Rev. BigDumbChimp

No explanations please

2010-03-11T10:57:00.003-05:00

Hat tip LOL God

Busy busy busy.

2010-03-03T12:31:00.001-05:00

Sorry no posts in 2 months, but real life is busy busy busy.

Commenting

2010-01-04T21:47:00.001-05:00

I've just done the forced bullshit upgrade from haloscan to js-kit and comments are all fubar.

Not sure i even have time to spend dealing with it right now.

Kent Hovind's "doctoral dissertation" now available online

2009-12-09T13:33:00.004-05:00

Kent Hovind, previous owner of the dishonest Dinosaur Adventure land in Pensacola, convicted felon and known liar for Jesus, has a Ph.D.... sort of. It's from known diploma mill Patriot Bible University and is worth about as much as the paper it is printed on. Well he had to present his thesis back in the day and it's now available online.

And it's HILARIOUS.

Remember, it's a ..cough...cough... Doctoral disertation... snicker... and it starts like this.

Hello, my name is Kent Hovind. I am a creation/science evangelist. I live in Pensacola, Florida. I have been a high school science teacher since 1976. I've been very active in the creation/evolution controversy for quite some time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God loves the popular people

2009-12-03T12:26:00.004-05:00

This story got me thinking

Salvation army is now taking prayer requests.

Does the number of prayers the big guy receives for a particular person make a difference?

Why do people make prayer requests to groups of people?

Does god consider the number of prayers made on behalf of someone as a reason to consider the request?

If not why ask for people to pray for you or someone?

Is god a star fucker and is this why that annoying airhead Tim Tebow is so popular?

Do the 1000 prayers for Joe Bob's health out weigh the single prayer of an unknown child asking for relief from being trapped in an abusive family?

If no, then why make large prayer requests other than to get sympathy from the people you are requesting from and to draw attention to yourself?

SC Southern Baptists vote to "avoid" hate crimes

2009-11-25T12:45:00.004-05:00

Well how very nice to them to "avoid" hate crimes.

To go out of their way to avoid them. Oh what an amazingly brave stance they've taken "avoiding" violence towards other humans.

The resolution calls on Congress to repeal the recently passed legislation and (calls) on Americans "to avoid acts of hatred and violence toward lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered persons."

Fucking assholes.

You could, I guess, denounce violence?

I know, I know it's a shocking option.

Update: Kent Hovind still in Jail

2009-11-24T08:49:00.001-05:00

And still a raging liar and moron.

"I Believe" License plates unconstitutional

2009-11-11T15:20:00.001-05:00

Good.

In a summary judgment ruling, U.S. District Judge Cameron McGowan Currie said the plate was based on a discriminatory law. "Such a law amounts to state endorsement not only of religion in general, but of a specific sect in particular," Currie said.

Not to mention how it was originally crammed through the legislature.

Stewart on FauxNews

2009-10-30T09:41:00.001-05:00

I'm busy as hell with my day job and a couple new businesses I'm starting so posting has been infrequent and is likely to remain so. But here is a clip from last night's The Daily Show where Jon Stewart grills FauxNews.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

For Fox Sake!

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show
Full Episodes

Political Humor

Health Care Crisis

Google heralding the coming of the Anti-Christ

2009-10-07T11:33:00.004-05:00

Google is obviously a satanic organization that is heralding the coming of the Anti-Christ by posting their doodle celebrating the 57th anniversary of the barcode.

More classy leadership from a South Carolina Republican

2009-09-10T06:34:00.004-05:00

Real classy Joe Wilson, real classy.

I have a feeling that Rob Miller's donations are seeing a spike today.

When 18 is not enough

2009-09-02T09:29:00.002-05:00

We just found out that Michelle is expecting our 19th child! Baby 19 is due to arrive around March 18, 2010! This news follows the announcement from our oldest son Josh and his wife, Anna, that our new grand-daughter Mackynzie Renée is on the way with the due date set for October 18, 2009!

Quote of the day

2009-08-17T14:02:00.000-05:00

pdferguson

Faith may not move mountains, but you should see what it does to skyscrapers.

Much better

2009-08-15T12:07:00.002-05:00

Went to Barnes and Noble today, had to correct something.

Dr. StrangeSquid

2009-08-07T18:45:00.002-05:00

VERY poorly done and rushed photoshop. But what the hell.

