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BFO4803 – Move-In Day?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to complete the weekend report which included a perfection of the haircut, sportsball, 250th ships, sideways rain, a power outage and an undiscovered film. Happy National Chocolate Day.

BFO4802 – Nothing Good Happens After Midnight?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 06 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One kicks off Big Brother premier week with some rumors and season 28 but then heads right to the SSQD for today’s FUQ but still has time to start recapping the In Depends Dance Day weekend. Happy National Fried Chicken Day.

RR005 – June 29 – July 3, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 05 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

RTEY036 – February 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4801 – Running Low on Music

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One starts off the In Depends Dance Weekend with another SSQD FUQ but then pivots to finishing the recap of hump day and Thursday which included a gas report, a voiceletter, the coupon, sportsball and much more. Happy National Chocolate Wafer Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4799 – It’s FUQ Month!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

BFO4798 – Midway

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One shares retirement news, a gas report, a preview of FUQ Month, ironing napkins and sportsball. Happy National Ice Cream Soda Day.

BFO4797 – Delurking Diva

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included, Friday at Fatty’s, plumbing, dead foliage removal, an e-letter from a “lurker” and some Season 28 Big Brother rumors. Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day.

RR004 – June 22-26, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 28 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

RTEY035 – January 2009 Recap

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

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BFO4796 – Death By Rotisserie Chicken

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with some e-letters, gas and lime reports, a food snafu, the coupon, trips to Sam’s Club and the Costco and some Shenanigans. Happy National Chocolate Pudding Day.

BFO4795 – Math is Involved

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns to discuss future Book Club selections plus there’s a voiceletter from Vader, a gas report from the future, a technology segment, e-letters and plenty of nattering. Happy National Strawberry Parfait Day.

BFO4794 – Tinkling the Villa

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One welcomes a guest into the studio, the Official Musical Director of the BFO (unpaid) to watch the sausage being made and natter about the day in Fat Acres. Happy National Pralines Day.

BFO4793 – Can’t Believe Its Been A Year

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to recap his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, a gentleman caller, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and a personal moment. Happy National Pecan Sandy Day.

BFO4792 – It’s Lurker Week!

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included The Big Run Northern Mexico, Friday at Fatty’s, a 40% Kohl’s coupon, a haircut, sportsball and more. Happy National Onion Rings Day.

RR003 – June 15-19, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 21 Jun 2026 11:39:51 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE show.

RTEY034 – December 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows.

BFO4791 – Is BF the Mr. Wilson of Fat Acres?

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 19 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to close out the end of Spring with a recap of his day which included lime Jell-O, sportsball, Seniorcize class, a gas report and a quick trip down Memory Lane compliments of Dr. Stone. Happy National Martini Day.

BFO4790 – Audio Podiatrist

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, a missed Gentleman Caller opportunity, the coupon and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Picnic Day.

Postcard

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here’s the postcard talked about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4789 – What A Hassle(back)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a possible dropping of the Miss Gayle King show, a phone call to reverse a pre-mature charge, the conclusion of the TurnipHed questions about RTEY, a postcard and more. Happy National Apple Strudel Day

BFO4788 – Do You Have A….

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 16 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to conclude recapping the weekend which include a rebate, lunch with theater friends, clean sheets, some Memory Lane tv machine moments, a lime report and more. Happy National Fresh Veggies Day.

BFO4787 – Washer Fluid

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back with a recap of the first part of his weekend which included sportsball, quiz programs, a HoBO movie, a gentleman caller, Friday at Fatty’s, some Nip shenanigans and much more. Happy National Lobster Day.

RR002 – June 8-12, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 14 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE show.

RTEY033 – November 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows rather than a week’s worth.

BFO4786 – A Good Soaking

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 11:22:54 +0000

The Fat One closes out the weekend with another Downtown situation but recovers with both lime and turnip reports, more “Ask Big Fatty” questions, the coupon, another Nip story and plenty of nattering. Happy National Corn on the Cob Day.

BFO4785 -Lost E-Letter

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, some Nip Shenanigans, Ask Big Fatty questions, sportsball and more. Happy National Iced Tea Day

BFO4784 – SPAMples

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included nattering with The Nip, recording the LFC, watching the Apple Snack Keynote and getting a 99 sleep score. Plus there are two voiceletters about the SPAM Museum and wildly varied gas prices. Happy National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day.

