If you forgot to pick up a copy of InTouch while you were waiting to check out from the grocery, we’ve got your back. If you are wondering about the details of what John Travolta allegedly did with a male masseur, we’ve got your back. If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “You know who I just hate; George Clooney,” we’ve got got your back. If you ever wanted to hear Christopher Walken discuss taxpayer responsibilities, we’ve got your back. (Seriously, listen for the Christopher Walken alone. We promise, it’s worth the price of admission.) (Also, in case an lawyers are listening to this, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, and allegedly.)

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Celebrities Master

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A few tips: if you think Ross’ is about to break-up with you, loan him your car, then steal it; if you think Kristin is about to break-up with you, join a cult; if you think Rob is about to break-up with you, move into his apartment complex. During this week’s episode of All Purpose Cleaner we discuss booty calls, You-Tube proposals, psycho ex near misses, and Pearl Jam chasers. It’s not you, it’s us.

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Break-Ups Masters

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We blow the lid off of J. Edgar Hoover’s intimate involvement in one of histories greatest tragedies. We show you how your wii is contributing to the slow deliberate decline of Western civilization. We out one of America’s greatest statesmen. In other words, in this episode of All Purpose Cleaner we make ourselves the subjects of one of the largest terror investigations every mounted against a small town improv comedy troupe. If you don’t hear from us soon, be sure to forward all of our mail to “Weeping Funny Guys” at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

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Conspiracy Theories Master

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What ever happened to the golden age of television comedy? Who is the most annoying sitcom sidekick? When did Happy Days really “jump the shark”? Whose hotter Uncle Jesse John Stamos or ER John Stamos? What would Barbara Billingsley be like in the sack? Have you ever asked yourself these questions? Do you have many friends? Have you taken your medicine? Well regardless, if you have ever pondered the vicissitudes of laugh tracks or the narrative arc of Mallory and Skippy’s “no-mance” (copyright) then give our hilarious ramblings a listen.

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Sit-Coms Master

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And now for some advice that you can really use. And by “can really use” we mean of course “probably can’t effectively use at all” and “if you do use, we can be neither liable nor culpable”. In this crazy world we all need someone with whom to share our journey; and what better way to find that person then with a awkward pun about genitalia. In this edition of All Purpose Cleaner, we learn: what on-line dating, Photoshop, the AKC, and Robb all have in common; why you should probably bring a sewing kit to a date with Ami; why Ross lost his job as a field sobriety officer; and why Kristin still gets a little anxious when she logs onto her facebook account.

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Pick-Up Lines Master

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If you have ever come home to find your wife’s delicates in your sock drawer, after listening to this podcast you’ll knew whose ass to kick. If you have ever thought about doing something really mean to Kristin, after listening to this podcast you won’t. If you have ever received a moldy loaf of zucchini bread in the mail, after listening to this podcast you’ll know to whom to return it. If you have ever found a small, premixed and sealed tube of liquor in the pocket of you winter coat, after listening to this podcast you’ll know who to thank.

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Pranks Master

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So, you have woken up to discover that the world is over run by zombies. Naturally, the first thing you did was go to the internet to see what advice you could find from Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedians. We don’t really care how you came to find out about us; we’re just glad you did. Here is our advice. First, if you are in the company of anyone under the age of 14 named Carl, kill him. We’ll wait. Second, if you are thinking about going to a Wal-Mart distribution center, don’t. Third, don’t even bother venturing into the nascent zombie porn genre which will have almost certainly begun to emerge by now; we already have the market cornered. So listen up, we just might save your life.

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Zombies Master

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We should start this one with a disclaimer, if you are a hard core video gamer, we apologize. You should still listen however, because nothing is funnier than a bunch of noobs talking about getting high scores on their Colecos and Intellivisions. (For the record, Burgertime kicked ass.) During this episodes of All Purpose Cleaner, Kristin tells of the tragedy that can befall a pixelated family, John confirms that his cell phone blows (hint, hint, potential sponsors), Ami confesses to an obsession, and Ross educates us all about the value of high quality health care. (Note: if you enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A we do the entire podcast naked.)

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Videogames Master

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Looking for a friend’s side table, shaved barbie heads, used un-unmentionables, a broken player piano, a heavily annotated Trapper-Keeper, or a priced to move Thomas the Train table? Well if you are, have we got a deal for you. This week, the gang discuss their shared and moderately disturbing obsession with buying other peoples stuff.  It is a sad and funny confession. Also, if you listen to the whole podcast we promise that you will learn a great way to get great free crap in Raleigh, North Carolina. “What?”, you say. “Free crap! In Raleigh, North Carolina! Sign me up.” We shall friends; we shall.

