Rev. BigDumbChimp

Stewart on FauxNews

2009-10-30T09:41:00.001-05:00

I'm busy as hell with my day job and a couple new businesses I'm starting so posting has been infrequent and is likely to remain so. But here is a clip from last night's The Daily Show where Jon Stewart grills FauxNews.

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Google heralding the coming of the Anti-Christ

2009-10-07T11:33:00.004-05:00

Google is obviously a satanic organization that is heralding the coming of the Anti-Christ by posting their doodle celebrating the 57th anniversary of the barcode.

More classy leadership from a South Carolina Republican

2009-09-10T06:34:00.004-05:00

Real classy Joe Wilson, real classy.

I have a feeling that Rob Miller's donations are seeing a spike today.

When 18 is not enough

2009-09-02T09:29:00.002-05:00

We just found out that Michelle is expecting our 19th child! Baby 19 is due to arrive around March 18, 2010! This news follows the announcement from our oldest son Josh and his wife, Anna, that our new grand-daughter Mackynzie Renée is on the way with the due date set for October 18, 2009!

Quote of the day

2009-08-17T14:02:00.000-05:00

pdferguson

Faith may not move mountains, but you should see what it does to skyscrapers.

Much better

2009-08-15T12:07:00.002-05:00

Went to Barnes and Noble today, had to correct something.

Dr. StrangeSquid

2009-08-07T18:45:00.002-05:00

VERY poorly done and rushed photoshop. But what the hell.

Those damn Militant Atheists

2009-08-06T07:10:00.001-05:00

Great Job hiring these guys Bush

2009-08-05T07:46:00.003-05:00

This is terrifying. We knew Blackwater was shady as all hell but this has the potential to confirm it in spades.

A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on August 3 in federal court in Virginia. The two men claim that the company's owner, Erik Prince, may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals who were cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company. The former employee also alleges that Prince "views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe," and that Prince's companies "encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life."
In their testimony, both men also allege that Blackwater was smuggling weapons into Iraq. One of the men alleges that Prince turned a profit by transporting "illegal" or "unlawful" weapons into the country on Prince's private planes. They also charge that Prince and other Blackwater executives destroyed incriminating videos, emails and other documents and have intentionally deceived the US State Department and other federal agencies. The identities of the two individuals were sealed out of concerns for their safety.

Christian crusader. You people who consider yourself Christians should be the most vocal in opposing and exposing people like this.

Two Words: Cra Zee

2009-08-04T12:22:00.001-05:00

Why the right wing isn't running screaming from these people is beyond me.

Sys Admin Day

2009-07-31T07:31:00.000-05:00

That's right people, don't forget it.

http://www.sysadminday.com/

Both the dumbest and most brilliant iPhone app ever.

2009-07-25T09:49:00.003-05:00

Not meaning to, this kid has come up with the hands down stupidest and most brilliant iPhone app ever.

For eons, people have reached out to the Almighty with prayers and supplications. Soon they might be able to use their iPhones.
Fair Oaks teenager Allen Wright thought up an application for the Apple iPhone called "A Note to God."
It lets iPhone users send prayers into cyberspace and allows them to read the prayers of others. The messages are stored in a database, and users remain anonymous.

G. Gordon Liddy needs an icepack

2009-07-24T08:38:00.000-05:00

G. Gordon Liddy won't sit down for weeks

2009-07-23T23:45:00.001-05:00

After the ass whipping he took on Hardball tonight.

holy shit

Homeopathy

2009-07-22T21:54:00.000-05:00

Oprah and Jenny McCarthy: Two people set on undermining public health

2009-07-22T07:01:00.005-05:00

Even the cartoonists see it.

Via Orac

Sanford's Not-pology

2009-07-19T14:21:00.004-05:00

Our philandering idiot of a Governor didn't do himself any favors with the op-ed piece he sent out across the state this morning. I'm hard pressed to remember a piece from a recently publicly exposed hypocrite that so deflects personal responsibility as much as Sanford did with his exercise in shifting the burden on to his religion. Instead of coming out and saying "I am at fault and I am the one who needs to repair the damage I've caused", Sanford took this opportunity to say that forgiveness is a requirement of those who share his faith. Convenient now that he is the one seeking and desperately needing that forgiveness and wanting an excuse for his behavior.

Not only does he command that he be forgiven he says that God is in control of all relieving himself of at least some of the burden of the responsibility of his disgusting actions against his family, his electorate and his position as Governor of the great State of South Carolina. He also claims to have learned from his morally bankrupt actions "to use this experience to both trust God in his larger work of changing me". Well that's just great Mark. We so appreciate your earnestness in wanting to change yourself in the face of God now that you've been exposed, and deservedly so, in the most public way possible. Where were your standards before? The ones you have clung to citing God and your Christianity when seeking demean and attack others who you claimed didn't share your moral superiority?

