Big Fatty Online

BFO1385 – Poopin’ With Poodle

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 17 May 2013 05:30:13 +0000

It’s Miss Beaver’s birthday and the Fat One is celebrating and so will you when he reads the very last BFO Census form. Happy weekend.

BFO1384 – Fatty’s Clinic

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 16 May 2013 05:30:13 +0000

The Fat One natters about the upcoming trip to the HORRAH Hotel and HATlanta. Then there’s stroll down Memory Lane before catching up on some BFO Census forms. Happy National Asparagus Month. VULGAH!

BFO1383 – Damn Good Lookin’ Man

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 15 May 2013 05:30:33 +0000

The Fat One has a full report on his visit to El Dentisto and the person he saw after stopping by the ATM machine where he got some cash money. Plus there’s a visit to the Fat Cave to natter about the quiz programs. Happy Humping!

BFO1382 – Makes Your Heart Tingle

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 14 May 2013 05:30:56 +0000

The Fat One natters today about the Hats and thanks everyone for suggestions for HD TV machines. Then there are voiceletters and a visit to Spotting Big Fatty. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO1381 – Robin Egg Blue

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 13 May 2013 05:30:53 +0000

The Fat One kicks the week off with a full weekend recap and a visit to the P.O. Box. Happy National Coconut Torte Day.

BFO1380 – Third Wheel

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 10 May 2013 05:30:23 +0000

The Fat One finishes the week with nattering about Granny & Miss Porter, Mother’s Day, a trip to Mexico and bacon… plus a little sad news to share. Oh and did I mention a Gentleman Caller? Happy Weekend.

BFO1379 – Always in the Middle

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 09 May 2013 05:30:45 +0000

The Fat One natters about the hats, big balls and the coupon before reading some e-letters. Happy National Butterscotch Brownie Day.

BFO1378 – Hot Hose

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 08 May 2013 05:30:15 +0000

The Fat One has a few updates to his quiz program talk from yesterday but then visits Spotting Big Fatty and plays several voice letters. Plus there is some reading too! Happy Humping.

BFO1377 – 57

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 07 May 2013 05:30:32 +0000

The Fat One celebrates the end of the Vonz’s 57th year but also has time for the coupon and important quiz program information. Plus we announce the winner of the Comment Contest prize. Happy National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

BFO1376 – Hurt Fingers

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 06 May 2013 05:30:46 +0000

The Fat One takes it off the tracks today by not being able to speak coherent English. There’s a weekend recap and a visit to Spotting Big Fatty before the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT from Miss Bacon. Happy day-after racist chips and salsa day.

BFO1375 – Double Elimination

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 03 May 2013 05:30:29 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with nattering about the coupon, quiz programs, racist snacks and boogers. Happy “everyone’s a Mexican” weekend!

BFO1374 – Full of Life

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 02 May 2013 05:30:13 +0000

The Fat One natters it up early with information about Miss Bacon’s Comment Contest. Afterwards, there’s lots of voice letters to listen to. Happy National Truffles Day.

Oh Lord! Falling Fatty!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 01 May 2013 05:31:44 +0000

Here’s the artwork from the Year of Ruination calendar for May!

BFO1373 – Bummer Dude!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 01 May 2013 05:30:59 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One blows it out today and does some self-therapy for all to hear before he reads several e-letters stories which make him giggle. Remember to look for this month’s BFO calendar artwork here today. Happy Humping!

BFO1372 – Like A Yellow Sticky

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 05:30:10 +0000

The Fat One natters about various topics and then has a big Pride 48 update. Happy National Oatmeal Cookie Day.

BFO1371 – Shyster Law Firm

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 05:30:28 +0000

The Fat One starts the week off with nattering about Vanilla Ice, boneless chicken and the weekend update. Plus there’s a little sad news too. Happy Monday!

BFO1370 – We Love a LOL

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:30:26 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with several reminders, some voice letters and much more. Happy weekend!

BFO1369 – Just For Your Edification

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 05:30:13 +0000

The Fat One has a full list on today’s LITTLE show to include the coupon, a trip to the P.O. Box, a visit to Spotting Big Fatty, a crazy dream and a special gift card idea. Happy Full Moon!

BFO1368 – Consider the Source

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 05:30:34 +0000

The Fat One natters it right off the tracks from the very start but recovers and is able to visit Spotting Big Fatty and take some voice letters. Happy Hump Day.

BFO1367 – A Twinkle in his Eye

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 05:30:14 +0000

The Fat One natters today about the Pride 48 logo contest, other LITTLE shows and more before opening the mail bag and reading some funny stories. Happy National Cherry Cheesecake Day.

BFO1366 – His Willy Was Chilly

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:30:39 +0000

The Fat One recaps the weekend to include a WSWCL reference before playing a variety of voiceletters. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

BFO1365 – Seal of Approval

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 05:30:53 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with some voice letters, a visit to Spotting Big Fatty and a little serious talk. Happy weekend!

BFO1364 – Guests in the Sling

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:30:35 +0000

The Fat One is a nightingale today as he sings most of the 60 Best TV Theme Songs. There’s also a coupon and more. Happy Animal Crackers Birthday.

