BigDumpling's Take-Out Corner

More Cristine Reyes downblouse

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:51:00 +0000

This blog may be turning out to be very Cristine Reyes-centric but that's only because she keeps giving every heterosexual males in the Philippines such stunning photos like this...

Lucky is the man who'll get to see something like this for one whole weekend - unless you're the type who'd rather have a truck...

...than a weekend with FHM Philippines' Sexiest Woman of 2009.

Let's hope that one day, we get to see a nip slip instead of a downblouse.

It's Election Day today...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Mon, 10 May 2010 08:03:00 +0000

...and to help every brave man who dared to jostle with the crowd at the polling precincts under the oppressive heat of the sun and at the risk of suffering a heatstroke; imagine you're in a pool with a warm, nubile female body to cuddle up to, like, say, Diana Zubiri...

Anyone know if she's still as hot as before or has motherhood totally taken away her sexy figure?

An out-of-body experience with Cristine Reyes...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:50:00 +0000

Okay, let's pretend we're having an out-of-body experience where we're floating out of our body and we can go anywhere we want without anyone seeing or hearing us. As it so happens, we chose to go to a hotel where, incidentally, Cristine Reyes is staying in. We float up into her room, catch her right in the middle of having her room service-catered lunch and this is what we see...

The most awesome Cristine Reyes downblouse ever. Everybody, start fapping.

Cristine Reyes is so creamy...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:11:00 +0000

...it's no wonder Richard Gutierrez didn't mind being castigated for his reprehensible acting of saving Cristine Reyes from Ondoy's floodwaters, not when you're tapping an ass as creamy white as hers.

Richard covering his raging hard-on.

Cristine's creamy cleavage

Those puppies are just dying to get loose

"Yes, I tap Cristine's ass all night long because I saved it from Ondoy."

"You guys can look but only I can grab Cristine's ass."

Richard Gutierrez protecting his "investment"

SIDE BOOB ALERT! SIDE BOOB ALERT!

Isn't it embarassing when you smile in front of a camera only to realize it's not you that's being taken a photo of?

I see London, I see France, I see Cristine's underpants!

Richard sweating heavily at the thought of what he has in store for Cristine that night

"After I'm through with you tonight, you'll be walking funny the next couple of days."

SIDE BOOB ALERT! SIDE BOOB ALERT!

REAR QUARTER PROFILE BOOB ALERT!

I hope you're not tired of seeing Cristine's side boob

Photos courtesy of Cristine Reyes' Patient X Facebook album.

A Very MILFy Christmas and a Happy Nude Year!

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:21:00 +0000

I know I've been away for too long. I mean, seriously, 2 months without an update?! It's not like I'm neglecting this site or anything. But a lot of things happened in real-life that prevented me from doing my weekly updates.

Now, as you'll notice, I changed my site's name from Take-Out Corner to MILFs and Honeys. That's only because all my posts are about, well, MILFs and Honeys. Otherwise, everything's pretty much the same, even the site's URL so you'll still get all my updates in your e-mail and your news readers.

So, to celebrate the season, even though she's not a Filipina, her being a regular in GMA 7's Eat Bulaga as well as in TV5's Ogags makes her Filipina enough for me. So I give you, Daiana Menezes along with some Filipina babes like...

Jenny Miller...

Pauleen Luna...

...and a whole lot of other celebrities and models to ogle at.

Enjoy, my brothers (and sisters?) and may we all have a very MILFy Christmas and a Happy Nude Year!

The Philippines is the Land of MILFs and Honeys...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:04:00 +0000

And one such example is Geneva Cruz.

Seriously, just look at her and let your jaw drop to the floor as you try to comprehend that that tight body of hers has already produced a prepubescent boy.

I'd seriously hate to be in her son's shoes because I'm sure all his best buds are telling him how his mom's so hot and that they sometimes jack off to her and stuff. And if he got that everyday the whole time his mom remains hot, he just might fucking believe it and start jacking off to her as well, leading to some serious psychological damage. Damn Oedipus complex. So yes, let's be glad that we're not her son because we can sanely stroke ourselves off to her MILF awesomeness until our balls turn blue.

