The Big Honkin Show

December 17, 2011 – Christmas Guest?

Steve — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 23:40:38 +0000

Steve tells an animal story that hits REALLY close to home. Is Buck being spied on? It’s a bear over there! Possum dropping is challenged! Then Buck tries to end things in an awkward way.

December 10, 2011 – It’s Beginning to Feel A Lot Like…

Steve — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:13:24 +0000

As Christmas approaches, Steve gives Buck the chance to let Buck express the folly of giving a seven month old a HUGE Christmas. Also, how does the Dark Knight deal with Black Friday? Is Dog REALLY man’s best friend? And a lot of other fun stuff.

November 26, 2011 – Sleepy Voice

Steve — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 07:07:12 +0000

Not one, but two Real Life Super Heroes in this episode. Steve and Buck get ready for Thanksgiving, they talk about what Buck will do for his son’s first Christmas, and Steve wraps things up trying to take a lunch order for Buck’s wife.

October 29, 2011 – STAY OUT OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH!

Steve — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:53:55 +0000

It’s scary story day on The Big Honkin Show as Steve relays a tragic story of a man and his iPad, and Buck steals the show with some Bigfoot talk, and some…well worse than Bigfoot talk about a scary sighting at a family friendly pumpkin patch.

October 22, 2011- Rising From The Ashes?

Steve — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:46:00 +0000

Buck and Steve are back, the question is can Steve recover after such a stupid mistake? To try to help there’s more Bigfoot talk, an alligator in PA, and how hard is it to pick up women if you perform the wedding ceremony? Find out on this way too hot episode of The Big Honkin Show.

October 8, 2011 – It Started Out So Well

Steve — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:39:54 +0000

On this episode, things start out pretty good. There’s some lively Bigfoot talk, Jimmy in GA comes through with some great ads, some people get shout outs, and Steve explains his hesitancy about friending people he doesn’t really know on Facebook. Then, a few “AS SEEN ON TV” ads get Steve a little upset and he makes a terrible error in speaking. One that has been the reason this show hasn’t gone out.

October 1, 2011 – Sightings, Space, Silliness, and a Soapbox

Steve — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 06:00:56 +0000

Everything from a UFO (helicopter) sighting, to a naked man at a car wash. What do Buck and Steve think of the chance to go to space? October starts off with the usual silliness from Buck and Steve on this episode of the Big Honkin Show. Tell your friends.

Sterek. DUCK!

Steve — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 04:42:57 +0000

A very special DOUBLE SIZED episode of The Big Honkin show features, a nigh-voiceless, coughing Steve, Buck literally carrying the show on his shoulders, and a special appearance by the Cult-fighting, pyramid scheme exposing, podcasting partner for life Derek Russell. Will Buck and Derek have a clash of personalities so great that it wipes an entire animal population from the Earth, or will they team up and break Steve? Grab your sleeping bag and pop tarts, and find out on this episode of The Big Honkin Show.

September 17, 2011 – Happy Hot Dog … Thing

Steve — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:16:18 +0000

There seems to be a bit of a theme on the show today. Hot Dogs. From a statue to a way to scare the kids off of hot dogs forever, Buck and Steve make Saturdays and the listening device of your choice fun again with their ridiculous antics. Laughter abounds and the seeds are planted for an incredible meeting of the minds in the next episode of The Big Honkin Show.

September 10, 2011 – “Now With More Technical Issues”

Steve — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:54:45 +0000

The boys are back in town as Buck and Steve bring the Big Honkin Show back to the interwebs nearly a year after they were last heard from. What have they been up to? Did they really live together? How did that work out? Pie Apple Bagel gets a frat house, and a drunk moose climbs a tree. All this and more on the return of the Big Honkin Show

September 25, 2010 – That’s All Folks…

Steve — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:09:48 +0000

The final on-air Big Honkin Show. Thank you to everyone who has downloaded the podcast, listened live and supported the show over the past year or so. Your support has meant a ton to Buck and Steve. Keep the feed open, because you never know when we may be back.

September 18, 2010 – How to Have a Phone Conversation.

Steve — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 18:43:04 +0000

Buck and Steve call the creator of “adewha.” Sorry for the audio quality.

