Biggest Idiot On The Internet

Just What We Need - Idiots Raising Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:03:00 +0000

We have no idea what the backstory behind this video is and that's probably for the better. It features a bunch of pregnant women "rapping" in what was clearly meant to be a takeoff on the classic Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle." Only this time, it's called the Prego Shuffle, and it's being performed by the Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

You Can't Touch This Idiot

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:02:00 +0000

The Asian wannabe MC Hammer dancing around to "You Can't Touch This" in this video has some nice moves, we'll give him that. But he also has a mother sitting on the couch behind him ignoring the whole thing and knitting herself a sweater while he prances around the apartment. And for that, we're naming him today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

Hey Ladies, This Idiot Is Available

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:35:00 +0000

This might be our favorite idiot of all time. He's a goth-looking 20-year-old who decided to go on Youtube and let all you ladies out there know that he's looking for a girlfriend. Why should you care? Because he has a 6-inch penis, he's bipolar and schitzophrenic, lives with his parents, has no job, doesn't feel emotion, loves to smoke weed, and his non-immediate family is rich. Oh yeah, and he's also today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

Los Angeles Is A Town Full Of Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:54:00 +0000

Even though we live in Los Angeles and usually defend our city against all its haters out there, we're not too proud to admit that this city has its share of idiots. And apparently all of them are featured in this classic promotional video for the city.

Don't Forget To Take Your Idiot Vitamins

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:02:00 +0000

Today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet comes to us from the world of sports, but it's not an athlete. Instead, it's actually a company. As we learned in this article, apparently Vitamin Water decided to sponsor several collegiate sports this year and supply the schools with their product. The only problem? Six flavors of their product contain ingredients that cause athletes to test positive on drug tests. Oops.

Today's Weather Is Creepy With A Chance Of Idiot

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:35:00 +0000

Usually, if we're going to post a video featuring a newscaster the chances are that the newscaster will be receiving idiot honors that day. But this time, there's a twist. That's because in this video, there's a super creepy stalker who is obsessed with a weatherman and anybody that actually stalks a weatherman has to be the Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

Mic Check Idiot

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:02:00 +0000

The foreign idiot's behavior in this video is so shockingly stupid that it actually took us a few seconds to realize what we were watching. That's because it never occurred to us that there are people out there who have no idea how to hold a microphone.

Like this video? Then you'll love the actions of this foreign idiot!

Canadian Idol Contestant Farts Her Way To Idiot Fame

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:01:00 +0000

We've seen how American Idol can inspire some idiotic behavior before, but we had no idea that the same is true for the show's northern counterpart. In this episode of Canadian Idol, a woman makes her audition memorable by loudly farting during the audition and earning herself Biggest Idiot On The Internet honors in the process.

Verizon Customer Service Is Run By Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:39:00 +0000

A lot of the idiots we post on this site can generate sympathy from at least one or two of our readers, but we're pretty sure that none of you will have any sympathy for the customer service employees on the other end of this Verizon call. Kind of makes Bank of America's idiot employees look like geniuses.

Bank Of America's House Band Are A Couple Of Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:07:00 +0000

With the economy crashing all around us, you would think that our country's financial institutions would have more important things to do than get together and come up with horrific cover versions of U2's song "One." But, as these Bank of America employees/performers prove, they don't have anything better to do. And for that, they are today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

Like this video? Check out these other singing idiots.

The People Of Santa Cruz Are Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:38:00 +0000

The people of Santa Cruz, California (not to be confused with this town full of idiots) have the opportunity to regularly address their city council and share whatever is on their mind. This video, a compilation of some of the best moments from these presentations, demonstrates that the people of Santa Cruz are super entertaining...and today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

This Jerry Seinfeld Hater Is An Idiot...Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:03:00 +0000

We can understand why some people don't like Jerry Seinfeld and we can even understand why some people might choose to go on Youtube and rant about how much they don't like him. What we don't understand is what is wrong with this kid...unless he was trying to get himself named the Biggest Idiot On The Internet in which case, well done.

Like this video? Check out the performance this kid puts on!

This Idiot Was Not Happy About The Super Bowl

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:04:00 +0000

While football fans across the country recover from what was a thrilling Super Bowl, there's at least one guy out there who still hasn't recovered from his beloved New York Giants getting bounced out of the playoffs. This video features the obsessed Giants fan having a breakdown after his team was knocked out of the playoffs, and winning himself Biggest Idiot On The Internet honors in the process.

If you think this guy's bad, check out this idiot Cubs fan!

Only Idiots Go Fishing With Their Bare Hands

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:01:00 +0000

We've been fishing before and we could make an argument that anybody that goes fishing is an idiot. But instead, we'll just say that anybody that goes fishing with their bare hands is an idiot. And the redneck guys in this video clip, prove our point while earning themselves today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet award.

