Big Fatty Online

BFO4781 – And the Winner Is….

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 05 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with the official announcement of the winner of Cathy Marshall’s So-So Question Contest plus there’s an “Ask Big Fatty” question too. Happy National Sausage Roll Day.

BFO4780 – Clam Diggers For Boys

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 04 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included sportsball, cooler nippa walking, a trip to Sam’s Club, a gas and lime report, the coupon, a bonus sandwich and a GOLD STAR gentleman caller. Happy National Cheese Day.

From the TV Machine

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here’s the Wheel puzzle the Fat One nattered about.

BFO4779 – New Vacuum

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One somehow fills the LITTLE show with nattering about the weather, the quiz programs, Seniorcize and technology. Happy National Egg Day.

BFO4778 – Overlooked Voiceletter (with SFX)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to complete recapping the weekend which included a visit from Vader, gas reports, lime and turnip reports, an Apple Clock challenge, a voiceletter and so much more. Happy National Rotisserie Chicken Day,

Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the giftettes mentioned on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4777 – Another LITTLE Show (for June anyway)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off the new month with a big announcement and then recaps the weekend which included giftettes, kind words from Peter Potomous, Friday at Fatty’s, a gassy situation, sportsball and so much more. Happy National Milk Day.

RTEY031 – September 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 30 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows rather than a week’s worth.

BFO4776 – The Next One is New Year’s Eve 2028

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 29 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his day which included a visit and supper with Epilouis and Eric, sportsball, a trip to Sam’s Club, peanut butter pie (complimentary) and LOTS of nattering. Happy National Coq Au Vin Day.

BFO4775 – Summer Salad

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 28 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a gentleman caller, a visit to Shady Pines, sportsball, cheese cookies, the coupon and a little sad news. Happy National Hamburger Day.

BFO4774 – I Dug It Out of the Trash

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 27 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One FINALLY finishes up recapping the weekend which included more projects around the Villa, several gas reports, some rain and a Jeopardy! reference. Happy National grape popsicle day.

BFO44773 – DDIY

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 26 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to continue recapping the weekend which included several calamities, some grilling, neighborly kindness, grilling and much more. Happy NationalBlueberry Cheesecake Day.

BFO4772 – Meat-a-palooza (at The Villa)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 25 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to start to recap his Memorial Day Weekend but starts off with a new addition to the Ham Map, some gentleman caller reports, lots of nattering and some Downton Abbey thoughts. Happy National Carb Day.

RTEY030 – Week 30

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 23 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers Aug. 25-29, 2008.

BFO4771 – Pull Out The White Shoes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 22 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week and starts the Memorial Day Weekend with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Survivor nattering, a trip to the aeropuerto, a new A/C filter and much more. Happy National Vanilla Pubbing Day.

BFO4770 – Catching Up (Without Mike and Joe)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 21 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One has returned from the Metropolis Entertainment Complex and has filled the LITTLE show with all the details which included election night, the Sunrise Café, the coupon, sportsball, tv machine shows and a new gentleman caller. Happy Strawberries and Cream Day.

BFO4769 – BF Wants Rizo to Win (REPOST w/Correct Audio)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 20 May 2026 21:13:00 +0000

Before traveling to the Metropolis Entertainment Complex, the Fat One recorded his predictions for the Survivor finalé tonight but also catches up on some voiceletters. Happy National Pick Strawberries Day.

BFO4768 – Heated Abbey or Downton Rivalry

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 19 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included 60 minutes, “Heated Rivalry”, Downton Abbey, Hostensia, lunch with Brandon and Alex (driver) and several gas reports. Happy National Davil’s Food Caaaaaaake Day.

BFO4767 – Poodle Was Over-caked

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 18 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off the week with a sluggish co-host as he describes the weekend which included sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s, quiz programs, “Heated Rivalry,” some e-letters and clean sheets. Happy National Cheese Soufflé Day.

RTEY029 – Week 29

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 16 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers Aug. 18-22, 2008.

BFO4766 – “Patricia, He Has a Beard!”

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 15 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that includes nattering about anal humor and those offened by it, Seniorcize class, quiz programs, electricity prices, gas and lime reports and, finally, a e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. There’s also some sad news to pass along and some VERY important celebrations to announce. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4765 – Quiz Program Updates

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 14 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat one returns to recap his day which included sportsball, a gas map, the coupon, some facts and figures about the tv machine shows, important dates for quiz programs and a change for Gayle and King to get used to. Happy National fruit cocktail day.

BFO4764 – SSQD&DA

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 13 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day which included a gentleman caller request, a quiz program reminder, Seniorcize class, an election ballot, the settlement of a class-action lawsuit and more. Plus there’s an update on the search for Patty Bacon, So-So Question month results and gas and lime reports. Happy National Apple Pie Day.

BFO4763 – It’s So Sad…

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 12 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One starts the LITTLE show forgetting how to start the LITTLE show and it just teeters near the edge for the next 20 minutes which induced an ”Ask Big Fatty“ question, a gentleman caller report, nattering about his day and who knows what else. Strap in! Happy National Nutty Fudge Day.