September 11, 2010 – And a Master’s Degree…in COMMUNICATION!!!!

Steve — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:30:09 +0000

Steve has a cheerleading competition to MC. Flamboyant dancing is the way to go guys. There’s one guy who really wants to be treasurer. Wal-Mart woes and a pony explodes.

September 4, 2010 – Fish Sticks? Is it Our Anniversary?

Steve — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:34:39 +0000

It’s the one year anniversary episode of The Big Honkin Show and Buck makes a big announcement. The guys talk about said announcements, move on to super human talk, and remember good times over the past years which leads Steve to rant about something he hasn’t ranted on in long time. A couple of AP stories and we call it a show…a show for you. The Big Honkin Show.

August 28, 2010 – Here’s the Deal, Don’t Call In

Steve — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 20:26:47 +0000

In what is clearly one of the greatest moments on the show…EVER…Steve tries to take calls. Operative word is “tries.” This leads to a great discussion with Mama Honkin’ with a quick appearance from Daddy Honkin’. What more do you need from The Big Honkin Show? Some news stories? Done. Some shout outs? They’re there. It’s the hilarity and Saturday morning fun of The Big Honkin Show in podcast form!

August 21, 2010 – Falcon and Voltron…er…Sasquatch

Steve — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 16:48:40 +0000

After a week of vacation, Buck and Steve are back together. Steve wants to tell stories from Star Wars Celebration 5. Buck? Not so much. He just wants to silence the rumor that he hates kids. (Which he does.) Tons of Shout outs are on this episode. Buck and Steve try to give play by play of the crazed woman who wanted some Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s. And the show wraps up with a Real Life Super Hero.

August 7, 2010 – Harse Drawn Buggy

Steve — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:01:50 +0000

Steve can’t pronounce “horse.” Buck and Steve further explain the “Salt Fries” motto, and a new real life super hero decides it’s time to go to the ground. All this and more on this Episode of The Big Honkin Show.

July 31, 2010 – Steve Made a Personal Choice.

Steve — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 21:55:35 +0000

A discussion of foreign languages, Buck burns his knee pits. While on vacation, Buck has an awkward moment and goes on a Ghost Hunt where the ghosts let him do their job. MUSICA LATINA EXTREME!!!! Crank dat jam. Buffer family holidays are discussed. A cheeseburger is stuffed into a gas tank and we’re selling shirts. Click on the Big HOnkin Store link to buy yours.

July 24, 2010 – The Return of That Mayor Guy

Steve — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:31:24 +0000

That Mayor Guy from Denton, Ga (Matt McCall) comes back to fill Buck’s seat and good times ensue. Rats are exploding, Porky Pig gets beaten up, Darth Vader robs a bank, and Matt and Steve discover the joys of a double rainbow. Don’t forget that shirts are available. Just click the handy dandy “Big Honkin’ Show” link and support the show and look good all at the same time.

July 17, 2010 – YOU’RE A COW!!!

Steve — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:35:04 +0000

Buck and Steve are back together in the studio and Seve tells of his adventures with cow appreciation day when a heifer called him and a friend cows, and why did that lady have a dog? Steve has wrestling stories, Buck has wrestling stories. The machine is off. Don’t forget to buy a shirt by clicking right here. Steve tells of getting his head nearly torn off by Big Ox Madison. And then there’s the Mobile Leprechaun. OH…and don’t forget to head over to the Big Honkin Store and get the first ever Big Honkin Show T-Shirt.

July 10, 2010 – TEAM UP!

Steve — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:06:18 +0000

It’s pre-recorded goodness (the guys weren’t live in the studio the Saturday this aired.) with Buck and Steve. Only one thing can describe this week’s show…mythical, epic team up. It’s Granny Glory and Mountain Man Tim together against Bigfoot on this episode of The Big Honkin Show. Also, other stories including a mean crossing guard, and a guy decides to take a dare.

July 3, 2010 – GIT! GIT!!!

