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Jacob: Go see my new movie Rachel Getting Married. Production took longer than expected.

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Pharaoh: Up late handling locust and darkness paperwork. Will have to do the father-son bonding thing tomorrow.

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Noah: Elephants getting frisky. Almost capsized.

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Joseph: Working out in the fields today. This job is the pits.

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Andrew: @Peter Next time, try floaties! LOL

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Paul (Paul of Tarsus): Changed Twitter handle from @Saul to @Paul. Was getting too much spam

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Job: RT @NotoriousBIG Mo’ money, mo’ problems.

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JC33 (Jesus of Nazareth): Feeling confident. 11-for-11 on apostle hires. Skipping background check on this new guy, @JudasIscariot.
Idea originally submitted by Sean Tucker (thanks Sean!).

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Rich Young Ruler: Scheduled to meet @Jesus today. Think he’ll be proud of everything I’ve achieved.

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@God I’m the first guy to break all 10 commandments in one day. :(

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JC33 (Jesus): @Zacchaeus Get out of that tree. I’m coming over to your house. Heard you have a Wii, little man.

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Sarah: LOL (Genesis 18:12)

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Jesus: Headed to my dad’s place. BRB

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Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

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Solomon: Just married 700th wife. Now I know why they call this the land of “milk and honeys.”

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JC33 (Jesus): Wine into water didn’t go over too well.  Must find better miracles.

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King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.
Written by: La Libertine

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Moses: New blog post: “Making it to the Promised Land: 10 things every Israelite should know” — please Digg. http://bit.ly/SCOyP

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adam1: @God OMY! I’m naked!

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