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BFO4817 – Tights and Fees

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off LITTLE Show Memory Lane Week by taking it right off the track. There’s nattering about the Old Gal and ice cream, a total downtown moment in the SSQD FUQ segment, an unexplained explanation about the Friiiiiiiday LITTLE show, some Big Brother nattering and more Shenanigans from Gayle and King. Happy National Creme Brûlée Day.

RR008 – July 20-24, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTRY039 – May 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4816 – Bruffcuss Burger

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 24 Jul 2026 13:25:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a review of his day which included several unsuccessful gentleman caller invitations, some Big Brother talk, Seniorcize class, sportsball, a brand new recipe and an e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. Happy National Tequila Day.

BFO4815 – A New Celebration Segment

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a visit from Hortensia, supper at Page’s Okra Grill, a gentleman caller, a trip to the Von’s East which featured some Shenanigans and a special way to celebrate as we remember friends of the LITTLE show. Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.

BFO4814 – Getting Squirted

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball and shish-a-meat rice plus there’s nattering about Big Brother and the power washing of the Villa and another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Penuche Fudge Day (that means that it’s made with brown sugar!)

BFO4813 – Fat In The Tub

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included sportsball, the LFC, Big Brother, gas reports, more Gayle and King nattering and preparations for a Villa deep clean. Happy National Junk Food Day.

BFO4812 – Gayle and King Are At it Again!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 20 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to recap his weekend which included quiz programs, Friday at Fatty’s, the Heartstopper movie, a Kohl’s coupon (and cash) plus some observations about Gayle and King. Happy International Caaaaaaaake Day.

RR007 – July 13-17, 2006

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY038 – April 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 18 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4811 – Do You Use It Twice A Day?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 17 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a new pin on the Ham Map, another FUQ from the SSQD, Big Brother talk, a trip to the vampire and a medical situation which included an escape to Australia. Happy National Peach Ice Cream Day.

BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 04:13:00 +0000

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.

BFO4809 – A Cabin Near the Forge

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “good morning” greetings, the Fat One goes right into some Big Brother updates, several FUQs from the SSQD and Miss Bacon, a recap of his day which included helping the Nip with some travel plans, booking a Novembre vacay and a scratch off. Happy National Hot Dog Day.

BFO4808 – It’s Bananas

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to conclude the weekend update which included Friday at Fatty’s, some Nip shenanigans, heavy rain, Big Brother, sportsball and cultural ticket purchasing. Happy National Mac and Cheese Day.

CLICK HERE to see the Charles Nelson Reilly banana commercial.

BFO4807 – Summer Quiz Program Hootenanny

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to start the week with a new FUQ from the SSQD before running down a list of summer quiz programs and lots of nattering about the Big Run Northern Mexico and Big Brother… plus there’s a household hint for the dog days of summer. Happy National Beans and Franks Day.

RR006 – July 6-10, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 12 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY037 – March 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 11 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4806 – Clean Sheets and Big Brother…. Perfection!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with another pin on the Hamp Map, a voiceletter which includes a gas report, a little Big Brother nattering, the coupon, another FUQ from the SSQD and a reminder of National Slurpee Day on Saturday. Happy National French Fried Potatoes Day.

Cards

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the cards that the Fat One opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4805 – Onion Hunt

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with some last minute thoughts about the Big Brother before heading back over to the Ham Map and answering another SSQD FUQ. Plus there are cards to open, some technology to natter about and some Shenanigans. Happy National Sugar Cookrie Day.

BFO4804 – Broveal

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “good morning” messages, the Fat One is full of excitement because there’s a new pin on the camp map and the new Big Brother cast members are introduced… but there are more to come. There’s another FUQ from the SSQD and the pick-up of the new glasses. Happy National Blueberry Day.

BFO4803 – Move-In Day?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to complete the weekend report which included a perfection of the haircut, sportsball, 250th ships, sideways rain, a power outage and an undiscovered film. Happy National Chocolate Day.