Leah Dizon is married AND pregnant?! WTF?!?

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:48:00 +0000

According to numerous reports, on the last stop of her nationwide tour in Japan, Asian-American gravure/J-pop idol Leah Dizon has admitted that she had gotten married over the weekend to a 29-year old Japanese stylist that she met last January, breaking the hearts of her many male fans who have fapped themselves off to her luminous beauty and OMFG! figure many, many times.

Not content with breaking the hearts of her fans, she dropped another bombshell by also announcing that there was now a bun in the oven, or to put it simply, she was now four months pregnant, thus giving some of her most ardent fans enough reason to commit seppuku.

Okay, I may be kidding on the seppuku part, but the fact still remains: Leah Dizon is now married AND pregnant!

So, as a tribute to the Leah Dizon we'll always cherish in our hearts and in our loins, allow me to re-post her Girls of 360 video; Leah Dizon: Exposed and Uncut.

http://rapidshare.com/files/103105107/Leah.Dizon.Exposed.Uncut.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/103104658/Leah.Dizon.Exposed.Uncut.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/103095410/Leah.Dizon.Exposed.Uncut.part3.rar

There's hope for her fans, though. If she does come back after giving birth and if she does retain her figure, not only will she be a certified MILF, her puppies would also be much bigger and fuller.

Nuts Entertainment Cleavage-fest!!!

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:25:00 +0000

I watch GMA-7's Nuts Entertainment primarily for one thing - the generous serving of female bodies they like to show weekly, usually skimpily dressed while doing funny yet idiotic stunts which only serves to make the healthy cleavages bounce.

And what a generous serving they have every week, especially when they have well-endowed beauties like Ehra Madrigal and Iwa Moto as part of the regular cast to ensure that their viewers get their weekly helping of mammaricious boobage regularly.

And on one particular week, the regular supply of healthy titties provided by those two was supplemented when guest stars Jaycee Parker, Hazel Cabrera and Sheree appeared on the show, giving their viewers a spectacular sight of bouncing bosoms that one particular Saturday night.

Jean Garcia's Behind-the-Scene photos for FHM!

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:59:00 +0000

Jean Garcia is one fine MILF. And that's an understatement right there! Along with Eula Valdez, Jean has taken over the MILF throne that ex-MILF Dina Bonnevie has long given up since she stopped trying to look like, well, a MILF.

As a matter of fact, Jean is such a fine MILF, I'd sooner do her than her daughter, Jenica Garcia, who, although cute, lacks mom's sex appeal.

To put it simply, I'd do Jenica because she's fresh and needs a lot of sexual guidance - preferably coming from me - while I'd do Jean because she's just so damn doable and could probably show me a thing or two! Or in a john's terms, Jenica is for the GFE while Jean's for the PSE. If you don't know what those acronyms stand for, then the Urban Dictionary is your best friend.

So in honor of Jean's überhot MILF-y goodness, here are some behind-the-scene photos from her photo shoot with FHM which is out this month.

If you're looking for scans from the actual magazine itself, feel free to check out the gallery on Flesh Asia Daily, the site that got me started on this whole adult-related blogging thing.

And after checking that out, I'm sure you'll agree that Jenica's dad might be regretting not having that ass available to tap 24/7.

And now I give you, my 'Kapuso' harem...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:35:00 +0000

A man can dream, right?

But what the fuck is our labandera doing there?! You can surround yourself with beautiful girls but a pig will always be a pig, Ate Inday!

Aubrey Miles: From 'Prosti' to MILF!!!

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:59:00 +0000

Like I said before in one of my earlier posts, when it comes to women, I'm more partial to mestizas and chinitas. After all, since I'm as Filipino as chicharon and pinakbet, why should my taste in women be Filipino (or Filipina, to be more precise) as well when I can go for something more exotic that's a rarity in the Philippines and that's so... so unlike me.

