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BFO4847 – The Telethon Is But Just a Memory

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 07 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back as he starts to recap his weekend but only gets through Thursday because he natters about the Jerry Lewis Telethon that ended in 2010. But there’s plenty of nattering about Big Brother, Ruination: The Early Years and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Salami Day.

RR014 – August 31 – Septembra 4, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY045 – November 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 05 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4846 – She’s Back!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 04 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Big Brother and Seniorcize plus there’s a voiceletter, some Breaking News and some very sad news at the end. Happy National Macadamia Nut Day.

BFO4845 – Illumination

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 03 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Faat One returns with a jam-packed LITTLE show recapping his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from the yard guy, sportsball, reading the e-letters, the coupon, a gentleman caller and much more. Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day

BFO4844 – It’s Back!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 02 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One offers up another FUQ from the SSQD before recapping his day in Fat Acres. BUT, there’s enough time for a second FUQ at the end of the LITTLE show PLUS some breaking news. Happy National Grits for Bruffcuss Day.

BFO4843 – Humpity Dumplings

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 01 Sep 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off Septembra with a recap of his day which included sportsball, the LFC, a visit from the Nip, Big Brother, a gentleman caller and a report on a Lost Wages trip. Happy National Cherry Popover Day.

BFO4842 – 2/3 Done

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his weekend which included Big Brother nattering, Friday at Fatty’s with a special guest, a trip to Sam’s, gas reports, clean sheets and sportsball. Happy NationalTrail Mix Day.

RR013 – August 24-28, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY044 – October 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 29 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4841 – Redeeming the Cash and Coupons

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 28 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with an explanation of the full moon plus he tackles another FUQ from the SSQD and Miss Bacon before recapping his day. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

BFO4840 – iPhone Origami

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 27 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack reading, nippy walking, the coupon and watching quiz programs. Don’t forget that the 1,000th episode of Big Brother is TONIGHT at 8pm in the evening in the only time zone that natters. Happy National Banana Lovers Day.

BFO4839 – In A Black Vile… oops, Veil.

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fay One returns with some new music and starts off with some sad news that’s sweeping the globe. Afterwards, he has another FUQ from the SSQD before recapping his day which included reading, Seniorcize class, a scratch-off and lots of forgetful nattering. Happy National Cherry Popsicle Day.

BFO4838 – Just Creatin’ Music

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with the culmination of the weekend recap plus there’s a couple of FUQs from the SSQD, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and some fiddlin’ around with a computra program recommended by Daniel Bieber. Happy National Banana Split Day.

Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 24 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the giftettes that Daniel and Adam brought to the Villa.

BFO4837 – Banana Pudding Chicken and Waffles

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 24 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with the recap of a very busy weekend which included a visit from Daniel and Adam, Friday at Fatty’s, brunch at Page’s Okra Grill, a museum tour, cheese, Big Brother, Mystery Date and so much more. Happy National Waffle Day.

RR012 – August 17-21, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY043 – Septembra 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 22 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4836 – It’s Before 8pm in the Evening

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 21 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with another FUQ and lots of nattering about his day which included Big Brother, Seniorcize, cheese and some e-letter chat. Happy National Sweet Tea Day.

BFO4835 – Just One FUQ

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 20 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with the return of FUQ Month (actually it’s becoming a season). There’s also a scratch-off, a recap of the day which includes the coupon and lots of nattering. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day!

BFO4834 – Feeling No Pain

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One finishes catching everyone up on the Hot Dog Down a Hallway weekend which resumes with the cliffhanger from yesterday’s LITTLE show and continues with nattering about the weather, a repeat gentleman caller, an overview of the pool party plus the trip home. And there’s even enough time to recap Monday and Tuesday events which included sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize class and a trip to the Sam’s Club. Happy National Potato Day.

BFO4833 – It’s For Sipping Green Tea

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with some items from the www, textimoniums and e-letters before beginning to recap the weekend which included a gentleman caller, a tragic discovery at the Capri Lounge, Big Brother and an Emergency which end in a cliffhanger. Happy NationalSoft Ice Cream Day.