Steve — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:10:38 +0000

Steve skips like a stone. Rick alerts us to a man who may be the greatest super hero of all time. BIGFOOT WATCH goes into effect. Buck gets angry with Steve’s accusaitons against UFC. And a bullfighter says it’s all bullcrap. All on this fun filled episode of The Big Honkin’ Show

June 26, 2010 – Exploding Wookie and a Meat Thermometer

Steve — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:21:35 +0000

Buck and Steve both have some experiences with hotels. It’s Buck’s brother’s birthday…so let’s tell an embarassing story about him. Steve reveals that he is not your typical southern guy as he talks about Bass Pro Shops. It’s a reunion of Buck and Steve after a week off on The Big Honkin Show.

June 19, 2010 – Best Of?

Steve — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 21:01:50 +0000

With Steve heading out of state, the guys figured now was the time to put out a “best of…” show. Well, this is what they came up with. Best of? Well…it’s the best they could do.

A lot of classic laughs from the past nine months are here. If you have a friend that you want to get hooked on the Big Honkin’ Show, this is the one to let them listen to.

June 12, 2010 – Danger, Danger…

Steve — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:14:26 +0000

Steve finally confesses something he’s pent up since childhood. Drunk women are calling 911, signs are hacked, Buck and Steve talk about a story they’ve talked about before…or have they…who really knows? Pushy burglars, pleading the fifth, and all kinds of silliness takes place on this episode of The Big Honkin Show. By the way…you won’t hear Hanson…because it’s Buck’s fault.

June 5, 2010- American History Adewha?

Steve — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:25:15 +0000

Buck is back as Steve relays all that he learned from a group of teenagers about American History. For all of our international listeners, you’ll be happy to learn all kinds of interesting facts about the United States. Does Steve crave attention so much that he’ll ruin dinner at Medieval Times? Buck and Steve tell of their exploits on the air before the days of The Big Honkin Show, and the usual silliness ensues on this episode of The Big Honkin Show. Oh yeah…Waffle House Man saves the day.

May 29, 2010 – Georgia Football Baby!!!

Steve — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:55:33 +0000

Buck wasn’t able to be on the show this week, so we call in a good friend of Steve’s and Buck’s former band director, Jonathan Hickox. Jonathan and Steve discuss how it’s amazing that they’re friends, and then go on to share their adventures to Athens, GA and UGA football games. Will they stifle their enthusiasm so the old couple behind them can see? Does Preston listen to the show? Will Steve pass out? These questions may or may not be answered on this episode of The Big Honkin Show.

May 22, 2010 – Proof: Mama Honkin’ Went to Clown School

Steve — Fri, 28 May 2010 18:12:26 +0000

Steve expresses his relief at the constancy of breakfast cereal mascots, his frustration with the kids not giving the rabbit Trix, and it all runs into a discussion about Ronald McDonald and clowns. It all leads to a call to Mama Honkin’. Yes, Buck and Steve figure out the phone, to call Mama Honkin and talk clown school. Then…BEAR WATCH!!!

May 15, 2010 – Dance Honkin Revolution

Steve — Wed, 26 May 2010 20:17:42 +0000

A guy shoots himself, a Real Life Super Hero takes it to a robber, and Steve needs to lose some weight. All that an more on this episode of The Big Honkin Show.

May 8, 2010 – Filter Needed

Steve — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:05:07 +0000

After a long night doing his part for Cancer Research, Steve is a bit out of it and finds that he could really use a filter somewhere in the area between his brain and his mouth. Buck still hates kids. But not as much as the guy who gets piggyback rides from high schoolers. The rules of skankdom are discussed…and should we really fear the deer? The final moments of the show got Steve a phone call from an old mentor, and all in all, The Big Honkin Show runs right off the rails. But it IS a good time.

May 1, 2010 – Musicless

Steve — Thu, 13 May 2010 20:23:48 +0000

There’s a long story…it revolves around a cord not being seen by Steve…and the show having no music. Then…about halfway through the show, Steve saw the cord, plugged it in…and presto…MUSIC! Buck and Steve talk about subjects ranging from giving CPR to a possum to how to properly speak to a fat lady.

April 24, 2010 – Here’s Peter With Sports

Steve — Thu, 06 May 2010 21:01:46 +0000

Buck and Steve recap Steve’s trip to Florida with his youth group, from there it’s crazy stories from the AP including a city-wide ban on thongs, towel popping justice, the Real Life Super Hero returns in a blaze of glory, and Saturdays are fun again. Or whatever day you choose to listen is fun again.