Still, it's hard to deny the babeness factor that comes in someone like Aubrey Miles, who, once upon a time, was every Filipino male's purveyor of their every masturbatory fantasy, with her nice, tight bod and her face that's complemented by her eyes that say, "Come hither and fuck me deep and hard if you can," look - although I'm hard pressed to believe she'd know what "hither" meant.

Now, if she gave me that look, I'd sure fuck her deep and hard in ways that her boytoy and impregnator, Troy Montero, could hardly imagine.

So, since she's on her way to giving birth or has either given birth by now, here's a look to remind us of Aubrey Miles' hotness just in case she'll permanently balloon into matron-ish proportions and forever shrivel up the rock hard penises she used to command to a rapt attention.

How about a Threesome with sexy Filipina porn hotties...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:26:00 +0000

...like the Philippines' Top Contribution to Porn, Charmane Star, with the now-retired-from-porn/current-mainstream-model Sabrine Maui in Jules Jordan's Flesh Hunter 5.

http://www.protectlinks.com/103756
http://www.protectlinks.com/103757

http://www.protectlinks.com/103758

Password is: engman

Car shows aren't just about cars anymore...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:02:00 +0000

...because as you'll see in the following photos, there seemed to be MORE BOOTH BABES THAN CARS in the recently held 2nd Philippine International Motor Show.

And courtesy of a fellow Private-Pinay member, Boglers of Cavite, here are the loads of photographic evidence...

...from BOSCH

...from Ford

...from Honda

...from Isuzu

...from Kia

...from Nissan

...from Suzuki

...from Toyota

...from Yokohama

...random hotties

Asian F3 Race Queens are SO HOT...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:51:00 +0000

...they have to use the umbrellas so that the race car drivers they're supposed to shield with it won't melt in their awesome, sexy presence!

Unfortunately, I don't know the names of these fine ladies, but I'm okay with having to label them as "Sexy Ass Race Queen #1" and so on and so forth while I'm nailing all of them in rapid succession.

Another one of Philippines' contribution to porn...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:25:00 +0000

...is Annie Cruz, whose youthful looks belies her versatility as a pornstar, which ranges from anal scenes to interracial gangbangs to squirting, or her current favorite, BDSM.

And here she is in her pre-dominatrix days in Platinum X's Dirt Pipe Milkshakes getting throated and getting filled with cocks from both ends before she takes it up the ass, does an A2M, gets DPed AND and gets an anal creampie. But it doesn't stop there because this girl is so nasty, she'll even eat the cum straight out of her own asshole. Now that's nasty!

http://rapidshare.com/files/33302422/DPM1-AnnieCruz.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/33305862/DPM1-AnnieCruz.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/33306637/DPM1-AnnieCruz.part3.rar

or

http://www.filefactory.com/file/31f889
http://www.filefactory.com/file/ce3c31
http://www.filefactory.com/file/721aab

NASTY!!!

(Rachel Alejandro + Geneva Cruz) + Bikinis = One Raging Hard-On!

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:06:00 +0000

When you have one bonafide MILF in Geneva Cruz, and you add to that Rachel Alejandro's jugs that just begs to be fondled and mashed, if this were a porno film like the Island Fever series, then I'll gladly volunteer to be the filling in a BigDumpling sex sandwich between these 2 lovely ladies.

And since they're both talented singers, they can take turns using my Extreme Magic Schlong as their microphone.

And for the finale, if I could manage it, I'd definitely give one of them a creampie while the other one would get it down her gullet. Either way, they're both going get a generous serving of BigDumpling love juice inside them after I'm long gone.

Charmane Star (with Jenaveve Joli) showing why she's the Philippines' Top Contribution to Porn...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:57:00 +0000

Once more, here's the Philippines' Top Contribution to Porn, Charmane Star. But this time, let's watch her "act" (with Jenaveve Joli) in Suze Randall Productions' Three's Cumpany.

http://rapidshare.com/files/47640044/EM_3s.a.Cumpany-JJ.CS.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/47643262/EM_3s.a.Cumpany-JJ.CS.part2.rar

Password is: engman

Leah Dizon is truly one fappable babe...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:53:00 +0000

...and since I'm a staunch believer in video piracy and in sharing the wealth, allow me to share with you Rapidshare links to Leah Dizon's Girls of 360 video; Leah Dizon: Exposed and Uncut.