Those damn Militant Atheists

2009-08-06T07:10:00.001-05:00

Great Job hiring these guys Bush

2009-08-05T07:46:00.003-05:00

This is terrifying. We knew Blackwater was shady as all hell but this has the potential to confirm it in spades.

A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on August 3 in federal court in Virginia. The two men claim that the company's owner, Erik Prince, may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals who were cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company. The former employee also alleges that Prince "views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe," and that Prince's companies "encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life."
In their testimony, both men also allege that Blackwater was smuggling weapons into Iraq. One of the men alleges that Prince turned a profit by transporting "illegal" or "unlawful" weapons into the country on Prince's private planes. They also charge that Prince and other Blackwater executives destroyed incriminating videos, emails and other documents and have intentionally deceived the US State Department and other federal agencies. The identities of the two individuals were sealed out of concerns for their safety.

Christian crusader. You people who consider yourself Christians should be the most vocal in opposing and exposing people like this.

Two Words: Cra Zee

2009-08-04T12:22:00.001-05:00

Why the right wing isn't running screaming from these people is beyond me.

Sys Admin Day

2009-07-31T07:31:00.000-05:00

That's right people, don't forget it.

http://www.sysadminday.com/

Both the dumbest and most brilliant iPhone app ever.

2009-07-25T09:49:00.003-05:00

Not meaning to, this kid has come up with the hands down stupidest and most brilliant iPhone app ever.

For eons, people have reached out to the Almighty with prayers and supplications. Soon they might be able to use their iPhones.
Fair Oaks teenager Allen Wright thought up an application for the Apple iPhone called "A Note to God."
It lets iPhone users send prayers into cyberspace and allows them to read the prayers of others. The messages are stored in a database, and users remain anonymous.

G. Gordon Liddy needs an icepack

2009-07-24T08:38:00.000-05:00

G. Gordon Liddy won't sit down for weeks

2009-07-23T23:45:00.001-05:00

After the ass whipping he took on Hardball tonight.

holy shit

Homeopathy

2009-07-22T21:54:00.000-05:00

Oprah and Jenny McCarthy: Two people set on undermining public health

2009-07-22T07:01:00.005-05:00

Even the cartoonists see it.

Via Orac

Sanford's Not-pology

2009-07-19T14:21:00.004-05:00

Our philandering idiot of a Governor didn't do himself any favors with the op-ed piece he sent out across the state this morning. I'm hard pressed to remember a piece from a recently publicly exposed hypocrite that so deflects personal responsibility as much as Sanford did with his exercise in shifting the burden on to his religion. Instead of coming out and saying "I am at fault and I am the one who needs to repair the damage I've caused", Sanford took this opportunity to say that forgiveness is a requirement of those who share his faith. Convenient now that he is the one seeking and desperately needing that forgiveness and wanting an excuse for his behavior.

Not only does he command that he be forgiven he says that God is in control of all relieving himself of at least some of the burden of the responsibility of his disgusting actions against his family, his electorate and his position as Governor of the great State of South Carolina. He also claims to have learned from his morally bankrupt actions "to use this experience to both trust God in his larger work of changing me". Well that's just great Mark. We so appreciate your earnestness in wanting to change yourself in the face of God now that you've been exposed, and deservedly so, in the most public way possible. Where were your standards before? The ones you have clung to citing God and your Christianity when seeking demean and attack others who you claimed didn't share your moral superiority?

I see no sincerity in your words Governor because you're only saying them now that you've been exposed as a liar, a hypocrite and a man of less than exemplary moral fiber. Charges, coincidentally that most people would have to fess up to. The difference is Governor that you have held yourself and others to standards you personally had no ability or desire to follow and you cited your supposed morally superior religion as the reason. You've used that religion as a weapon against decent folks who don't happen to share your opinion on how they should live their lives, and of that you should be ashamed.

You’ve been exposed Governor and it doesn’t say much about your remaining character that you are choosing to hide behind your religion instead of owning up to the full burden of your actions.

You and your religion have been exposed, yet again. God being in control, as you claimed in your piece, sure doesn't speak much of his management skills or choice in his spokespeople.

Do yourself, your family and all of us a favor and keep your mouth shut and your pen capped and slink away into the dark corners of South Carolina history.