April 17, 2010 – Corporal A-Word

Steve — Mon, 03 May 2010 21:12:38 +0000

Buck launches the Fac-A-Thon, Steve almost swears, tasers, an opportunity for Steve to be tased, turning down that opportunity, some talk about peeing, Buck reveals that he’s an old fogey, a real life super hero, a solution to budget cuts for education, all kinds of fun on this episode of The Big Honkin Show. OH…THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY TOILET!

April 10, 2010 – SURPRISE!!!!

Steve — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:51:41 +0000

Playing catch up with getting podcasts posted. In this episode ringtones and cell phone etiquette in movie theatres is discussed. Steve learns a little bit about geography SURPRISE! as the guys talk about an idiot in Wal-mart. Steve avoids a run in with labor. Some listener e-mails, including a forward from Mama Honkin, are read and the usual hilarity ensues as Steve gets burned through an e-mail and the guys talk about Easter Sunrise Services, cats going nuts when you put them in a car…or if you’re a mailman, and other stuff that doesn’t matter, but it makes Saturday Morning fun.

April 3, 2010 – Floating Sausage

Steve — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:05:53 +0000

Spring has sprung on the Big Honkin Show and Buck and Steve discuss all sorts of vacation mishaps. From a scary inquiry about a stuffed eagle to a hot tub breakfast bar and a story of terror on the high seas, the guys run the full gamit of emotions on this week’s show which turns around the disturbing trend of not funny from the past few weeks. Told ya we’d get better.

March 27, 2010 – Irritate Steve Day?

Steve — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 21:27:14 +0000

Buck and Steve thought last week was bad…then Steve overslept.

Rushing to the station, Buck and Steve were both surprised to find a newly remodeled studio at the station, and the new digs coupled with a lack of preparation because of oversleeping throws the guys off their game for the first segment. Then they save the day with the greatest show ever! Maybe. You be the judge.

Unresearched Tech Talk, a mysterious tape that’s floating around in the ether somewhere, Monkey Watch continues, Buck tells a story that sets Steve on a tangent, The Snuggie Apocalypse hits Cleveland, hospital gowns get a makeover, and idiots try to rob a bank.

This strange turn of events breathes new life into our heroes…you’ll see next week.

March 20, 2010 – We’ll Get Better

Steve — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:02:03 +0000

Mama Honkin tells us that we need to quit putting ourselves down…so starting on the next episode we will. This episode however…

Well, let’s start with Steve who apparently forgot how to run the show at one point. He forgot Buck’s birthday. And let’s face it, singing loudly into the microphone does not a good show make.

Then there’s Buck, to e a perfectionist, he struggles as the guys discuss snail snot, dino dung, and and 91 year old pugilist.

There’s an odd feeling in the Big Honkin Show studio which comes full circle next week. (You’ll see…)

March 13, 2010 – Mama Honkin!

Steve — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:58:31 +0000

After a couple of REALLY busy weeks, and horrible technical issues, Buck and Steve are back with an episode of The Big Honkin Show that could quite possibly go down in history. Not only is there animal talk, yard sale talk, laughs, and fun, but Mama Honkin shows up! That’s right, she doesn’t quite get on mic, but Mama Honkin is in the house. Couple that with the euphoria of Krispy Kreme donuts and the guys excitement over being back and not only Saturdays, but PODCASTS are fun again!

February 27, 2010 – All That Cush

Steve — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:03:12 +0000

The honorable mayor of Denton joins us as Buck is not able to make it on this long overdue episode. An update on the fair city is given as we get into the usual antics that can only ensue on The Big Honkin Show. The talk includes, but is not limited to Kentucky oaths, pistols in church, The Big Honkin Show Day Campaign , a geriatric burglar, belt buckle vandals, a real life super hero, and I think my favorite part is when I sing completely flat on Staying Alive.

Feb. 20, 2010 – A Freakin’ Zebra Comes Running Down the Street

Steve — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:50:26 +0000

Steve had a lot of food the night before the show, and he stayed up late watching wrestling…you can tell by his lack of energy. Buck doesn’t know if he can save the show. What are the rules of curling? Would you willingly let your butt be branded? We’ve got a Facebook page now. Right here! The Dead live, the usual shout outs are shouted, Buck teaches us about texting people, a real life super hero is honored, and a freakin’ zebra came running down the street.