BFO4783 – Plundered Their Booty

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

It’s Primary Election Day in Fat Acres but Big Fatty has filled in and mailed his ballot so he has time to record the LITTLS show which wraps up the weekend’s events and reports on some feedback from the new “Ruination Repeat” and tweaks to “Ruination: The Early Years.” Happy National Applesauce Caaaaaaake Day.

BFO4782 – Gayle and King Are Taken Aback

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included the visit from Wes and Tommy, Friday at Fatty’s, confusion on the days of the week, sportsball, Ruination Recap shenanigans and much more. Happy National Jelly-filled Doughnut Day.

RR001 – June 1-5, 2026

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sun, 07 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE show.

RTEY032 – October 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 06 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows rather than a week’s worth.

BFO4781 – And the Winner Is….

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 05 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week with the official announcement of the winner of Cathy Marshall’s So-So Question Contest plus there’s an “Ask Big Fatty” question too. Happy National Sausage Roll Day.

BFO4780 – Clam Diggers For Boys

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 04 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included sportsball, cooler nippa walking, a trip to Sam’s Club, a gas and lime report, the coupon, a bonus sandwich and a GOLD STAR gentleman caller. Happy National Cheese Day.

From the TV Machine

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here’s the Wheel puzzle the Fat One nattered about.

BFO4779 – New Vacuum

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One somehow fills the LITTLE show with nattering about the weather, the quiz programs, Seniorcize and technology. Happy National Egg Day.

BFO4778 – Overlooked Voiceletter (with SFX)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to complete recapping the weekend which included a visit from Vader, gas reports, lime and turnip reports, an Apple Clock challenge, a voiceletter and so much more. Happy National Rotisserie Chicken Day,

Giftettes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Here are the giftettes mentioned on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4777 – Another LITTLE Show (for June anyway)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off the new month with a big announcement and then recaps the weekend which included giftettes, kind words from Peter Potomous, Friday at Fatty’s, a gassy situation, sportsball and so much more. Happy National Milk Day.

RTEY031 – September 2008

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 30 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

Episodes now cover a month of shows rather than a week’s worth.

BFO4776 – The Next One is New Year’s Eve 2028

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 29 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his day which included a visit and supper with Epilouis and Eric, sportsball, a trip to Sam’s Club, peanut butter pie (complimentary) and LOTS of nattering. Happy National Coq Au Vin Day.

BFO4775 – Summer Salad

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 28 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a gentleman caller, a visit to Shady Pines, sportsball, cheese cookies, the coupon and a little sad news. Happy National Hamburger Day.

BFO4774 – I Dug It Out of the Trash

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 27 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One FINALLY finishes up recapping the weekend which included more projects around the Villa, several gas reports, some rain and a Jeopardy! reference. Happy National grape popsicle day.

BFO44773 – DDIY

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Tue, 26 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to continue recapping the weekend which included several calamities, some grilling, neighborly kindness, grilling and much more. Happy NationalBlueberry Cheesecake Day.

BFO4772 – Meat-a-palooza (at The Villa)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Mon, 25 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One is back to start to recap his Memorial Day Weekend but starts off with a new addition to the Ham Map, some gentleman caller reports, lots of nattering and some Downton Abbey thoughts. Happy National Carb Day.

RTEY030 – Week 30

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Sat, 23 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

This episode covers Aug. 25-29, 2008.

BFO4771 – Pull Out The White Shoes

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Fri, 22 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One closes out the week and starts the Memorial Day Weekend with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Survivor nattering, a trip to the aeropuerto, a new A/C filter and much more. Happy National Vanilla Pubbing Day.

BFO4770 – Catching Up (Without Mike and Joe)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Thu, 21 May 2026 04:30:00 +0000

The Fat One has returned from the Metropolis Entertainment Complex and has filled the LITTLE show with all the details which included election night, the Sunrise Café, the coupon, sportsball, tv machine shows and a new gentleman caller. Happy Strawberries and Cream Day.

BFO4769 – BF Wants Rizo to Win (REPOST w/Correct Audio)

ruined@bigfattyonline.com (Big Fatty) — Wed, 20 May 2026 21:13:00 +0000

Before traveling to the Metropolis Entertainment Complex, the Fat One recorded his predictions for the Survivor finalé tonight but also catches up on some voiceletters. Happy National Pick Strawberries Day.