BFO1363 – A Patron of the fArts

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 05:30:58 +0000

The Fat One natters about several things he heard on other LITTLE shows before playing some voiceletters. Happy Humping!

BFO1362 – Dialer’s Cramp

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:30:58 +0000

The Fat One natters about catching up with several listeners before he takes several voiceletters. Happy National Eggs Benedict Day. VULGAH!

BFO1361 – The Fiber of Your Ears

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 05:30:55 +0000

The Fat One natters about other LITTLE shows before introducing a new segment and the weekend update. Happy National Glazed Spiral Ham Day.

BFO1360 – Complete Plumbing?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 05:30:36 +0000

The Fat One finishes out the week with some nattering and an Ask Big Fatty question. Happy weekend!

BFO1359 – New Sponge

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 05:30:43 +0000

The Fat One has lots of voice letters, a visit to Spotting Big Fatty, the coupon and a little MAGIC! Happy National Cheese Fondue Day.

Trucker Alex Spots the Vonz

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:00:07 +0000

Oh Lord… the Old Gal isn’t a shut-in after all.

BFO1358 – I May Have Gagged

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 05:30:32 +0000

The Fat One natters about the quiz programs and an update on the Hats before heading over to Spotting Big Fatty. Happy Humping.

BFO1357 – Be Kind, Rewind

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 05:30:00 +0000

The Fat One has BIG news today but also finds time to natter about the Twitty and play some voiceletters. Happy National Chinese Almond Cookie Day.

BFO1356 – Hootie Owl

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 05:30:57 +0000

The Fat One natters about the weekend and food he cooked before taking an Ask Big Fatty question. Happy National Empanada Day (sounds Mexican).

New Glasses

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:00:19 +0000

Here are the Fat One’s new specs.

BFO1355 – There’s More Pressure

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 05:30:08 +0000

The Fat One is still having upload problems but today’s little show includes nattering about technology, Spotting Big Fatty and voiceletters.

33 Years Old

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:00:19 +0000

Here’s the 1980 Census that the Fat One found in his strongbox.

BFO1354 – Recorded for Quality Assurance

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 05:30:48 +0000

The Fat One climbs in the Way-Back Machine today and has some retro offerings but still includes several voice letters. Happy National Cordon Bleu Day. Not sure why it did not post to iTunes earlier.

BFO1353 – Fallen From Grace

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 05:30:03 +0000

The Fat One natters about the results from his recent physical exam blood work, visits Spotting Big Fatty and reads several submissions in the BFO Census. Happy Humping.

BFO1352 – Proud as a Peach

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 05:30:32 +0000

The Fat One natters about a few listeners who have disappeared and his hope that all listeners come back as they will always be welcomed without question. Plus there is a groaner of an April Fool’s joke and updates on BF’s new specs and Pride 48 attendees. Happy National Peanut butter and Jelly Day.

Be a Fool!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 05:31:37 +0000

Here’s the artwork from the Year of Ruination calendar for April.

BFO1351 – Very Patriotic

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 05:30:27 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One reviews the holiday weekend with nattering about the coupon, a dream and some new bacon items. Happy National Sourdough Bread Day. Remember to check out the BFO calendar art for April.

BFO1350 – Hearing Double

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 05:30:19 +0000

The Fat One welcomes the Easter weekend with nattering about the anniversararium of the Ford Escape, something special in the P.O. Box, a Mexican story and lots of voice letters. Happy chocolate bunnies.

BFO1349 – Do Your Paperwork

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:30:53 +0000

The Fat One reports on his visit to the Dr. before heading down into the Fat Cave to natter about the Quiz Programs. Happy National Black Forest Cake Day.

BFO1348 – Rescued by the Coast Guard

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 05:30:58 +0000

It’s the Full Moon and the Fat One has voice letters, a trip to the Lodge and plenty of nattering before he heads to the Dr. for his annual physical. Happy Hump Day.

BFO1347 – The Grumpy Fat

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 05:30:26 +0000

The Fat One natters about sportball today before giving a Pride48 update and visiting Spotting Bit Fatty and The Lodge. Happy National Spinach Day.

Here the link for the “On the Road” story.

New Specs

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:00:56 +0000

Here are the frames that the Fat One selected for his new glasses.

BFO1346 – Perusing the Frames

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 05:30:40 +0000

The Fat One reviews the weekend which includes a visit to the eye doctor and the P.O. Box. Remember to check out the Fat One’s new specs around Noon EDT today. Happy 9 months until Chrima!

BFO1345 – Suck on a Sour Ball

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 23:07:32 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with an update on the demise of the patrickspubonline.com plus there are voiceletters and a visit to Spotting Big Fatty. Happy weekend!

BFO1344 – Farewell and Some Gazing

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:30:53 +0000

The Fat One has sad news before presenting an episode of The Gaze with Lurry Warbucks and Undress with an “A.” Happy National French Bread Day.

BFO1343 – Vera Equinox

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 05:30:14 +0000

The Fat One celebrates the start of Spring with some nattering, voice letters and a visit to Spotting Big Fatty. Happy Hump Day.

BFO1342 – No Tears

ruined@bigfattyonline.com — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 05:30:19 +0000

The Fat One opens the mailbag and catches up on a few things sent to him plus there’s a new recipe to enjoy. Happy National Chocolate Caramel Day.