Speaking of rednecks, have you seen the way this redneck idiot fights?

Don't Mess With This Idiot's Popsicle

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:02:00 +0000

It's not often that a picture is enough to win somebody the Biggest Idiot On The Internet award, but it's not often we come across photos like this one. This kid's got it all going for him - about 100 extra pounds, an old-school Nintendo t-shirt, a gangsta pose, a Flavor Flav-esque sidekick, and a popsicle. And now, he's got today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet award to top it all off.

Like this photo? Check out the picture that won Larry King Biggest Idiot honors!

Those Who Can't, Teach Like Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:04:00 +0000

If anybody is wondering why the U.S. is falling behind the rest of the world, it might be because we're trusting stoned college professors like this guy to teach our children. This guy's antics may be the reason why America is falling apart, but at least we're leading the world in producing the most Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

We wouldn't be at all shocked if this guy also had a nipple mustache.

The Pied Piper Of Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:03:00 +0000

We don't know exactly what is going on in this video, but here's what we do know. It features some guy who drives up on a motorcyle, stops, turns on some terrible techno music and then starts doing some ridiculous dance with a bunch of other guys who happen to be nearby. There's no explanation for it other than these guys have to be the Biggest Idiots On The Internet today.

Like this video? Check out these other dancing idiots.

Drinking And Line Dancing Do Not Go Together

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:05:00 +0000

There's a lot of idiots on a booze cruise, but there's only one guy whose idiotic behavior is this good. Apparently, after getting loaded this guy decided it was time to show off his dance moves with the rest of the cruise-goers on the dance floor with a little line dancing. What follows is a trainwreck of Biggest Idiot On The Internet proportions.

Like this video? Check out this guy's version of the Thong Song.

Somebody Get This Idiot Kid Some Ritalin

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:28:00 +0000

Some people might think it's mean to name a little kid as the Biggest Idiot On The Internet, but we bet that anybody that thinks that hasn't seen the video of this spaz freaking out while his class sings songs about the alphabet and counting. For this performance, he is deserving of today's honor and a lifetime supply of ritalin.

Think this kid's an idiot? Then check out his German counterparts.

Sometimes It Only Takes 20 Seconds To Prove You're An Idiot

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:03:00 +0000

This is a video of a foreign newscaster who faints in the middle of reading a report, and then has a giant part of the stage set fall down on top of her. That sounds like Biggest Idiot On The Internet material, but that's not what pushes it over the top. We're giving it to her co-anchor who, after seeing her faint, just sits back down at his desk and acts as if it never happened. Now THAT is worthy of being named today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

Like this video? Check out Kathy Griffin's idiotic news moment!

Be Careful Where You Leave Your Sex Tape

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:02:00 +0000

Every time we think we've found the world's dumbest criminal, another guy pops up to make us reconsider our selection. In this case, we have come across this guy in Alabama who had no problem getting away with a series of crimes, but left a unique piece of evidence behind - a sex tape featuring his various exploits with women. Predictably, police used the tape to identify the thief and we used it to name him today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

A Pool Full Of Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:01:00 +0000

We're no scientists, but when we came across this photo we knew that it was the mark of some true idiot behavior. In case you can't tell, it features a couple dudes hanging out in a homemade inflatable pool and running electrical wires through the pool so that they can cook on a little hibachi in the middle of the water. We're no experts, but we're pretty sure this is a recipe to electrocute yourself and be named today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

Like this picture? Check out these other idiot pictures!

This Idiot Really Wants You To Call Her

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:01:00 +0000

We don't speak whatever language this woman is speaking, but we do understand that she really, really wants us to call her. Her televised temper tantrum won't get us to actually call, but it will get her the honor of being named today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

Think this woman's crazy? Check out this insane idiot!

You, Your Myspace Boyfriend, And Your Mom Are All Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:01:00 +0000

Dating somebody you met on Myspace is proof you are an idiot, but when your younger brother videotapes you getting yelled at by your Mother about the Myspace guy you're dating...then you've entered Biggest Idiot On The Internet territory. This family squabble is priceless, especially the way the younger brother does play-by-play announcing of the argument complete with warnings that "You could have been raped...in the butt!"

Like this video? Then check out this teenage idiot who decided to set himself on fire!

Even In England, Talk Show Guests Are Idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:05:00 +0000

As we've seen before, trashy television talk shows are a ripe breeding ground for idiot behavior. Now we've discovered that the same is true for talk shows overseas. In this clip from the Jeremy Kyle show, a guy who is on to talk about how many women he has (or has not) gotten pregnant at the same time reveals that while he may be prolific at becoming a father, he's not quite as good at spelling the word "father." You think he's able to spell Biggest Idiot On The Internet?