I see no sincerity in your words Governor because you're only saying them now that you've been exposed as a liar, a hypocrite and a man of less than exemplary moral fiber. Charges, coincidentally that most people would have to fess up to. The difference is Governor that you have held yourself and others to standards you personally had no ability or desire to follow and you cited your supposed morally superior religion as the reason. You've used that religion as a weapon against decent folks who don't happen to share your opinion on how they should live their lives, and of that you should be ashamed.

You’ve been exposed Governor and it doesn’t say much about your remaining character that you are choosing to hide behind your religion instead of owning up to the full burden of your actions.

You and your religion have been exposed, yet again. God being in control, as you claimed in your piece, sure doesn't speak much of his management skills or choice in his spokespeople.

Do yourself, your family and all of us a favor and keep your mouth shut and your pen capped and slink away into the dark corners of South Carolina history.

Frightening.

2009-07-17T12:24:00.001-05:00

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Sanford or Bauer : Ineffective lying hypocrite or dangerous temper tantrum having child?

2009-07-01T06:37:00.004-05:00

Sitting here torn over whether I would rather have Sanford step down and give raging idiot Andre "Check out my new I Believe License Plate while I crash into your car" Bauer a leg up on the election, or whether it's better just letting him run out the term and continue to be a bumbling mess.

I think I'd rather have Sanford sit up there spinning around bringing more shame to himself, his party and his supposed Christian moral values.

Bauer is terrifying in a "who gave that drunk 7 year old a loaded 12 gauge" sort of way.

Breaking News: New Sanford explanation

2009-06-24T15:04:00.003-05:00

He was in Argentina working on his own Stimulus package.

"When I said I was dying to get out on the Appalachian Trail, I meant to say I was flying to hit some Argentinan tail"

/rimshot

Gov. Sanford: Not the brightest crayon in the box

2009-06-24T14:30:00.002-05:00

I mean damn.

Ok fine you want to get away.

OK.

But don't tell anyone.

Um... ok.

Including your wife...

um.. wait what.

Or your handlers or staff...

uh hold on aren't you the Governor?

Oh and He's fucking some other woman.

Smooth moves there Guvna'

It's like what I used to tell my friends who drove with drugs in their car and would speed or not pay attention to traffic signs. If you're going to break the law, don't break the law.

Governor, if you're going to cheat on your wife, don't set up a situation where the entire county is curious where you disappeared to.

This has to go up as one of the dumbest scandal increasing moves ever by political figure.

Way to go Sanford

2009-06-24T13:46:00.002-05:00

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to an extramarital affair in an emotional Wednesday afternoon news conference, citing a relationship with a "dear, dear friend" in Argentina.

The governor also resigned as chairman of the Republican Governors Association.

"I've let down a lot of people, that's the bottom line," Mr. Sanford said.

Mr. Sanford's disappearance for several days was first widely reported Monday afternoon, and late Monday his office said the governor was hiking along the Appalachian Trail. The State newspaper reported Wednesday that the governor got off a plane in Atlanta early Wednesday morning from Buenos Aires. He said he had considered hiking on the Appalachian Trail but "wanted to do something exotic," the newspaper reported.

Well he sure as hell can kiss goodbye those already diminishing thoughts of the White House in 2012.

Fucking hypocrite.

ISO Gaps

2009-06-23T16:07:00.001-05:00

Thank you

2009-06-22T14:53:00.004-05:00

Whoever signed me up for David Icke's website...

Much appreciated. I need a little more crazy fucking mail in my spam filter to keep Mabus company.

He gets really cranky with no one reading his insanity.

Evander Holyfield thinks tithing more important than paying his Mortgage

2009-06-22T07:16:00.003-05:00

And Creflo Dollar is more than happy to take his money.

I mean no one thinks that former Champion Holyfield is the brightest crayon in the box but this is just beyond stupid and Creflo is in part responsible for this. Sen. Grassley, I hope you're still investigating that scam artist.

Former Heavyweight boxing champion has been in the news much lately, but not for knocking out his opponent. Holyfield has been the topic of much discussion over his inability to pay child support and the fact that his $10 million home is in foreclosure. But with all of his financial troubles, Holyfield claims in an interview with ESPN that he will tithe before any other obligations such as paying his mortgage. The interview is from a show ESPN produced about the relationships between stars and televangelists that will air this Sunday. Many televangelists preach variations of the “prosperity gospel,” which teaches its followers that through tithing, they’ll be rewarded not just spiritually but also financially. Holyfield has given millions of dollars( over $20 Million to date) to Creflo Dollar’s World Changers Church in Atlanta, ESPN’s John Barr reports.