BFO4762 – Supine Position (Sounds Like SOUP!)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 11 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, a new gentleman caller, gas reports, nippa walking in the heat and plenty of nattering. Happy National Eat What You Want Day.

RTEY028 – Week 28

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 09 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers Aug. 11-15, 2008.

BFO4761 – Will It Be “Boo Boo”?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 08 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which include an APB for Patty Bacon and Cathy Marshall, Survivor, Seniorcize class, a gas report and several voiceletters. Remember Big Fatty will be your mother on Sunday… or your Mutha. Happy National Coconut Cream Pie Day.

BFO4760 – The First And The Last

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 07 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a vera, oops, VERY special LITTLE show which includes a trip into the BFO archives, supper at Page’s Okra Grill, a visit to the Sam’s Club, the coupon and much more. Happy National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

BFO4759 – Going For A Record

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 06 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included air fryer cooking, Jeopardy!, clean sheets, Seniorcize class and, you guessed it, another gentleman caller… plus there’s a voiceletter containing a gas report. Happy National Crepes Suzette Day.

BFO4758 – Yup, Another One!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 05 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Señor Mucho Gordo and Señorita McNoodle are celebrating Racist Chips and Salsa Day by recapping the previous 24 hours which included nattering about 60 minutes, laundry, a gentleman caller, rain, an update from Gayle and King, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and several gas reports. Happy National Hoagie Day.

RTEY027 – Week 27 (Repost With Correct Audio)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 04 May 2026 19:45:00 +0000

This episode covers Aug. 4-8, 2008.

BFO4757 – It Definitely Was a Full Moon Weekend

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 04 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After a weekend at the Metropolis Entertainment Complex, the Fat One returns to the Villa to recap the festivities which included A LOT of gentlemen callers and drinking. Happy National Candied Orange Peel Day.

BFO4756 – Doug Savant?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 01 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off May Day with a recap of his Wednesday and Thursday which included the coupon, sport ball, Survivor, the garbage disposal installation, Kohl’s cash and much more. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day.

BFO4755 – Couldn’t Do It Without Moose P.

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, a late evening gentleman caller, rain, a trip to the Sam’s Club and much more. Happy NationalRaisin Day.

BFO4754 – When Will We Learn?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included completing the retractable screen door installation, an update of Jeopardy!, Seniorcize class, cookries and much more. There’s even an Ask Big Fatty question! Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day.

BFO4753 – Cooler in Fat Acres

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to finish recapping the weekend and his Monday which included major appliances, sportsball, a new screen door and some sad news as well. Happy National Blueberry Pie Day.

A Night at the Pops!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 27 Apr 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the photos Big Fatty mentioned on today’s LITTLE show.

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BFO4752 – Flamboyant

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 27 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off the final week of April with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, nattering about Gayle and King, several gas reports, a lime report, sportsball, quiz programs and Matlock and a trip to the Lowell’s. Happy National Prime Rib Day.

RTEY026 – Week 26

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 25 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers July 28 – Aug. 1, 2008.

BFO4751 – So Sad To Hear Him Go Downtown

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day which included a gentleman caller, grilling, Survivor, Jeopardy!, Seniorcize class, sportsball and more. Happy National Pigs in a Blanket Day.

BFO4750 – Happy Larks

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which includes nattering about Shady Pines/Page’s Okra Grill, sportsball, a visit to the vampire, the coupon, appliances and much more. Happy NationalCherry Cheesecake Day.

BFO4749 – Apple Turnover

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 22 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with an update on the garbage disposal, sportsball nattering, a Jeopardy! update, Apple Snack news and a few gas reports. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

BFO4748 – Lots to Natter About

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 21 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included nattering about sportsball, the Grin Dr., announcement of the new Best of Broadway series and much more. Happy National Chickpea Day (vile)!

BFO4747 – Double Grindering

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included a Friday at Fatty’s surprise visitor, sportsball, nippy walking, a Best of Broadway production and a kitchen calamity. Plus there’s talk about Gayle and King from “Ruination: The Early Years.” Happy National Pineapple Upside Down Cake Day.

RTEY025 – Week 25

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers July 21-25, 2008.

BFO4746 – Sanity of the Little Show

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 17 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with an EXCELLENT “Ask Big Fatty” question and nattering about yard waste, apple turnovers, Survivor, targeted advertising and much more. Happy National Cheeseball Day.

BFO4745 – Thou Shalt Not Covet….

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included Jeopardy!, a sportsball surprise, Heartstopper finalé, the coupon, Sam’s Club, a gentleman caller and some of the costs of living at the Villa. Happy National Cheeseball Day.

Seniorcize!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here’s the shirt that everyone at Seniorcize class was given – free of charge! COUPON!

BFO4744 – Lots of Not Much

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Jeopardy!, sportsball, Seniorcize class, grilling and an Orange Hat moment. Plus there’s a big Technology segment. Happy National Glazed Spiral Ham Day.

BFO4743 – Can’t Believe It!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a special anniversararium… 11 Years Living in the Villa! He recalls moving day but still has time to recap his day and play a voiceletter. Happy National Pecan Day.