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Yard Sale Master

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If you are base jumping from Victoria Falls, kayaking through the Gauley River’s Lost Paddle Rapids, climbing up Nanga Parbat’s Rupal Face, or jumping a Segway over the Snake River Canyon; have we go the listening companion for you. In this week’s episodeof All Purpose Cleaner we discuss Daredevils and learn why: John takes out an insurance policy every time goes for a brisk jog, why Robb breaks into a cold sweat whenever he sees a headlamp, and why Ross is always careful about how he manages his blood sugar.

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Daredevils Master

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It’s been a little while since you heard from us, but now we are back with a vengeance. This week the guys get together to talk about crying to the Dowager Countess, hair product, evening attire, and Marley and Me; in other words Manhood. But don’t worry, its not as pathetic as it sounds, there’s always Ross.

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Manhood Master

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For our newer listeners, this week we are publishing a blast from the past, one of earliest eps for your listening pleasure. Listen. Enjoy. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: geek taxonomy, Furby home wreckers, man crushes, beef sandwich goodness and much, much more.

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Everybody has a few quirks, a few vices; we on the other hand have some serious problems. During this week’s episodes we discuss why you should probably not sneak up on Rob if it ever looks like he might have something in his mouth, shopping therapy, Kristin’s facial hair care and much, much more.

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Bad Habits Master

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Why not take a chance and listen to our latest podcast; but know, if you do in seven days a very angry and very short  man will climb out of your computer screen and give you such a wet willy…. that you may go….. insane. Mewhhhaa ha ha. Oh heavens; that was lame. But thankfully, this weeks podcast is not. This week we discuss horror movie cliches, cruel racquetball pranks, bumps in the night, hush puppy hair styles and much, much more. Click below to listen.

Horror Movies Master

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It’s the end of the world as we know it and we feel fine. Yes, if the Mayans are to be believed, the end may be near; but at least you can go out with a smile on your face. This week we discuss job paths for success in the dystopian wasteland, the up side of the end of existence, some serious 80′s sweetheart hate and much, much more.

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End-of-the-World Master

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It’s your friendly neighborhood improv troupe! That right, It’s Podcastin’ Time! This week we discuss superheros. To all the rabid fanboys and girls, we get it; our command of the subject is weak, our knowledge is puny, our fitness to breath the same air as you is suspect, please do not flame us. This weak we discuss the scourge of Hanna Barabara, the world’s greatest file clerk, and the Micheal Keaton fan club, and much, much more.

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Superheros Master

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This is how it all started. For those that are new to All Purpose Cleaner, give our first episode a listen. In it we examine: why Rob has a scar on his ear, the design of a shirt we intend to sell this summer in P-Town, Massachusetts, and why, when kissing, you should not lead with the tongue.

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Will you have us? Will you hold us? In sicker and poorer? Till death do us part? God, wedding vows are a serious downer? Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: emotional grooms, magic marker love notes, fun, but possibly illegal reception rituals and much, much more.

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Weddings Master

Ve vant to zuck vour zlood. But if you don’t mind would you give a blood sample. And do you think you could wipe your neck down with this wet nap. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: undead dentures, monster death matches, dates that are certain to end badly, taxi cab confessions and much, much more.

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Vampires Master

Get out of our dreams and into our podcast. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: old Bob Dylan, motor boating accidents, sand dune fatalities, bungee experiments and much, much more.

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Concerts Master

We’ve got 99 problems and a ghost is one. Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: ghostly encounters, electronic birds, metaphysical explorations, bed and breakfast reviews and much, much more.

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Ghost Master

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: car accidents, immigration tactics, blow up latex glove turkeys, the rage of a pregnant woman and much, much more.

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Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: nightmares, home office acrobatics, West Virginia trailer repair,  Sesame Street inquires and much, much more.

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Dreams Master

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: amusement parks, carny revenge, water park wedgies,  an EPCOT Center beat-down, and much, much more.

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Amusement Parks

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: child birth freak outs, performance art aspirations, maternity ward menus and much, much more.

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Childbirth

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: roommates trouble, serial killer marketing, large families and much, much more.

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Roommates Master

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week: geek taxonomy, Furby home wreckers, man crushes, beef sandwich goodness and much, much more.

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Porn-Master

Big Lick Conspiracy, Roanoke, Virginia’s improv comedy troupe talks of matters trivial and profound. This week nasty hotels, kitchen staff, Butterball preparation, band trips, the pain of adolescents, and much, much more.

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