This is one ass I'd seriously tap 24/7...

Now, if only she'd make the switch from being a gravure idol to a full-blown AV idol, then the world would be a happier place.

Learn from The Master...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:41:00 +0000

Porn secrets from the Everyman's Master, the Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy.

So THAT'S how they do it!

I want to be smothered by Maureen Larrazabal's ginormous boobies...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:46:00 +0000

And who wouldn't, with such a magnificent pair like hers? So what if they're the product of science?! At least they don't look as fake as some of those gravity-defying ones, like Maui Taylor's for example!

I could stare down her shirt all night...

Maureen's also got a nice, tight body that's just begging to be nailed hard AND fast. Factor into that her aforementioned well-endowed front and it must be an absolute joy to bang her hard from behind while reaching around to fondle her titties. Or just let her ride and bang you cowgirl-style and watch those nice, big gazonga's of hers jump up and down in rhythm with your humping. Hell, it must be an absolute joy just to bang her, PERIOD.

Last I heard, her boyfriend's the owner of the popular Andok's Lechon Manok. I think he also happens to be a horse breeder. So that could only mean Maureen already has all the cocks and studs she'll ever need. Too bad for us regular guys then...

Photos courtesy of a friend who doesn't know BigDumpling is my online alter-ego.

Zsa Zsa Padilla is a bonafide MILF...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:21:00 +0000

And it's kinda hard to argue with such fappable-worthy photos like these...

...but why, oh why, did she have to place her hands there? Even old pussies need to breathe, woman!

Anyway, here are more strokeworthy pics of the Divine MILF. I especially like the closeup one because of the very generous display of Zsa Zsa's inner sideboob. It's just so... titty-fuckable.

Fil-American Girls Make the 2nd Best Race Queens...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:37:00 +0000

After the Japanese girls, of course. And I say that with the same degree of certainty that's equivalent to when I say that Maureen Larrazabal's awesome boobies make me just WANT to bury my face between them.

And so I present to you CJ Gibson, the Ate of Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson. Sure, the photos are on the tame/lame side so if you're looking for a glimpse of their naughty bits, I advise you to go check them out at FleshAsiaDaily where you'll find this sister act rubbing their almost-naked bodies against each other.

Like I said, I'm not partial to the Filipina look, but hell, the chance to get it on with two sexy sisters is kinda hard to resist.

Anyway, here's more of CJ;

as well as another Fil-Am race queen, Jeri Lee;

who, I gathered, is currently dating Fil-Am drift driver, Lance Feliciano. These images were taken by FOB Productions at Round 1 of the Formula Drift drifting championship series held last April 2008 at long Beach, CA.

The Philippines' Top Contribution to Porn is...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:31:00 +0000

...who else but Charmane Star?!?

Although, looks-wise, she's not my type (I'm partial to mestizas and chinitas myself), her body is one truly fappable specimen. And she really gives all her scenes her 101% dedication, humping and moaning in such a way that it's hard to deny she's into what she's doing, and chugging down cumshots as if she's one semen-starved bitch.

According to Wikipedia;

Charmane was born in the Philippines but moved to California with her family at age two. She grew up in San Francisco, San Diego and Sacramento, where she went to Natomas High School. She has seven brothers and one sister. Charmane became a nude model soon after turning 18 and made her adult film debut in 1998 but left four years later to manage a night club in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with her ex-boyfriend. She recalls that managing the night club was "20 times harder" than adult films. When not working long hours at the night club, she managed to do single girl photo-shoots. Charmane has also worked as a Nordstrom sales girl.

Charmane returned to film in 2003 and promptly opened up a website. Charmane mainly performs boy/girl and girl/girl scenes but rarely does boy/girl/boy scenes indicating that they were "too much". She has become one of the top Asian performers in adult film. Like many performers she dances in strip clubs and made her debut in December 2004 at Club Paradise in Honolulu, Hawaii with Teanna Kai. Her sister was also in adult film briefly under the name Leah Santiago.

