Big Fatty Online

BFO4740 – A Very Busy Day

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

It’s the penultimate episode of Shart Week 2026 and the Fat One ALMOST runs out of time before sharing a shart. The day was filled with upset tummy, a trip to Costco, the coupon, a gentleman caller and much more. Happy National Gin & Tonic Day.

BFO4739 – Shart Hump

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One natters about his day, plays a shorty voiceletter and catches up on some other e-letters. Happy National Empanada Day.

BFO4738 – One Sharting Moment

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One return for day2 of Shart Week which includes completion of the weekend recap, a haircut, sportsball, reading some e-letters and a Foul start story from Big Ricky. There’s also a special song played this time every year. Happy National Coffree Caaaake Day.

BFO4737 – Shart Week Starts With a Sneeze

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off Shart Week with a voiceletter story but then recaps most of the weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, ham, sportsball, nipper walking, a gentleman caller and much more. Happy National Carmel Popcorn Day.

RTEY023 – Week 23

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers shows from July 7-11, 2008.

BFO4736 – Looks Like Green Corn

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Happy Easter Weekend to all who celebrate. The Fat One spends today catching up (not with Mike and Joe) on his day starting with the coupon but also natters about the rocket ship, Survivor, a trip to the Sam’s Club and several gas reports. Happy National Chocolate Mousse Day.

BFO4735 – Death (aka Granny) and Taxes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

It’s the Full Moon so things are a bit cookoo, but the Fat One talks about the pink moon, Shady Pines, sportsball, insurance, gas prices and Granny’s taxes. Happy National Burrito Day.

BFO4734 – Kitty Talk

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 01 Apr 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One kicks off the month with a recap of his final day of March which included a technology kerfuffle, a gas report, a gentleman caller, sportsball and several voiceletters. Plus, there’s a big announcement at the end. Happy National Sourdough Bread Day.

BFO4733 – Taking Root – Now With Audio

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 11:26:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month by finishing the weekend recap which includes a truancy report on Gayle and King, the Great British Bake Off, sportsball, the LFC, digging a hole and running irrigation plus dinging the credit score. Happy National Tater Day.

A Night at The Pops

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:01:00 +0000

Big Fatty was all dressed for 80s and 90s night.

Fiesta 1.8.6,Contrast=1.0,NoiseReduction=0.0,Sharpness=0.4,Source=dslr

Get A Grip Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the giftettes opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4732 – Everything But the Shovel Story

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One recaps his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, a gentleman caller, a weather rollercoaster and lots more. Happy National Turkey Neck Soup! Day.

RTEY022 – Week 22

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 28 Mar 2026 11:34:00 +0000

This episode covers June 30 – July 4, 2008.

BFO4731 – No Grip Strength

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 27 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included asking for help from a neighbor, a bloody hand, Survivor, Seniorcize class, cabbage soup and the FINAL So-So questions of 2026. Please start sending EXCELLENT ones again. Happy National Spanish Paella Day.

BFO4730 – BF Double Booked the Tour

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which includes a trip to Shady Pines, booking a special event, the coupon, a convalescence update and some special So-So questions. Happy National Nougat Day.

BFO4729 – He’s Back

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several ”Good Morning“ greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a Nip story, quiz programs, popcorn and a gentleman caller plus there are more So-So questions to answer. Happy National Pecan Day.

BFO4728 – Ships and Puppy Dogs

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 24 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a big meal at the Outback, 60 Minutes, Candy Crush, a new gentleman caller, lots of gas reports, a recipe, the Lime Report and quite a few So-So Questions. Happy National Cheesesteak Day.

The Pros and the Stars

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the photos from Dancing With The Stars night.

BFO4727 – Dancing With the Slobs

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which includes extensive details of the Dancing With the Star LIVE show, sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s and more. Happy National Melba Toast Day.

RTEY21 – Week 21

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 21 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers June 23-27, 2008.

BFO4726 – Spring Has Sprung!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 20 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week and starts Spring in Fat Acres by recapping his day in Fat Acres and playing several voiceletters. Happy National Ravioli Day.

BFO4725 – Doing the Fingertip Clap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included good news on his taxes, several gas reports, a trip to the Sam’s Club, yard debris, a visit to Shady Pines, the coupon and so much more. Happy NationalChocolate Caramel Day.

BFO4723 – He’s a Really Tall Bro

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several former lurker “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres before answering a double-dose of So-So questions. Happy National Oatmeal Cookrie Day.

BFO4723 – Happy St. Fatty’s Day

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 17 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One does a little Irish jig as he recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a gas report, 60 minutes, laundering, nattering and much more. Plus there are more So-So questions and some month-old voiceletters. Happy Irish Food Day.

BFO4722 – 2 Falls in 48 Hours

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 16 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back from a Horrah weekend in the Dirty Myrtle and has details of the event and some breaking news about the Nip and a rear-ended bus of bears. Happy National Artichoke Hearts Day.

RTEY020 – Week 20

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 14 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers June 16-20, 2008.