Giftettes #3

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the giftettes I talked about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4832 – Lightning Strike!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to the Villa with lots of nattering plus there are giftettes and a special voiceletter from the #1 fan. Happy National Vanilla Custard Day.

RR011 – August 10-14, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY042 – August 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4831 – Ants or Aunts?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 14 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is at the “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” weekend but took time to record today’s LITTLE show prior to departure. There’s an “Ask Big Fatty” question and several other voiceletters that FINALLY get played… in fact, the voiceletter box is EMPTY. Happy National Creamsicle Day.

Cards #3

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the cards the Fat One nattered about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4830 – Off to “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” Weekend

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Before departing for the Horrah Hotel, the Fat One opens several cards and plays several voiceletters before recapping his day which included 9 hours and 10 minutes of sleep, sportsball, the coupon and much more. Happy National Filet Mignon Day.

Cards and Giftette #2

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the cards and giftette that I talked about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne Fries Day.

Card and Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the items opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4828 – Coots and Poots

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back and, following appropriate protocols, begins to open some of his giftettes before being sidetracked by Big Brother nattering and resuming the weekend update. Happy National Panini Day.

BFO4827 – FredEx

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 12:01:00 +0000

The Fat One is back as he starts the recap of the weekend which included lots of nattering about Platinum celebrations, Big Brother, a returning Gentleman Caller and a special voiceletter. Happy National S’Mores Day.

RR010 – August 3-7, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY041 – July 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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Giftette

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the flowers from Flo that Big Fatty mentioned on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4826 – She’s A Witch!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week by catching up on some stories from his list and also recaps his day which included LOTS of rain, sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize and an unexpected giftette. Happy National Raspberry Cream Day.

BFO4825 – Greasy Nip

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a lobster roll, some Nip shenanigans, a gas report, the coupon and Avery confused Stinkpot voiceletter. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

BFO4824 – Parker House Rolls and Sourdough Cheese Toast

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One FINALLY finishes nattering about the weekend which included more observations about “The Puzzle” musical, helping The Nip with a new iPhone, sportsball, Big Brother, free candies, Seniorcize class and more. Happy National Oyster Day (vile).

BFO4823 – Special Coupons!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with Part 2 of the weekend report (and still doesn’t finish) but reads several e-letters prior to continuing the recap which included a gentleman caller, attendance at the Charleston premiere of “The Puzzle” and a final bit of info on the Cement Pond party. Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookrie Day.

BFO4822 – On The Cutting Room Floor

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back in the Villa with an interesting technology story before nattering about Big Brother, the Cement Pond Party and more. Happy National “Grab Some Nuts” Day. HONK!

RR009 – July 27-31, 2006

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

RTEY040 – June 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4821 – At The Cement Pond Party

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 31 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One is at the Metropolis Entertainment Complex for the Cement Pond Party but recorded today’s LITTLE show prior to departing. There’s a preview of the porn performers before the Fat One catches up on voiceletters, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and another scratch-off. Happy National Cotton Candy Day.

BFO4820 – The Puzzle Is Solved

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, a haircut, a gas report, the coupon and the real story about the Sassy Saga. Happy National Chili Dog Day.

BFO4819 – Will the REAL Sassy, Please Identify Yourself!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One pays homage to an annual celebration for Miss Beaver before heading over to the Ham Map to announce a new pin! Plus there’s nattering about sportsball, Earl Gray, the Apple Snack book and some postings from the www. Happy National Chicken Wing Day.

BFO4818 – Dressing Up For The Tea Party

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns for a recap of his day which included comments about the LFC, Big Brother, quiz programs, gas and lime reports and general train wreck nattering. Happy National Crawfish Day.

BFO4817 – Tights and Fees

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off LITTLE Show Memory Lane Week by taking it right off the track. There’s nattering about the Old Gal and ice cream, a total downtown moment in the SSQD FUQ segment, an unexplained explanation about the Friiiiiiiday LITTLE show, some Big Brother nattering and more Shenanigans from Gayle and King. Happy National Creme Brûlée Day.

RR008 – July 20-24, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.