As a hobby, she collects sculptures and paintings, and aims to own an art gallery someday. As of 2005, she is learning to be a disc jockey. Her contacts with professional DJs and her background owning a night club have contributed to this hobby. As a first generation Filipino-American, she understands Tagalog, although she can barely speak it.

Charmane also poses for more niche fetish pictorials and videos, including those focusing on fishnet stockings, high heels and smoking.

More recently, she has done work as an import model at various car shows. Charmane is currently a host, along with Andrea Lowell, of the mobisode series Bikini Cocktail. She was also an extra in the music video "Bebot" by the Black Eyed Peas.

Check out more of her photos, courtesy of FOB Productions, from AVN's Adult Entertainment Expo 2008 held in Las Vegas, Nevada last January 9 to 12, 2008.

Nice pair...

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:17:00 +0000

This nice, succulent pair belongs to my favorite massage parlor attendant (MPA) of all-time!!! A consistent Top 10 spot holder in Skyline's monthly Top 10 list, she's one MPA that's hard to forget, with a beauty that wouldn't look out of place in any one of Manila's top universities and an attitude that could easily change from being an innocent angel who would do you no harm to a she-devil that would make you beg for her to stop. She's the epitome of GFE experience, and she will never rush the time that you'll spend with her.

I really do miss her, and if anyone can tell me if she's still in the MP industry or any other hospitality industry for that matter, then you would be doing me - as well as a countless of her other fans - a huge favor. But if she's retired and has really left the business for good, then I hope that she's finally found happiness, that she'll never find herself wanting anything anymore, and that she can finally lead a better life for her and for her family.

I miss you...

Hilary Isaac's Holy Week Special

noreply@blogger.com (BigDumpling) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:17:00 +0000

Yes, I know. It's way too late already to be posting Holy Week pictures, but it can't be helped, really, if what you're posting are bikini pictures of a babe that you didn't really think was babe enough until she stripped down to her, well, bikinis.

Like Hilary Isaac here.

Don't be surprised if she seems familiar because you've probably seen her in a few TV commercials as well as being a VJ/host in QTV Channel 11. You even might've heard her before in your daily commute to work since she's the only rose among the thorns in Jam 88.3's "Big Breakfast Show." Now who would've that the bright and cheerful voice you heard on the radio while you were stuck in rush hour traffic belonged to a truly-fappable babe with a body that's almost perfect? If I knew that then, I would've fondled myself on the way to work - if only I didn't have to ride the MRT, that is.

And I'm saying "almost perfect" because she's not rail-thin like most models are, and she's definitely not a BBW, but with her all-natural body and healthy curves, that, to me, describes why she's close to perfection. And though she's not as perfectly stacked as, let's say, Angel Locsin, it's her au naturale body with the hint of baby fat that makes her look attainable and real, unlike Angel Locsin whose gym-toned physique and suspiciously medically-enhanced, Hummer H2-riding breasts wouldn't give a shit about my MRT-riding ass. She also appeared in FHM Philippines' October 2005 issue so that should put an end to my argument of establishing her babe-factor.

Mmmm-MMM!!! I definitely could have her as my big breakfast in bed.

Hilary also happens to be the sister of January Isaac, or as she's more popularly known, Surf's "Lumen," the MILF with the twin kids in the TV ad. While January's a babe herself, Hilary's more my type. But that wouldn't stop me from being a BigDumpling sex sandwich between those two sisters. Now that's SWEET!

And here's Hilary after a day of fun frolicking in the pool - just hanging out at home and chillin' with her pooch. Man, if I were her dog, I'd hump her leg furiously and I'm sure she'll just laugh it off and say how cute I am. But if she's a really heavy sleeper, I'd hump her camel toe until I pop my dog-juice on her and hope she bears my puppies. I know, I'm bad that way.

For more Hilary Isaac photos, with a few Tracy Abad bikini pics thrown in, check FleshAsiaDaily's post of those two in Jam 88.3's summer break in Wonder Island, Laguna.