BFO4802 – Nothing Good Happens After Midnight?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 06 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off Big Brother premier week with some rumors and season 28 but then heads right to the SSQD for today’s FUQ but still has time to start recapping the In Depends Dance Day weekend. Happy National Fried Chicken Day.

RR005 – June 29 – July 3, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 05 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

RTEY036 – February 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4801 – Running Low on Music

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One starts off the In Depends Dance Weekend with another SSQD FUQ but then pivots to finishing the recap of hump day and Thursday which included a gas report, a voiceletter, the coupon, sportsball and much more. Happy National Chocolate Wafer Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4799 – It’s FUQ Month!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

BFO4798 – Midway

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One shares retirement news, a gas report, a preview of FUQ Month, ironing napkins and sportsball. Happy National Ice Cream Soda Day.

BFO4797 – Delurking Diva

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included, Friday at Fatty’s, plumbing, dead foliage removal, an e-letter from a “lurker” and some Season 28 Big Brother rumors. Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day.

RR004 – June 22-26, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 28 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

RTEY035 – January 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4796 – Death By Rotisserie Chicken

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with some e-letters, gas and lime reports, a food snafu, the coupon, trips to Sam’s Club and the Costco and some Shenanigans. Happy National Chocolate Pudding Day.

BFO4795 – Math is Involved

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to discuss future Book Club selections plus there’s a voiceletter from Vader, a gas report from the future, a technology segment, e-letters and plenty of nattering. Happy National Strawberry Parfait Day.

BFO4794 – Tinkling the Villa

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One welcomes a guest into the studio, the Official Musical Director of the BFO (unpaid) to watch the sausage being made and natter about the day in Fat Acres. Happy National Pralines Day.

BFO4793 – Can’t Believe Its Been A Year

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to recap his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, a gentleman caller, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and a personal moment. Happy National Pecan Sandy Day.

BFO4792 – It’s Lurker Week!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included The Big Run Northern Mexico, Friday at Fatty’s, a 40% Kohl’s coupon, a haircut, sportsball and more. Happy National Onion Rings Day.

RR003 – June 15-19, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 21 Jun 2026 11:39:51 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE show.

RTEY034 – December 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows.

BFO4791 – Is BF the Mr. Wilson of Fat Acres?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 19 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to close out the end of Spring with a recap of his day which included lime Jell-O, sportsball, Seniorcize class, a gas report and a quick trip down Memory Lane compliments of Dr. Stone. Happy National Martini Day.

BFO4790 – Audio Podiatrist

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, a missed Gentleman Caller opportunity, the coupon and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Picnic Day.

Postcard

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here’s the postcard talked about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4789 – What A Hassle(back)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a possible dropping of the Miss Gayle King show, a phone call to reverse a pre-mature charge, the conclusion of the TurnipHed questions about RTEY, a postcard and more. Happy National Apple Strudel Day

BFO4788 – Do You Have A….

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 16 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to conclude recapping the weekend which include a rebate, lunch with theater friends, clean sheets, some Memory Lane tv machine moments, a lime report and more. Happy National Fresh Veggies Day.

BFO4787 – Washer Fluid

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of the first part of his weekend which included sportsball, quiz programs, a HoBO movie, a gentleman caller, Friday at Fatty’s, some Nip shenanigans and much more. Happy National Lobster Day.

RR002 – June 8-12, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE show.

RTEY033 – November 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows rather than a week’s worth.

BFO4786 – A Good Soaking

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 11:22:54 +0000

The Fat One closes out the weekend with another Downtown situation but recovers with both lime and turnip reports, more “Ask Big Fatty” questions, the coupon, another Nip story and plenty of nattering. Happy National Corn on the Cob Day.

BFO4785 -Lost E-Letter

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, some Nip Shenanigans, Ask Big Fatty questions, sportsball and more. Happy National Iced Tea Day

BFO4784 – SPAMples

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included nattering with The Nip, recording the LFC, watching the Apple Snack Keynote and getting a 99 sleep score. Plus there are two voiceletters about the SPAM Museum and wildly varied gas prices. Happy National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day.