Big Fatty Online

RR011 – August 10-14, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY042 – August 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4831 – Ants or Aunts?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 14 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is at the “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” weekend but took time to record today’s LITTLE show prior to departure. There’s an “Ask Big Fatty” question and several other voiceletters that FINALLY get played… in fact, the voiceletter box is EMPTY. Happy National Creamsicle Day.

Cards #3

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the cards the Fat One nattered about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4830 – Off to “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” Weekend

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Before departing for the Horrah Hotel, the Fat One opens several cards and plays several voiceletters before recapping his day which included 9 hours and 10 minutes of sleep, sportsball, the coupon and much more. Happy National Filet Mignon Day.

Cards and Giftette #2

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the cards and giftette that I talked about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne Fries Day.

Card and Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the items opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4828 – Coots and Poots

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back and, following appropriate protocols, begins to open some of his giftettes before being sidetracked by Big Brother nattering and resuming the weekend update. Happy National Panini Day.

BFO4827 – FredEx

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 12:01:00 +0000

The Fat One is back as he starts the recap of the weekend which included lots of nattering about Platinum celebrations, Big Brother, a returning Gentleman Caller and a special voiceletter. Happy National S’Mores Day.

RR010 – August 3-7, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY041 – July 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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Giftette

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the flowers from Flo that Big Fatty mentioned on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4826 – She’s A Witch!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week by catching up on some stories from his list and also recaps his day which included LOTS of rain, sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize and an unexpected giftette. Happy National Raspberry Cream Day.

BFO4825 – Greasy Nip

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a lobster roll, some Nip shenanigans, a gas report, the coupon and Avery confused Stinkpot voiceletter. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

BFO4824 – Parker House Rolls and Sourdough Cheese Toast

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One FINALLY finishes nattering about the weekend which included more observations about “The Puzzle” musical, helping The Nip with a new iPhone, sportsball, Big Brother, free candies, Seniorcize class and more. Happy National Oyster Day (vile).

BFO4823 – Special Coupons!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with Part 2 of the weekend report (and still doesn’t finish) but reads several e-letters prior to continuing the recap which included a gentleman caller, attendance at the Charleston premiere of “The Puzzle” and a final bit of info on the Cement Pond party. Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookrie Day.

BFO4822 – On The Cutting Room Floor

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back in the Villa with an interesting technology story before nattering about Big Brother, the Cement Pond Party and more. Happy National “Grab Some Nuts” Day. HONK!

RR009 – July 27-31, 2006

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY040 – June 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4821 – At The Cement Pond Party

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 31 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One is at the Metropolis Entertainment Complex for the Cement Pond Party but recorded today’s LITTLE show prior to departing. There’s a preview of the porn performers before the Fat One catches up on voiceletters, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and another scratch-off. Happy National Cotton Candy Day.

BFO4820 – The Puzzle Is Solved

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, a haircut, a gas report, the coupon and the real story about the Sassy Saga. Happy National Chili Dog Day.

BFO4819 – Will the REAL Sassy, Please Identify Yourself!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One pays homage to an annual celebration for Miss Beaver before heading over to the Ham Map to announce a new pin! Plus there’s nattering about sportsball, Earl Gray, the Apple Snack book and some postings from the www. Happy National Chicken Wing Day.

BFO4818 – Dressing Up For The Tea Party

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns for a recap of his day which included comments about the LFC, Big Brother, quiz programs, gas and lime reports and general train wreck nattering. Happy National Crawfish Day.

BFO4817 – Tights and Fees

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off LITTLE Show Memory Lane Week by taking it right off the track. There’s nattering about the Old Gal and ice cream, a total downtown moment in the SSQD FUQ segment, an unexplained explanation about the Friiiiiiiday LITTLE show, some Big Brother nattering and more Shenanigans from Gayle and King. Happy National Creme Brûlée Day.

RR008 – July 20-24, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTRY039 – May 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4816 – Bruffcuss Burger

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 24 Jul 2026 13:25:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a review of his day which included several unsuccessful gentleman caller invitations, some Big Brother talk, Seniorcize class, sportsball, a brand new recipe and an e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. Happy National Tequila Day.