February 13, 2010 – I

Steve — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:52:36 +0000

It’s Valentine’s Day. There’s snow in South Georgia, and Steve and Buck brave the not-so-bad roads of Hazlehurst and a potential station shut down to bring you this latest episode of The Big Honkin Show in which we get to know Buck a little better. After which we go after a few more “As seen on TV” products.

Feb. 6, 2010 – Old Woman’s Perfume

Steve — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:22:21 +0000

Is the ghost of Edna haunting the WVOH studios in Hazlehurst? Do they sell old women’s perfume by the 55 gallon drum? What do you do when the government can’t catch a chicken? Can the show get worse than last week’s debacle? Does Buck dance? Speaking of Buck, what makes him smile? Who Dat say gonna beat them Saints? Answers to these and other questions can be found in this episode of the Big Honkin Show as we declare Buck the official co host of the show, do a little bit of Superbowl/Monkey talk, and try to keep things going. Don’t forget to leave reviews on iTunes.

January 30, 2010 – Me Gustan Mucho Los Animales

Steve — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:43:58 +0000

Steve forces Chocolate Pie down Buck’s throat as the guys struggle through one of their worst outings in recent memory. Chickens come up in the conversation yet again, spanish is spoken, a particuliar chicken comes up to bring about more chicken talk, and the guys have what they consider to be the worst first half of a show ever. Do they turn it around? Find out in this episode of The Big Honkin Show.

January 23, 2010 – Afraid of Dead Air

Steve — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:36:59 +0000

Technical problems and life have kept us from getting this two week old episode out in a timely fashion. But it’s worth the wait as Buck returns to the show and we talk about his wisdom teeth surgery, Conan O’Brien’s departure from The Tonight Show, chickens with their heads cut off, and a bear giving birth on camera. All that, plus over 100 ferrets, rockin out to John Denver and more.

January 16, 2010 – Nudies on a Subway

Steve — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:20:29 +0000

Brandon joins us again one week before the return of Buck to the Big Honkin Show. We cover General Patton’s exploits in World War II, pantsless people on the subway, a heroic dog, an escaped hippo and more. What is an animal expert? Listen to find out an example of what is NOT. All this on the Big Honkin Show

January 9, 2010 – The Buzzard Capital of the World

Steve — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:45:53 +0000

The Mayor of Denton returns to fill in while Buck has his wisdom teeth chiseled out. People get shot in the butt, use a Rascal as a get away vehicle, attempt to sell reptiles (but not marijuana), and the studio gets rearranged.

All this and more on the latest episode of The Big Honkin’ Show.

January 2, 2010 – New Year, Big Head

Steve — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:30:34 +0000

Buck is still away, so we are joined this week by Brandon Smith. Brandon has a big head…we talk about, sweet tea, coconut carrying octupuses, and The Real Life Super Hero segment returns with a trigger happy octogenarian. It’s the Big Honkin Show in the new year.

December 26, 2009 – Otters on a Plane

Steve — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:49:50 +0000

Christmas cheer continues in this episode as my sister-in-law Debra joins us again to wrap up the holiday spirit and prepare to ring in the New Year. Otters gum up flight traffic, a church has a dynamite time at a party, and the snuggie controversy takes a surprising turn.

December 19, 2009 – Second Term

Steve — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:48:05 +0000

The Mayor of Denton, GA, Matt McCall joins us on a pre-Christmas episode of The Big Honkin Show in which we talk everything from spilling coffee to Santa Claus The Movie. Matt was saved from a shopping trip to be on the show and we had a blast as usual. And…what is the best way to enter a room as Santa?

Decmber 12, 2009 – Currently 38 Degrees Here at the Station

Steve — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:28:12 +0000

Buck and Steve talk everything from Camels to Christmas in this jam packed episode of The Big Honkin Show. Buck harmonizes with the Real Life Super Hero Theme, Steve tests out his pipes (continuously), and an Italian man gains an arm only to have it taken away. We also get to your e-mails in this episode and talk about a deformed egg and a killer deer.