Double Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 13 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the giftettes opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4721 – Fear of Ruination Pronunciation

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 13 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with some giftettes, a recap of his day, more Nip shenanigans, sportsball and quiz program nattering and more. Happy National Peanut Lovers’ Day.

BFO4720 – Are You on Meds?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 12 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pine, a Nip-appliance catastrophe, pollen and the coupon. Plus several additional So-So questions are answered. Happy NationalPopcorn Lovers’ Day

BFO4719 – Butth*le Results

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included his Prostate Cancer results, some So-So questions and general nattering. Happy NationalOatmeal Nut Waffles Day.

BFO4718 – Ye Olde Crooked Hat

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 10 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with some breaking news before recapping his day which included 60 minutes, a giant salad, a visit to the vampire and a new tv machine quiz program. Plus there are some So-So questions and a month-old voiceletter. Happy National Blueberry Popover Day.

BFO4717 – Watch That Zipper, Mr. Belevedere

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 09 Mar 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, coconut cake, time change and more plus he catches up on some news about Pride48 folks and a gas report. Plus there’s a BFO debut of a special song. Happy National Meatball Day.

CLICK HERE to see the video sent to Big Fatty by the 2026 #1 Fan.

RTEY019 – Week 19

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:30:00 +0000

This episode covers June 9-13, 2008.

BFO4716 – Give Him a Pencil

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 05:30:00 +0000

On the saddest weekend of the year, the Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day which included a gas report, nattering about Survivor and sportsball and some very So-So questions. Don’t forget to SPRING forWARD on Saturday night. Happy National Oreo Cookrie Day.

BFO4715 – They Were Cut Off

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 05 Mar 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to finish the recap of the Lost Wages trip which included unexpected surprises on the aeroplano (which we all know is Mexican for, aeroplano), visits to the Centurion Lounge and the Delta SkyClub, catching up on washing/newspapers/puzzles/tv machine shows, a gas report and the Friday at Fatty’s procurement from the Sam’s … Continue reading

More Vegas Pictures

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 04 Mar 2026 17:00:00 +0000

Here are some of the things the Fat One nattered about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4714 – Late Husband’s Sister and Current Husband

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 04 Mar 2026 05:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” GREETINGS, the Fat One continues his stories from the Lost Wages trip… today from The Villa! There’s nattering about Wheel of Fortune, fun bags, a tarp, an odd lap dance, the Peppermill and much more. Happy National Pound Cake Day.

BFO4713 – Heading Home

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back in the Villa but pre-recorded today’s LITTLE show. Happy National Cold Cuts Day.

Chinese New Year at the Bellagio

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 02 Mar 2026 17:00:00 +0000

Here are some photo from the indoor conservatory at the Bellagio.

BFO4712 – What Happens in Vegas…. Get’s Told on the LITTLE Show

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 02 Mar 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One if preparing to depart Lost Wages but has today’s LITTLE show to share. Happy National Banana Cream Pie Day.

RTEY018 – Week 18

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 28 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

This episode covers June 2-6, 2008.

BFO4711 – So-So Question Month Ending

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 27 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem and before heading to Lost Wages, the Fat one pre-recorded today’s LITTLE show which allowed him to catch up on many of the So-So questions that he received. You have until midnight (EST) to submit them… you know you want to. Happy National Chocolate Caaaaaaaake Day.

BFO4710 – Off to Vegas Baby!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

Before departing with The Nip and Derwood on their trip to Lost Wages, the Fat One recapped some happenings in Fat Acres and spends time with the full itinerary for the holiday. Happy National Peanut Brittle Day.

BFO4709 – So Much So-So

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 25 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One jumps right in with LOTS of So-So questions, including the questionable eligibility of some which will be passed to the SSQD in San Franceeeesco. There’s also a report on the semi-annual visit to El Dentisto. Happy National Irish Coffree Day.

BFO4708 – Out of Routine

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 24 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a complete recap of his weekend which included a haircut, Friday at Fatty’s, medicinal chat and surprise call from the #1 Fan of the BFO for 2026. Happy National Peanut Butter Day.

BFO4707 – A Silver Lining

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with an update on his bruised ankle and his R.I.C.E. treatment before beginning to natter about his weekend BUT he gets sidetracked and, instead, gives his final Book Club update on the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Happy National Rhubarb Pie Day.https://bigfattyonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/2026-02-23.mp3

RTEY017 – Week 17

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

This episode covers May 26-30, 2008.

BFO4706 – Poor Big Fat Mrs. Fletcher

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with some thoughts about the Olympics, an elderly scare, a letter from Patty Bacon and LOTS of So-So questions. Don’t forget the closing ceremonies (LIVE) of the Olympics are at 2:30pm EST on Sunday. Happy National Cherry Pie Day.

BFO4705 – Dainty China Country (NOT Spelled….)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 19 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with more updates on the Book Club selection before recapping his day that included salads, a biscuit and the coupon! Happy National Chocolate Mint Day.

BFO4704 – So Different from the Movie

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 18 Feb 2026 05:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One jumps right in to more from the Book Club selection and FINALLY answers some So-So questions… and boy are they So-So. Happy National Drink Wine Day.