BFO4815 – A New Celebration Segment

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a visit from Hortensia, supper at Page’s Okra Grill, a gentleman caller, a trip to the Von’s East which featured some Shenanigans and a special way to celebrate as we remember friends of the LITTLE show. Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.

BFO4814 – Getting Squirted

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball and shish-a-meat rice plus there’s nattering about Big Brother and the power washing of the Villa and another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Penuche Fudge Day (that means that it’s made with brown sugar!)

BFO4813 – Fat In The Tub

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included sportsball, the LFC, Big Brother, gas reports, more Gayle and King nattering and preparations for a Villa deep clean. Happy National Junk Food Day.

BFO4812 – Gayle and King Are At it Again!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 20 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to recap his weekend which included quiz programs, Friday at Fatty’s, the Heartstopper movie, a Kohl’s coupon (and cash) plus some observations about Gayle and King. Happy International Caaaaaaaake Day.

RR007 – July 13-17, 2006

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY038 – April 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 18 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4811 – Do You Use It Twice A Day?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 17 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a new pin on the Ham Map, another FUQ from the SSQD, Big Brother talk, a trip to the vampire and a medical situation which included an escape to Australia. Happy National Peach Ice Cream Day.

BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 04:13:00 +0000

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.

BFO4809 – A Cabin Near the Forge

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “good morning” greetings, the Fat One goes right into some Big Brother updates, several FUQs from the SSQD and Miss Bacon, a recap of his day which included helping the Nip with some travel plans, booking a Novembre vacay and a scratch off. Happy National Hot Dog Day.

BFO4808 – It’s Bananas

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to conclude the weekend update which included Friday at Fatty’s, some Nip shenanigans, heavy rain, Big Brother, sportsball and cultural ticket purchasing. Happy National Mac and Cheese Day.

CLICK HERE to see the Charles Nelson Reilly banana commercial.

BFO4807 – Summer Quiz Program Hootenanny

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to start the week with a new FUQ from the SSQD before running down a list of summer quiz programs and lots of nattering about the Big Run Northern Mexico and Big Brother… plus there’s a household hint for the dog days of summer. Happy National Beans and Franks Day.

RR006 – July 6-10, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 12 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY037 – March 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4806 – Clean Sheets and Big Brother…. Perfection!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with another pin on the Hamp Map, a voiceletter which includes a gas report, a little Big Brother nattering, the coupon, another FUQ from the SSQD and a reminder of National Slurpee Day on Saturday. Happy National French Fried Potatoes Day.

Cards

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the cards that the Fat One opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4805 – Onion Hunt

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with some last minute thoughts about the Big Brother before heading back over to the Ham Map and answering another SSQD FUQ. Plus there are cards to open, some technology to natter about and some Shenanigans. Happy National Sugar Cookrie Day.

BFO4804 – Broveal

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “good morning” messages, the Fat One is full of excitement because there’s a new pin on the camp map and the new Big Brother cast members are introduced… but there are more to come. There’s another FUQ from the SSQD and the pick-up of the new glasses. Happy National Blueberry Day.

BFO4803 – Move-In Day?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to complete the weekend report which included a perfection of the haircut, sportsball, 250th ships, sideways rain, a power outage and an undiscovered film. Happy National Chocolate Day.

BFO4802 – Nothing Good Happens After Midnight?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 06 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off Big Brother premier week with some rumors and season 28 but then heads right to the SSQD for today’s FUQ but still has time to start recapping the In Depends Dance Day weekend. Happy National Fried Chicken Day.

RR005 – June 29 – July 3, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 05 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

RTEY036 – February 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4801 – Running Low on Music

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One starts off the In Depends Dance Weekend with another SSQD FUQ but then pivots to finishing the recap of hump day and Thursday which included a gas report, a voiceletter, the coupon, sportsball and much more. Happy National Chocolate Wafer Day.